Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

This is rather hilarious. How many weeks have they (barely) held on? Eight? Change we can believe in.

look, the only constant is change

that's why here at change uk, we believe in never having the same membership from week to week

it's the new politics, and if you don't like it, just give us a week

Watching the Trump-May conference at work and May’s death glare when they were asked about Corbyn and Khan was hilarious. Trump said he “doesn’t know” Corbyn but turned down Corbyn’s request to meet him, which will do Corbs no harm.

Lol May had to remind Trump of the question about the NHS being on the table in a future trade deal. This is the worst thing I ever watched.

The Mirror understands six MPs will return to being Independents but five plan to stay as part of Change UK.

Trump just said of the leadership candidates that he knows and likes “Boris” and “Jeremy” but he doesn’t know “Michael”. Lol ffs

Michael Gove is having a meeting with Donald Trump because Gove is Murdoch's puppet. So not only are we being sold off to Donald Trump but to the likes of Rupert Murdoch too. Taking back control Brexiteers? Oh no no no. https://t.co/HLtwEIRlMa

— Lightacandle (@lightacandleOTM) June 4, 2019

Corbyn has been critical of him, he says. He says he does not like people who are critical.

Trump just said of the leadership candidates that he knows and likes “Boris” and “Jeremy” but he doesn’t know “Michael”. Lol ffs

Ooft.

Also it takes a lot for me to feel sorry for Sajid Javid but apparently he wasn’t invited to the dinner last night.

Black tie/ white guy event.

chuka do u want picking up in the morning pal

he's politically homeless :(

La Da Dee La Da Da

Oh i was listening to that earlier, synchronicity is a wonderful thing

Have the six been named?

who remembers this YouGov poll from way back *checks notes* 3 months ago pic.twitter.com/QLBqDz24tA

— ciarán (@schmrn) May 30, 2019

18%!

heidi allen gone

woke soubz leader designate

Six MPs have quit Change UK:

- Heidi Allen (ex Tory)
- Chuka Umunna (ex Lab)
- Gavin Shuker (ex Lab)
- Luciana Berger (ex Lab)
- Angela Smith (ex Lab)
- Sarah Wollaston (ex Tory)

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) June 4, 2019

a chuk without chuka is no chuk at all

We'll be laughing about these clowns for years to come.

Theres a voice, That keeps on calling me
Down the road, Thats where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I make a new friend
Can't stay for long, Just turn around
and I'm gone again
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on
Down this road, That never seems to end
When you adventure, lies just around the bend
so if you want to join me for awhile
just grab your hat, come travel light
thats hobo style
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
Until tomorrow, The whole world is my home
so if you want to join me for awhile
just grab your hat, come travel light
thats hobo style
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on
Theres a world just waiting to unfold
brand new tale no one has ever told
we've journeyed far but, you know it won't be long
we're almost there, and we've paid our fare with the hobo song
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on

credit where it's due, they're 100% living their message that politics is broken

are some of them joining the LibDem continuity austerity with a heavy heart project?

Change UK – The Independent Group

Founded 18 February 2019; 3 months ago
Registered 15 April 2019; 50 days ago

life comes at u fast

Chuka should fear Gapes of Wrath.

Imagine Soubs and Gapes and Leslie staring at each other round the table now.

Not surprised about Berger - she’s barely been involved with them since the split.

Yes, she's disappeared off the face of the Earth, tho preggers I s'pose.

can it really be only three short months ago that uk politics was pregnant with the promise of change uk the independent group

the gang of three.. wow what a force!

"some"

We are disappointed to learn of the departure of some of our MPs but Change UK remains totally committed to our founding mission of fixing Britain's broken politics and stopping a disastrous no-deal Brexit. 2/8

— Change UK - The Independent Group (@ForChange_Now) June 4, 2019

obligatory wayne rooney whitney houston rip tweet

Have the six been named?

― gyac, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:20 (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, call them the Ex-CHUKkka Party

"2/8" lol no way I'm reading 8 tweets on the matter

Lol ok I did anyway obv and, yeah, I shouldn't have

This *might* make the Independent Group the most successful political party of all time https://t.co/WdTNzL7gmo

— Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) February 25, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/20/independent-group-real-opposition-brexit

*chef’s kiss intensifies*

i thought i'd be able to outsource some lazy zings by running that change uk statement through talk to transformer but all i ended up with was text that was almost indistinguishable from the original

Tories will be wiped out in EU election and are panicking about this PR disaster. More than 3000 have applied to Change UK to be MEP candidates (I am one of them)https://t.co/JedvY2q0Jj

— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) April 16, 2019

wanna run to u

pretty sure this was generated by talk to transformer too tbh

Statement from ⁦@ChukaUmunna⁩ ⁦@angelasmithmp⁩ ⁦@gavinshuker⁩ ⁦@lucianaberger⁩ ⁦@sarahwollaston⁩ and I pic.twitter.com/dQKy2io1hR

— Heidi Allen MP (@heidiallen75) June 4, 2019

memories

very much here for the "girls night out" vibe of the defectors pic.twitter.com/0uCln5I3gT

— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) February 20, 2019

Happy memories..... can only gaze through the window tonight.... ⁦@TheIndGroup⁩ pic.twitter.com/tuDQqkeYgu

— Heidi Allen MP (@heidiallen75) February 26, 2019

Our Brexit spokesperson @Anna_Soubry and Alistair Carmichael, Lib Dem MP for Orkney and Shetland, call on the government for a joint Change UK & LibDem led Opposition Day debate, which we would use to debate a People's Vote. #ChangePolitics pic.twitter.com/eQSTcxntKY

— Change UK - The Independent Group (@ForChange_Now) April 25, 2019

First @TheIndGroup meal out before votes tonight at Nando’s! pic.twitter.com/Qxdrk75Mx6

— Chuka Umunna (@ChukaUmunna) February 25, 2019

it disturbs me how much Chris Leslie looks like he might be a Gary Shandling sibling from a distance, cos I liked gary a lot and he's a complete cunt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_of_images_in_the_Soviet_Union#/media/File:Lenin%27s_speech.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Lenin%27s_speech.jpg/800px-Lenin%27s_speech.jpg

mike gapes' skill with an airbrush is going to be sorely tested over the coming days

i keep wanting to write "the gapes rump party" but something stops me

and yet

i miss daily votes on brexit

are ye doing any work at all over there are ye

none whatever

lol gyac