The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel - The Tory leadership elections

Echoes of Lamont

Not ready for Raab

Raabz, he shits it

xxxp he is blinking rapidly while doing so

Is the Saj the only human left in the race?

Boris - honey monster
Hunt - whatever he is, it doesn’t blink
Gove - Lovecraftian monster
Stewart - sea monster
Javid - human???

raab seabiscuit now an also ran

javid is a moon monster

TV guide listing for the last debate:

No but tell us how you really feel The Guardian 🤣 pic.twitter.com/nNKiLEXk9i

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) June 15, 2019

the legacy of tvgohome is a long one

Dr Who exclusively reveals Javid is some kind of sentient alien seaweed masquerading as a human.

https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2010/11/158.jpg

Javid is clearly a Baker-era Sontaran

Javid - human???

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bZsZ1XhTVDs/VVOWFn4JO3I/AAAAAAAAJBA/940QKThvorM/s1600/sontaran%2B1.jpg

(xp)

"now I have borrowed May's garb, time to deport some more refugee orphans"

Some light humour from what I hope is a parody account

No fan of Rory Stewart. Just another Tory Brexiter knob. But -

I DO NOT get the logic of saying he can't be PM because 'he might have spied for MI6'.

Guys, guys... MI6 are on OUR side. You do know that, right?

— We Need EU 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 (@WeNeedEU) June 18, 2019

I'd guess May voted for Hunt, possibly Stewart with an outside chance of Javid

I wish i had your faith gyac

I read or heard something earlier that she'd switched to Stewart as she'd decided he was the best chance of getting her WA through without writing his name on it or something.

it's a lonely path that Javid walks, nobody from the bald (alien egg-head) community wants to claim him as one of theirs, he's shunned by the Con-home community and the Asian community all think he's a total prick. But lol.. fuck him!

The afternoon Desi Twitter accused him of using boil-in-the-bag rice was top online clowning tbf.

All 30 of those Raab votes are going to Johnson so expect the other three to descend on the Saj's 33 endorsements like a pack of ravenous hyenas.

Now picturing poor Saj’s votes as Scar at the very end of the Lion King

FWIW: if all Raab's votes went to Johnson, and all the other candidates merged into a single Anyone But Boris bloc, the ABB bloc would be just one single vote ahead.

The Irish love Gove and Gove loves the Irish

Is this the debate? Jesus Christ.

This is just like Blind Date except that the winner's going to fuck everyone #BBCOurNextPM pic.twitter.com/RI01EHCJJG

— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) June 18, 2019

Total shitshow, Emily Maitlis would be better off herding cats.

Michael Gove has a plan

Rory 'Stewpot' Stewart signalling his difference by not wearing a tie and perching on the edge of his stool with his feet planted on the studio floor.

Who knew a Brexit Party voter could be a cunt?

anyone actually watching this is trashing their evening

Ah good, someone from Tunbridge Wells who can’t believe the austerity she voted for is affecting her life

There's probably a reasonable chance of Stewart overhauling Gove and Hunt and then losing in the final two but fuck actually watching the debate.

think i just have to go full accelarationist now with bojo PM and full english brexit on the cards.

https://woodsmokeblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/all-hail-mayday-1923.jpg

"I think I'm feeling it, yeah" pic.twitter.com/KfjsKSStn6

— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) June 18, 2019

It's on in the background, I'm not listening to it ffs

why is Rory sitting like that?

learned it in Afghanistan, where he also learned to speak dari iirc

xxxp

pic.twitter.com/3JCsHf0nKZ

— Mareyah (@lesbianIibra) September 15, 2018

xp. he's got form for it, there's other pictures of him in extreme, weird manspread

Being expelled from Labour has reduced Alastair Campbell to publishing bizarre Tory fic on twitter

I think @RoryStewartUK should remove another item of clothing ... maybe someone else’s tie - this thing is going nowhere

— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 18, 2019

Boris talking about his Turkish gramps to hand-wave away hundreds of his racist comments.

fucking nerve of Gove to criticise Trump after turning up in a kilt to welcome the cunt a few weeks back.

Mickey O'Gove in a kilt?

Lol @ Gove using a question on islamophobia to attack Corbyn over AS, and for Maitlis to allow and nod.

Yes I watched five mins of this do help me god

Only caught the very end but the Scottish child asking about climate change who said she wasn’t impressed by any of them was clearly the best

just heard it in the background on the radio while doing other things, but heard enough to zone out and ignore most of it.

say what you will about Michael Gove but he absolutely DESTROYED the others with this response pic.twitter.com/ECCU4FeO6Y

— Christopher Evans (@notchrisevans) June 16, 2019

It was astonishingly awful that. James from Oxford wins the award for being the shittest of the whole thing, mind

Basically the wall of gammon turned into a single caricature, Voltron-style