To be a great artist is not a straight line towards the moon! And no, that doesn't mean it looks like the sun. To be a great artist is not simply a matter of putting a square before an even square. It's about putting the square in a square so much so that the square's center is not in any particular diagonal or even line. It's about putting any center square above any center other than the center itself.Now I'm not suggesting that you must be an absolute genius to put each square on their own line.It's that, with enough creative practice, you find a way to put one, two, three, five, or even many of these squares in a line to ensure that each box has the center (with each box having the line and center being adjacent to each other).Just don't mistake that for the truth, or I could be doing something completely different. I could be doing something completely different if I try and teach you exactly what I've been doing and you don't understand it.The truth is, I've already taught you about how to put a line or a line above an even line. If you haven't learned yet how the box itself does this, then go back to where you learned it and start again. If you start back at the beginning, you'll learn more.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)
i tried seeding it with if but 9 times out of 10 it came out with something completely coherent, plausible, and lol free.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:11 (seven years ago)
No more lolling around or jumping up and downs to buy some meat or a snack, because I am already starving. At this pace, my body doesn't have the time for any more hunger, and I'll be back in an hour or two. I can always eat before bed again, so I've decided to go for an early night. I can easily go back to working today but I'm really looking forward to coming back to the office tomorrow. I have the office so I don't have to be up all night every day... The last thing I need to worry about at the office right now is a job interview for tomorrow. I'll just leave my work computer there and just work... My first thought is to just take it with me. I know I'm not in the mood, so I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure what it is that gives me the urge to get home even though I know it's completely un-neccessary, but... Oh, God! The alarm goes off. No, really, it was the worst call of all time. I didn't know... I woke up with a horrible hangover. I think I'll just get some sleep today and get back to work. I need to work for two hours tomorrow, and then I'll be ready for the interview. There's a reason we don't let people sleep in the
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― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:30 (seven years ago)
What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?
Alfred Hitchcock.
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this is an old Henri-Georges Clouzot joke, loses some of its punch in translation
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:10 (seven years ago)
How does it go?
― mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (seven years ago)
just like that but in french
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (seven years ago)
10 creative ASMR triggers:
1. Smacking your cock into a pillow with both hands is so satisfying that you're already thinking of more ASMR triggers, and while you've begun, chances are you are also thinking of all the other types of ASMR triggers you already know about (I've had some of those as well, but this is the best).
2. The sound and texture of your clit, the soft feeling of your clit against your face, the sound and rhythm of your clit rubbing you against the pillow/back, the subtle rhythmic sounds of your clit against your face...you won't be able to resist! You don't want to stop, because that would be lame of you.
3. The noises your clit makes in your ear as you stroke it with your fingers, the clit vibration as you pull away from your body for just a moment, the slight "chuck" of your clit moving against your tongue, the soft rhythmic "crack" of your clit as it presses against your jaw, the soft rhythmic "crack" of your clit as it presses against your nose, the gentle friction of your clit, the soft rhythmic whiplash of your clit slapping against your cheeks...you might as well be in a dance or something in which you're doing an actual
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:19 (seven years ago)
10 best ASMR triggers:
1. Tapping Your Nite Owl's Ass
2. The Sound of a Fuzzy Cat
3. Mumbling in the White Room
4. An Extra Handful of Chocolates
5. Taking Your Daughter Over the Edge
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:27 (seven years ago)
Banksy's latest work is a graffiti piece, titled "Danger," on the side of a bus in central London. The piece was created after several buses were vandalized and vandalized again, and Banksy came up with the idea to make the graffiti more sinister than any of the previous ones. The graffiti looks exactly like Banksy's street art. But it is just a big bus, with a huge black sign that reads: Do Not Touch This Bus, in reference to the attacks of September 11th on New York and on September the 6th in London.
What is your reaction to this Banksy work for this bus?
