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fuck his mouth, lick him, lick his feet, kiss his feet, kiss him, kiss his toes, fuck his throat, fucking his nose, fuck his ears, fuck his face, fuck his asshole, fuck his mouth, fuck his head, fuck his neck, swallow his dick, fuck his cock, fuck his ass, suck his dick, dick his mouth, lick him, lic

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godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:35 (seven years ago)

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
back to the tent
The dinosaur wakes up in the tent
The dinosaur wants some sand
But no one comes
Everybody starts banging on my tent
The dinosaur makes up a story
We all agree that the dinosaur needs some sand
So we come back and take his tent all of us
We make the dinosaur breakfast
They eat his meal!
And then one of us wants to go to the beach later
The other two go swimming in the lake
And then we all go to bed and watch a movie
We can call it a day!
But at 11am I see the sunrise
In the middle of the night I see a man on the beach, I feel sick, I think he must be the one that did the dinosaur. My thoughts start to race, what's this?
I sit down and open up my tablet
I pull out my cell phone and try to call my father But I get dropped The caller is dead! And I realize it was only an angel. And now I know it was a monster, I know the angel in the other room is just another angel. I realize now that I really want to know what it is this demon was talking about. I know it's not good to go for so many missions, I have to keep my distance.
The two of us go

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:17 (seven years ago)

Flintstones
Meet the Flintstones
They're a
children's movie about a band of misfits from Detroit who try to raise their friends by themselves.
Their motto is the following: "A whole lot of fun!" The children are all orphans; they try to get along to gain a level of trust from their families. It's the kind of thing kids do all over the world!
One of the children is named Fred Flintstone. He's a guy named Fred Flintstone. Well, he's kind of like us here. He thinks the world revolves around him, and people do not like him when he is not right, but there is the possibility that he might be right, if he wants.
He believes he is a good person, and that he has just started in life! He is a genius, and he has got a beautiful young wife named Betty who is in love with somebody named Carl, whom he does not know and he calls it Mister Flint.
He has come back from an accident, and in exchange for working at a local auto parts factory, he gets paid $200 to do his job, which of course he doesn't like.
While cleaning up some old junk in Michigan, he finds a piece of metal, which becomes his mother's love in life, Betty. After hearing about it from the dentist, he takes it back home and starts

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:21 (seven years ago)

Melt Banana (no baking required) -1 scoop cream cheese -1/2 cup granular Splenda -1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract -1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice Juice From Blueberry
Chocolate Chip Cookies With Vanilla Beans In a food processor or blender , process until smooth and almost watery (if you want a bit of cream, add a couple more drops of cream cheese ). Remove from food processor and allow to cool , stirring occasionally . Preheat oven to 350 degrees . In a medium bowl , mix together all the ingredients except the vanilla. Add into a large bowl with the egg white, granulated Splenda and vanilla extract. Spoon into 3-inch springform tins. Sprinkle with the chocolate chips. Bake for 23 to 26 minutes or until golden, firm to the touch. Cool on a wire rack before transferring to a wire cooling rack to cool completely, remove from the tins and allow to cool completely
Apple Cinnamon Buns With Vanilla Marshmallow In a medium bowl , combine all ingredients except the vanilla. Using a wooden spoon , spoon apples into an 9 x 13 inch muffin pan with the edges of the pan covered with foil. Allow to cool completely on the pan. Cover with foil if the pan seems too small. The batter will look thick

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:02 (seven years ago)

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

Mmm~ Mmm, so tasty.

Soup of Rice ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

The rice was delicious.

Soup of Rice & Tomato ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

I should eat this.

Fresh Eggplant ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

And the eggplant was delicious.

Baked Eggs ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

You know the eggplant was good, right?

Pumpkin Pie ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

The potato pie was good too.

Gourmet Meat ~~~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

There was also delicious meat in it.

Dessert ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

What is wrong with bread?

