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respect tbh

no confidence like private school confidence eh. and to think he'd have been one of the bullied ones

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/masked-man-cons-villagers-fete-17247192

but yeah tbf he's broken in a good direction xp

his bullies should have tried harder

that's the problem with this entitled silver-spoon tormentors, they're just not willing to put in the graft

omg the byline in that Daily Record one, the repetition of 'locals' haha

Today in Medway metaphors for Brexit

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/dreams-shattered-after-unicorn-event-cancelled-207382/

i'm sure Zack MacLeod Pinsent is a pleasant young man, whoever made that a news item can die in an acid bath tho

Unicorn Dream event organiser Darren Rocket

darren... rocket

can't decide whether that is great or abysmal, but it is certainly Real

New flag. Waiting on the pole coming to fit on to the outside of the house 👍🏻🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/Yp3aqtZLoN

— Derek 🇬🇧🇬🇧 (@Meteormadness) June 25, 2019

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https://greatbritishmag.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/UK-flag-Union-Jack-featured.jpg

going to keep off Twitter until the temptation to ask Derek whether he's a racist cunt subsides

some wag is asking him under what circumstances would he be prepared to surrender.

i'm sure Zack MacLeod Pinsent is a pleasant young man, whoever made that a news item can die in an acid bath tho

There's a young(ish) guy who comes into my place of work who dresses in absolutely immaculate 30s/40s clobber, no matter the weather outside. Got the hairstyle to go with it.

(xp) Derek is "Scottish, living in Ulster . No surrender" btw. So wrong thread.

Couldn't find the real United kingdom thread today :p

united kingdom is made up

This one would probably suffice: Rolling Ayrshire/Lanarkshire Thread 2011

otm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-josAFXkAEy2J3.jpg

wow

pick only one

pic.twitter.com/FkOaChsE3L

— Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives (@darren_cullen) March 13, 2018

'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric https://t.co/ekQZ9kE7Dk pic.twitter.com/7MYnZoVX62

— BUCKINGHAMSHIRE (@DailyBUCKS) July 1, 2019

origin of the spices

vg, almost nickb-level there

Lol

holy shit

at the pun but also

daily bucks should coat their heraldic swan in turmeric as a tribute

On July 21st, 2009 I decided to write out the names of everyone mentioned in the day's edition of Huddersfield Examiner and it's a good job I did because in amongst all the celebs and murder victims, local man Jim Fennell got a mention for finding a 20p piece with no date on it. pic.twitter.com/ju2PHy2xi8

— Kevin Boniface (@MrKevinBoniface) July 9, 2019

only a couple of weeks till the 10th anniversary of Jim Fennell Day.

the only good news story

THAT NEWS STORY IN FULL

JIM Fennell of Holmebridge has found one of those 20p pieces that has no date.

You know, the ones that are supposed to be worth cash.

"I just found one in my change," he says. "I feel like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka with his golden ticket.

"What do you think I should do? Cash it in for £50 prize or should I be like Clint Eastwood and hold out for a Few Dollars More?"

Fifty quid seems good to me.

Now, let’s have another look at my change.

things jim fennell of holmebridge did not in fact say:

"I feel like charlie bucket in willy wonka with his golden ticket" y/n
"should I be like clint eastwood and hold out for a few dollars more?" y/n

You know, those 20p pieces that are supposed to be worth cash

@normalprivate

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d5a1df7ecc885cc5fa2f31a9ea2be36e9df72b2b/0_273_3500_2100/master/3500.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=28682b0d31b1e1890de1778ca0f59259

Staff in a Middlesbrough McDonald’s received a surprise guest on Saturday night when a snake was found abandoned in the restaurant.

The corn snake, thought to be approximately three weeks old, was found by a member of staff in a plastic takeaway tub.

please sir not so loud or everyone will want one

broke: big mac
woke: smol snek

"Allow soldiers to have their own month" https://t.co/G20OZw4LW0

— Rejected Petitions (@rejectpetitions) July 10, 2019

This petition was rejected

lmao owned

lool!

As people are fighting over LGBT month and saying their should be a month for soldiers, i decided to create this petition so the people of the UK want what they want

genuinely can't decide whether this is a pisstake or not

maybe a petition for PIP to recognise PTSD as a genuine disability might be more useful to "our boys", but let's face it they can't even spell PTSD.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_OKxGHWsAMdiym.jpg

these 2 beehives appeared out of nowhere on a local long abandoned colliery site recently. I didn't think it was inappropriate to ask some bloke who was approaching them what it was all about. His response was really shitty and standoffish and he gruffly told me to avoid them because they were very angry bees. Like as if I was planning on stealing them, lol that would be fun.

HANDS OFF MAH BEES

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9489417/britains-longest-serving-police-officer-five-arrests-52-years/

ACAB nonetheless.

someone didn’t train their sub properly and it shows pic.twitter.com/gWGiCdJu4L

— Addison. (@EXPENSIVE_HOE) July 16, 2019

Would you like to read about mass violence on a cruise ship sparked by a clown? Yes, you would.
🚢 🤡 🔪 👇🏽 https://t.co/bhfOFILx4T

— Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib) July 27, 2019

Allow soldiers to have their own moth.