Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

more fun with bastani: https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/artificial-stupidity#!

(i like the cut of paul lafargue's jib)

The country I call home is dysfunctional. But north of the border, there’s the chance of something better @johnharris1969

I am just hearing that @cineworld cinemas appear to have decided not to show the new Robert the Bruce film.
Cineworld, could you please confirm and explain your reasons for this decision?

— Carol Monaghan MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CMonaghanSNP) June 28, 2019

extraordinary that ⁦@DavidGauke⁩ is facing potential deselection tonight when he voted for Brexit Deal three times pic.twitter.com/HLSHYBjALu

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 28, 2019

the person who proposed the motion has just told the private meeting he only joined the Conservative party in February

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 28, 2019

There is a chap on twitter saying he is there tonight and his bio has him down as a candidate for the Brexit Party. He’s quite open that he’s there to deselect Gauke. pic.twitter.com/FHECpGPHUw

— Michael Wood (@mjwood00) June 28, 2019

Arron Banks: Join Tories and unseat the traitor Theresa
august 26 2018, 12:01am, the sunday times
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/arron-banks-join-tories-and-unseat-the-traitor-theresa-6gdc8kqdn

what's extraordinary is that the media has spent the past two years going on about how labour has been overrun by a cult when this has been happening to the party of government unbeknownst them seemingly right under their nose

maybe the UK gov could ask to join Mercosur just sayin

our empire does stretch quite close to them, get dr Liam Fox down to fuckin' Malvinas to negotiate! or just leave the cunt there.

I think we've found it, this is it, the search is over. Jeremy Hunt has done it - this is truly the worst football opinion of all time. pic.twitter.com/xSWIsOhvGE

— Sophie Levin (@sophielevin11) June 27, 2019

man of the people - jeremy cunt.

The country I call home is dysfunctional. But north of the border, there’s the chance of something better @johnharris1969

I am just hearing that @cineworld cinemas appear to have decided not to show the new Robert the Bruce film.
Cineworld, could you please confirm and explain your reasons for this decision?
— Carol Monaghan MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CMonaghanSNP) June 28, 2019
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running at the cineworld in glasgow in full regalia, sporran full of c4, "alba gu bragh!!!!!!"

times front cover has civil servants worried about a corbyn premiership because he's not in good health and is physically frail, wouldn't be able to do the job.

he's too old...

fuckin’ desperate stuff

Very frail

@jeremycorbyn decided to do some rock climbing on his visit to #Leeds.

Trying to outdo @theresa_may's dancing yesterday?

I'll have more @BBCLeeds & @BBCLookNorth pic.twitter.com/wtVJn7K5sj

— Kevin Larkin (@kevin_larkin) October 4, 2018

has lord ashcroft give them some bad news or something? desperate fuckers. Gauke survived the vonc.

Cancelled my Cineworld membership in person. Now we're at Cowcaddens Police Station round the corner. #RobertTheBruce #BoycottCineworld pic.twitter.com/S5TfFZZC53

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) June 28, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-Nftk0UIAAwG-k.jpg
frail old man in miraculous recovery shocker!

Forget Borisssssssssssssss......

frail... and horny

From that same article - seems like she can’t forget Boris

I shared a cab with him when he was campaigning to be mayor of London and suddenly found myself fantasising about cosying up to him on the back seat. I didn’t. He was a complete gentleman. But there was something about him that made me like him more than I was planning to. I could totally see us screaming at each other late into the night, spilling wine on the sofa, neighbours banging on the door.

No, what I find baffling and disturbing is the allure of the other potential PM, the one whose private life we never talk about, the one to whom feminists give a completely free pass. Why does he get away with it?

Jeremy Corbyn has been married three times, divorced twice, and there’s the racy matter of that fling with Diane Abbott. His latest wife, Laura Alvarez, is a Mexican businesswoman he met when she flew to Britain while her older sister Marcela was receiving support from Corbyn in a custody battle.

She then came to live in his £1 million house in Finsbury Park with their cat El Gato.

No late-night screaming matches that we know of, but then he lives among his people. The London lefties wouldn’t report Corbyn.

According to investigative author Tom Bower in his biography Dangerous Hero:

At last year’s Labour party conference he paid tribute to her from the podium in Spanish: ‘Tu eres mi fuerza y mi apoyo,’ he said, which translates as ‘you are my strength and my support’.

That’s sweet, but it is hardly cutting-edge feminism. I’m just saying, we expect Tory leaders to pay tribute to the little lady when she’s actually a businesswoman in her own right, but the great bearded Marxist?