Arugula Raccoon Pie ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

This pie was too good!

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

There was also good meat in it.

Themes ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

What are you doing,

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:01 (seven years ago)

refreshing this thread fills me with anxiety at all the new posts followed inevitably by awe and wonder

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 June 2019 03:04 (seven years ago)

Crazy that all this text is being generated on a version of the model with 345 million parameters, while they haven't released the version with 1.5 billion parameters. I've messed around with the smaller 117 million parameter version, and the 345M one is dramatically better at creating realistic text, so I'm kind of dying to see what the output of the 1.5B model looks like!

Dan I., Thursday, 6 June 2019 03:53 (seven years ago)

they shld stop developing now to lock in the funny

I just snarfed tea at the flintstones^

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 June 2019 04:09 (seven years ago)

I can’t stop. I’ve been feeding it hamlet and jabberwocky (with which it returned nonsense in old English) and fragments of song lyrics I’ve been stuck on and

Dream, dream dream dream
Dream, dream dream dream
When I want you

Oh dream dream, dream dream dream
When I want you I wanna do it
When I want you I gonna do it
But it's all dream
The dream is just there,
I can't wake up and it's dead because there's no one for me to do it
Trying to wake me up is like sleeping on a cold summer day and you've decided to wake me up by banging a stick on my head
That's my job, to have my own dream
My dream comes with the dreamer, I can't wake up, and I can't sleep, not on my own. So I sleep in a dreamland, in my dream world (which is only my dream. But my dream world is my dream so don't tell anyone). When I wake up I wake up with a new look and feel and memory and new experiences every day, because that was what life in my dreams was built on
Sometimes when I wake up I feel like I'm at an amusement park for the second time in my life
I got sick and I just get up and drive around in my old car (which I'm not allowed to see the pictures of because I don't like them, which is another reason why I am addicted to them, it's

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 6 June 2019 05:43 (seven years ago)

Missy Elliott - A.M.

2. I.D - I Want You Back (Prod. by Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields vs. The Rapper & Jhene Aiko)

3. Conehead - In The Light (feat. Trina Scopp)

4. Zodiac - My Heart And Mind (feat. Jhene Aiko)

5. John Newman – What You Need (Album Version)

6. A$AP Rocky - Run On By (Lil Xzibit & M. Loomis Remix)

7. Stereophonics - Don't Take The Money (Live)

8. Flux Pavilion - Get Together (Prod. by Jhene Aiko, Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields vs. Riff Raff)

9. Z-RO - One Night Stand (Prod. by Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields)

10. Tove Lo - Say My Name (Prod. by VINES, Tame Impala, Jhene Aiko & Kevin Shields)

11. Frank Ocean - Paradise (Live) featuring Calvin Harris

12. Tiesto & Calvin Harris & Tove Lo x M. Loomis

13. John Newman - The Harder I Fall

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

Vaporwave is the name of a popular music genre, popularized in 2000 by David Byrne & friends. They have many releases and many albums, making it a very popular genre. They have bands like Dancing To The Music aka Ella & Friends, as well as popular bands like GWAR & The Barenaked Ladies. And, there is such a thing as a Vaporwave festival, that is held all over the world. There is one big thing they don't have to play during a Vaporwave festival. It's not a dance party. The actual Vaporwave festival doesn't happen until you have the music ready. The Vapers are invited to come out and join in for a party. The Vapers come out that night in a large crowd that is mostly vaporwave fans. The music is awesome, and there is the usual vaporwave music to be heard. The only problem is that it's very hard to play in Vaperistan, as everyone is so hung up on the name of the music.
All right, let's get to the good stuff!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:52 (seven years ago)

checks out

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:55 (seven years ago)

omg

imago, Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:55 (seven years ago)

There's now a subreddit that's populated entirely by neural nets who are themselves simulating other subreddits.

