Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

can’t believe JT is gazzara shaming

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jun/14/the-italian-job-review-michael-caine-noel-coward

And there’s that ending, which outraged me as a 12-year-old. When the credits rolled over the image of the coach half off the cliff edge, I thought it had to be a Pythonesque joke and the real ending would emerge after these fake credits had been wound back. I still think it’s a cheat and a failure of imagination and craftsmanship, though one we’ve all got used to. But the cheek of it undoubtedly helped to nail this movie into the public mind. As that gold bullion tantalisingly slides to the back of the teetering coach, it’s impossible not to think about our £350m, just out of reach."

lol yes!!

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/jun/14/jeremy-corbyn-on-joyces-ulysses-dont-beat-yourself-up-if-you-dont-understand-it

Now I've read it through this is good not bad.

Loses points for shoehorning Brexit into his own interview.

“A very great Irish friend of mine told me 15 years or so before the journey that I had to read Ulysses. It was the perfect company on the train journey, which was endless.”

And failing to mention the bits of anti-semitism in Ulysses, OBVIOUSLY.

(xp) Bobby Sands

Joyce isn't cheering on the antisemitism in Ulysses

sorry, that's obvious, just done a nightshift

Obviously Corbz is though.

xxxp

“My dear friend Bobby was starving to death in H Block when he lent me a tattered copy of Ulysses and croaked, Jeremyyyyyy...the answers you need are inside here. The copy was unfortunately marked with a sort of code, so I went out and bought my own from a charity shop on Blackstock Road and have loved it ever since.”

assuming the other chukkers are spacing out their joining LD announcements to maximise air time

There is quite an important theme in Ulysses which is not mentioned in this interview. https://t.co/WzXK3oBmk4

— Declan Gaffney (@djmgaffneyw4) June 14, 2019

there’s only one good d. gaffney and it’s not declan

jesus wept!

AntandDecitism

Dean joins forces with TV's Ant and Dec in a light-hearted gameshow that seeks to answer the question: who is Britain's most antisemitic celebrity?

Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

Corbyn: 'Yes'.

(Couldn't help it, sorry. It's a good interview.)

Back then he didn’t tackle it from start to finish, and that is not the way he has read it since, instead regularly just dipping into passages.

As for its being banned for sexual content, he points out: “I’m sure the upper classes wrote in private to each other about these matters. You almost feel sorry for the censors who had to read and try and understand it, until they found something they deemed offensive.”

He remembers meeting older Irish men who had come over to London as builders. They talked in minute detail about the villages they were from and where they intended to return. “And they never went back. They kept saying, ‘When I go home’,” he recalls, “both of us knowing full well they’re never going to go home.”

He draws a line from the Irish uprisings in the 17th century to the defeat of Gladstone’s second home rule bill in 1893, which set the scene for the uneasy stasis Joyce threaded into Ulysses.

some bloodless Cato institute cunt is complaining about being confronted with the effect of policies he favours

One time they asked me to go on to debate austerity on the day of a march for spending cuts. Said it would be the general case for it. Arrived and they had set me up to debate Francesca Martinez on the specific topic of disability benefits. She has cerebral palsy.

— Ryan Bourne (@MrRBourne) June 14, 2019

AntandDecitism

Lol!

It is a good interview, which will undoubtedly be used to slander him.

She was great on QT last night, and nobody dared interrupt her.

brexiter david elstein writes an open letter to boris johnson (or whomever), explaining how he had rejig the backstop to everyone's satisfcation by requiring all large-scale north-south import-export from ireland to ireland to go via a (not yet built) "sea bridge" (which is apparently code for a ferry service lol).

:D :D :D

In conclusion:
"Winston Churchill loved gadgets and ingenuity as part of his wartime armoury. As an admirer and biographer of Churchill, you, Boris, should display wit and generosity in trying to persuade Ireland’s ministers of the UK’s determination to uphold the spirit of the GFA, whilst avoiding the mistake of fetishising it."

make this a SPACE BRIDGE and you're talking, my man, displaying wit and generosity by including all ireland in the new empire solar system colonising mission (i mean as a partner not a colony)

holograph churchy was indeed a science geek and a fan of EXPERTS, which his national wartime government was absolutely fucking rammed with!

The DUP are always on about building an actual bridge from NI to Scotland, I assume so their supporters can more easily get to Ibrox Park on matchdays and to Orange Walks in Ayrshire and Lanarkshire in July.

it'd probably be cheaper to build one to Holland.

https://scontent-lga3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/d10f1b7f77e4beef6a3cbe1731a0beef/5D62B3B8/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/c22.0.1035.1035a/s640x640/29090440_202860740477195_6658501903661400064_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.cdninstagram.com

There should be one between Wales and Ireland as well, the Irish Sea is capacious enough as is.

I know saying working across some 1000ft sea trench with tons of unexploded ordinance that would need dredging/making safe from deep down is a very laborious and expensive task - would be just defeatist piffle to boris.

besides these other bridges lack vision and also british grit and swagger, they merely join two *different* landmasses -- elstein is arguing for a bridge out from and back to the *same* landmass!

It is only meet that the big island should gobble up the little one, which was needlessly torn from its progenitor post-Pangea.

why does the larger island not simply consume the smaller one?

but then the bigger continent could do the same!

Shhhh…

So good:

At the launch, Umunna is being introduced by LD London mayoral candidate Siobhan Benita, who starts by joking that he can perhaps design a new logo for her campaign. Cue a slightly strained smile from Umunna.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) June 14, 2019

he's not smiling anymore!

xp he needs to put a braver face on it, he could be listening to Leslie and Gapes’s shite bants rn

not-matt nails it

Via private eye. pic.twitter.com/QxtU71Sh4Z

— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) June 14, 2019

lol what a normal opinion

Perhaps Jeremy Corbyn can ask his friends in Hamas and Hezbollah to provide the “independent” evidence he requires ? Or maybe his ex employers Iranian State owned Press TV could help him ? What do you think Seumas ?

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 15, 2019

this may be my favourite take yet

Correct of @jeremycorbyn to challenge US and now UK assumption that #Iran must be behind #PersianGulf sabotage but he is worst person to do it. Logic if not evidence suggests Iran but possible agent provocateur.

— Vince Cable (@vincecable) June 15, 2019

I think you mean

Labour frontbench knee-jerk instinct is to dispute our security services professionals. Given @jeremycorbyn’s long-standing relations with the Iranian regime & Press TV, perhaps he will now publish the evidence he has contradicting the official assessment?https://t.co/E1xRBZrc25

— Change UK - The Independent Group (@ForChange_Now) June 15, 2019

so Corbyn is right, but because he is Corbyn he is wrong, Vince? Seriously hope he dies soon.

Isn't the only evidence so far some grainy footage and much hawkish gibbering from the demented US regime ?

I hope Vince dies that is.. preferably while he's laying some cable!

Corbyn is Trump, except when Corbyn disagrees with Trump, and then you get “I regret that I agree with...” shite from the usuals.

Corbyn - the eternally wrong extremist lefty is only taking the same line as France and Germany.

My dumb paranoid take is that May resigned only because she wasn’t willing to join the USA against Iran and so was told to step aside for a Real Warmonger to take over.

In the interview he says that, at first, he found Ulysses ‘incomprehensible’ and thereafter has only ever dipped in and out to read passages. This, folks, is what a dilettante looks and sounds like. Please, never ever hand him real power. https://t.co/tMnU59YUrG

— Tony McDonough (@tonymc39) June 16, 2019

Jesus Christ Ulysses truthers are SO FUCKING BORING

Gravity's Rainbow or gtfo