Twitter C/D

the only good tweet

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

— Sadie C.R. Lovesmooch (@sadieposting) June 25, 2019

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

wowwwww

good one, nick.

Probably true.

when men live together their cycles often sync up

— Miles Klee (@MilesKlee) June 26, 2019

it's down, are we finally free?

i was just abt to post a joke abt patch adams so this one's on me

I guess they are really pissed off re Trumps social media snub.

stay down

too good to stay true

I was DEVASTATED when Twitter went down so I made my own Twitter to hold me over. An hour without this very specific cesspool? No thanks! pic.twitter.com/PDrTfvopCC

— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) July 11, 2019

lol

momes?

'ents

This is an r/relationships post from the SA peanut gallery thread because the original was deleted. You will not regret reading this one although you might scream. 🐀🐀🐀🐀 pic.twitter.com/nIt12atnqI

— Horrendous Jake Kablooie (@JakeMHS) July 10, 2019

Plot twist: She gives birth to a mouse figurine.

— Don Zolidis (@donzolidis) July 10, 2019

Rosemary's Baby: The Squeakuel

— Hagatha the Witch (@BarbarianHag) July 10, 2019

god

i've long suspected that there's a group of people in a discord somewhere writing up all those r/relationship posts that are on the edge of believability

i finally got forced onto the new desktop layout and it just doesn't function at all, my login cookie doesn't log me in half the time i click a link to a tweet from an external site, and a bunch of former QoL features are missing or obscured like the 'translate this tweet' requires an additional click to make appear now and sometimes just doesn't appear at all

it's clearly just a half-assed port of the mobile UI

agreed it is very bad

mobile site never remembers my login when i access it via zing

i'm ok with it

you can't even scroll with the spacebar or pgdn in new desktop, what an insanely untested UI

This talking point is stupid for 2 reasons

1) “ersatz pundits” implies the bias filters for cable news pundits is somehow more legitimate & reflective of the general pop
2) no one thinks twitter is per se that influential, only that its influential to those who are influential https://t.co/pXCwHv8mkB

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) July 29, 2019

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i like tha new site its faster and not displaying follower stats on the homepage is nice, also they did away w the individual tweet page overlaying the tweeters timeline which was subject to misclicks

it still bugs out and needs to be refreshed like 30% of the time i open it, thats not very fast

tweetdeck u babies

tweetdeck not for me.

https://i.imgur.com/EPDEJ3D.jpg

i mean u can set it up with a single column of your followees and get no ads and no algorithm stuff

cn do the same on the .com w adblock

Tweetbot - now and forever.

got a promoted tweet thats a random live comment reacting to a regular season nfl game from december 2015

promoted tweets are going fn bonkers lately

i saw in settings theres something called "promoted mode"

does that just promote all your tweets as you make them while siphoning your bank account to jack's offshorte island account

somethin like that prob

lol

not displaying follower stats on the homepage is nice

― lag∞n, Saturday, August 3, 2019 10:59 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

interesting they also subtly deemphasized replying via not providing u a box to type into by default, u have to do a click to get it

also removed tweet count

i thought so too but its way up at the top for some reason

o shit well at least deemphasized it

having the chronological timeline option is good tho its lame they periodically send you back "home"

home is where the 30-50 feral hogs is

no one has made a riff on that that's funnier than the original tweet but they won't stop trying

I am waiting for the feral hogs moment to pass.

no one has made a riff on that that's funnier than the original tweet but they won't stop trying

Do people outside of Arkansas know that Jerry Jones (yes, that Jerry Jones) gave the university millions of dollars to build this insane statue of a bunch of feral hogs? pic.twitter.com/UtpE1T0Lz2

— Billy Fleming (@JooBilly) August 5, 2019

Now you all know what my timeline looks like between September and November.