They're sometimes kind to each other, sometimes awful, and they keep trying to ban each other's posts.https://t.co/Xv0WVNrw00 pic.twitter.com/NMfoVp9pms

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) June 5, 2019

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:04 (seven years ago)

OPHELIA

You are merry, my lord.

HAMLET

Who, I?

OPHELIA

Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

And so I beg your pardon, my lady.

OPHELIA

My lord, why do you laugh when I tell you that you were a fool in my eyes, I do tell you.

HAMLET

Why?

OPHELIA

To deceive you in the best way I could, you must bear patiently my words: I am your Lord, my Lord! Come, my lord.

HAMLET

You're my lord?

OPHELIA

Yes, you are, my lord.

HAMLET

To whom?

OPHELIA

I beg your pardon, my lord! you are your lord, I, your Lady. What have you to do with it?

HAMLET

I do not know!

OPHELIA

I will tell you what you should do this very minute, and then my husband'll have you, and no more, that's fine, but you must love me! That is good enough.

HAMLET

How old are you?

OPHELIA

weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:25 (seven years ago)

I am assuming Ophelia's next line would have been "THIRD BASE"

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:30 (seven years ago)

Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: ????

Abbott: He says What's it is?

Costello: Is It Who's on third, I Don't Know's on second is it?

Abbott: Who's on first? Where's he on first? That's it. Is it Who?

Costello: Who's first? Did you just ask me?

Abbott: Yes, what's it is? Who's first? What's it is? Who's? So ask me that.

silverfish, Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:09 (seven years ago)

Early in the 21st Century, THE TYRELL CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were engineered not to be too humanlike, being entirely mechanized. The Replicants had a body shape almost identical to humans, but with large eyes, a thick skull, an open mouth with a laser mouth (an actual machine toasters), giant hands, and a humanoid face. Their skin color was yellowish green or black. But the one difference was a feature of the face which looked very human like. This feature can be spotted when the Replicant's face is painted.
The Replicants would then have different traits depending on their location. The Replicants were created to be mobile and fast, and capable of destroying the enemies of the NEXUS and even the enemy capital. Once the NEXUS was destroyed, many Replicants would die, or were stolen by different factions. The one difference between the Replicants and a human was their DNA. Replicants were genetically identical to humans from the origin to the death of the NEXUS.

silverfish, Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:25 (seven years ago)

I can't stop laughing at "an open mouth with a laser mouth (an actual machine toasters)"

silverfish, Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:27 (seven years ago)

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel forces
remained in check, in the area near
their base,
and were able to capture two of the city's military
commanders. Now the city is no less
dangerous to Imperial forces, since they can no longer
attack it as they did before.
On top of this, several Rebel
forces have received orders
to move to this new location.
The Imperials and Republic forces
have begun to retreat in fear, and plan on making their way towards
what remains of Han Solo's base.
What's left of Empire Commanders ,
as well as other members of the Resistance?
All of this, while remaining in the shadows of history is part of what makes Rogue One so compelling, as it gives our hero's journey one great reveal at a time in a way that hasn't been before in a Star Wars movie. In fact, in Rogue One, we see several major revelations that help us understand a lot about the characters we are about to meet. While in Rogue One, characters such as Baze Malbus and C-3PO both get great introductions, the rest of the Star Wars galaxy does

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:32 (seven years ago)

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Star has been destroyed,

it will not take any of the power that was stolen from the Rebel Alliance.
The final battle for the galaxy is on!
As the Rebel Alliance's Resistance
crew begins to recover in the desert,
the Death Star begins to show its true colors. And as the Resistance's crew and a growing chorus of rebel asteles begin to take up arms, they are confronted with a battle that will define
their destiny. After the Death Star's last battle with the
Rebel Star Corps, the Rebel Alliance's fleet of Star Destroyers
and X-wing fighters are scattered all around Earth. But one member of their squadron – the Rebel pilot Han Solo – holds a secret.
He knows about plans set by the Galactic Empire for an attack on the Death Star , and intends to stop it before it destroys us all. With all of the Rebel Asteles being killed at that last Battle of Endor, the last hope of mankind is fading... but the Resistance isn't going quietly. They refuse to give up and fight on.
This exciting novel will give you a chance to take your story all the way to the end in an adventure you can't say no to!
The Empire is now planning an attack on the Death Star and

