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bloated, big bag of bloatation – drunk
bound-and-hagged – staying home on Friday or Saturday night
cob nobbler – loser
dish – desirable guy
fuzz – heavy wool sweaters
harsh realm – bummer

hornier territory – unruly
nagging questions – "how much of a bitch did you have to be for this?!"
stubborn, hunchback – drunk
unfortunate events – getting stuck in traffic, taking a wrong turn
bitter-eyed, bitter-eyed – a bad mood
meltdown – bad feeling
lucky charm – a feeling of success
coddled, chipped-off – living in a nice apartment
narrow-minded, uncouth – being in school or college
haughty, obnoxious – being in a group of people who are really mean
whip – having sexual relations (usually during sex)
stuffy, stiff upper lip – a good smile
naked – wearing clothes.
gift – a nice gift to your parents.
loudmouth – talking too much
flamboyant – arrogant
drunk – drunk and belligerent
wet-headed, blubbering – losing everything
sucking – making a mess of something
pissed – having your nose rubbed

me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

Baldrick: “I have a plan, sir.”
Blackadder: “Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?”

Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as a rogue of Shakespeare’s own creation?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as an assassin dressed as a detective?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.“
[The actor then takes the lead. The pair have to make a choice between the two. If they choose "Cunning" it gives Blackadder the option to kill Baldrick, leaving the other choices open. Blackadder then takes the last option - to cut down the snake, which cuts into his liver. A final sequence reveals a scene with a cut-out of Baldrick who has been taken to hospital with a heart attack. The camera then zooms out on the actor performing his turn as the audience watches the actor fall to the floor.]
[Blackadder is then joined by another actor who is called in to appear with him at

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

naked - wearing clothes.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil.
6 slices bacon.
3 pounds lean stewing beef cut into 2-inch cubes.
Salt and pepper.
2 carrots sliced.
10-12 small pearl onions OR 1 small white onion diced.
8 ounce mushrooms sliced.
2 cups red wine young and full-bodied (like Beaujolais, Cotes du Rhone or Burgundy)

½ cup water (about 2 quarts, enough if you need a lot of it to bring up the liquid)
2 tablespoons butter. You don't need to add it right away.

Pour some of the vegetable broth into the bowl of a food processor or blender. Pulse until all of the fat and water have evaporated and the soup comes up with a nice, fluffy consistency.

Add the rest of the vegetable broth in the same mixing bowl.

Add the onions and mushrooms. Saute for a few minutes over medium heat, until well-browned. If you don't have room in your kitchen for lots of onions and mushrooms, then cut them into pieces and toss them in a bowl of water.

Stir in the beef bouillon cube and a cup or two of water that has been added to the pot. Bring to a boil and then lower heat and simmer over medium heat, stirring occasionally for 20-30 minutes, or until the beef

flopson, Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

Different bonus tracks depending on your region:
1. "Cherry-Coloured Funk"
2. "Pitch the Baby"
3. "Iceblink Luck"
4. "Fifty-Fifty Clown"
5. "Heaven or Las Vegas"
6. "I Wear Your Ring"
7. "Fotzepolitic"
8. "Wolf in the Breast"
9. "Road, River and Rail"
10. "Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires"

11. "I'll See You Again"
12. "I Love You, Honey"
13. "You're Not Alone Yet"
14. "Let The Music Be Singed"
15. "I'll Still Live On in the Night"
16. "Suck, Fuck, Scream and Scream"
17. "Love and Mercy Will Love You Forever"
18. "Let the Moon Shine"
19. "I Don't Care At Any Age"
20. "Someday, Maybe This Time"

11. "Vocal Guitars and the Pee"
12. "Laughing on a Ghost"
13. "The Night Is Dark and the Moon a Stone"
14. "Shiver me timbers and watch me fall"
15. "Mystery Shack"
16. "Barely Alive"
17. "Folk on the Wall"
18. "Fantasy Time"
19. "Fruit of the Loom"

11. "Woozy Boyz"
12. "Jets"
13. "Raging Fetus"
14. "I've Got an Iceberg"
15. "Sudden Death"
16. "Hooked on a Feeling"
17. "The Road to Hell and Back"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link

is a hot dog a sandwich?

A hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich

When I buy a sandwich, the sandwich I'm buying is a sandwich. How could it be otherwise?!

I bought the sandwich.

I got the hot dog.

I ate it.

You're right, a hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.

