2020 Democratic presidential primary

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Biden is terrible at running for president.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 27, 2019 7:25 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i’ve been fucking saying!!!!

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:29 (seven years ago)

that last segment was painful

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:30 (seven years ago)

that was so collectively awful, even the best of answers got dragged down in it.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:30 (seven years ago)

Odds on Biden’s polling numbers to plummet this weekend? Jesus. Harris is owning this.

akm, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:30 (seven years ago)

So long Marianne

akm, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

Harris has a good "mmm yes I see" expression

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

can biden legally change his name to obama in time for the election? he would probably win

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

biden's gonna bring his friendship bracelet next week

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:33 (seven years ago)

next month*

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:33 (seven years ago)

Loving this debate! #Decision2020 pic.twitter.com/FHgvxhO8Wx

— Cameron Kasky (@cameron_kasky) June 28, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:35 (seven years ago)

Biden is terrible at running for president.

I know you guys weren't around in 1988, but 2008 surely

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:36 (seven years ago)

Daily reminder, pops.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:37 (seven years ago)

When are the going to ask the dude without a tie a question in this debate?

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) June 28, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:37 (seven years ago)

sanders, that wasn't a mischaracterization of your views on guns. i remember his "state's right to decide" view during that primary season, and it was one of the few things i thought he was just completely wrong on

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:37 (seven years ago)

Bernie should just say he’s changed his mind.

akm, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:39 (seven years ago)

that's where stubbornness becomes a liability

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:39 (seven years ago)

yeah I think this is the final seven

Probably obligatory

https://youtu.be/QVtt6Cd1s94

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:43 (seven years ago)

i am having violent dreams of pummeling swalwell. holy shit man, go dive into a bush

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:44 (seven years ago)

Williamson : Gilda Radner as Baba Wawa

akm, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:45 (seven years ago)

before the Dems won the House, Swawell was pretty good on the teevee explaining Trump's perfidy. Now he's a haircut in search of a context.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:46 (seven years ago)

Watch Sigourney Weaver parodying Marianne in the film Jeffrey sometime (a quarter century ago).

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:47 (seven years ago)

i'd pass the torch into swalwell's face

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:47 (seven years ago)

Hahaha I kind of love Williamson.

akm, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:50 (seven years ago)

donald trump will not be defeated by someone who has plans

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:51 (seven years ago)

“When I’m not changing diapers I’m changing Washington,”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:51 (seven years ago)

i was really looking forward to williamson being onstage and she delivered

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:51 (seven years ago)

i could see williamson getting significant support (like 5%) as the national candidate of the trolls

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:52 (seven years ago)

🔮🔮🔮

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:52 (seven years ago)

I can't wait to see "former presidential candidate" on the back covers of Williamson's books.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:52 (seven years ago)

that's right kirsten, just blink through the pain

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:53 (seven years ago)

trickle up

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:54 (seven years ago)

kamala's closer was weak

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:55 (seven years ago)

go to my website

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:57 (seven years ago)

please sign up for my newsletter

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (seven years ago)

"thanks for sticking your necks out guys"

omar little, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (seven years ago)

if Buttigieg is so smart, why does he make such a big deal about his military service

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:00 (seven years ago)

im not happy with any troops who are running who dont advocate using their military training to strategically execute fossil fuel executives, like what good is that experience if ya dont plan to use it bub!!!

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:06 (seven years ago)

"i was trained by the government to kill people but as soon as i take office im gonna be in meetings and shit, soorry" fuck u

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:07 (seven years ago)

Pete’s no dummy. You can never go wrong in America by pandering to the troops.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:09 (seven years ago)

If you want a simple explanation for what's happening in America, watch AVATAR again.

— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) October 26, 2017

Simon H., Friday, 28 June 2019 03:11 (seven years ago)

If I wanted a simple explanation for what's happening in America, I'd listen to Donald J. Trump and his merry band of simpletons.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:13 (seven years ago)

The Biden line about the Department of Education is weird: it didnt exist before the Carter administration.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:19 (seven years ago)

Speaking time stats

Joe Biden tallied up the most speaking time at #DemDebate2, followed by Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders. https://t.co/asx6rMSQJN pic.twitter.com/ei4hAkSjPs

— NPR (@NPR) June 28, 2019

Simon H., Friday, 28 June 2019 03:20 (seven years ago)

going tieless was a mistake

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:21 (seven years ago)

it works for him, gotta sell that douchey tech bro angle

"im not a politician, im here to talk about ubi and sell books to jordan peterson fans once they reach their early 30s"

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:23 (seven years ago)

Honestly Kamala Harris making Biden eat shit was brutally satisfying. I am pro-Bernie and take no pleasure in reporting this.

— kate wagner, class antagonist (@mcmansionhell) June 28, 2019



Variants of this have made up a good chunk of my timeline this evening

Simon H., Friday, 28 June 2019 03:42 (seven years ago)

can we finally start to put this Biden winning nonsense to bed now? Don't see how he can survive any distance in this race

relative wins for Kamala, Bernie, Warren, Major Pete?

anvil, Friday, 28 June 2019 03:44 (seven years ago)

And orbs.

Simon H., Friday, 28 June 2019 03:51 (seven years ago)

dr morbs orbs, coming to syfy this summer

hollow your fart (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:52 (seven years ago)

I would add Castro to that list

not sure mayor pete moved anyone

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:52 (seven years ago)


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