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Top ten juggalos:

1. Krazia 'Crazy' Devens aka D-Vine

2. K-Pop Girl

3. MyKL

4. Sassy P

5. LazyTiny

6. Iggy Azalea

7. MyThingy

8. Gail Dotzer

9. Yung Lean & the Wailers

10. Niamh O'Connor

So now let's look back at some of the worst and highlight the top acts.

1 The Rock Bottom is for the rocker.

Gail Dotzer, in particular is notorious for showing off her cleavage all through her music videos. She's never been shy about sharing these photos and videos of how she likes to show her cleavage — and we really like it.

2 That is some pretty good breasts, man.

This isn't a shot of a woman's breasts. This is a model of a man's cleavage as seen by the camera while on-stage in public. Not all models of a man's cleavage are equally sexy.

3 Inappropriate body language is in.

Not only are we talking about the way Krazia "Crazy" Devens' makeup and clothing are seen throughout the video,

10. Niamh O'Connor

irl lol

Cotton candy, sweet and low
Let me see that tootsee roll!
Tootsee roll!!
To the left! To the left!
To the right!, to the right!
The sweet is high!!
Haha, haah!
The bitter is strong,
Cherry pie with strawberry filling!!
You can't even tell
I'm so tired!!
I'm so tired!!
You can see by looking what's on the ground
What to do with that cherry pie?
That's so sweet
If you want, I can try and do it again...
Ahh!!
I'll put some cherry on there, too
It just got so yummy!
Aah hah hah hah haHah HAH
To the left! To the left!
To the right!, to the right!
The cherryy look, the soft sweet and sour.
I can't tell
It's so yummy!
And then I'll put some cherry on there, too,
If you wanna. To the left, to the left,
I'll put some cherry on there
Now, to the left! To the left!
To the right! I'll put some Cherry on there.
And then I'll put a cherry on there!
It's so yummy!
And then

Booty juice comes right from the source.
What's the source?
An ass that is made of pure organic soy milk and soy protein, which is the most nutritious soy of all. Some call this the "soy cow milk," and that's exactly what it contains. Because of the protein, the juice has a richer flavor than regular soy milk, and I'm sure that means it tastes even better than milk.
If you want to learn more about this fantastic organic soy milk that's 100% pure, you can check out my recent article on the amazing benefits of this delicious raw milk.
This juice comes with two very important vitamins, vitamin A and vitamin D.. Now, since our lives are full of stress, you might think this is going to decrease the amount of stress, but no. You're simply going to have to eat more soy milk for this juice to have lasting benefits, meaning you'll be eating more of these two important vitamins each day for much longer.
That's right, you are the healthiest person on this ship!
And because this juice has just as much vitamin A as the average bottle of soy milk (yes, even the stuff that you probably wouldn't consume if you hadn't been exposed to them), and vitamins D and K, it's good for you.
Is this juice safe for children?
Yep, yes it is

9. "I'll Make America Great Again" from The Lion King

irl lol

Yea that one killed me

At the end of season 8 of Game of Thrones, Grey Worm reveals that he can't wait to unleash his power on the world, so he gives Jon Snow a ring that lets him transform into a giant raven, and it's up to him to make sure everyone knows what a terrible piece of shit Winterfell is.

"Your name was not Jon Snow, was it? You really think you are worthy of such an honour?"

A man named Jon Snow, he says that.

Grey Worm says, "Nope, I am not Jon Snow, thank you very much." After which he returns to Snow. His voice was heard by the audience as he gave him a large kiss.

After his departure, Jon Snow goes on to have many more adventures.

Jon Snow, the Dragonborn

Jon Snow appears in one of Daenerys Targaryen's visions in the aftermath of the Dance of the Dragons, and is revealed to be her former dragonborn brother. The vision gives the impression that Jon Snow is about to become king in Dorne. It appears that this is what caused Daenerys's decision to send his army, at the cost of Robb Stark's life and the lives of thousands of people in the south, to invade Westeros. This version of Jon Snow then becomes her new dragon, in order to rule a united Dorne.

would watch

I find the spectrum of results you can get when you're asking it to produce a narrative closely resemble the way dreams seem to unfold. Sometimes almost coherent like a real story, most times not so much. Either way something about it feels like an actual print out of someone's dream.