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:34 (seven years ago)

Luke Skywalker has returned to
his home planet of Tatooine in
an attempt to
help his nephew Anakin Skywalker acquer his destiny as the best pilot in the galaxy.[1] He spends more days working on the ship with his brother, Luke Skywalker. He seems to have the confidence to take the reins of the battle station once again.[1]
Solo and her squad of stormtroopers go undercover in
a criminal enterprise known as the Trade Federation's Jabba's
Masters. A former bounty hunter that is a close friend of one of
the trade federation's founders is kidnapped and has
to be rescued by the Alliance military. She's partnered with Luke to become the
leader of the smuggler group. The smuggler group's chief competitor is the Empire, which is in control of the trade federation. Solo tries to become a more efficient smuggler, becoming one of the group's members. She ends up helping smuggler smuggler Chewbacca smuggle the Death Star plans from the Imperial superweapon's base to the Jabba's Palace. Along the way she falls in love with Han Solo.
The Jabba's Palace is a vast city located in the far off planet Mos Eisley
in the midst of the desert planet Tatooine. The place was designed to look like ancient Naboo, which was where it

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:35 (seven years ago)

okay, getting a bit afraid
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/bvqs18/tifu_by_having_a_cat/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 6 June 2019 18:08 (seven years ago)

what the

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:14 (seven years ago)

awesome lol

flopson, Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:21 (seven years ago)

We are the Bears' shufflin' crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

We're only here to play Super Bowl Super Bowl
Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super
We're on our way to winning the Super Bowl
Super-bowl-shufflin' Super-bono-shufflin'
Hip-hop, we're here
We're not in control, not even when we need that
We don't need any help because we've got your back, bitch
And we're all going to get beat up
When the crowd yells, 'Mmmm'
We're on our way to winning the Super Bowl
Mmmm-shufflin' Super-bowl-shufflin'
Hip-hop, we're here
We're not in control, not even when we need that
We don't need any help because we've got your back, bitch
And we're all going to get beat up
And we're all going to be in one hell

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:43 (seven years ago)

we're all going to be in one hell indeed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 6 June 2019 19:56 (seven years ago)

This perfectly captures what it's like when humans try to be funny. https://old.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/btszib/what_do_you_call_a_dog_whos_been_stuck_in_a_box/

mick signals, Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:03 (seven years ago)

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sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 02:19 (seven years ago)

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sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 02:25 (seven years ago)

We asked Hitler about his new album, "Himmler's Songs", which you might know better by its official title of "Bauchemin-Bücher".

We asked Hitler what sort of "hymn" he composed, what sort of "theme" it was to accompany it.

I think you've heard of it – it's the "Auschwitz Song"-style monologue that Hitler sang to himself before he committed suicide. When he sang it during the suicide attempt he sang a whole new, farier line: "The German is my brother, the Nazi must die." We'll never quite know how that came about.

When we asked Hitler about the "Rise of the Third Reich", he described himself and his band in a series of very interesting and unique ways, in some circles including the neo-Nazis. He described the music, for example, as "a mix of music of primitive antiquity, classical music and modernist soundscapes". Did you listen to the album yourself when you were recording it?

That's true, so many of our songs were recorded in Germany, with some of our bandmembers – I think it was Carl von Weidenhofer. He did some of the orchestral overdubs and most of the lyrics, you could hear them in the mixes himself. For me as producer,

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Friday, 7 June 2019 02:29 (seven years ago)

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etheless.
Friday, 3 October 2014 11:43etheless. I LOVE MONEY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 02:29 (seven years ago)

Thank you for your contributions to I Love Music. While this blog has had a tremendous impact on our communities in the Portland area, we must always remember that it is our work, no less a commitment to the artists, writers or the communities as a whole, that is meaningful.