If you want to know about why you need one to eat a sandwich, ask your grandma.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:19 (four years ago) link

this thread freaks me out, dnw

Ambient Police (sleeve), Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. (I mean, not in a literal sense: I've seen all of her videos, I've interviewed her on various TV shows, she's been nominated for an Oscar, she won a Grammy, she's been nominated for two major music awards, and of course she's a big Hillary fan.) Well, maybe she's not the first to come to my mind as a "real person" to consider the climate change effects of global warming, or at least her celebrity status doesn't mean much to me! Anyway, Gaga really is smart! After all, she's really smart! So is Bill Gates, and if you believe me, he's not afraid to call things out! So when is it likely global warming will lead to major food shortages, wars, climate chaos, and all sorts of terrible things? Will there be increased heat waves? Is it possible for us to get colds? That doesn't mean global warming hasn't already become an existential threat! Of course, it just may be that in the next hundred years, we might not know which way to think about climate change! The bottom line is that we are already already witnessing the consequences of global warming. As a matter of fact, a recent NASA report published by scientists

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:54 (four years ago) link

icp are a rap group that have been around since the begining of rap music. However, they were formed not so long ago when a group of rapping fans started liking this duo. They were originally a group of rappers. However, during the recent period, the members of the rapping group started making music and became popular.

However, there's no evidence of these raps being composed without an artist by their side. This suggests they are the real deal. We are looking into this.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 1 June 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link

I'm getting a new foster kitten tomorrow so (this is two different lists)

Good names for kittens
Tigger
Tiger
Max
Smokey
Sassy

Skeleton
The Great Panda
Baby Boomer
Big Apple Cheesecake Ltd.
Rachael Bannard
Sisterhood of Crows
Ghostly Linda
I.B. Singer
Marilyn Manson's Ghost
Sneaky Bob
BigglyTuff
Tobias
Kittenbear
Nancy
Krunchy
Pony
Blues Cuts / Naughty
The Team
Nimoy
Rabbits
Jolly Bear
Gobbledy Gumbo
Little Snuggly

Bubbles and Muffins
Giant Cookie Dough
Tiny Penguin
Fairy Tale
Jazz Bass
The Man Behind the Mask:
Cocktail
Eddie
Frosty the Polar Bear
Duckaroo
Fancy Dress (aka Pizza Hut):
Wings and Whiskers
Buzz Cat
Jambalaya
Big Foot
Horse
Kitty
Pepsi Dog
Sonic Rainboom
Maggie Mouse
Peppermint Patty
Bart
Ariel
Frozen
M*a*s*h
Carrot Top

mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

More help for mick :)

Rumpus
Kerfuffle
Hubbub
Tempest
Teacup

Inappropriate
Shower Talk
Korra
Luna
Tailor
Harmless
Korra Knee
Ink
Maze
Sightless
Ceremony
Aerial Attack
Harsh Light
Tiger
Lift
Korra Kick
Dolphin Dance
Crescent Wave
Dragon Dance
Swift
Dance
Dance
Dance
Dazzle
Dance
Dazzle
Dragon Breath
Night Dance
Crescent Wave
Climb Up
Jump
Fluttering Clouds
Dance
Gnaw
Crazy
Water Splash
Dragon Leap
Dance
Gnaw
Gnaw
Gnaw
Dance
Elegant
Horse Rush
Gnaw
Gnaw
Gnaw
Dance
Elegant
Wicked Leap
Bubble Jump
Gnaw
Climb Up
Climb Down
Dragon Punch
Dragon Pulse
Dance
Elegant
Ice Spike
Dance
Elegant
Water Splash
Dragon Punch
Dragon Pulse
Swift
Climb Down
Dragon Rush
Dragon Dance
Swift
Dragon Dance
Dragon Breath
Water Pulse
Climb

--- from the best fosters on the web:
https://kitten.academy/mewspaper/2019/3/27/welcome-to-tempests-tantrums

weatheringdaleson, Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

A lot of that reads like steps for kitten khoreography

mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

When you look back, it was a lot smarter to have been on board the train," Sager says of the decision to go live that morning. "We knew it was all going to go wrong." He was right, of course. The train went down. It crashed into a tree while passing a school at mile 40 on a wet May morning. The accident killed two. And the train went through the front windows of a Wal-Mart. "What is a WalMart?" Sager says. "The Walmart. Walmarts were like giant black boxes. People went through the front windows of Walmarts because they wanted to stay alive longer as a survival strategy." In a strange echo of the American Dream, for those still living on the West Coast during those days "that was your ticket to freedom," Sager says. It wasn't as if Wal-Mart was going to be everywhere any more. As Sager wrote in The New Yorker about his years of reading about the Great Recession, the last thing Wal-Mart wanted to hear about was its bankruptcy. The company had to shut down. But if it weren't to, another bankruptcy was inevitable.

