2020 Democratic presidential primary

unsure if Gravel can still walk but based on his advisors I can only assume his tune would be "Goop on ya Grinch"

xposts -- eh i'd say the GOP is more than happy to exercise their power when they have it, polls/ pop opinion of their objectives be damned.

that's just too many fuckin candidates

Who says they're fuckin

First debate question: raise your hand if you’re still fucking

*Mayor Pete triumphantly raises his hand*

plz don't feed the Biden

Can we talk for a minute how Yang walked out to a song that everyone remembers mainly for the lyric "YOU LIIIIIIIED TO ME"

did di blasio really do "rudy can't fail"?

that feels like a joke

much like etc etc

at this point I'm just here to make easy jokes

(note: when the primary season turns serious, I will also be here for easy jokes only interspersed with intermittent anguished "YOUR POLITICAL ENNUI WILL MURDER MY CHILDREN" rants)

i sat one table from de Blasio at a szechuan restaurant before he was mayor and he talked about how Giuliani snubbed him at Yankee Stadium.

https://www.spin.com/2019/05/bill-de-blasio-cnn-interview-ska/

if he used tosh's 'legalize it,' maybe he would've gotten at least 1 vote

did di blasio really do "rudy can't fail"?

I approve of Warren using "9 to 5"

Not too fond of the song, due to overexposure as a 9 yr old. What would be a Millennial and broadcast friendly update?

its still 9 to 5, the youths stan dolly

Not too fond of the song, due to overexposure as a 9 yr old. What would be a Millennial and broadcast friendly update?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHES9YAGGkU

And she should let the beat pound for about fifteen minutes before she takes the stage, like Laibach did when I saw them.

"OPEN YOUR MOUTH. HERE'S YOUR MONEY."

the real question is, what song could a candidate pick that would be maximally impressive to ilxors?

9 to 5 is honestly close

'work that' is also one i approve of but i don't speak for the true critics of the board

Vamos Compañeros
Who Makes the Nazis
Tighten Up

if biden came out to this though maybe people would rethink him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HAEqvP_Cgw

lmao

i am forever awaiting the candidate who will finally bring in the katz

^^^

(but the real answer is 1 thing)

if biden walks out to that, all of it, i will vote for him

when i had twitter in 2012 i tweeted at some seapunk artist and asked if they would vote for romney if he dyed his hair aquamarine and declared himself part of the subculture. they just said no.

Can we talk for a minute how Yang walked out to a song that everyone remembers mainly for the lyric "YOU LIIIIIIIED TO ME"

― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, June 10, 2019 1:17 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

America: “Andrew Yang, stop lying about your big break... for God’s sake, I need a real man”
Yang: “The return of the Mack”

I’ll vote for the first candidate to play Joe Smooth’s “Promised Land”

^^^ rt

Lemme Smang It

Savannah Guthrie, Lester Holt, Chuck Todd, Rachel Maddow and José Diaz-Balart will moderate the debate, which will take place at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Miami over two nights on June 26-27.

expect many idiotic questions

nice center too

y'all are welcome to join me for Negronis before, during, after the debate

will there be questions about the encroaching seawater

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/we-dont-need-23-presidential-candidates-theres-another-important-role-to-fill/2019/06/10/f7b5012c-8bbd-11e9-8f69-a2795fca3343_story.html?utm_term=.bf7950724174

Yes agreed

Especially abrams. She should be a senator.

i want to hear each of the candidates scream their fucking guts out, a real neighborhood-shaking primal scream

the rising seawater will be the surprise action finale of debate #2

Will there be seawater in the Negronis is my question.

I use a drop of Italicus; beyond that, my mixology secrets I don't share.

hm

Biden mentions that Trump made fun of him for “abandoning” Scranton.

“I was nine years old. I guess that’s how he feels about the kids coming across the border. They’re nine years old, they should say, mom, leave me behind!”

This gets mixed laughter and he moves on.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 11, 2019

The Economist/YouGov Poll June 9 - 11, 2019

26% Biden
16% Warren
12% Sanders
8% Buttigieg
6% Harris
3% O’Rourke
2% Booker
1% Bennet, Castro, de Blasio, Gillibrand, Inslee, Klobuchar, Swalwell, Yang
0% Bullock, Delaney, Gabbard, Messam, Moulton, Ryan, Williamson

individual polls are almost meaningless

national polls of primaries are almost meaningless

individual national polls of primaries are ...

de blasio moving in the right direction I see