I'm surprised I keep coming back to this, but I do.

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal the Imperials' plans to the Death Star project. The Imperials decided to pursue any and all evidence against the Rebel agents. The Galactic Empire forces were forced to seek out Luke Skywalker, their leader, in order to confront the mystery agents. At first, he has refused. At least, he said that on the night before his disappearance, he had not yet decided what to do next. As the battle continues, it is discovered, that Luke's last breath is the one that he took before he ran away from his world.

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Character

Luke Skywalker is the last of the original twelve chosen as the leader of the Galactic Empire. Having inherited his mother's name from his grandfather, Han Solo Solo, Luke Skywalker was sent into the Star Wars saga to become The Grand Moff Tarkin. When he was eleven, the first Death Star was launched from the Death Star II, after which it was given name the Empire Strikes Back. He was able to survive the storm it would unleash thanks to the combined power of the Empire's new super capital ship known as TIE Defender, which was given a more powerful engine.

Luke is the only known Rebel to survive

Luke is the only known Rebel to survive the battle of Endor and find himself in an orphanage in Mapes, where he meets Han Solo and Chewbacca. Han, meanwhile, has just been captured by the Galactic Empire and is being held in an ice-cream factory where his sister Leia is being held. Leia finds Luke in the factory's greenhouse and frees him. Luke leads Han to the abandoned Death Star command center. Han discovers it is located in the heart of the galaxy. Using the Force, Han defeats the Galactic Empire's Emperor, but not before destroying one of the Imperial starships and killing a guard. Luke returns to Han and guides him into a hangar so they can escape the Death Star. Later Luke and Han are taken by Princess Leia to the capital world of Coruscant, where they meet up with some other former rebel pilots, including Jaden Korr. After Leia has convinced her fellow rebels that they are all a part of the Rebel Alliance, they help save the life of Han Solo.

Later, they learn that Imperial officer Boushh was captured in the battle of Hoth by a trio of Imperial TIE Storms. Jaden and the other rebel fighters are sent to rescue Boushh and rescue him from the captured TIE fighters. Boushh is shot but Jaden's Force Lightning skill saves him. After Boushh is

Call me Ishmael. I need to talk to you.''
The second question has no bearing on this case unless you already know the answer . You want me to tell you what the reason could be? No matter how much I do it I can't get the answers out. As I write this all I can think about is keeping my husband calm and my children safe. All the time I can't do my job is try to stay with him.
I can only guess what other reason you have for this. This is all I know so far. A man with mental illness may come within your competence and care, and the man is only being questioned because he is mentally ill. The man is only being questioned because he has mental health issues. He may not be able to say the words, and his life may be in the balance for as long as he can hold the knife. I should have been more thorough about telling you about his case when we were married. I was supposed to have this information right away because he might be at the doctor's to take more tests, or he may not. I didn't know. Well, he will probably be there. And that is the last thing I am going to say about it today. I did this

You heard other raps before but kept waiting
For the Son of Song, I keep dancehalls strong
Beats never worthy of my cause, I prolong
Extravaganza, time sits still
No propaganda, be wary of the skill
As I bring forth the music, make love to your eardrum
Dedicated to rap nigga, beware of the fearsome
Lebanon Don, Malcolm X beat threat
CD massacre, murder to cassette
I blow the shop up, you ain't seen nothing yet
No more pain, never more love
I ain't no fool, I was born of hatred,
I know, you ain't see, you think you know
You just don't, you hear your hoodie, I am my own
You think you know, I've seen you too, I know
I'm with you, we ain't going nowhere
Ain't nothing on my mind until the moment I walk out this door
I am the music, I am The World:
The World & Me: My first album's the biggest shit
My second album's the finest shit
The third album's the best shit
The fourth album is the truth, everything on this album is about truth

A man with a gun in his hand

A man with a bullet in his belly

A man with an axe

cruising the warehouse docklands - possibly from a sullivan/bluth effort like all dogs go to heaven, seedy darkness- for hookers and i find that one of my brothers has a bart simpson style condo in an upper floor

perfect says i, have a word, he agrees to vacate the premises and i hop down the road and procure a lady of the night for the specifics

i drive up and in to the master bedroom of his house looking with a mix of curiosity and concern

i walk into the basement, discover that someone was already on the premises

"well i can't believe that guy isn't gone yet" i say.