The financial media's portrayal of it all is remarkably accurate. Many media outlets still blame Wal-Mart for skyrocketing prices, but that has been done by Wal-Mart itself. It's always easier to blame Wal-

The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

Transformers! More that meets the eye! Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of The Beast before he destroys us all! And when Optimus Prime goes on a rampage to prove his worth, the Autobots don't hold back to stop him. They have plans! Written by Kody Otsuka

Transformers! More that meets the eye! Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of The ichor in an all-new adventure that will take you through the first-ever Battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons, all while meeting characters from your favorite Transformers films! The Transformers Movie Movie: The First Encounter is in theaters June 16, 2016. The movie will debut in select theaters July 25, 2016, and the first Friday of August in select theaters. More details are available at www.thesuperheromovie.com. Transformers (2015) stars Chris Pratt as Optimus Prime, Jacob Batalon as Chryse, Michael Bay as Soundwave, Megatron as Prancer, Peter Cullen as Bumblebee, Lauren Shuler Donner as Skywarp, Peter Cullen as Ratchet, C.T. Johnson as Grimlock, Alexandra Shipp as Jazz, and Eric Powell as Hot Rod. The film is written and directed by Michael DiMartino. The film was produced by Hasbro/Warner Bros., along with Paramount Pictures.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

To be a great artist  is not a straight line towards the moon! 
And no, that doesn't mean it looks like the sun. To be a great artist  is not simply a matter of putting a square before an even square. 
It's about putting the square in a square so much so that the square's center is not in any particular diagonal or even line. It's about putting any center square above any center other than the center itself.
Now I'm not suggesting that you must be an absolute genius to put each square on their own line.
It's that, with enough creative practice, you find a way to put one, two, three, five, or even many of these squares in a line to ensure that each box has the center (with each box having the line and center being adjacent to each other).
Just don't mistake that for the truth, or I could be doing something completely different. I could be doing something completely different if I try and teach you exactly what I've been doing and you don't understand it.
The truth is, I've already taught you about how to put a line or a line above an even line. If you haven't learned yet how the box itself does this, then go back to where you learned it and start again. If you start back at the beginning, you'll learn more.

The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

i tried seeding it with if but 9 times out of 10 it came out with something completely coherent, plausible, and lol free.

The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

No more lolling around or jumping up and downs to buy some meat or a snack, because I am already starving. At this pace, my body doesn't have the time for any more hunger, and I'll be back in an hour or two. I can always eat before bed again, so I've decided to go for an early night. I can easily go back to working today but I'm really looking forward to coming back to the office tomorrow. I have the office so I don't have to be up all night every day... The last thing I need to worry about at the office right now is a job interview for tomorrow. I'll just leave my work computer there and just work... My first thought is to just take it with me. I know I'm not in the mood, so I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure what it is that gives me the urge to get home even though I know it's completely un-neccessary, but... Oh, God! The alarm goes off. No, really, it was the worst call of all time. I didn't know... I woke up with a horrible hangover. I think I'll just get some sleep today and get back to work. I need to work for two hours tomorrow, and then I'll be ready for the interview. There's a reason we don't let people sleep in the

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A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

What do you get when you cross an ordinary young man-boy with a woman whose breasts remind you of nothing so much as a bottle of wine?

Alfred Hitchcock.

― mick signals, Monday, May 27, 2019 11:00 PM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is an old Henri-Georges Clouzot joke, loses some of its punch in translation

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

How does it go?

mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

just like that but in french

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

10 creative ASMR triggers:

1. Smacking your cock into a pillow with both hands is so satisfying that you're already thinking of more ASMR triggers, and while you've begun, chances are you are also thinking of all the other types of ASMR triggers you already know about (I've had some of those as well, but this is the best).

2. The sound and texture of your clit, the soft feeling of your clit against your face, the sound and rhythm of your clit rubbing you against the pillow/back, the subtle rhythmic sounds of your clit against your face...you won't be able to resist! You don't want to stop, because that would be lame of you.

