Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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Maybe go after the dicks that came up with the racist obelisk idk

wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:21 (seven years ago)

Under-age people can’t vote. Whatever our criterion for thinking them unqualified (eg insufficiently developed reasoning powers or knowledge) there must be some adults less qualified than some under-age people. Is age the only practical threshold or could others be devised?

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) June 8, 2019

dickie D has his calipers out

||||||||, Saturday, 8 June 2019 09:00 (seven years ago)

Honestly a tragedy that CHUK didn’t give him the chance to lose to someone who doesn’t believe evolution is real.

gyac, Saturday, 8 June 2019 09:32 (seven years ago)

you love to see it

pic.twitter.com/ppQuUEVXAh

— give tom myers a netflix special (@FRANKGRIMES420) June 7, 2019

gyac, Saturday, 8 June 2019 09:59 (seven years ago)

worth checking the whole thread out for more lolz.

calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:20 (seven years ago)

MP Roger Godsiff tells Anderton Park School protestors"You're right. Nothing more, nothing less, you're right". Asks them to consider now ending the protests, but stresses it's up to them (via @CamBeavanKing ) https://t.co/VjLB8XrU3t

— Jonathan Walker (@jonwalker121) June 7, 2019

this old bigoted bastard needs to go.

calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:25 (seven years ago)

remove the whip

||||||||, Saturday, 8 June 2019 14:55 (seven years ago)

Scottish Labour’s executive has backed a confirmatory vote on any Brexit deal with the option to remain - and pledged to campaign for remain if it happens

— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) June 8, 2019

||||||||, Saturday, 8 June 2019 16:38 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/ugEo1cLcMk

— TeamSaj (@TeamSaj) June 8, 2019


plot twist

||||||||, Saturday, 8 June 2019 21:56 (seven years ago)

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American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 8 June 2019 22:14 (seven years ago)

fan dabi dozy sectarian bigotry!

calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 22:16 (seven years ago)

wait what happened to #avid4javid? are there splitters in the camp?

Mack, who is blind (he has no eyes) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 June 2019 22:19 (seven years ago)

if he was the PM there always be the fantastic possibility that he'd deport himself in a confused show of self-hating Uncle-Tommery.

calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 22:24 (seven years ago)

Meanwhile, sources amid those who quit argue that Soubry and Leslie – whose spouses are respectively treasurer and chief executive of the party – sought to run Change UK “like a Soviet state”.

well fancy that!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/08/thornberry-may-face-reshuffle-after-labour-split-on-new-brexit-vote

looks like Thornberry is in the doghouse. I'd missed the significance of Rebecca L-B doing PMQs t'other day.

calzino, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:32 (seven years ago)

There is also growing support from some of Corbyn’s allies, including union leaders close to the leader’s office, for a new contest to be held that could see Tom Watson replaced as deputy leader, following his persistent backing for a public vote on the UK’s exit from the EU.

Would much rather see this than any move on Thornberry tbh.

gyac, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:37 (seven years ago)

is that... stalinism

xp

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:41 (seven years ago)

Jeremy Hunt had a "cannabis based drink" while backpacking in India? What even is that? I'm calling b*llshit on this drug taking.

— Sarah Hayward (@Sarah_Hayward) June 8, 2019

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:45 (seven years ago)

is nowhere safe from tankie infiltration?

calzino, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:46 (seven years ago)

on marr, gove reheating the 'we don't want corbyn and nicola' in 10 downing street line. retro
https://i.imgur.com/ENJisMC.jpg

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:47 (seven years ago)

a coalition of erm.. disarray.

calzino, Sunday, 9 June 2019 09:58 (seven years ago)

oh good

Foreign Secretary and Conservative leadership candidate @Jeremy_Hunt says he would like to see the legal time limit on abortions reduced from 24 weeks to 12. #Ridge

For more, head here: https://t.co/9ZpbUMWZ2Y pic.twitter.com/e4DkAXzcdf

— Ridge on Sunday (@RidgeOnSunday) June 9, 2019

gyac, Sunday, 9 June 2019 10:56 (seven years ago)

Fancy a media class made up of gap yahs not knowing what a bhang lassi is?

suzy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 12:29 (seven years ago)

Something something something dogs.

Mark G, Sunday, 9 June 2019 12:59 (seven years ago)

lol

Ach well we didnae win, but my god this is not a moment I'll forget in a hurry (watch 'til the end 😂)! So proud of you @ScotlandNT ♥ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #OurGirlsOurGame #SWNT #ENGSCO pic.twitter.com/jZIVK7wGit

— Brenna (@brennajessie_) June 9, 2019

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 20:19 (seven years ago)

"Is anyone filming this and can I get in the shot?"