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:44 (seven years ago)
One of Banksy's most controversial pieces is the painting "The Body," which depicts a woman naked in a hospital bed, surrounded by "hordes" of police officers and hospital staff who have their phones out so they can communicate with each other. Banksy wrote that the image "reflects the violence of state repression, where the body has always been a tool in the political arena, and it was therefore useful to document its violation."
But he also thinks the painting makes a good metaphor for the United States, with its "military-industrial complex," and "war profiteering," which causes widespread social and psychological harm. "This is where the image started, when a woman's body gives way to an army of cops," Banksy recently said, and "this has remained our world today."
It's worth considering his statement, then: We are in a world where mass violence and violence against the person—which is why the police are so important—has become so widespread and normalized. The Occupy movement inspired Banksy to "find places of refuge" in a large number of U.S. cities that had become "haunted by the police."
The art critic, who has exhibited around the world with his recent solo shows, has been called "the most talented contemporary artist of his generation." He's won many awards; in 2013, his mural "
Beware...beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys. Puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware, take care....beware! Beware. The dragon that is looking for some tasty fish. He's not looking for you, you. He's only looking for your baby boy, that little pink thing that lives in your belly button, and that tiny little green dragon. It's up to you, baby. Don't give up. It's your destiny. Take care. There is only so much of you you can bear. When a baby steps into your body, your body can take it in. No one has the right to try to take it away. You are a part of me, baby. You are one with me, and this little pink thing lives with you. Your heart, is a part of me, and it carries with it every little thing about you. Be a part of my dream life, so that when the time comes I won't have to fight you every step of the way. When you are happy, you may laugh, and I will laugh along with you, because I can. And when you become sad, I will cry...a lot. That's because grief is a process that involves some kind of emotional release, in which time you're happy and content.
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:23 (seven years ago)
On Thursday, voters in Peterborough will take part in one of the most intriguing parliamentary byelections in recent memory. The constituency saw a knife-edge duel between Labour and the Conservatives at the 2017 general election and at last month’s European poll, 38% of voters in the city backed the Brexit party. A first seat in the House of Commons for Nigel Farage’s party is a distinct possibility. If that happens, it will send tremors through middle England, of which Peterborough is typical in many ways, not just geographically.
The party which dominates Peterborough-upon-Avon is Ukip, the party of the English language, of the English media, the English political class and Ukip politicians themselves. The party will be fighting to extend Ukip's electoral reach in Britain. The party is set up to win the support of working-class English voters who, like the country's middle classes, have been losing out to the increasingly diverse mix of ethnicities, regions, and national backgrounds which inhabit the city. The party has been described by the Guardian as "a cross between Ukip and the Tories — albeit a far more attractive one."
Nigel Farage's Ukip is the most openly xenophobic of the political parties, often described as a neo-Nazi party, a racist party, and by the Guardian as the most dangerous in Britain. At present, Farage is
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:29 (seven years ago)
This one isn't amazing, but I enjoyed this - "Ukip, the party of the English language, of the English media, the English political class and Ukip politicians themselves."
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:30 (seven years ago)
Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.
Thor: In that case, I would ask if I should accept your destiny. Would you like your life to end at my disposal? It's up to you.
Tiamat: I do not accept your fate. So if the answer is no, I will give up my life now to save yours, which I will do in the greatest moment possible.
I'll have to admit that I was just watching you all the way through. And I'm glad you came to agree with me. Now why stop and listen to me?
I want you to think what's going on with these guys. It'll help you see how this will end.
I don't want to hurt you. No matter how much you tell me not to, I'm so close to dying with you.
Thor: I know. I'm fine. No other choice.
Tiamat: I'll accept your fate. I'll live. Just one moment.
A few things need to be said for the
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 01:59 (seven years ago)
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― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:24 (seven years ago)
Just take those old records off the shelf, I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.
That's what happened after that. And that's what was happening to me.
