Women’s World Cup France 2019, 7 June - 7 July

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italy scores! giacinti starts and ends the movement by robbing the chinese right back then after a goalmouth scramble stabs it home

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

left back even

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

I've only caught the last 15 but I'm gagging for China to score here

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

italy looked much better first-half but seems to be all china now. not sure they'll be able to make up the 2-0 deficit though,

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

Yeah they're like 80% good but I also wouldn't be surprised if they don't score

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

Nothing happens when China are in or near the 16. Bad decision after bad decision.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

Strong Italian defense, and China keeps fiddling around trying to create JUST the right shot. Need to put down the scalpel and pick up a hammer, but I think it's too late now.

xp yep

Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

China a team who seem to do most things right and can boss midfield for spells, but you ultimately feel you could probably get away with putting an outfield player in goal against them

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

have i found my wwc team so

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

Commentators more interested in talking about the England team than the game they're supposed to be commentating on - may as well do it in the women's football too.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

Nice goal. Tournament will be awfully European if Japan go out here.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Game on. Lovely chip.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Beautifully worked

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

O!

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Should be 2-1 seconds later! Really nice Japan goal.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Stodgy lot, this Dutch team.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

They’ve been impressive the whole tournament but they seem to be playing at half speed today.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

Bar!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

Japan fitter, happier. They're cranking it up a notch now.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

Dutch hanging on.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

So unlucky not to be ahead.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

Excellent save!

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

Yeah she's keeping them alive rn

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

huh

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Never a pen

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Oh ffs

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

(but we've said that before)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Just make them wear straitjackets.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Yellow and a penalty, and she's not re-watching? Fuck this shit.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Correct interpretation of an abysmal rule.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Fucking booked too, it's ridiculous.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

WWC 2019: Rudimentary peni

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

This opens the way to 'arm searching' the way hockey players started looking for the opponents foot.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

Definitely.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

As I said upthread, it's a very European looking last 8.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

this hand-ball patter is ridiculous

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

Luis Suarez asking for a penalty because the goalkeeper touched the ball with his hand pic.twitter.com/1EFBvBPGSy

— Troll Football Media (@Troll__Footbal) June 25, 2019

Suarez a pioneer, as ever.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

Amazing to see really, the pace of his pavlov reaction (eyes see hand touch ball, brain goes: appeal! appeal!). He's pure evil.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

engerland

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

two of the most god awful first touches in that norway move, good control either time and it's a clear goal-scoring opportunity

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

both teams are making so many bad errors

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

norwegian manager looks like he's came to the game straight from an after hours party.

oof, the lionesses ave only gone and it the bloody poast innit

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

dare i say it i think she's hit it too well there

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

should've been a penalty for norway there as an england defender had the temerity to have arms in the box and the ball hit off her leg and into one of them

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

given the bullshit that's gone down I am astonished that wasn't given

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

david beckham's hair looking darker than I've ever seen it. just for men sponsorship awaits?

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

best move of the tournament

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

i missed it doing bloody work

VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

sorry for bad pun but Jill Scott does look a bit like a heron.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

Can’t do much about that. Great hit.

ShariVari, Thursday, 27 June 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link


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