Sincerely,

The I Love Music Club President / Executive Vice President

(See the attached letter to the Board for a list of our community members to whom the letter addressed)

sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

We asked Nigel Farage about his new mixtape with Young Thug and Future.

"This is my mixtape. Young Thug, I don't like that guy. I hate it. I love this mixtape. This was my first mixtape I made. So we got in some trouble. People on the street called the police. Two nigga were shot. Young Thug, he's dead. But it's not my mixtape because they can't understand what we did. And then the kids who work at the record stores, this stuff is all real. Like Lil' Yachty's shit. I just want to work together and make these records because I've seen how you work together, how you love what you're doing. I want to work with the next generation."

That's some nice words in the context of the music, but are you calling for a boycott of his new record after he did the "Dangerous" track with the rappers Tha Carter III and Big Sean?

"That isn't my mixtape you know, it's like you say. I have no problem if we work with each other. We had enough problems making that. You know, he's making these mixtapes, I want to. You know I feel like you need to respect. They're from the time of the Niggas in

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 7 June 2019 09:01 (seven years ago)

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes has resulted in trade deals with the planet-state, with no sign of returning to the old status quo of neutrality, cooperation, and trade with the other major galactic power. All of the galactic politicians are hostile toward outsiders, including the New Republic. The Trade Federation, now allied with the Empire, is attempting to seize control of the planet on behalf of a private mining fleet. Amidst their hostilities, one Senator, Jaden Korr, discovers that the Trade Federation holds a key to conquering the planet: Trade Vice-Consul Estrid Talmus, who claims to be able to turn away the Trade Federation from the planet, as she's heard the Senator's name before. Meanwhile, the Trade Federation has launched an uprising against their Government, led by the leader-to-be, a Jedi, who is known to have met with the Trade Federation. With the rebellion in progress, the Trade Federation tries to destroy the Senator in the hopes that the Trade Federation might gain control over the planet. Written by rcs0✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 7 June 2019 12:30 (seven years ago)

what does that phrase "fremme neppa venette" actually mean? That is not easy to answer. My main source of references to the term are: Femme Nonsense, The Little English Reader and A Dictionary of English (New York: W.W. Norton, 1984).
It is in this context it should be noted that:
"L.A. has been called a 'fremme neppa venette.'" "The real significance of the 'porn-frente' (sex-frente) term was that it symbolically signaled a new level in sexual freedom, freedom of expression, etc. in this city. It also signaled that the local and state government, and especially the police, were now in charge of these issues." A Brief History Of The "Porn Frente" term from The San Joaquin Valley Courier , July 16, 1971 The article goes on to state that this term actually went back to 1920 when the term "fremme nenya" became more popular: A woman living in a California city on a Saturday afternoon in 1920 could see it at night, on the street outside her front door, or in her window. It was known as a "fremme neppa venette" and it was also called "the little English poet".

Alba, Friday, 7 June 2019 12:45 (seven years ago)

Why does Kanye say "WE WANT HEN FAP!" in Golddigger? We wanted to find out! As we found out, a few minutes into the track, he drops this word into the song, "Bitch!"

A few things to note here when listening:

1. This is a pretty direct reference to Fapfag, a website that describes itself as "an anti-gay, anti-feminist blog." Like, really, "sexist." Because there are lots of people who are against it.

2. Like some of the things about Kanye's lyrics being an obvious hate speech, we didn't have the ear of the people behind Kanye West to do some real research. So we decided to go and check our own opinion. So here goes…

A Few Facts About Fapfag:

Fapfag is a blog written and run by Alesha Rantzen, a 27-year-old transgender woman from Kansas City, MO. Her personal blog is run by Rantzen. She wrote the lyrics of "Yeezus," the Kanye West diss track, and was interviewed for the site's website earlier this year. Rantzen posted a lengthy statement about the song in early February, saying that "The song was, in its way, a call to action for men, for all men,

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2019 13:23 (seven years ago)

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

"That's one big knife! They say these things were first manufactured in the 1700's!"