3. The noises your clit makes in your ear as you stroke it with your fingers, the clit vibration as you pull away from your body for just a moment, the slight "chuck" of your clit moving against your tongue, the soft rhythmic "crack" of your clit as it presses against your jaw, the soft rhythmic "crack" of your clit as it presses against your nose, the gentle friction of your clit, the soft rhythmic whiplash of your clit slapping against your cheeks...you might as well be in a dance or something in which you're doing an actual

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

10 best ASMR triggers:

1. Tapping Your Nite Owl's Ass

2. The Sound of a Fuzzy Cat

3. Mumbling in the White Room

4. An Extra Handful of Chocolates

5. Taking Your Daughter Over the Edge

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

Banksy's latest work is a graffiti piece, titled "Danger," on the side of a bus in central London. The piece was created after several buses were vandalized and vandalized again, and Banksy came up with the idea to make the graffiti more sinister than any of the previous ones. The graffiti looks exactly like Banksy's street art. But it is just a big bus, with a huge black sign that reads: Do Not Touch This Bus, in reference to the attacks of September 11th on New York and on September the 6th in London.

What is your reaction to this Banksy work for this bus?

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

One of Banksy's most controversial pieces is the painting "The Body," which depicts a woman naked in a hospital bed, surrounded by "hordes" of police officers and hospital staff who have their phones out so they can communicate with each other. Banksy wrote that the image "reflects the violence of state repression, where the body has always been a tool in the political arena, and it was therefore useful to document its violation."

But he also thinks the painting makes a good metaphor for the United States, with its "military-industrial complex," and "war profiteering," which causes widespread social and psychological harm. "This is where the image started, when a woman's body gives way to an army of cops," Banksy recently said, and "this has remained our world today."

It's worth considering his statement, then: We are in a world where mass violence and violence against the person—which is why the police are so important—has become so widespread and normalized. The Occupy movement inspired Banksy to "find places of refuge" in a large number of U.S. cities that had become "haunted by the police."

The art critic, who has exhibited around the world with his recent solo shows, has been called "the most talented contemporary artist of his generation." He's won many awards; in 2013, his mural "

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Saturday, 1 June 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

Beware...beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys. Puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware, take care....beware! Beware. The dragon that is looking for some tasty fish. He's not looking for you, you. He's only looking for your baby boy, that little pink thing that lives in your belly button, and that tiny little green dragon. It's up to you, baby. Don't give up. It's your destiny. Take care. There is only so much of you you can bear. When a baby steps into your body, your body can take it in. No one has the right to try to take it away. You are a part of me, baby. You are one with me, and this little pink thing lives with you. Your heart, is a part of me, and it carries with it every little thing about you. Be a part of my dream life, so that when the time comes I won't have to fight you every step of the way. When you are happy, you may laugh, and I will laugh along with you, because I can. And when you become sad, I will cry...a lot. That's because grief is a process that involves some kind of emotional release, in which time you're happy and content.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

On Thursday, voters in Peterborough will take part in one of the most intriguing parliamentary byelections in recent memory. The constituency saw a knife-edge duel between Labour and the Conservatives at the 2017 general election and at last month’s European poll, 38% of voters in the city backed the Brexit party. A first seat in the House of Commons for Nigel Farage’s party is a distinct possibility. If that happens, it will send tremors through middle England, of which Peterborough is typical in many ways, not just geographically.

The party which dominates Peterborough-upon-Avon is Ukip, the party of the English language, of the English media, the English political class and Ukip politicians themselves. The party will be fighting to extend Ukip's electoral reach in Britain. The party is set up to win the support of working-class English voters who, like the country's middle classes, have been losing out to the increasingly diverse mix of ethnicities, regions, and national backgrounds which inhabit the city. The party has been described by the Guardian as "a cross between Ukip and the Tories — albeit a far more attractive one."

Nigel Farage's Ukip is the most openly xenophobic of the political parties, often described as a neo-Nazi party, a racist party, and by the Guardian as the most dangerous in Britain. At present, Farage is

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

This one isn't amazing, but I enjoyed this - "Ukip, the party of the English language, of the English media, the English political class and Ukip politicians themselves."

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.

Thor: In that case, I would ask if I should accept your destiny. Would you like your life to end at my disposal? It's up to you.

Tiamat: I do not accept your fate. So if the answer is no, I will give up my life now to save yours, which I will do in the greatest moment possible.

I'll have to admit that I was just watching you all the way through. And I'm glad you came to agree with me. Now why stop and listen to me?

I want you to think what's going on with these guys. It'll help you see how this will end.

