no, i didn't know that the June 2019 US Politics thread was nasty

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If only there were a way to incorporate the attendant facial expression (eyelids at half-mast, disinterested and perhaps mildly crosseyed glare into the middle distance, pursed lips blowing raspberries, head retracted toward the shoulders creating a triple- or quadruple-chin).

Could just be a tiny closeup of Sarah Sanders’ normal facial expression

That's the one.

There used to be a GIF of Colin Farrell on a talk show making the jerk off hand gesture that I wanted to find and post on this thread and I actually got as far as typing "Colin Farrell jerkoff" into a browser on my work computer before my brain went "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

(rechecks the thread title. nods.)

jackoffmotion.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/uu2mRZG.jpg

lol

I thought the jerkoff emoji was ✊↔️

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Seems to be the way it's done.

The Hill reports:

President Trump bashed Sen. Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign after the California Democrat said her Justice Department would “have no choice” but to prosecute Trump if she were elected.

“Oh, give me a break. She’s running for president, she’s doing horribly, she’s way down in the polls,” Trump said. “I must say, Pocahontas is really cleaning her clock,” he added, referring to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) with a derisive nickname meant to mock her claims of Native American heritage.

Still, Trump acknowledged that he might adopt the same strategy if he were in Harris’s position. “I heard she made that statement,” Trump said. “And you know what? Who wouldn’t? Probably if I were running in her position, I’d make the same statement.”

game recognize game

My first reaction to the quote was 'here is a man who needs to be slapped hard. More than once.'

This just looks like “slapping wang to get rich”

close! intent was "might as well slap wang because i'm rich"

Hey, how's Trump's promised investigation of Hillary going again?

she's in jail i believe

pretty sure i've seen her mugshots in that orange jumpsuit

executed iirc, but only Fox mentioned it

It's bad enough that he's the worst human ever, but his tackiness and thorough, all-encompassing tastelessness is the cherry on top of this turd blossom.

I'm hard pressed to think of any rich person who has good taste, tbh

Oprah, sometimes

btw there is a NYC #ImpeachTrump Now rally in Foley Square, Saturday at noon.

oh i'm sure he'll be impeached by then

Like he said, if he were you he'd impeach him too.

That's a snappy campaign slogan.

President, Impeach thyself

selfpeach

so hey Pompeo ramping up vs Iran

It's too bad Alex Jones and the 9/11 nutters have discredited the term "false flag," because that's sure what these tanker attacks sound like.

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) June 13, 2019

Trump says Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is leaving WH.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 13, 2019

this fucker is really gonna keep saying "pocahontas" isn't he

he's inconsistent in some things, but not in acting like a total dickwad

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Trump says Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is leaving WH.
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Trump says Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is leaving WH.
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Trump says Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is leaving WH.

What are the odds that there is no longer any such job as White House Press Secretary once she leaves? 50/50?

I'm not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving as White House press secretary until she denies it herself.

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) June 13, 2019

if you mean until after the election starts in earnest, I would put it at 90/10
i would imagine trump will use WH Press Secretary as his bully pulpit for reelection as of January 2020

yeah it hardly seems necessary to replace her. no one holds press conferences or answers questions; the entire media operation is trump tweeting

there is still no director of communications, either, since bill shine left on march 8.

So, the pompeo statement

1.) how would they have enough evidence to make an assessment yet. 2.) would they *dare* try some gulf of tonkin shit in 2019–really? 3.) is it possible iran is behind the attacks and 4.) even so the haste of the assessment is suspicious, no?

oh cool we going to be at war for the next election . great timing bros

If that is what they’re doing i’m going to go throw some bricks at a certain building in my city

That cannot happen. A war with iran would be a catastrophe.

1.) how would they have enough evidence to make an assessment yet. 2.) would they *dare* try some gulf of tonkin shit in 2019–really? 3.) is it possible iran is behind the attacks and 4.) even so the haste of the assessment is suspicious, no?

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, June 13, 2019 10:38 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) lol they don't
2) fraid so
3) it's possible.
4) yes. remember the weapons of mass destruction and its "proof"

You should have added:

5) is it possible the us is behind these attacks

It's possible.

yeah hard not at least consider the false flag scenario here

a half-assed causis belli that everyone knows is totally fake and flimsy yet just kinda gains shrugs is basically perfect for this administration

i suspect MBS

Any of the Sunni-ruled Gulf states, or Israel, really. There are lots of parties interested in an expansion of the 40+ year Saudi-Iran proxy conflict to include US intervention, and few of them are Iranian.

A war with iran would be a catastrophe.

Let's see. There's no chance that Saudi Arabia would not be involved from the get-go. Our planes take out much of Iran's oil capacity. Their missiles take out a lesser, but substantial, portion of SA oil capacity. Several thousand dead from all the bombing. There's the first 12 hours for you. After that the death/casualty list will just keep climbing. If there's an invasion there's no way it doesn't lead to the Iraq debacle x10. At the very least. No invasion just means the Iran government never falls and the war accomplishes zero change except for a million dead, more millions starving, a defiant Iran in rubble, and plenty of violent blowback for decades without end.

Yup. Checks out.

Every single rogue regime would scramble to get nukes as fast as possible. The US has already proven they won’g abide nuclear agreements. (I know they burned this bridge with the iraq war, but iran was still willing to negotiate with oba. I don’t think countries will take this risk again...)