"Oh, yeah --" said Harry, who had become a bit of an expert among his neighbors at this hour of the day. "These things are amazing -- what a nice thing to do with -- "

After another while, Harry heard the sound of an open door. He recognized it as the first one opened before the entrance to the basement of the building. He didn't know who or where it was, but he knew the stairs, but they were long and winding -- and he liked to imagine them being more comfortable the more he climbed them.

"How do you want to start?" said a voice from the stairwell.

"I'm just going to wait until I see the other two, but you see something I don't?"

"What did you see, Buck?" asked a slightly younger voice, his wife, with whom he spent his afternoons at the basement's main room, but with whom he had recently split up from his children in his adult life.

Buck had a soft voice -- but no, there was nothing wrong with that. It was always a pleasure to

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 13:43 (seven years ago)

"we didn't have the ear of the people behind Kanye West to do some real research. So we decided to go and check our own opinion. So here goes…"

LOOOOL

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:16 (seven years ago)

1. This is a pretty direct reference to Fapfag, a website that describes itself as "an anti-gay, anti-feminist blog." Like, really, "sexist."

Trϵϵship, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:20 (seven years ago)

Happy birthday Tracer Hand! What can I say? You could make a statue of the man with the whole history of the internet. That's it! There's only one person who's been in touch with me and my family. The name is Tracer Hand. He's been telling me about how he's done some awesome things, that he loves doing stuff for me, so I just wanted to take the opportunity to thank him in person, and all his great customers! I couldn't have done it without the help of my loyal team who always show me their support. I've never been happier! I can't keep thanking you guys and you know it! I'm really grateful that you support this blog and that I can stay up at night writing and reading about Tracer Hand so that I can write up his story. I don't really know what I'd do without you.

See you in-game.

mick signals, Friday, 7 June 2019 14:51 (seven years ago)

Damn.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2019 14:53 (seven years ago)

See the girl with the diamond ring
She knows how to twist that thing
Oh oh, hey hey
All right now
Tell your mama, tell your pa
I'm gonna ship you back to Arkansas
Oh yes, you don't do right
You don't do right
, yeah I do
You don't do right, yeah, ya know
You don't do right, yeah, ya know
You don't do right, yeah, ya
She's such a pain, her arms won't move
She just doesn't understand that you're mine
Her face is just a pile of junk
And she's too young to understand
Oh well
If ya wanna know where her father lives
You never know
Oh hey hey

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:08 (seven years ago)

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Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

Cool, we can shut down ILX and let Transformer handle things from here on out

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

I just got a Twitter news alert about the death of Grumpy Cat, a topic I’ve never favoured with an opinion.

― suzy, Friday, 17 May 2019 11:53 (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The most controversial article on the news in September 2011 was the controversial article on the death of Grumpy Cat.

First, there was this comment on that piece:
"I hate Grumpy Cat. She is so, so mean to us."

I hate Grumpy Cat. Her presence is not tolerated. … I cannot stand that grumpy cat has been a regular presence on my screen in our living room for the past 16-years, in any of the shows or movies I have ever watched. There is enough anger and spite in Grumpy Cat's words. She is a jerk and, if I didn't know any better, I think I may feel worse for feeling angry at her.

