Talk to Transformer

OPHELIA

You are merry, my lord.

HAMLET

Who, I?

OPHELIA

Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

And so I beg your pardon, my lady.

OPHELIA

My lord, why do you laugh when I tell you that you were a fool in my eyes, I do tell you.

HAMLET

Why?

OPHELIA

To deceive you in the best way I could, you must bear patiently my words: I am your Lord, my Lord! Come, my lord.

HAMLET

You're my lord?

OPHELIA

Yes, you are, my lord.

HAMLET

To whom?

OPHELIA

I beg your pardon, my lord! you are your lord, I, your Lady. What have you to do with it?

HAMLET

I do not know!

OPHELIA

I will tell you what you should do this very minute, and then my husband'll have you, and no more, that's fine, but you must love me! That is good enough.

HAMLET

How old are you?

OPHELIA

I am assuming Ophelia's next line would have been "THIRD BASE"

Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: ????

Abbott: He says What's it is?

Costello: Is It Who's on third, I Don't Know's on second is it?

Abbott: Who's on first? Where's he on first? That's it. Is it Who?

Costello: Who's first? Did you just ask me?

Abbott: Yes, what's it is? Who's first? What's it is? Who's? So ask me that.

Early in the 21st Century, THE TYRELL CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were engineered not to be too humanlike, being entirely mechanized. The Replicants had a body shape almost identical to humans, but with large eyes, a thick skull, an open mouth with a laser mouth (an actual machine toasters), giant hands, and a humanoid face. Their skin color was yellowish green or black. But the one difference was a feature of the face which looked very human like. This feature can be spotted when the Replicant's face is painted.
The Replicants would then have different traits depending on their location. The Replicants were created to be mobile and fast, and capable of destroying the enemies of the NEXUS and even the enemy capital. Once the NEXUS was destroyed, many Replicants would die, or were stolen by different factions. The one difference between the Replicants and a human was their DNA. Replicants were genetically identical to humans from the origin to the death of the NEXUS.

I can't stop laughing at "an open mouth with a laser mouth (an actual machine toasters)"

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel forces
remained in check, in the area near
their base,
and were able to capture two of the city's military
commanders. Now the city is no less
dangerous to Imperial forces, since they can no longer
attack it as they did before.
On top of this, several Rebel
forces have received orders
to move to this new location.
The Imperials and Republic forces
have begun to retreat in fear, and plan on making their way towards
what remains of Han Solo's base.
What's left of Empire Commanders ,
as well as other members of the Resistance?
All of this, while remaining in the shadows of history is part of what makes Rogue One so compelling, as it gives our hero's journey one great reveal at a time in a way that hasn't been before in a Star Wars movie. In fact, in Rogue One, we see several major revelations that help us understand a lot about the characters we are about to meet. While in Rogue One, characters such as Baze Malbus and C-3PO both get great introductions, the rest of the Star Wars galaxy does

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Star has been destroyed,
it will not take any of the power that was stolen from the Rebel Alliance.
The final battle for the galaxy is on!
As the Rebel Alliance's Resistance
crew begins to recover in the desert,
the Death Star begins to show its true colors. And as the Resistance's crew and a growing chorus of rebel asteles begin to take up arms, they are confronted with a battle that will define
their destiny. After the Death Star's last battle with the
Rebel Star Corps, the Rebel Alliance's fleet of Star Destroyers
and X-wing fighters are scattered all around Earth. But one member of their squadron – the Rebel pilot Han Solo – holds a secret.
He knows about plans set by the Galactic Empire for an attack on the Death Star , and intends to stop it before it destroys us all. With all of the Rebel Asteles being killed at that last Battle of Endor, the last hope of mankind is fading... but the Resistance isn't going quietly. They refuse to give up and fight on.
This exciting novel will give you a chance to take your story all the way to the end in an adventure you can't say no to!
The Empire is now planning an attack on the Death Star and