"his door isn't locked and he's there to have sex tonight". he says. "So whats the problem? i can't leave him home tonight without my partner, can i do that?" we all get very involved.

"oh its for a woman not a man" someone calls out in the background, "why don't you get on your lady car and drive off to your carpenter brother's house and i'll go with you". so i agree! we head to the master bedroom and there he is, on my woman car, making love to the girl sitting across from him. i get on my lady car and drive off into the night.

If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the bologna, got your butt drank, & had 3 pickup trucks, & had an outside hose, & school started with “The Spank”, had a pickup truck, ғand you had four cars & a bunch of friends & a new toy. ғBut we got no bologna & no Pepsi & no Pepsi Lite,‰ and all the girls went on vacation to New Zealand,‰ and all the boys went to South Korea‰ & their life was perfect except for one thing: you had your shit on fire, & you couldn't be in control of everything that went on in your life,‰ so you used cocaine to get what was left of your shit.

I'm going to take this chance to remind you of this. If you're listening to a book, I encourage you not to read it, because it's filled with "bologna, cocaine, & other stuff that's a little confusing" on an extremely serious note. It's like the only time you'll get the same boring, dull story in your entire life, you'll read it twice! But if you're listening to your favorite podcast, go ahead and listen to that episode to get some idea of what all the buzz is about, ‖‰, and just remember

Those two Star Wars ones are not dissimilar from reading Wookieepedia entries, so good job, Transformer.

Giallo film titles from the Amazon Prime thread

Seven Deaths In The Cat's Eye
Eye In The Labyrinth
Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
Weekend Murders
The Black Belly of the Tarantula
The Bloodstained Butterfly
The Blood Spattered Bride
Blood and Black Lace
Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion
Don't Torture a Duckling
The Black Cat
City of the Living Dead
Short Night of Glass Dolls
Death Laid an Egg
The Cat O' Nine Tails
The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
Killer Is On The Phone With His Dead Brother
Crazy and Stuck Inside of a Ghost Ship
The Cat in the Hat Murder
The Red Queen is Coming in from the East
Killer Of The Century
The Killer Knows Who He Is
No Exit But Up
The Queen of Flowers: The Little Girl with a Mask
I Can Only Guess What They Really Want: To Destroy Our Way of Life
Rising Up From Hell: A Life in Black Masked
I'll Be Here For You Through The End of Time
Dead Body in the Black Car
He Died Because He Was Blind
A Dark Place to Call Home - In A Car
A Good Person Kills Twice
Dead Body on the Drive
An Old Ghost Appears
The Ghost of Death's Child
The Dead Face of a Dead Person and a Man's Child
Lying in My Pocket, the Eyes of My Son
A Ghost that Laughs in Your Eyes
A Ghost and a Man With His Eyes Wide Shut
A Grave on Your Landscape?
The Dead Body at Our House
A Ghost with an Open Scepter
A Girl, a Cat and a Ghost and a Ghost in a Coffin
A Nightmare on Elm Street

A Nightmare on Elm Street!?

yeah hes still allowed to do remakes

lol, i was also coming here with that list

In a recent profile, the world's oldest living woman attributes her longevity to her diet and exercise.

"Nutrition is one of my favorite ways to live a long life," said Martha Stewart Glynn, who was born Feb. 14, 1921 – almost 75 years old – to American writer and physician Francis G. (Bill) Glynn and his wife, Betty. Martha was described as the world's oldest living person by the American Gerontologist Association.

"I like to say that I am living like an old grandmother, and at 75 I am more than ever," she added

"I am the oldest living person who can see light. I cannot see the sun or the moon."

She went on to make the Guinness World Record for longest daily walking – 2,739 miles (5,844 km) - as well as live to the ripe middle age of 90.

Born in Michigan, Glynn grew up in New York City and moved to New Jersey to follow her heart's desire to raise a family. She died two years before her 90th birthday, and a year after her death, she was discovered to hold all the traditional signs of aging.

