The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel - The Tory leadership elections

All 30 of those Raab votes are going to Johnson so expect the other three to descend on the Saj's 33 endorsements like a pack of ravenous hyenas.

Now picturing poor Saj’s votes as Scar at the very end of the Lion King

FWIW: if all Raab's votes went to Johnson, and all the other candidates merged into a single Anyone But Boris bloc, the ABB bloc would be just one single vote ahead.

The Irish love Gove and Gove loves the Irish

Is this the debate? Jesus Christ.

This is just like Blind Date except that the winner's going to fuck everyone #BBCOurNextPM pic.twitter.com/RI01EHCJJG

— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) June 18, 2019

Total shitshow, Emily Maitlis would be better off herding cats.

Michael Gove has a plan

Rory 'Stewpot' Stewart signalling his difference by not wearing a tie and perching on the edge of his stool with his feet planted on the studio floor.

Who knew a Brexit Party voter could be a cunt?

anyone actually watching this is trashing their evening

Ah good, someone from Tunbridge Wells who can’t believe the austerity she voted for is affecting her life

There's probably a reasonable chance of Stewart overhauling Gove and Hunt and then losing in the final two but fuck actually watching the debate.

think i just have to go full accelarationist now with bojo PM and full english brexit on the cards.

https://woodsmokeblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/all-hail-mayday-1923.jpg

"I think I'm feeling it, yeah" pic.twitter.com/KfjsKSStn6

— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) June 18, 2019

It's on in the background, I'm not listening to it ffs

why is Rory sitting like that?

learned it in Afghanistan, where he also learned to speak dari iirc

xxxp

pic.twitter.com/3JCsHf0nKZ

— Mareyah (@lesbianIibra) September 15, 2018

xp. he's got form for it, there's other pictures of him in extreme, weird manspread

Being expelled from Labour has reduced Alastair Campbell to publishing bizarre Tory fic on twitter

I think @RoryStewartUK should remove another item of clothing ... maybe someone else’s tie - this thing is going nowhere

— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 18, 2019

Boris talking about his Turkish gramps to hand-wave away hundreds of his racist comments.

fucking nerve of Gove to criticise Trump after turning up in a kilt to welcome the cunt a few weeks back.

Mickey O'Gove in a kilt?

Lol @ Gove using a question on islamophobia to attack Corbyn over AS, and for Maitlis to allow and nod.

Yes I watched five mins of this do help me god

Only caught the very end but the Scottish child asking about climate change who said she wasn’t impressed by any of them was clearly the best

just heard it in the background on the radio while doing other things, but heard enough to zone out and ignore most of it.

say what you will about Michael Gove but he absolutely DESTROYED the others with this response pic.twitter.com/ECCU4FeO6Y

— Christopher Evans (@notchrisevans) June 16, 2019

It was astonishingly awful that. James from Oxford wins the award for being the shittest of the whole thing, mind

Basically the wall of gammon turned into a single caricature, Voltron-style

was he the one who was brown-nosing hunt? he sounded like the worst type of QT detritus.

That’s the one

did enjoy rory saying “I’m very glad to have you in this country” to british citizen abdullah

cheers gyac, thanks to that video i’m now terrified that the last word that crosses my mind before i die might be ‘govussy’, condemning me to eternal torment

I live to serve!

I spy a leadership pitch

profoundly cursed screen name xp

I was avoiding the whole thing but I had to watch some clips just to make sure "James from Oxford" wasn't any of my coworkers (or my Brexity former driving instructor) and now it's eating away at my few remaining brain cells aaarghh

lol I just saw this

Theresa May has just voted. Asked who for she yells back: "As I said last week, none of your business!"

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) June 18, 2019

If the rest of the Tory leadership election is going to be like this I think Jeremy Corbyn is going to win.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) June 18, 2019

:-(

She went on to say "Hahahaaa wankers.." possibly.

Xpost TIMING!

Oh no, beware the curse of Hodges

Tbf to big dan, he was pretty otm this evening

Rory’s got the only support that matters lads

No, London @EveningStandard IG1 postcode is definitely not Barking. It is Ilford South. And I would be delighted to invite my friend Rory to my constituency. pic.twitter.com/ukaIbNXgfi

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 18, 2019

Mike Gapes has walked across Stanford-le-Hope and speaks Dairy

Johnson's rivals aren't using the Ratcliffe case at all are they?

There is a contest but no scrutiny so far.

If they actually pointed out any of the bad things he's done then they wouldn't have any chance of being in his cabinet

And it would really damage him from the start.

But that's the thing one thinks it would come out in a GE. Maybe Trump going on to win has blinded ppl.