Luke Skywalker has returned to
his home planet of Tatooine in
an attempt to help his nephew Anakin Skywalker acquer his destiny as the best pilot in the galaxy.[1] He spends more days working on the ship with his brother, Luke Skywalker. He seems to have the confidence to take the reins of the battle station once again.[1]
Solo and her squad of stormtroopers go undercover in
a criminal enterprise known as the Trade Federation's Jabba's
Masters. A former bounty hunter that is a close friend of one of
the trade federation's founders is kidnapped and has
to be rescued by the Alliance military. She's partnered with Luke to become the
leader of the smuggler group. The smuggler group's chief competitor is the Empire, which is in control of the trade federation. Solo tries to become a more efficient smuggler, becoming one of the group's members. She ends up helping smuggler smuggler Chewbacca smuggle the Death Star plans from the Imperial superweapon's base to the Jabba's Palace. Along the way she falls in love with Han Solo.
The Jabba's Palace is a vast city located in the far off planet Mos Eisley
in the midst of the desert planet Tatooine. The place was designed to look like ancient Naboo, which was where it

okay, getting a bit afraid
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/bvqs18/tifu_by_having_a_cat/

what the

awesome lol

We are the Bears' shufflin' crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
We're only here to play Super Bowl Super Bowl
Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super
We're on our way to winning the Super Bowl
Super-bowl-shufflin' Super-bono-shufflin'
Hip-hop, we're here
We're not in control, not even when we need that
We don't need any help because we've got your back, bitch
And we're all going to get beat up
When the crowd yells, 'Mmmm'
We're on our way to winning the Super Bowl
Mmmm-shufflin' Super-bowl-shufflin'
Hip-hop, we're here
We're not in control, not even when we need that
We don't need any help because we've got your back, bitch
And we're all going to get beat up
And we're all going to be in one hell

we're all going to be in one hell indeed

This perfectly captures what it's like when humans try to be funny. https://old.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/btszib/what_do_you_call_a_dog_whos_been_stuck_in_a_box/

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We asked Hitler about his new album, "Himmler's Songs", which you might know better by its official title of "Bauchemin-Bücher".

We asked Hitler what sort of "hymn" he composed, what sort of "theme" it was to accompany it.

I think you've heard of it – it's the "Auschwitz Song"-style monologue that Hitler sang to himself before he committed suicide. When he sang it during the suicide attempt he sang a whole new, farier line: "The German is my brother, the Nazi must die." We'll never quite know how that came about.

When we asked Hitler about the "Rise of the Third Reich", he described himself and his band in a series of very interesting and unique ways, in some circles including the neo-Nazis. He described the music, for example, as "a mix of music of primitive antiquity, classical music and modernist soundscapes". Did you listen to the album yourself when you were recording it?

That's true, so many of our songs were recorded in Germany, with some of our bandmembers – I think it was Carl von Weidenhofer. He did some of the orchestral overdubs and most of the lyrics, you could hear them in the mixes himself. For me as producer,

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Thank you for your contributions to I Love Music. While this blog has had a tremendous impact on our communities in the Portland area, we must always remember that it is our work, no less a commitment to the artists, writers or the communities as a whole, that is meaningful.

Sincerely,

The I Love Music Club President / Executive Vice President

(See the attached letter to the Board for a list of our community members to whom the letter addressed)

We asked Nigel Farage about his new mixtape with Young Thug and Future.

"This is my mixtape. Young Thug, I don't like that guy. I hate it. I love this mixtape. This was my first mixtape I made. So we got in some trouble. People on the street called the police. Two nigga were shot. Young Thug, he's dead. But it's not my mixtape because they can't understand what we did. And then the kids who work at the record stores, this stuff is all real. Like Lil' Yachty's shit. I just want to work together and make these records because I've seen how you work together, how you love what you're doing. I want to work with the next generation."

That's some nice words in the context of the music, but are you calling for a boycott of his new record after he did the "Dangerous" track with the rappers Tha Carter III and Big Sean?

"That isn't my mixtape you know, it's like you say. I have no problem if we work with each other. We had enough problems making that. You know, he's making these mixtapes, I want to. You know I feel like you need to respect. They're from the time of the Niggas in

