2020 Democratic presidential primary

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When you watch Eurythmics' video for "Missionary Man," the lab-created specimen overseen by Dave Stewart is Cory Booker.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:32 (seven years ago)

hear me out here... imho many of these candidates would make fine senators or representatives

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:33 (seven years ago)

fully 5 of these candidates need to drop out of this race immediately following this debate

― hollow your fart (m bison), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:35 (seven years ago)

Inslee is a fine governor and can return unmolested to his job after presumably toughing it out to his home state primary.

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:35 (seven years ago)

To watch Diaz-Balart perform outrage and disgust over the death of Oscar and Valeria is weird considering his family.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:37 (seven years ago)

i think inslee is great and wish him the best. but he will never be the president, or the vice president

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:37 (seven years ago)

No doubt.

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:37 (seven years ago)

holy shit

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:38 (seven years ago)

"This economy has got to work for everyone," former Rep. Beto O'Rourke says, then says it in broken Spanish. Elizabeth Warren and Corey Booker give him a WTF scowl.

turns out booker's WTF scowl was more like a WTF i was going to bust out my spanish during this debate scowl

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:39 (seven years ago)

Cory Booker speaks Spanish like I dribble hot sauce.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:39 (seven years ago)

pleeease kick me off my health insurance (Obamacare)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:39 (seven years ago)

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

BORING!

8:35 PM - 26 Jun 2019

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:39 (seven years ago)

I speak Spanish and wish everyone did, but, my god, Jose Diaz-Balart, stop forcing Beto and Booker to speak Spanish.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:42 (seven years ago)

castro fucking bodied beto

― k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:44 (seven years ago)

Elizabeth Warren should just be like “live más”
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) June 27, 2019

― hollow your fart (m bison), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:45 (seven years ago)

o'rourke is really pitiful tonight

― hollow your fart (m bison), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:45 (seven years ago)

we need to make healthcare worse in guantanamo so they don't have better healthcare than us

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:47 (seven years ago)

have really liked o'rourke tonight, and booker

― Dan S, Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:51 (seven years ago)

Have the candidates been asked about the Evangelion subtitles controversy yet?
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 27, 2019

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:51 (seven years ago)

It's difficult to know whether the moderators believe their own outrage about 70 percent rates, open borders, and abortion for everyone; because it's NBC and MSNBC, I say their producers sound a lot like Nicole Wallace, Charlie Sykes, and "Morning" Joe.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:52 (seven years ago)

watching the debate dubbed in spanish on telemundo atm and whenever beto/booker say something in spanish it is so jarring and hilarious

― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:54 (seven years ago)

Gabbard scorns this "chicken hawk" Cabinet. I know what she means but. Also: EEE-Ran?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:54 (seven years ago)

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

BORING!

8:35 PM - 26 Jun 2019

hahahahaha

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:54 (seven years ago)

fuck him

― Dan S, Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:55 (seven years ago)

no thanks

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:56 (seven years ago)

lol

― Dan S, Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:56 (seven years ago)

i haven't watched much cable news recently. nbc is really bad!

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:57 (seven years ago)

legit funny Trump, really leaning into his character now

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:57 (seven years ago)

has Maddow asked a 2-minute RussiaRussiaRussia question yet

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:58 (seven years ago)

even this little commercial break trump approval breakdown by the dork who points at the large touch screen during elections. they need to fire whoever does their graphs and visual displays, they are permanently stuck in a 1996 episode of Dateline

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:58 (seven years ago)

So far, Booker is the breakout, but I don't see him competing with Warren and Sanders for the progressives.

― despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:58 (seven years ago)

LOOK OUT AMERICA. Chuck Todd's here.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:59 (seven years ago)

So far, Booker is the breakout,

what crack are you on?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:59 (seven years ago)

castro is the breakout if anyone

― k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:00 (seven years ago)

I don't see anybody breaking out

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:01 (seven years ago)

lol, there's been a line change on the debate moderators

chuck fucking todd and maddow are on the scene

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:01 (seven years ago)

oh my god

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:02 (seven years ago)

what the hell is happening

― omar little, Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:02 (seven years ago)

Microphone circuits malfunction suddenly when Chuck Todd approaches them.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:03 (seven years ago)

hahahahaha

― k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:03 (seven years ago)

i am serious, THAT is one of my nightmares

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:04 (seven years ago)

Um. They may be laughing on stage, but as someone who’s been there, they are swearing like sailors in the control room.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) June 27, 2019

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:04 (seven years ago)

he'd know

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:05 (seven years ago)

Looking forward to Donny’s take on this snafu

― omar little, Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:05 (seven years ago)

at 87, Dan remembers at least

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:06 (seven years ago)

the last couple years i did some freelance baseball audio gigs. every once in a while something fucking terrible would happen and a reporter's audio gear would just stop working, and it would be terrible. just humiliation as everyone angrily turns to you to fix it and it's gonna take a while to troubleshoot it. one time i even got yelled at by the main broadcaster guy, for a long time. it usually wasn't my fault, but the thought that it could and would happen at any time was so incredibly stressful, i had to stop doing it

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:07 (seven years ago)

holdonineedanegroni

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:07 (seven years ago)

Man I went to bed and missed the lineup change.
What I last saw was the edge guys speaking out of turn (?) and immediately getting shut down by the moderators.

― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:09 (seven years ago)

everyone's answers to the gun questions will suck

― k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:10 (seven years ago)

fucking cowards

― k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2019 02:11 (seven years ago)

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