For decades, researchers believed that the natural process of ageing led to decline – but after reviewing her medical files, experts say Glynn was the clear exception.

ok i died

yes

ok i died by an overworked doctor in this state. The guy used to look at my body and always wanted to know what it was doing. He was looking at me like I was one of those dumb little creatures for having my body parts in the wrong place. I did not answer his questions and if I did he would use that thing he called a "teeth". He would lick the tip of the tooth with his tongue so his brain would forget what I said so he never heard the questions. It was so terrible that his teeth were missing but my voice and personality are here. He used to listen to all my singing and even read my poetry aloud. The person who used to read to me had to wear a headset or a piece of equipment to read to me and his speech was so terrible he wouldn't hear anything that was going on to me. I didn't know the words he spoke. I can feel it now and his tongue sounds like a human mouth in a vacuum but he still listens. After all that shit we spent the first week of the second time having sex all night. He wanted me to do it again and when it was over he would say, "You just let your man fuck you again?" and I remember saying my prayer that my father never saw me again like that so that his face may not show to me again and my face and the person reading

here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. When he says that he was a good boy, it's not an indictment of his life. When the whole family was told "do it for your mom", that doesn't make shit go away. It's an indictment of the state.
There is an aspect of this story here where I can see how it could be useful. I've been to a lot of schools, I can read more in the morning than I had before, but I can't tell when people's behavior changes. There is a part of me that still doesn't like how much the kid who's sitting right next to me at lunch is getting pushed around. There's something wrong with him in here and it's been there for an awfully long time.
The story, for me, is the one of a child who gets too much attention, a "real" child who has been told at an early age that he will be taken care of. There is no way around that. What should I do is look in his eyes and be happy I have the opportunity to teach him how to deal with that situation, but also not give up and move on to the next kid. What's my role? Do I keep doing what I'm doing without it, or

that escalated quickly

xpost

holy shot @ DJP's horror movie

*shit

*dreams of waterfalls of pussy, sighs and bites his pillow*fucking sounds of pleasure*fuck his mouth, lick him, lick his feet, kiss his feet, kiss him, kiss his toes, fuck his throat, fucking his nose, fuck his ears, fuck his face, fuck his asshole, fuck his mouth, fuck his head, fuck his neck, swallow his dick, fuck his cock, fuck his ass, suck his dick, dick his mouth, lick him, lick him, lick him, bite his ass cheeks, mouth his dick, lips his dick, lick him, lick him, lick him, bite his ass cheeks, mouth his dick, lips his dong, lick him, lips his dick, lick him, lick him, lick him, bite his ass cheeks, mouth his dick, lips his dick, lips his dong, lick him, lips his dick, lick him, lick him, lick his ass cheeks, headhis dick*deep throat. You know what? What am I talking about?! I'll go ahead and add something about what makes an amazing blowjob. First of all, you should know what I am talking about here. I just love mouth fuck. I love mouth fucking the way lips kiss, and tongue lick the way tongue caress the throat, and mouth fucking the way lips dig down the throat. And when a girl sucks

well then

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers.

I asked him one last time: What do we do?

"What does it matter?"

If he had talked to us, he would have told us: 'It sucks; you're all stuck in your jobs and the city is getting worse. Get up and do something about it. Don't let this shit turn into a downward spiral.'

We would have gotten up, went to the bank, and paid the electric bill.

But if the people in the room didn't know, they would know the truth: They were fucked.

I'd been looking forward to getting back into a routine. A boring, routine work-week. But that was never going to happen.

I started seeing an older version of myself in people who did have jobs.

"I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR."

"Do you actually want to see me squirm like that, sir? Do you actually want to see her face turn red? Do you want to see me yell this at the top of my lungs? Do you wanna see it all turn into one long, sickeningly sweet scream?"

Omega sighed loudly in annoyance after finishing his sentence, and then started down the hallway once again – heading for the exit. As he passed the exit, he looked back up – the entire place was full of EXCELSIOR.

"Hey, look at me! I've found a perfect spot to squirm! I've proven you wrong, boys. It's all mine, even my own body. You'll see that next time you ask. When I'm done, you're gonna laugh right through me. I can't stand for this anymore, boys. I'm sorry."

"Hey! Stop laughing," said Pawn, holding his arm up in a defensive gesture after he was hit by the punch. "You can laugh. When it is over, you will be the ones with him who laughed."