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes has resulted in trade deals with the planet-state, with no sign of returning to the old status quo of neutrality, cooperation, and trade with the other major galactic power. All of the galactic politicians are hostile toward outsiders, including the New Republic. The Trade Federation, now allied with the Empire, is attempting to seize control of the planet on behalf of a private mining fleet. Amidst their hostilities, one Senator, Jaden Korr, discovers that the Trade Federation holds a key to conquering the planet: Trade Vice-Consul Estrid Talmus, who claims to be able to turn away the Trade Federation from the planet, as she's heard the Senator's name before. Meanwhile, the Trade Federation has launched an uprising against their Government, led by the leader-to-be, a Jedi, who is known to have met with the Trade Federation. With the rebellion in progress, the Trade Federation tries to destroy the Senator in the hopes that the Trade Federation might gain control over the planet. Written by rcs0✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

what does that phrase "fremme neppa venette" actually mean? That is not easy to answer. My main source of references to the term are: Femme Nonsense, The Little English Reader and A Dictionary of English (New York: W.W. Norton, 1984).
It is in this context it should be noted that:
"L.A. has been called a 'fremme neppa venette.'" "The real significance of the 'porn-frente' (sex-frente) term was that it symbolically signaled a new level in sexual freedom, freedom of expression, etc. in this city. It also signaled that the local and state government, and especially the police, were now in charge of these issues." A Brief History Of The "Porn Frente" term from The San Joaquin Valley Courier , July 16, 1971 The article goes on to state that this term actually went back to 1920 when the term "fremme nenya" became more popular: A woman living in a California city on a Saturday afternoon in 1920 could see it at night, on the street outside her front door, or in her window. It was known as a "fremme neppa venette" and it was also called "the little English poet".

Why does Kanye say "WE WANT HEN FAP!" in Golddigger? We wanted to find out! As we found out, a few minutes into the track, he drops this word into the song, "Bitch!"

A few things to note here when listening:

1. This is a pretty direct reference to Fapfag, a website that describes itself as "an anti-gay, anti-feminist blog." Like, really, "sexist." Because there are lots of people who are against it.

2. Like some of the things about Kanye's lyrics being an obvious hate speech, we didn't have the ear of the people behind Kanye West to do some real research. So we decided to go and check our own opinion. So here goes…

A Few Facts About Fapfag:

Fapfag is a blog written and run by Alesha Rantzen, a 27-year-old transgender woman from Kansas City, MO. Her personal blog is run by Rantzen. She wrote the lyrics of "Yeezus," the Kanye West diss track, and was interviewed for the site's website earlier this year. Rantzen posted a lengthy statement about the song in early February, saying that "The song was, in its way, a call to action for men, for all men,

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

"That's one big knife! They say these things were first manufactured in the 1700's!"

"Oh, yeah --" said Harry, who had become a bit of an expert among his neighbors at this hour of the day. "These things are amazing -- what a nice thing to do with -- "

After another while, Harry heard the sound of an open door. He recognized it as the first one opened before the entrance to the basement of the building. He didn't know who or where it was, but he knew the stairs, but they were long and winding -- and he liked to imagine them being more comfortable the more he climbed them.

"How do you want to start?" said a voice from the stairwell.

"I'm just going to wait until I see the other two, but you see something I don't?"

"What did you see, Buck?" asked a slightly younger voice, his wife, with whom he spent his afternoons at the basement's main room, but with whom he had recently split up from his children in his adult life.

Buck had a soft voice -- but no, there was nothing wrong with that. It was always a pleasure to

"we didn't have the ear of the people behind Kanye West to do some real research. So we decided to go and check our own opinion. So here goes…"

LOOOOL

1. This is a pretty direct reference to Fapfag, a website that describes itself as "an anti-gay, anti-feminist blog." Like, really, "sexist."

Happy birthday Tracer Hand! What can I say? You could make a statue of the man with the whole history of the internet. That's it! There's only one person who's been in touch with me and my family. The name is Tracer Hand. He's been telling me about how he's done some awesome things, that he loves doing stuff for me, so I just wanted to take the opportunity to thank him in person, and all his great customers! I couldn't have done it without the help of my loyal team who always show me their support. I've never been happier! I can't keep thanking you guys and you know it! I'm really grateful that you support this blog and that I can stay up at night writing and reading about Tracer Hand so that I can write up his story. I don't really know what I'd do without you.

See you in-game.

Damn.

See the girl with the diamond ring
She knows how to twist that thing
Oh oh, hey hey
All right now
Tell your mama, tell your pa
I'm gonna ship you back to Arkansas
Oh yes, you don't do right
You don't do right, yeah I do
You don't do right, yeah, ya know
You don't do right, yeah, ya know
You don't do right, yeah, ya
She's such a pain, her arms won't move
She just doesn't understand that you're mine
Her face is just a pile of junk
And she's too young to understand
Oh well
If ya wanna know where her father lives
You never know
Oh hey hey

Underworld - Classic or Dud?