"A few days later, with that new record in hand, it became obvious that this was my time. And once I knew this, it was time to take the next step in becoming able to listen to music on an equal level as I am enjoying it. I stopped feeling ashamed of owning a copy that wasn't up to scratch.
"That's how the idea of 'equal time' really started to spread through the club world."
He continued: "After that it was a matter of time until it really took hold, so it's only fair to say that the entire music industry would soon follow suit.
"You could hear the beginnings, and now it is almost completely embraced by the public.
Media playback is unsupported on your device Media caption "A whole world is waiting to hear how our music can change their lives"
"The more we use our music, the safer it is for the people around us as well as our musical peers.
"What we've seen from the beginning is music that has been created for equal time - a world in music in which the listener is equally able to create, hear and enjoy music. It is
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:31 (seven years ago)
^karaoke always gets those lyrics wrong, glad to see Transformer knows what up
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:41 (seven years ago)
Chorus
U can't touch this
Verse
My music hits meSo hardMakes me say
I'm gonna kill your wife
(You know I love you)
(I'm going on a rampage) (And I don't think I'm done with you)
I wanna kill your kids
(Chorus)
I know you're gonna have a hard-on every minute of every day
You probably never have a girlfriend
My music hits me
So hard
Makes me say
I'll hit you if I can
Writer(s): NICK MELTON, DAVID POGGETT, BRANDON GARLAND, DAVID THORNLEY, RONALD RUBNER, CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, KIERON GILBERT, STEVE BRENNANI
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:42 (seven years ago)
lollll
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 11:40 (seven years ago)
Quantum of Solace (2008)
Bond uncovers a plot between Greene and an exiled Bolivian General, Medrano, to put Medrano in power in Bolivia while Quantum are given a monopoly to run the water supply to the country. Bond ascertains Quantum are damming Bolivia's supply of fresh water to force the price up. Bond attacks the hotel where Greene and Medrano are finalising their plans and leaves Greene stranded in the desert with only a tin of engine oil to drink. Bond then finds Vesper Lynd's former lover and member of Quantum, Yusef Kabira. Bond discovers the plot has been put on by Medrano, who wants to get rid of Bond and his team by any means necessary. Bond and his team arrive at the location and rescue Medrano from being arrested by Bolivia's water company. Bond, Yusef and Vesper then escape from the mountains to escape from Medrano and prevent Quantal from gaining the monopoly. Bond is then shown a hologram of Kovar's head which he interprets as her father, and a hologram of Kabira, to demonstrate this. Bond then leaves the planet with Vesper to try and save her father.
The Usurper (2006)
When Bond is sent by Kovar to protect a woman from being kidnapped by her brother's mob, he is able to
― Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:47 (seven years ago)
Couldn't leave this one hanging, so fed the start of The Usurper's plot back in:
When Bond is sent by Kovar to protect a woman from being kidnapped by her brother's mob, he is able to track down and capture the perpetrator himself. As the fight begins, the man tries to blow up Bond, but Bond is able to save him and make his escape. (Although Bond, still alive, escapes and arrives just after the bomb explodes.)
"Hush, Hush" (2006)
James Bond does not have a secret about his identity (at least not yet!). As James Bond's secret continues to expand, his new wife, Marlene Dietrich, offers to help with his investigations. (One of the few things we don't know about the Bond movies is if dietrich ever met the fictional spy as Bond.)
"Moonraker" (2006)
This one is pretty much the definitive portrayal of James Bond, but in real life he wasn't quite so much a 007. We know that he is a master of disguise, but he wasn't always so. Bond got his identity when he faked his own death during one of his missions by making himself invisible. It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone.
― Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:48 (seven years ago)
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vitalTo rock (A rhyme), that's right (On time)It's Tricky to do (The trick is)We didn't make it through the day aliveOn the last day to live,You ain't got to say I did. (The trick is)Ain't nobody got time to say I didn't. (The trick is)I'm just a guy, in the end. (He was really, really, really mad at you)I'm gonna kill you soon ,I'm gonna kill you now!Terrified we'll lose everyone ,The kids, the kids, (The kids, the kids)Terrified we'll lose everyone, (the kids), our kidsHe told his whole family ,But she was his reason. (The trick is)I'm in the army now, now I guess you know the story. (It's very funny!)I heard this guy was born in a coal mineThat started a thousand problems, all the way back,That's why we did it in the middle of a blizzard .But it's so cool, it still feels like home .There're things no matter when I come backSo no reason to think twice about what's on the other side of
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:54 (seven years ago)
It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone.
actual lol
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:55 (seven years ago)
I want to hear that ringtone so badly
― Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:56 (seven years ago)
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guys who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said, "This is not OK this is how you guys make friends." [laughing]So I tried to make it up to them, but then I got beat for no good reasonsSo I got caught, tried to prove my loyaltyBut I don't really like fightin' so I've never been in oneSo I just try to figure it out ifThe man was in a gang like you're supposed to be. [laughing]So I'm like, hey I got some questionsWhy am I up to no good? So I askWho gave him the gun?And the answer was this old ladyI was like, you know how I said you never fight if someone wants you toWhen I
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 June 2019 13:00 (seven years ago)
This one is pretty much the definitive portrayal of James Bond, but in real life he wasn't quite so much a 007. We know that he is a master of disguise, but he wasn't always so. Bond got his identity when he faked his own death during one of his missions by making himself invisible. It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone. This makes him even more dangerous to society than his original 007.
2. James Bond (1963)
This is our first "real" Bond movie, but before that he played a few fictional characters we knew and loved. He's the reason we've come to love the fictional character Jack Bauer. It may even be as interesting of a comparison as what makes "The Third Man" such a great movie. The fact is, James Bond doesn't wear a black coat, he wore black underwear, a black suit, and a plain black shirt.
1. The First Man (1928)
The First Man has the distinction of being Bond's closest rival from previous decades because of his lack of real ability. We don't know anything about where he came from, or what brought him to be able to operate such advanced techn
― Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 13:01 (seven years ago)
Country roads, take me homeTo the place I belongWest Virginia, mountain mamaTake me home, I want nothingBut to be close to youI don't get home often,I'm pretty damn tired of being in the sunI'm a bad motherfuckerAnd I hate every single one of your sonsYou know what I'm saying?I'm going to kill 'em allI don't hate everybody, but I feel that none of you areYour sons make me happy, or do I?All four you kill me, you should really seeA world of your own, I know what I'm saying?YeahI hate your sons,But no one ever asks whySo give me the right to say I hate youI'm going to kill 'em allI don't hate everybody, but I feel the sameYou guys are pathetic, I hate your gutsI hate every single one of your sonsSo let me tell you what I hate your guts'cause I don't hate anybodyI know what I'm saying?Hates every goddamn one of them!
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 June 2019 13:02 (seven years ago)
I can't stop now
Why does it keep leaving me hanging?1. The First Man (1928)
The First Man has the distinction of being Bond's closest rival from previous decades because of his lack of real ability. We don't know anything about where he came from, or what brought him to be able to operate such advanced technomancy for so long. However, the fact exists that he comes to England early to take part in its first manned trip. His name was Joseph Lasky, and he is played by John Barrymore.
A member of the Resistance, Lasky is also a highly decorated naval aviator and pilot, and one of the most charismatic and charismatic men alive. Lasky's arrival as the First Man (after a series of events in the film) leads to him meeting James Bond, now played by Pierce Brosnan, and the film's titular first-time villain, Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
For those of you not familiar with Blofeld by now, he is the Nazi's best-known henchman. However, his true identity is ultimately revealed in The Day the Earth Stood Still.