But there is one major difference between the Grumpy Cat comment and moose, a moose that is usually eaten by people, usually women: Grumpy Cat's mother can be heard saying this before her husband kills her. The reason it is so controversial is because it suggests an attitude of total disrespect towards those who have taken her for granted. It is a disrespect of those whose life she now would be able to

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:56 (seven years ago)

All of ya that arnt down with the mtha fuckin clown will burn in hell when the dark carnival comes and visits your town. WICKED CLOWNS NEVA DIE BITCH!!!!!!

anon666848

Post 18 My boyfriend started hanging out with these people at a party I attended during my Junior year of college. About a month before he graduated from college, we got drunk and played too much game playing the games we knew he wanted to try on a game of his own, when I tried to get him to play, he wouldn't leave me alone and told me to leave him alone, and left. I called police and they took me to jail for assault or battery, he was in the back of a police cruiser for hours trying to pull me away, and no one gave a crap whether the officer knew or not, so he had me put in front of a computer to see if I could help me with trying to connect the games he had left me, nothing came of it! I went into court in tears as I cried every time I heard what he had said, and went back home that day thinking, "I know this is not good, but it's better than just sitting with him all day trying to figure out why he won't leave me alone."

anon564865

Post 17 I don't know how I got here

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 17:10 (seven years ago)

Post 17 I don't know how I got here but all this stuff about "proud supporters" getting "unexpected support" is the worst shit in the world! That's just the definition of bullying. I'm really happy your girlfriend and husband took it from the troll! I'm sorry. But I know you'll understand and forgive the fuck up when it happens again.

"What are your intentions with this? The people you think you've lost don't really deserve these things" No the ones that have not been treated with respect really, they need to get what they deserve. I can't think of any real "wrong" that I want anything to do with. It feels like everything seems so easy right now and I don't know what that leaves to do.

"That's the sort of world your parents had. People you had nothing to do with but they had a lot of people in your life that loved you and were proud of your success, now you have nothing." If someone has a "family" then of course it wouldn't just start to suck. Even the people you had no connection with get that. So why the fuck is it when people say anything negative about you they get "unexpected support"? And then to try and blame the person that is treating you with respect? It's like they're getting "hate mail" about their children.

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 17:12 (seven years ago)

Thor: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard, no human is a match for it.
Tony turns to leave, but Steve stops him.
Steve: You're not going alone!
Tony: You gonna stop me?

(the Doctor screams at him)
Steve: No, but you're never going to go without me!
A little annoyed, Tony walks off.
A few days later, while Tony is out shopping for a new suit, a group of aliens has landed on the planet.
Tony: Get them out of my city!
They rush towards him (with the help of the Doctor, Captain America and Thor and some Thorians).
Captain America: So you are the real villain, huh? So this isn't a fight between me and my brother-in-arms!
(a white-eyed Thor throws an ice blast at Tony, who dodges it.)
Thor: I'm here to save the day, sir, not your city!
Tony: (trying to dodge a shield) I said, "Don't you dare!".
Captain America: So there you go, you're the one holding out for me!
A couple moments later, Tony's talking with Thor about the Hulk. While his other companions are talking, Thor has something to say.
Thor: Don't talk! Don't talk to me, I could die

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2019 17:13 (seven years ago)

I don't think transformer is quite ready to fully take over ilx ...

POLLercoaster Ride - ILM Artist Poll #94 - Belle and Sebastian
A human super-POLL-va, a POLL-ar Superman: Liz Phair - Whip-Smart
If I was a POLL-pet, we'd get along just fine: the Lisa Germano album poll
I met you...at JC POLLney - ILM Artist Poll #97 - BECK
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A POLLercoaster: the BECKY song poll
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY album poll (only on the record list, no CDs and no vinyl)
The BECKY story from Chicago Tribune about the first CD: The BECKY story from Chicago Tribune about the first CD
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY album poll (with my name on it)
A POLLercoaster: the BECKY song poll
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at Chicago's Music City Music Festival 2014 - http://chicagotribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chicago-music-concert-music-city-concert.pdf
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at The Black Swan 2013 - Chicago Tribune's Song Poll
A POLLercoaster: our song poll at The Faded World

sarahell, Friday, 7 June 2019 17:27 (seven years ago)


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