Omega looked around at them all; everyone was going through the same feeling.

fuck his mouth, lick him, lick his feet, kiss his feet, kiss him, kiss his toes, fuck his throat, fucking his nose, fuck his ears, fuck his face, fuck his asshole, fuck his mouth, fuck his head, fuck his neck, swallow his dick, fuck his cock, fuck his ass, suck his dick, dick his mouth, lick him, lic

dont tell me wutang couldnt get this bouncin

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur back to the tent
The dinosaur wakes up in the tent
The dinosaur wants some sand
But no one comes
Everybody starts banging on my tent
The dinosaur makes up a story
We all agree that the dinosaur needs some sand
So we come back and take his tent all of us
We make the dinosaur breakfast
They eat his meal!
And then one of us wants to go to the beach later
The other two go swimming in the lake
And then we all go to bed and watch a movie
We can call it a day!
But at 11am I see the sunrise
In the middle of the night I see a man on the beach, I feel sick, I think he must be the one that did the dinosaur. My thoughts start to race, what's this?
I sit down and open up my tablet
I pull out my cell phone and try to call my father But I get dropped The caller is dead! And I realize it was only an angel. And now I know it was a monster, I know the angel in the other room is just another angel. I realize now that I really want to know what it is this demon was talking about. I know it's not good to go for so many missions, I have to keep my distance.
The two of us go

Flintstones
Meet the Flintstones
They're a children's movie about a band of misfits from Detroit who try to raise their friends by themselves.
Their motto is the following: "A whole lot of fun!" The children are all orphans; they try to get along to gain a level of trust from their families. It's the kind of thing kids do all over the world!
One of the children is named Fred Flintstone. He's a guy named Fred Flintstone. Well, he's kind of like us here. He thinks the world revolves around him, and people do not like him when he is not right, but there is the possibility that he might be right, if he wants.
He believes he is a good person, and that he has just started in life! He is a genius, and he has got a beautiful young wife named Betty who is in love with somebody named Carl, whom he does not know and he calls it Mister Flint.
He has come back from an accident, and in exchange for working at a local auto parts factory, he gets paid $200 to do his job, which of course he doesn't like.
While cleaning up some old junk in Michigan, he finds a piece of metal, which becomes his mother's love in life, Betty. After hearing about it from the dentist, he takes it back home and starts

Melt Banana (no baking required) -1 scoop cream cheese -1/2 cup granular Splenda -1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract -1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice Juice From Blueberry
Chocolate Chip Cookies With Vanilla Beans In a food processor or blender , process until smooth and almost watery (if you want a bit of cream, add a couple more drops of cream cheese ). Remove from food processor and allow to cool , stirring occasionally . Preheat oven to 350 degrees . In a medium bowl , mix together all the ingredients except the vanilla. Add into a large bowl with the egg white, granulated Splenda and vanilla extract. Spoon into 3-inch springform tins. Sprinkle with the chocolate chips. Bake for 23 to 26 minutes or until golden, firm to the touch. Cool on a wire rack before transferring to a wire cooling rack to cool completely, remove from the tins and allow to cool completely
Apple Cinnamon Buns With Vanilla Marshmallow In a medium bowl , combine all ingredients except the vanilla. Using a wooden spoon , spoon apples into an 9 x 13 inch muffin pan with the edges of the pan covered with foil. Allow to cool completely on the pan. Cover with foil if the pan seems too small. The batter will look thick

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

Mmm~ Mmm, so tasty.

Soup of Rice ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

The rice was delicious.

Soup of Rice & Tomato ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

I should eat this.

Fresh Eggplant ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

And the eggplant was delicious.

Baked Eggs ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

You know the eggplant was good, right?

Pumpkin Pie ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

The potato pie was good too.

Gourmet Meat ~~~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

There was also delicious meat in it.

Dessert ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

What is wrong with bread?

Arugula Raccoon Pie ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

This pie was too good!

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

There was also good meat in it.