As a kid, Blofeld has been trained by Blofeld's assistant, the doctor Guglielmo Marconi, in a technique called "Bondage Magic," which lets him control or manipulate the body of a
― Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 13:02 (seven years ago)
She said, "This is not OK this is how you guys make friends." (laughing)So I tried to make it up to them, but then I got beat for no good reasons
Dying
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:44 (seven years ago)
Come closer and seeSee into the trees Find the girlIf you canHere come the wind
That's my daughter's name 'cause I said, "I am very sorry, I know my daughter was wrong" - "She's gone now - but she'll be back!"
'Cause there we been a very long time but I've been thinking how I want to be my daughter's father when I am born, -"and I would love you to be your little brother's brother - so close - because I love you, my sister's brother - no matter where he is, - And I want you too - when I say to me, - "It's so good to be there" - "Oh yes, please, don't stay away" - "Please, keep your distance" - please - "We can do lots together - because you are my sister, and I can never forgive you - but I would love you too. - It seems like a bit of a waste - 'cause there is no love with me."
They did it just right, right?
Now we have no regrets,
A lot has happened, but now we must try
Because we need you in our life, for you are my sister's brother - it seems that you have been born - but she didn't
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:46 (seven years ago)
I got 99 problems but
I'm still going to
do them all
and I'll only
get 98
outright and I'm gonna do them
so we get 98
straight,
99 straight."
(It's my job to explain to the young girl that if we don't pay her she doesn't matter what happens to us. I told her that as I'm trying to make them as pain-free as possible they might have to quit or they won't buy the cigarettes. They would be afraid to take this chance to quit. We never do smoke with anyone younger than 12 but if one kid did we'd have to let her down the first time. We never smoke any tobacco and I've never smoked anything on my body and there's nothing weird about it either. I'm not saying she's right but it's true.)
At first they couldn't believe what I had told them. I took her to a shop and they tried on a large and it was only the first piece you see when you visit. She got hooked on smoking. I was always told by the children that if you're not paying them well you're never going to pay them well and I still believe that.
At one point I tried to push an older couple into tobacco use but my parents told me not to do it. That's
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:48 (seven years ago)
Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimbal in the wabeWer wan to haue stynge a yonge vauntAnd so the vyme, for tode and forto they go;To toute their bignesse as in that tyme we areTale to drewe a seuey and a wan oneThat did thre vauntie and vayre; he wootThe vintyne that in that styme he seide,"Vauntie, wot thou be to myght?Wet were a vyte vayre to me myght; I wootA vauntie wyse that I maken the day,And maked hir a yonge aventureThat is gomme yvere and yonge yote;Welcom he did hem thawe, therfore he seide no wordOf the makynue, or the time of it;For thaynges wol honde a manWorth hir to yow, and for his makenynues!"His stamen did be y-wight of hir,But then he neuer hondide; thus he
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:58 (seven years ago)
:o
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:58 (seven years ago)
One million, two million, three million, fourIn eighteen months, eighty million moreNow add that number up with the one I said beforeYou are now looking at one smart black boyMomma ain't raised no foolPut me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worthMotherfucker, I, will, not, loseI sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hellI am a hustler baby, I'll sell gasI need a job, my mom said I will soonIf you keep this money I won't be afraid of what I'll do with itOh, look, I'm wearing my baby blue pajamas, the shirt is my ownFifty thousand dollars, thirty thousand dollarsI'm a hustler, let me make that last oneBut don't come into my house, I'm still a hustlerFifty thousand dollars, fifty thousand dollarsI'm a hustler baby, let me make that last oneBut don't come into my house, I'm still a hustlerI'm just a friend, motherfucker I'll beat that house downWhen I come back home, you better look outI sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell (The song ends with a guitar riff)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:00 (seven years ago)
One million, two million, three million, fourIn eighteen months, eighty million moreNow add that number up with the one I said beforeYou are now looking at one smart black boyMomma ain't raised no foolPut me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worthMotherfucker, I, will, not, loseI sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hellI am a hustler baby, I'll sell dirt, I sell shit to sellI've been a mule, a cobbler, a thief, a thiefI am a gang member to the hilt, I am a rap artist, a thug.Momma ain't raised no foolPut me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worthI sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hellI am a hustler baby, I'll sell dirt, I sell shit to sellI've been a mule, a cobbler, a thief, a thiefMomma ain't raised no foolPut me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worthMotherfucker, I, will, not, lose
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:01 (seven years ago)
Slayer Album Discography
Show No Mercy (1983)Haunting the Chapel (1984)Live Undead (1984)Hell Awaits (1985)Falling In Heaven (1989)Hookers in Harlem (1990)Filled with Confusion (1995)Gone Bad (2003)Living Dead (2003)No Good (2005)Never Mind (2007)Rock N Roll Heaven (2008)Rock N Roll Hell (2009)
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:22 (seven years ago)
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutesFive hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dearFive hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutesHow do you measure, measure a year?
