He is calm and shitting himself as he normally does
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/323322499888_/STINGRAY-Card-12-THE-AQUAPHIBIANS.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
Echoes of Lamont
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Not ready for Raab
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
Raabz, he shits it
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
xxxp he is blinking rapidly while doing so
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
Is the Saj the only human left in the race?Boris - honey monsterHunt - whatever he is, it doesn’t blinkGove - Lovecraftian monsterStewart - sea monsterJavid - human???
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
raab seabiscuit now an also ran
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
javid is a moon monster
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
TV guide listing for the last debate:
No but tell us how you really feel The Guardian 🤣 pic.twitter.com/nNKiLEXk9i— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) June 15, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
the legacy of tvgohome is a long one
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
Dr Who exclusively reveals Javid is some kind of sentient alien seaweed masquerading as a human.
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2010/11/158.jpg
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
Javid is clearly a Baker-era Sontaran
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Javid - human???
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bZsZ1XhTVDs/VVOWFn4JO3I/AAAAAAAAJBA/940QKThvorM/s1600/sontaran%2B1.jpg
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
(xp)
"now I have borrowed May's garb, time to deport some more refugee orphans"
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
Some light humour from what I hope is a parody account
No fan of Rory Stewart. Just another Tory Brexiter knob. But - I DO NOT get the logic of saying he can't be PM because 'he might have spied for MI6'.Guys, guys... MI6 are on OUR side. You do know that, right?— We Need EU 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 (@WeNeedEU) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
I'd guess May voted for Hunt, possibly Stewart with an outside chance of Javid
― ogmor, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
I wish i had your faith gyac
― Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
I read or heard something earlier that she'd switched to Stewart as she'd decided he was the best chance of getting her WA through without writing his name on it or something.
it's a lonely path that Javid walks, nobody from the bald (alien egg-head) community wants to claim him as one of theirs, he's shunned by the Con-home community and the Asian community all think he's a total prick. But lol.. fuck him!
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
The afternoon Desi Twitter accused him of using boil-in-the-bag rice was top online clowning tbf.
― suzy, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
All 30 of those Raab votes are going to Johnson so expect the other three to descend on the Saj's 33 endorsements like a pack of ravenous hyenas.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
Now picturing poor Saj’s votes as Scar at the very end of the Lion King
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
FWIW: if all Raab's votes went to Johnson, and all the other candidates merged into a single Anyone But Boris bloc, the ABB bloc would be just one single vote ahead.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
The Irish love Gove and Gove loves the Irish
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
Is this the debate? Jesus Christ.
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
This is just like Blind Date except that the winner's going to fuck everyone #BBCOurNextPM pic.twitter.com/RI01EHCJJG— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
Total shitshow, Emily Maitlis would be better off herding cats.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
Michael Gove has a plan
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Rory 'Stewpot' Stewart signalling his difference by not wearing a tie and perching on the edge of his stool with his feet planted on the studio floor.
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Who knew a Brexit Party voter could be a cunt?
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
anyone actually watching this is trashing their evening
― imago, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
Ah good, someone from Tunbridge Wells who can’t believe the austerity she voted for is affecting her life
― stet, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
There's probably a reasonable chance of Stewart overhauling Gove and Hunt and then losing in the final two but fuck actually watching the debate.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
think i just have to go full accelarationist now with bojo PM and full english brexit on the cards.
https://woodsmokeblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/all-hail-mayday-1923.jpg
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
"I think I'm feeling it, yeah" pic.twitter.com/KfjsKSStn6— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) June 18, 2019
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It's on in the background, I'm not listening to it ffs
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
why is Rory sitting like that?
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
learned it in Afghanistan, where he also learned to speak dari iirc
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
xxxp
pic.twitter.com/3JCsHf0nKZ— Mareyah (@lesbianIibra) September 15, 2018
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
xp. he's got form for it, there's other pictures of him in extreme, weird manspread
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
Being expelled from Labour has reduced Alastair Campbell to publishing bizarre Tory fic on twitter
I think @RoryStewartUK should remove another item of clothing ... maybe someone else’s tie - this thing is going nowhere— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 18, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
Boris talking about his Turkish gramps to hand-wave away hundreds of his racist comments.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
fucking nerve of Gove to criticise Trump after turning up in a kilt to welcome the cunt a few weeks back.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
Mickey O'Gove in a kilt?
― Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
Lol @ Gove using a question on islamophobia to attack Corbyn over AS, and for Maitlis to allow and nod.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
Yes I watched five mins of this do help me god
Only caught the very end but the Scottish child asking about climate change who said she wasn’t impressed by any of them was clearly the best
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
just heard it in the background on the radio while doing other things, but heard enough to zone out and ignore most of it.
― calzino, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
say what you will about Michael Gove but he absolutely DESTROYED the others with this response pic.twitter.com/ECCU4FeO6Y— Christopher Evans (@notchrisevans) June 16, 2019
― stress tweeting (gyac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link