Themes ~

Arugula Raccoon ~~~

What are you doing,

refreshing this thread fills me with anxiety at all the new posts followed inevitably by awe and wonder

Crazy that all this text is being generated on a version of the model with 345 million parameters, while they haven't released the version with 1.5 billion parameters. I've messed around with the smaller 117 million parameter version, and the 345M one is dramatically better at creating realistic text, so I'm kind of dying to see what the output of the 1.5B model looks like!

they shld stop developing now to lock in the funny

I just snarfed tea at the flintstones^

I can’t stop. I’ve been feeding it hamlet and jabberwocky (with which it returned nonsense in old English) and fragments of song lyrics I’ve been stuck on and

Dream, dream dream dream
Dream, dream dream dream
When I want you
Oh dream dream, dream dream dream
When I want you I wanna do it
When I want you I gonna do it
But it's all dream
The dream is just there,
I can't wake up and it's dead because there's no one for me to do it
Trying to wake me up is like sleeping on a cold summer day and you've decided to wake me up by banging a stick on my head
That's my job, to have my own dream
My dream comes with the dreamer, I can't wake up, and I can't sleep, not on my own. So I sleep in a dreamland, in my dream world (which is only my dream. But my dream world is my dream so don't tell anyone). When I wake up I wake up with a new look and feel and memory and new experiences every day, because that was what life in my dreams was built on
Sometimes when I wake up I feel like I'm at an amusement park for the second time in my life
I got sick and I just get up and drive around in my old car (which I'm not allowed to see the pictures of because I don't like them, which is another reason why I am addicted to them, it's

Missy Elliott - A.M.

2. I.D - I Want You Back (Prod. by Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields vs. The Rapper & Jhene Aiko)

3. Conehead - In The Light (feat. Trina Scopp)

4. Zodiac - My Heart And Mind (feat. Jhene Aiko)

5. John Newman – What You Need (Album Version)

6. A$AP Rocky - Run On By (Lil Xzibit & M. Loomis Remix)

7. Stereophonics - Don't Take The Money (Live)

8. Flux Pavilion - Get Together (Prod. by Jhene Aiko, Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields vs. Riff Raff)

9. Z-RO - One Night Stand (Prod. by Giorgio Moroder & Kevin Shields)

10. Tove Lo - Say My Name (Prod. by VINES, Tame Impala, Jhene Aiko & Kevin Shields)

11. Frank Ocean - Paradise (Live) featuring Calvin Harris

12. Tiesto & Calvin Harris & Tove Lo x M. Loomis

13. John Newman - The Harder I Fall

Vaporwave is the name of a popular music genre, popularized in 2000 by David Byrne & friends. They have many releases and many albums, making it a very popular genre. They have bands like Dancing To The Music aka Ella & Friends, as well as popular bands like GWAR & The Barenaked Ladies. And, there is such a thing as a Vaporwave festival, that is held all over the world. There is one big thing they don't have to play during a Vaporwave festival. It's not a dance party. The actual Vaporwave festival doesn't happen until you have the music ready. The Vapers are invited to come out and join in for a party. The Vapers come out that night in a large crowd that is mostly vaporwave fans. The music is awesome, and there is the usual vaporwave music to be heard. The only problem is that it's very hard to play in Vaperistan, as everyone is so hung up on the name of the music.
All right, let's get to the good stuff!

checks out

omg

There's now a subreddit that's populated entirely by neural nets who are themselves simulating other subreddits.

They're sometimes kind to each other, sometimes awful, and they keep trying to ban each other's posts.https://t.co/Xv0WVNrw00 pic.twitter.com/NMfoVp9pms

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) June 5, 2019

OPHELIA

You are merry, my lord.

HAMLET

Who, I?

OPHELIA

Ay, my lord.

HAMLET

And so I beg your pardon, my lady.

OPHELIA

My lord, why do you laugh when I tell you that you were a fool in my eyes, I do tell you.

HAMLET

Why?

OPHELIA

To deceive you in the best way I could, you must bear patiently my words: I am your Lord, my Lord! Come, my lord.

HAMLET

You're my lord?

OPHELIA

Yes, you are, my lord.

HAMLET

To whom?

OPHELIA

I beg your pardon, my lord! you are your lord, I, your Lady. What have you to do with it?

HAMLET

I do not know!

OPHELIA

I will tell you what you should do this very minute, and then my husband'll have you, and no more, that's fine, but you must love me! That is good enough.

HAMLET

How old are you?

OPHELIA

I am assuming Ophelia's next line would have been "THIRD BASE"

Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: ????

Abbott: He says What's it is?

Costello: Is It Who's on third, I Don't Know's on second is it?

Abbott: Who's on first? Where's he on first? That's it. Is it Who?

Costello: Who's first? Did you just ask me?

Abbott: Yes, what's it is? Who's first? What's it is? Who's? So ask me that.