batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

For Garrison's audience Pete being gay means just one thing: he has buttsex. It is the ne plus ultra of gayness.

ha yeah, his butt is legal AND tender, nice one Garrrrrison

I like how he disapproves of gropey politicians, right on Ben

i can't see those two extra letters next to BIT on Hillary's coin, let me lean in for a closer---oh shit he did not

Swiss Bitcoin

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Also the pyramid & eye - pizzagate!

Is Millennial Money rainbow colored because only millennials care about teh gays?

anyone know where I can buy a Karl Marx fountain pic.twitter.com/vjv582ZTGv

— yung pu-erh (@woke_hoover) June 17, 2019

ok jaymc pointed out that that was apparently intentional satire of conservative ideas about colleges:

Current Affairs published a cartoon showing how ridiculously stupid the conservative notion of US college campuses is. Someone took the label off, and r/The_Donald upvoted it without realizing it was a joke at their expense. https://t.co/zxYReWRHrJ pic.twitter.com/727zPvCERp

— Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) February 9, 2019

ahahaah that's incredible

Did anyone find Wally?

takes the teeth out that it's a lib outfit that made it

CA is a tad more libsoc than lib

messed up

https://i.redd.it/5ann3hc63v521.jpg

The original is amazingly worse: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/9tdyji/ben_garrison_remember_how_slavery_was_a_voluntary/

what if GOP candidates all wore red suits?

Every single one of them:

http://stonetoss.com/comic/

To wit, his latest:

https://i0.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/american-freedom-comic1.png?zoom=2&fit=1000%2C1000

wow

I'm struggling to determine whether this guy is worse than Garrison or if it's just a different generational flavour of awful or both.

well today the most august Kate Adie has stuck up for Tommy Robinson on twitter and got lots of flack for it. So PC has definitely gone mad in the land of bowler hats and socialism!

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gay-molestation-comic.png?w=1500

It just gets worse:

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gays-just-like-you-comic1.png?w=1000

On second thought, Ben Garrison is a civil rights guardian next to this guy.

His only seemingly genuine political belief is against circumcision, so.

no u see trump spent decades pretending to be a sex criminal in order to catch the real sex criminals

https://preview.redd.it/a1z9ktxon8931.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=546d8b42ee56c2ffe97feaa26559db1ace518cfc

Kudos to Garrison for giving the horse Trump’s hair, but minus points for not making the horse white.

WOW @ that other cartoonist

feel like his entire style was ripped off another cartoonist but I can't put my finger on which one

btw Ben Garrison was invited to the White House, lmao

truly an independent thinker

perhaps he'd like a purple heart, i hear trump has one floating around

garrison uninvited from the white house because of antisemitic cartoons, blames the jews

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Ilmo2XsAIvQP8.jpg

estimated number of his cartoons that "mention" Soros and the Rothchilds

50? 100? 500+?

'It's not antisemitic if it's a real conspiracy.' – Ben Garrison, probably.

actually breaks my heart that the horniest guy for Trump on the planet was (((this close))) to actually meeting him

“dancing a tantrum”? How old is Garrison anyway

ok "dancing a tantrum" is an awesome phrase

would bet money he is currently drawing the most intense cartoon ever seen on the topic of his uninvitation.

he's probably also getting way more traffic than he usually does. when you invite a white supremacist to the white house, they just can't lose!!

Meanwhile, on StoneToss's Twitter feed:

man, that soccer lesbian is ugly

— stonetoss (@stone_toss) July 10, 2019

How long before he gets invited to the White House?

i’m about 90% sure that stonetoss is stephen miller so an invite would be redundant

stonetoss guy irritates me more than Garrison somehow, as awful as Ben's stuff is he's at least got some talent as an artist and he seems to have some idea of how to construct a joke...stonetoss on the other hand is just a dude who's whole personality is screaming the N-word as loud as possible

A.F. Branco has spent most of the last week retweeting ppl asking @realDonaldTrump to invite him to this social media summit thing, maybe he can have Garrison's place

There's an art brut vibe to Garrison's work whereas stonetoss is just straight-up 'lulz trolled ya libcucks'.

i don't know who that is but that tidbit makes me feel better in the "at least i'm not THAT pathetic piece of shit" kind of way

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Branco is probably less batshit that Garrison but makes up for it in terms of literally not been able to draw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-EmTLGU4AAznDj.jpg

I don't get it

i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit

Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.