Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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remember when our insipid state broadcaster decided to pump lots of smoke up the arse of a useless corporate shill of a politician who was very brave for sometimes making racist pronouncements?

calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link

you're going to need to be more specific

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 08:50 (four years ago) link

just hating on Jess still! Who the bbc have apparently commissioned a series on her "gritty" middle class upbringing.

calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 08:51 (four years ago) link

lol i was jking (kind of)

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link

the bbc did that 2017 drama about May that disappeared without a trace because I think it wasn't from a pissing away a majority in election'17 pov. And the famous Skinnock dies of embarrassment doc. They are always betting on the wrong horses recently.

calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link

I don't want to do a Deems here but funny how sub-50% turnout is less of an issue when it delivers the result you want.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:13 (four years ago) link

wouldn't that be average for a by-election though?

calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

I did mention the lower by-election turnout :)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:23 (four years ago) link

the usual assumption, though it's hardly cast-iron, is that the higher the turnout= the better for labour.

Although that assumption might not withstand rigourous scrutiny as i say

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:27 (four years ago) link

also lol why wd i bother making excuses when my side wins

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link

Here is another egomaniac:

Just spoke to @LBCLondonNews about the remarkable result in Peterborough. Here’s my take on what it might tell us about the current state of politics and some raw honesty about why I wasn’t there this week...

— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) June 7, 2019

xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:29 (four years ago) link

baby i like it raw

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link

Be interesting to know how many Tory voters just stayed at home...

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link

Probably not as many as Labour voters.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

The last MP went to prison, that would tend to depress enthusiasm for the party they represented, you would think.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:36 (four years ago) link

Good judeinlondon thread calling Wes out for his hierarchy of racism - apparently he’s happy to campaign for candidates who dogwhistle about Muslims.

suzy, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link

I agree it's a good result, one more Labour bum on a seat, and a leg cramp in the BP's march to glory. And the larger majority is more impressive considering the by-election sized turnout.

It's a weird election in a few ways - any by-election is a little odd, it's the BP's first test, it's the first ever recall election (the petition needs 10% of the electorate to kick in, but it got 27.6%!).

It's interesting that the expected Tory decimation didn't happen - on the one hand the expected implication of this would be that the Tory parts tacks towards the BP to win some of their vote - but it's not clear how much more it could do - possibly it'll hoover up more when it elects a head-banger next month.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link

Gone down by more than enough.

The Tory voters could be staying at home because Brexit is just hoovering up all their energies and doesn't allow them to offer anything else - which Corbyn just hasn't allowed for under his leadership of Labour. Still only one of a number of issues for them.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:31 (four years ago) link

Corbyn hasn't even allowed himself to have a clear opinion about brexit and what the fuck to do now tbf

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 10:32 (four years ago) link

It's not up to him to do anything about it.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:36 (four years ago) link

He's highly representative of the party and wider public in this respect

ogmor, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link

Yeah, an extremely foggy "mmm, suppose it has to happen, plz to do it w-out crashing economy kthx" attitude like that coming from the labour front bench probably is pretty much the centre ground here. Not that occupying the centre ground is necessarily any good.

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 10:43 (four years ago) link

I'd argue it's politically impossible to deliver that right now though, but then all courses of action feel politically impossible right now.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link

I'd missed the controversy around the Labour candidate and how stupid can these people be to just keep clicking Like on things without reading properly? She's either an antisemite or an idiot and neither is particularly edifying.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link

Couple things..

Union activist Lisa Forbes retained the constituency for Labour, taking 31% of the vote and beating the Brexit Party's Mike Greene (29%) by 683 votes.

◾Turnout was 48.4%, down from 67.5% in the 2017 general election, when Labour beat the Tories by 607 votes

So, turnout was lower, and the Labour candidate won with a slightly increased majority?

Also, how many voters thought they were voting for Mike Brexite of the Green party?

Mark G, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:52 (four years ago) link

I don't want to do a Deems here but funny how sub-50% turnout is less of an issue when it delivers the result you want.

Westminster vs European, innit.

gyac, Friday, 7 June 2019 10:58 (four years ago) link

She's either an antisemite or an idiot and neither is particularly edifying.

The latter I would say, unedifying social media likes are I think one of those things where it’s easy to share and like something clearly dodge without thinking too much about it. She has also expressed regret and said she’ll go for training with the JLM. Hopefully she will be Naz Shah & not Chris Williamson.

gyac, Friday, 7 June 2019 11:00 (four years ago) link

Also xps to Suzy but that is a good thread about Streeting

gyac, Friday, 7 June 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link

Funny how brexit party spokesperson sounds ever so slightly bitter that the tory campaign was strong and their votes held up well.

calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link

The latter I would say, unedifying social media likes are I think one of those things where it’s easy to share and like something clearly dodge without thinking too much about it.

Yeah, I mean, I've been guilty of smashing that like button on a giant text post because the first few paragraphs seem right-on or whatever. Not doing that is certainly something that should go into pol-on-social-media 101 by now tho.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 7 June 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

That ap photo with a blurry Forbes in the foreground as the photographer focuses on the thumbs down reaction of the fash cunt who lost could be one for the most 2019 image thread

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 7 June 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

Tories benefited from not having a leader - they were able to present a variety of positions to different groups.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/123AC/production/_107286647_9c1384df-66d2-4cd9-9428-db20e7d0b67b.jpg

Absolutely spot on and bl**dy brilliant!! Cold War Steve wins the internet for today!

"I've not worked to such a specific brief before," explains Spencer, "my work is usually pretty free-flowing - but for this one I had to bear in mind the primary audience is not British and they're not going to know who Sam Allardyce is or some minor actors on Coronation Street.

"I think in one of the early drafts I put a sleeping Alan Brazil on the back of the bus and they circled it and said 'who is this?'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48547558

ogmor, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

not a fan of time magazine but that is class 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

||||||||, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

Is that Geldof with the mic?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

(apols, that's an old'un)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

Is that Geldof with the mic?

Roger Daltrey

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

Need thread nailing the aesthetic of these fucking (mostly) new wasteman or spectator photoshop jobs/illustrations with british politicians of all sides in some kind comedy 'shit creek' scenario

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

I thought there was one but couldn't find it

ogmor, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

Pure “can I get a loan of a tab?” energy from JC there

gyac, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

New European (agitprop pro-europe weekly paper whose 1st issue came out on, er, two weeks after the eu referendum) also a prolific source of these

Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

they're all poor imitations of santorum.jpg

imago, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Santorum.jpg is the alpha and omega of the genre imo

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

xp damn

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Haha there IS a thread for this, and it was started by me!

BRITISH SANTORUM.JPG

imago, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

short-lived mind you

imago, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

lol

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

kind of sad to find out the Time cover is a genuine Coldwarsteve and not just someone biting his style, I like(ed) his twitter account, it's been declining for a while but this is a new low -he must realize that omitting the minor coronation st actors etc negates what made his pictures good in t he first place - some of the earlier ones were kind of eerie in a Guy Peellaert Rock Dreams kind of way, it's degenerated into something akin to this guy whose work was always in the economist:

https://www.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20170114_BRD000_0.jpg

https://www.economist.com/sites/default/files/images/print-edition/20131207_BRD000_1.jpg

can't really blame coldwar steve though, god knows that if I had a novelty twitter account that became unexpectedly popular I was sell out as quickly as possible.

soref, Friday, 7 June 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link


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