no, i didn't know that the June 2019 US Politics thread was nasty

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Rapinoe has been kneeling during the anthem and talking shit about Trump for literally years before all this. I'm surprised it took this long.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

because she's not his type iirc

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:32 (six years ago)

"not my type" is an annoying runner

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

refuses to call owners, owners= political correctness gone amok!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:45 (six years ago)

first they came for the owned, and i said nothing, because i was an owner, except you can't say that anymore

j., Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:47 (six years ago)

good morning!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:51 (six years ago)

apparently the NBA is moving towards "Governor" in place of owner. personally that sounds like a tremendous improvement from every angle. If I owned a team I'd totally be making everyone call me "Guv'na," preceded always of course by "I say I say"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

they should nationalize all sports teams anyway, individuals should not be allowed to own them

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:55 (six years ago)

Sorry to bring this up again - what “criminal justice reform” is he referring to?

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:03 (six years ago)

oh, that's right, thanks.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

true to form Trump originally tweeted at the wrong account

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 16:18 (six years ago)

Mick, you need to take him to Walter Reed right away https://t.co/GdrjGOLGmw

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 26, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

(that's Kellyanne's husband)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

incredible expression there

omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

great soundbite here!

TRUMP: "Look, we should be suing Google and Facebook and all that, which, perhaps we will." pic.twitter.com/Swqc20jQ3J

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 26, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:33 (six years ago)

That old man really gave those clouds what fer.

Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

I swear I just want one interviewer to ask him "Why are you so fixated on the word 'lovers' when you talk about these two FBI agents? Is it because you know in your heart that no one has ever loved you, or ever could?"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

THEY DONT CALL THEM THAT, LELAND

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 22:44 (six years ago)

gerrymandering: cool and fun

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:22 (six years ago)

the court giveth (to the republicans) and the court taketh away (usually from the democrats, but i guess in this case the republicans!)

🚨SUPREME COURT BLOCKS THE CENSUS CITIZENSHIP QUESTION https://t.co/SoLompNPVi pic.twitter.com/74Gb2ZBlrC

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) June 27, 2019

old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 June 2019 14:44 (six years ago)

The census decision is meaningless. The Republicans will have ten years to hide their tracks the next time they do this.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

Today's gerrymandering decision is by a long way the most consequential SC decision since Citizens United. Both decided 5-4.

I guess our children all die under a corporate/old/rural people death cult.

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:23 (six years ago)

I saved the trouble and won't have any

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 June 2019 16:37 (six years ago)

fuck this place

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 June 2019 18:33 (six years ago)

only Buttigieg's 15 justices can save us now

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 June 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

i’ve pivoted, war with iran is good actually

Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war.

“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message.

Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.”

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

but this holiday season, it really is an Army of One, and one Jacob Wohl will be fighting Iran, fist-to-fist, to the death

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

Need someone to march him into the recruitment office so he doesn't just go buy a camouflage shirt at Target and paint 'ARMEE' on it.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

getting mowed down by the iranian revolutionary guard might be the only way jacob wohl will face any semblance of justice, it seems

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

tbf there's always fragging

mark s, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:09 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvDBGqEykvc

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

yeah like i’m gonna place any faith in the us military doing the right thing in 2019 xp

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/27/us/politics/border-funding-immigration.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Her retreat came after Vice President Mike Pence gave Ms. Pelosi private assurances that the administration would voluntarily abide by some of the restrictions and rules that she had sought, including notifying lawmakers within 24 hours after the death of a migrant child in government custody, and placing a 90-day limit on children spending time in temporary intake facilities, according to a person familiar with the discussions.

real fucking bleak day

JoeStork, Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

absolutely disgusting

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:49 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/L6gMp9Y.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

Vice President Mike Pence gave Ms. Pelosi private assurances

Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi still live in a world where such assurances mean something. Except that is now an imaginary world, because Pence has no power to uphold those assurances and Trump dgaf.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:32 (six years ago)

I don’t think Pence lives in that world.

JoeStork, Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:35 (six years ago)

maybe they can compromise and let everyone know about dead migrant children within 7-14 days instead

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:35 (six years ago)

I just read and reread that sentence and I'm like...I'm an unsavvy private citizen, and I goddamn well know that a private assurance from Mike Pence isn't worth the spittle generated amidst its utterance. And this is the great strategizing force upon which the dems have come to depend. And so, yeah, we might just be fucked.

I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:01 (six years ago)

Thought this T-shirt (recently featured on Jimmy Kimmel's show, but rest assured it's a very real thing) deserved memorialization.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0824/6367/products/T_SHIRT_FRONT_5970a05c-60ab-4b9a-b729-f8fb3ee26e0a_grande.png?v=1561544808

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:24 (six years ago)

Quite literally about to go off the rails?

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 June 2019 22:34 (six years ago)

perpetually.

DJI, Thursday, 27 June 2019 23:03 (six years ago)

saw a qan0n bumper sticker in the air force only parking lot today things are great

gbx, Friday, 28 June 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

a little voice inside my head said don't look back you can never look back

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:01 (six years ago)

My wife hates it when I say this aloud, so now I say it silently to myself: sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:05 (six years ago)

“We didn’t even bother to negotiate… we’re immediately going to just saying yes to what got passed out of the Senate,” says Rep. @AOC on Pelosi’s decision to pass the Senate border funding bill.
“We are a House majority and we need to act like it.” https://t.co/kBegQJcVo4 pic.twitter.com/dW8Fkdoxjc

— The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) June 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

are Shakey and Alfred still on board with Nance? Between this and "He wants us to impeach him"?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

The liberal Supreme Court Justices should have hid at an armed safe-house instead of taking that gerrymandering vote.

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

Or simply recuse themselves from any future cases like this

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 28 June 2019 03:55 (six years ago)


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