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Classic or Dud?

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The Top 64 Games of 2016

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New Releases Every Day

Every Day.

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Cool, we can shut down ILX and let Transformer handle things from here on out

I just got a Twitter news alert about the death of Grumpy Cat, a topic I’ve never favoured with an opinion.

― suzy, Friday, 17 May 2019 11:53 (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The most controversial article on the news in September 2011 was the controversial article on the death of Grumpy Cat.

First, there was this comment on that piece:
"I hate Grumpy Cat. She is so, so mean to us."

I hate Grumpy Cat. Her presence is not tolerated. … I cannot stand that grumpy cat has been a regular presence on my screen in our living room for the past 16-years, in any of the shows or movies I have ever watched. There is enough anger and spite in Grumpy Cat's words. She is a jerk and, if I didn't know any better, I think I may feel worse for feeling angry at her.

But there is one major difference between the Grumpy Cat comment and moose, a moose that is usually eaten by people, usually women: Grumpy Cat's mother can be heard saying this before her husband kills her. The reason it is so controversial is because it suggests an attitude of total disrespect towards those who have taken her for granted. It is a disrespect of those whose life she now would be able to

All of ya that arnt down with the mtha fuckin clown will burn in hell when the dark carnival comes and visits your town. WICKED CLOWNS NEVA DIE BITCH!!!!!!

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Post 18 My boyfriend started hanging out with these people at a party I attended during my Junior year of college. About a month before he graduated from college, we got drunk and played too much game playing the games we knew he wanted to try on a game of his own, when I tried to get him to play, he wouldn't leave me alone and told me to leave him alone, and left. I called police and they took me to jail for assault or battery, he was in the back of a police cruiser for hours trying to pull me away, and no one gave a crap whether the officer knew or not, so he had me put in front of a computer to see if I could help me with trying to connect the games he had left me, nothing came of it! I went into court in tears as I cried every time I heard what he had said, and went back home that day thinking, "I know this is not good, but it's better than just sitting with him all day trying to figure out why he won't leave me alone."

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Post 17 I don't know how I got here

Post 17 I don't know how I got here but all this stuff about "proud supporters" getting "unexpected support" is the worst shit in the world! That's just the definition of bullying. I'm really happy your girlfriend and husband took it from the troll! I'm sorry. But I know you'll understand and forgive the fuck up when it happens again.

"What are your intentions with this? The people you think you've lost don't really deserve these things" No the ones that have not been treated with respect really, they need to get what they deserve. I can't think of any real "wrong" that I want anything to do with. It feels like everything seems so easy right now and I don't know what that leaves to do.

"That's the sort of world your parents had. People you had nothing to do with but they had a lot of people in your life that loved you and were proud of your success, now you have nothing." If someone has a "family" then of course it wouldn't just start to suck. Even the people you had no connection with get that. So why the fuck is it when people say anything negative about you they get "unexpected support"? And then to try and blame the person that is treating you with respect? It's like they're getting "hate mail" about their children.

Thor: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard, no human is a match for it.
Tony turns to leave, but Steve stops him.
Steve: You're not going alone!
Tony: You gonna stop me?
(the Doctor screams at him)
Steve: No, but you're never going to go without me!
A little annoyed, Tony walks off.
A few days later, while Tony is out shopping for a new suit, a group of aliens has landed on the planet.
Tony: Get them out of my city!
They rush towards him (with the help of the Doctor, Captain America and Thor and some Thorians).
Captain America: So you are the real villain, huh? So this isn't a fight between me and my brother-in-arms!
(a white-eyed Thor throws an ice blast at Tony, who dodges it.)
Thor: I'm here to save the day, sir, not your city!
Tony: (trying to dodge a shield) I said, "Don't you dare!".
Captain America: So there you go, you're the one holding out for me!
A couple moments later, Tony's talking with Thor about the Hulk. While his other companions are talking, Thor has something to say.
Thor: Don't talk! Don't talk to me, I could die

I don't think transformer is quite ready to fully take over ilx ...