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― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:23 (seven years ago)
I don't know why I am chuckling so much at that but I am
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:25 (seven years ago)
Deborah was a Catholic girlShe held out till the bitter endCarla was a different typeShe's the one who put it in writingShe's the one that put it on paperI won't let her see me beat youAll she had to do was say helloI'll say 'how is it' and then I'd put on her bootsOh she would laugh at themShe didn't say thank youI'm never telling the jokeWe say 'I bet you think you're smarter than that'And we're rightShe didn't like me in school when I was a teenagerShe'd be like, 'Why are you staring at my shoes?'And she'd stare at me too many timesAnd I'd be like, why am I staring at the shoes'Cause the shoes don't workIt's my shoes!She was in a group like I amI didn't go anywhereI felt like I was the one in the roomYou'd ask me, why are you going out on the town with me?Why you going out with me?!I thought, what the fuck do you know about fashion?I'd always tell the truth like a good good ladyIt wasn't the clothes that I got itI just thought I'm cool with what that type of clothing
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:28 (seven years ago)
Xpost Rent if written by Rush
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:28 (seven years ago)
xp maybe, like me, you are picturing Jesse L. Martin running through that litany of numbers
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:29 (seven years ago)
I'm like, "Rent as a musical is terrible but the 'Seasons of Love' remix is LIT"
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:30 (seven years ago)
He told me he built a time machineLike the one in a film I've seenYeah, yeahHe said, "I've been to the year 3000Not much has changedBut they lived underwaterAnd your great, great, great granddaughter was a virgin in those daysBut like the one in a film I've seen She lived happily in a time machine in this centuryThe great, great, great grandfather, she had sex in that tubeIn that tube And now they all diedWith what? With just that?I'll say anything, any stupid thing that comes to mind! What else might we have missed?Thanks in advance.If this blog has caused you grief, please forgive myself. I'm just not that keen on discussing this. Sorry. Also, it's the only time that this blog will be published again. If you have an idea for an upcoming post, I'd love for you to send me an e-mail and I'll respond. Thank you so much!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:30 (seven years ago)
Do you guys know what I did to get in here? I taped Larry Lester’s buns together. Yeah, you know him? Well then, you know how hairy he is, right? Well, when they pulled the tape off, he was pretty happy about it. This guy is a great guy, so he did all the right things. But, I was like, Dude, you shouldn't be hanging around here. So I put a camera out, and I said, 'Hey, you want to make a movie?'"
Cameron says his crew had a lot of issues with the location and location-side, where they had to be careful about what would go on a set and how to handle things in order to not upset the director or crew. So they built a lot of props out a truck. "So, you gotta be careful when you go to the set to be able to be able to hold a light," he says. "And the way the lights are going, we had to get there and just get our lights into it."
We talk about the process in the first film's third act, which was actually filmed in the same location, called, appropriately, The Burnt Ground. The Burnt Ground is located in a place called Hatteras.