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 June 2019 20:21 (seven years ago)

A pro Brexit, Anti NATO, pro Putin, antisemitic Corbyn government elected by less than 30% of those who vote, would be an extremist threat to our prosperity, national security and international relations. https://t.co/KhoTJIcEzf

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 10, 2019

sour Gapes

stress tweeting (gyac), Monday, 10 June 2019 13:04 (seven years ago)

Change UK MP questions the legitimacy of Labour Party support

wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 June 2019 13:09 (seven years ago)

this review of aaron bastani's fully automated luxury communism makes it sound even more absurd than expected

https://theecologist.org/2019/may/29/climate-communism-and-age-affluence

ogmor, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:05 (seven years ago)

this is what happens when you ignore the 'gay' and 'space parts' of 'fully automated luxury gay space communism', smdh aaron

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:13 (seven years ago)

In the FALC manifesto, there is little need for a critical analysis of capitalist social relations—Marx’s project—because communism will arrive automatically, through the acceleration of the logic of capitalist production, backed by state power.

this seems... absurd in the extreme

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:15 (seven years ago)

With a steady patter of quotes from CEOs, the tone is often less manifesto than marketing brochure for SpaceX and other “disruptive” corporations.

it will end up in the fully automated pulping machine of history...

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:16 (seven years ago)

xxp oh there's plenty of space in there

ogmor, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:17 (seven years ago)

the idea that mining asteroids for immense wealth will somehow automatically make everyone rich as opposed to just extending the gap between the haves and have-nots even further is patently ridiculous

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:19 (seven years ago)

it's like he's never read any kim stanley robinson at all

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:21 (seven years ago)

are these space mining crafts going be ones that can escape the earths gravity with electric motors or rockets that burn huge amounts of fossil fuel? mind you when communism has arrived it'll only take a couple of 5 year plans to sort it!

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

guys i've just solved brexit: we leave europe, fine, whatever - it won't matter because we become the richest nation in history by building a space elevator and taxing everything that travels on it

how do i shot becoming prime minister

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:34 (seven years ago)

this weekend the french media was reporting that Boris Johnson threatened again not to pay the "divorce bill" and le monde commentators were again like ok then we'll just have our border guards stop restricting migrants from crossing into the uk, figure that will get the idiots' attentions quickly.

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

did we talk about this washington post piece from over the weekend btw? v cool, good stuff

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo weighed in on British politics during a closed-door meeting with Jewish leaders, saying he would not wait for Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn to become prime minister of Britain to “push back” against him or any future actions he might take against Britain’s Jews.

Pompeo also criticized Britain’s Conservative Party leaders, saying the heavy losses they suffered during the European Parliament elections demonstrated “an absolute failure of leadership.”

The remarks, which are contained in audio of a private meeting leaked to The Washington Post, make Pompeo the second senior U.S. official to comment on Britain’s turbulent leadership succession in the past week.

During his meeting with Jewish leaders in New York, Pompeo was asked if Corbyn “is elected, would you be willing to work with us to take on actions if life becomes very difficult for Jews in the U.K.?”

In response, Pompeo said, “It could be that Mr. Corbyn manages to run the gantlet and get elected. It’s possible. You should know, we won’t wait for him to do those things to begin to push back. We will do our level best,” he said to fervent applause from attendees.

“It’s too risky and too important and too hard once it’s already happened,” he said.

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

Jen Williams leading the charge w/ a bunch of northern papers campaigning for more devolution of powers. nothing new, not much talk of any democratic oversight but it's becoming A Thing at least

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/power-up-north-closing-north-16402098

ogmor, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:57 (seven years ago)

they do have this sweet map of life expectancy which you should be able to work out without a key

https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article16347848.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Life1.jpg

ogmor, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:00 (seven years ago)

lol, in that bastani book review he said Mason.

can't find any margin betting on the imminent dissolution of the capitalist system at Bet Fred at all :( reckon he's full of shit tbh.

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:05 (seven years ago)

reckon Corbyn/McD will be shitting it over prospect of some old corpulent sweaty-faced republican no-one in UK has heard of imploring them to vote for Boris/whatever head-banger wins it.

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:17 (seven years ago)

S Bush otm on Boris tax cut. It won't buy him many friends who don't even need the money and disgracefully it is the same amount (£9.5bn) that these arseholes have already taken off the schools budget which has caused them political pain on their own patches. he's a fucking idiot.

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:36 (seven years ago)

Labour press have already given some pushback on Pompeo, obviously. Of course, Pompeo is one of those Rapture-ready Christian Zionists so it’s arguable he presents the real threat to diaspora Jewish people...

suzy, Monday, 10 June 2019 15:40 (seven years ago)

I read Boris's tax cut proposal as nothing other than a naked play to the Tory membership, wouldn't surprise me if no thought has gone into GE strategy at all

Other alternative is he wants to go full culture war but my best guess is "secure the leadership, secure hard Brexit" is almost his entire focus and that of his backers

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 June 2019 15:54 (seven years ago)

great when someone can propose a major policy change aimed at winning over 50000 people to further his own career. not that it would be guaranteed to get through parliament anyway.

calzino, Monday, 10 June 2019 16:11 (seven years ago)

imagine talking about the future with bastani and mason after taking some bong rips?

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:44 (seven years ago)

imagine doing the same after no bong rips :|

mark s, Monday, 10 June 2019 19:47 (seven years ago)

wat if bong rips in falc

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:20 (seven years ago)

asteroid hollowed out in2 giant bong lol

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:20 (seven years ago)


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