POLLercoaster Ride - ILM Artist Poll #94 - Belle and Sebastian
A human super-POLL-va, a POLL-ar Superman: Liz Phair - Whip-Smart
If I was a POLL-pet, we'd get along just fine: the Lisa Germano album poll
I met you...at JC POLLney - ILM Artist Poll #97 - BECKY
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY song poll
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY album poll (only on the record list, no CDs and no vinyl)
The BECKY story from Chicago Tribune about the first CD: The BECKY story from Chicago Tribune about the first CD
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY album poll (with my name on it)
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY song poll
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at Chicago's Music City Music Festival 2014 - http://chicagotribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chicago-music-concert-music-city-concert.pdf
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at The Black Swan 2013 - Chicago Tribune's Song Poll
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at The Faded World

seriously, what would be the challenges of training a bot to generate poll thread titles, where the word "poll" was inserted/substituted like in the ones above

real talk: transformer wouldn't be a good ilx poster

I can come back to that after I stop cracking up at "BECKY"

real talk: transformer wouldn't be a good ilx poster if it didn't be so cool

the candidate i support in the 2020 presidential primaries is ________. ________. ________. ________. ________," a message sent by campaign manager Jeff Weaver in response.

I've asked my former boss for a response on how this is possible. Weaver, who resigned from the Democratic National Committee in late 2016, declined to provide comment on the email.

The controversy has created a firestorm of criticism for the email exchange — and the DNC's handling of it.

The email was a first for the Democratic Party. In addition to Clinton, she also relied on the former secretary of state's email.

Since her resignation, several key DNC staffers have been fired — including director of data and technology Brian Fallon, digital director Luis Miranda, digital director Luis Miranda, deputy digital director Michael T. Short, and deputy digital director Jon Brodman.

The email came to light through an investigation by an outside team of hackers called the Shadow Brokers, who disclosed the information about Clinton to Trump campaign officials and Democratic officials early this year.

Trump, speaking this weekend, dismissed the WikiLeaks email as the product of a "professional hacker group."

"WikiLeaks is a failed organization with the same people, the same skills, and they get rich off of totally illegal behavior," Trump told The Washington Post in an interview, referring again to Russia's
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see, transformer is even more hung up on 2016 than any of the humans who post here

real talk: transformer wouldn't be a good ilx poster if it didn't be so cool-looking

A couple of other things I've noticed are:-

-This isn't in one post. The other one starts with a post on something called the "Dangerous Laughter" movement, which was basically some folks thinking about things that they had recently heard - like:

"What if some people laughed at death while we watched an animated movie from the 1970s? "

-And then something along the lines of:

"Oh, I don't know, how about some people laugh at the death of a person who's been decapitated over dinner with a gun or who has already been decapitated by other people over dinner"? "

-And then...

"Oh, well I guess, you know, the fact that every time we see someone get decapitated on film we want to make it look like we're trying to get someone off the screen for being decapitated by fire breathing birds that are being killed by human hands with a saw-tooth hammer and then have that decapitated animal being eaten by humans that've been screaming at it"

-And then this:

"I would prefer if the show didn't have any human actors that get killed. What would be a good way to start the show

btw how close are we to an election where both of the main campaign platforms explicitly include sending their opponent to prison if they win?

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, June 7, 2019 11:30 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesomely close!

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 7, 2019 11:32 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could happen this year

― Trϵϵship, Friday, June 7, 2019 11:35 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am not a racist, but I do believe you could make it on a "bald-skinned candidate", which at least would be fun to write about.

― Laxman, Friday, June 7, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could happen this year

― Recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 7, 2019 11:56 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Laxman

i miss lax

R.I.P. laxxneb

"I am not a racist, but"

I am not a racist, but I do hate people just like yours," one of them replied.

A few days earlier, another woman had joined in and said "What the s---? I'm just here to have a drink with a friend, and you don't want to know about it? Why do you think I'm here?"

But the most offensive moment occurred when one of his friends told her, "You just act like this is one of your little 'buddy's', like you're an honorary member when you're not."

"Why do you think I'm here?" she replied.

According to reports, the male friend was then confronted by the officer, who then told him she should have a "straightface speaking style" and a "straight back facing voice" before she was allowed to use the public restroom for the evening, as he was required to do by law.

The officer then threatened to arrest the two women for violating the men's personal space, and they refused to back down, and the confrontation escalated.

One of the women, who said she had been waiting for almost an hour for her service, said the situation was "ridiculous" because she had to pee. At this point, an officer walked up out of his patrol car and threatened to arrest the women for disorderly conduct for attempting to ur