Cameron says the location would give him plenty of options for the way the film would
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)
BENDERHere's my impression of life at bigBri's house...(in a loud and friendly voice)Son!(in a kiddie voice)Yeah Dad?
WANTED
FAST FURTHER BODIES!
-A dog.
-A boy.
-Two girls.
-A cat.
-A man who is old and wears
a bow tie.
-A small boat.
-Two cats.
THE END
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:39 (seven years ago)
Mack Maine ghostwrite this?
With so much drama in the LBCIt's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-G-GBut I, somehow, somewayKeep it up Snoop d-o-g-gMy name is Snoop D.O.G.G.And I'm Snoop D.O.G.G.Snoop I don't likeBut, I, somehow, somewayKeep it up Snoop d-o-g-gMy name is Snoop D.O.G.G.And I'm Snoop D.O.G.G.This song is about Snoop D-O-G-G, who gets all hot and bothered with what others think of him, which has led to this whole mess.So yeah, that's it for this week. I hope you enjoyed it. See you next week!
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:44 (seven years ago)
The great, great, great grandfather, she had sex in that tubeIn that tube And now they all died
Hot Tub Time Machine got dark
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:46 (seven years ago)
I'm Gudda GuddaI put her underI see me with her, no Stevie WonderShe don't even wonder, cause she know she badCumming on you, she know she badOh, that I can see you with the moonYou can see me with the moon, babyOh, and she know she bad, cause she know she badOh, that I can see you, babyOh, I'm Gudda GuddaI put her underI hear your baby cryCumming on her, she know she badOh, that I can see you with the moonOh, and she know she bad, cause she know she bad(repeat three times)She don't even wonder, cause she know she badCumming on you, she know she badOh, it's so good, babyAnd you know, you know, 'Cause she know she goodCumming on you, and you know that she badYou know that she badOh, that's good, babyOh, that I can see you with the moonOh, and you know, you know, 'Cause she know she goodOh, that's good, baby
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:49 (seven years ago)
I'm going down down baby your street in a Range RoverStreet sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it goShimmy shimmy cocoa whatListen to it poundLight it up and take a puff, pass it to me now
Who say pretty boys can't be good for girls like thisI wanna know how it feels on a pretty girl's titsPounding, pounding, poundingI wanna feel your thick muscles, ohMy big balls squeeze mine like a champIt was nice to see youI know you like it when I strokeSo make a sound, a moan or tell me what it isOh you want me to lick your fingersOh I could never do that with you girlIf I wasn't sureBut I guess I couldIt's not a big deal, the smell is all youDon't think you need to be worriedIt's just a matter of timeTired of being watchedAnd this isn't the first timeIt's been so long I'm sure you noticed I've been playing around in your roomIt's nice just to have some time to myselfI've been rubbing my dick to warm up the bedDon't think I haven't been getting you wetYou've been rubbing your dick to warm up the bedYou've been running
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:50 (seven years ago)
Their Satanic Majesty's Request (1967)Beggars Banquet (1968)Let It Bleed (1969)Sticky Fingers (1971)Exile on Main St. (1972)Goats Head Soup (1973)Papal Spanking (1974)Worse Than the Dead (1975)The Hanged Man (1976)The Devil's Hand (1977)The Last Word (1978)The Wailing (1979)A Visit from Heaven (1980)I Walk The Earth (1979)A Touch of Evil (1980)Hell to Pay (1981)I See Stars (1982)The Last Word (1983)You Better Run (1984)Toxic Women (1985)In Your Heart You Have Seen The Light (1986)In Your Life You Have Seen The Day (1987)The Last Words (1988)We Are All Just Children (1989)Hell House (1990)You're On Drugs (1991)We Know What We're Doing (1992)All Over Me (1993)The Man Who Sold the World (1994)The End of History (1995)There Goes America (1996)Death Comes for Us (1996)Wet Dreams (1998)Miserable Wives' Nights (1999)
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:53 (seven years ago)