Article very much in the Will This Do category.

former Ukip MP Douglas Carswell said: “I’d rather have my country run by democratically elected Jeremy Corbyn than the smug, self-regarding, incompetent Whitehall officials that briefed this to the Times,” adding: “Get these vile Sir Humphry’s out!”

woke carswell, welcome to the #resistance

Boris Johnson is a fucking stalker, though - one of my posh friends told me she witnessed him casually turning up at the flat of her posh Tory journalist friend uninvited, in pursuit of a hookup, while she was over at the flat. Then he would turn up at the pub she was in with invited friends, after having taken pains not to invite him (or talk about the plans). My friend who was there said he frightened her because she thinks he’s empty inside and something important is missing from his psyche.

The stalked woman is now married to another prominent socially-awkward Brexit mastermind - this happened around 10 years ago.

Not sure we need inside stories to surmise that "something important is missing from his psyche"...

The more the, er, merrier though.

Oh fab, a story wPC.

My friend had to deal with him on multiple occasions; none of us have. Am I wrong to feel minimised after telling a group about a man exhibiting stalker behaviour?

good

💥 NEW: Labour has accused the BBC of interfering in the political process by failing to adequately cover Tory Islamophobia

The party lodged two explosive complaints with the national broadcaster this week https://t.co/o9cPq9ToUN

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) June 29, 2019

and good

NEW: @jeremycorbyn has called for a government investigation to uncover which 'senior civil servants are spreading fictitious information to the press'.

It follows anonymous briefings in today's @thetimes that he is 'too frail' to be Prime Minister.@itvnews pic.twitter.com/ls3kd6fL58

— Joe Pike (@joepike) June 29, 2019

apologies for al3x w1ckh4m

hey the boy has to earn his pocket money somehow

important new account:

Sajid Javid with the hair of Ray Wilkins. pic.twitter.com/OaxHKldkXT

— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) June 24, 2019

deport him!

lol

The latest @YouGov poll forecasts @jeremycorbyn will lose his seat to the @LibDems after 36 years! Our clear #StopBrexit position is strongly supported across #IslingtonNorth pic.twitter.com/meYuwaLDbz

— Islington Liberal Democrats (@IslingtonLibDem) June 29, 2019

more fun with bastani: https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/artificial-stupidity#!

(i like the cut of paul lafargue's jib)

― mark s, Friday, 28 June 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Enjoyed this quite a bit.

I don't get too excited about polls but think it worth noting the last ones from Survation, Opinium, ComRes, BMG, Panelbase, IpsosMori all have Labour polling well ahead (most of them 10 pts) of the LibDems, it's only on the YouGov polls where there has been a 10 pt surge for them.

I think some of the latest desperate Corbyn smear headlines are a reaction to their own secret internal polls not looking very fucking good for them. A quietly confident conservative party wouldn't shit their pants in that fashion.

what the fuck is ‘flavible politics’

Hi @IslingtonLibDem

Although we love the publicity. We have to chime in for the sake of clarity. The constituency projections are ours

We have no affiliation with @YouGov and simply use the results of their polling once released with our projection methodology and show via map

— Flavible Politics (@flaviblePolitic) June 29, 2019

could do with some more seasoning.

Lol, the Conservatives (who are explicitly pro Brexit) couldn’t poll 20% in Islington North but the Brexit party will? Do they even Islington North?

Haven't read the Bastani book but it's nice to see a serious critique of it from the left.

they've steamrollered it, took a shit on it and then forced him to eat it more like!

tbf I shouldn't knock a hipster left shit pancake until I've tried one!

xps to gyac

yep, that poll makes no sense and is a complete fantasy.

lol, the idea of a Farage surge on the doorsteps of Islington North and Brexit Party polling at 21.3% is so ridic it isn't worth ....

normal

Socialist siesta pic.twitter.com/zUf95Cxg6U

— MoS_Politics (@MoS_Politics) June 29, 2019

everything good is bad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-OZbMnX4AcX8pI.jpg

the sinister 4 M's(not including McDonell!) and the "pliant" heir apparent to the dangerous cat-napping marxist.

god i wish i was driven home for a nap every afternoon

Quietly comforting that the ruling class are clearly shitting themselves.

xp same, sick of taking the bus

I just want to thank you all for subsidising my daily afternoon naps by paying for my ill gotten benefits :p

TACTICS: The Mail reports on a bloke at #Glastonbury wearing a ‘I ❤️ Brexit’ t-shirt not getting the abuse he expected. The bloke “wished to stay anonymous” according to the article.

Except. It’s the Mail journo himself. The same journo who wrote the article. pic.twitter.com/RJuTXXOfin

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) June 30, 2019

lol, mail reporter caught out trying to make a bs story about himself as the "anonymous" "I love brexit" shirt wearer at Glastonbury.

Should’ve gone with Maoist and then they could have made that Gang of Four reference actually work.