I don't want to hurt you. No matter how much you tell me not to, I'm so close to dying with you.

Thor: I know. I'm fine. No other choice.

Tiamat: I'll accept your fate. I'll live. Just one moment.

A few things need to be said for the

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 01:59 (four years ago) link

Just take those old records off the shelf, I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself.

That's what happened after that. And that's what was happening to me.

"A few days later, with that new record in hand, it became obvious that this was my time. And once I knew this, it was time to take the next step in becoming able to listen to music on an equal level as I am enjoying it. I stopped feeling ashamed of owning a copy that wasn't up to scratch.

"That's how the idea of 'equal time' really started to spread through the club world."

He continued: "After that it was a matter of time until it really took hold, so it's only fair to say that the entire music industry would soon follow suit.

"You could hear the beginnings, and now it is almost completely embraced by the public.

Media playback is unsupported on your device Media caption "A whole world is waiting to hear how our music can change their lives"

"The more we use our music, the safer it is for the people around us as well as our musical peers.

"What we've seen from the beginning is music that has been created for equal time - a world in music in which the listener is equally able to create, hear and enjoy music. It is

big gym sw0les (crüt), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link

^karaoke always gets those lyrics wrong, glad to see Transformer knows what up

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

Chorus

U can't touch this

Verse

My music hits me
So hard
Makes me say

I'm gonna kill your wife

(You know I love you)

(I'm going on a rampage) (And I don't think I'm done with you)

I wanna kill your kids

(Chorus)

I know you're gonna have a hard-on every minute of every day

You probably never have a girlfriend

(Chorus)

My music hits me

So hard

Makes me say

I'll hit you if I can

Writer(s): NICK MELTON, DAVID POGGETT, BRANDON GARLAND, DAVID THORNLEY, RONALD RUBNER, CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, KIERON GILBERT, STEVE BRENNANI

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

lollll

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 3 June 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Bond uncovers a plot between Greene and an exiled Bolivian General, Medrano, to put Medrano in power in Bolivia while Quantum are given a monopoly to run the water supply to the country. Bond ascertains Quantum are damming Bolivia's supply of fresh water to force the price up. Bond attacks the hotel where Greene and Medrano are finalising their plans and leaves Greene stranded in the desert with only a tin of engine oil to drink. Bond then finds Vesper Lynd's former lover and member of Quantum, Yusef Kabira. Bond discovers the plot has been put on by Medrano, who wants to get rid of Bond and his team by any means necessary. Bond and his team arrive at the location and rescue Medrano from being arrested by Bolivia's water company. Bond, Yusef and Vesper then escape from the mountains to escape from Medrano and prevent Quantal from gaining the monopoly. Bond is then shown a hologram of Kovar's head which he interprets as her father, and a hologram of Kabira, to demonstrate this. Bond then leaves the planet with Vesper to try and save her father.

The Usurper (2006)

When Bond is sent by Kovar to protect a woman from being kidnapped by her brother's mob, he is able to

Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

Couldn't leave this one hanging, so fed the start of The Usurper's plot back in:

The Usurper (2006)

When Bond is sent by Kovar to protect a woman from being kidnapped by her brother's mob, he is able to track down and capture the perpetrator himself. As the fight begins, the man tries to blow up Bond, but Bond is able to save him and make his escape. (Although Bond, still alive, escapes and arrives just after the bomb explodes.)

"Hush, Hush" (2006)

James Bond does not have a secret about his identity (at least not yet!). As James Bond's secret continues to expand, his new wife, Marlene Dietrich, offers to help with his investigations. (One of the few things we don't know about the Bond movies is if dietrich ever met the fictional spy as Bond.)

"Moonraker" (2006)

This one is pretty much the definitive portrayal of James Bond, but in real life he wasn't quite so much a 007. We know that he is a master of disguise, but he wasn't always so. Bond got his identity when he faked his own death during one of his missions by making himself invisible. It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone.

Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (A rhyme), that's right (On time)
It's Tricky
to do (The trick is)
We didn't make it through the day alive
On the last day to live,
You ain't got to say I did. (The trick is)
Ain't nobody got time to say I didn't. (The trick is)
I'm just a guy, in the end. (He was really, really, really mad at you)
I'm gonna kill you soon ,I'm gonna kill you now!
Terrified we'll lose everyone ,The kids, the kids, (The kids, the kids)
Terrified we'll lose everyone, (the kids), our kids
He told his whole family ,But she was his reason. (The trick is)
I'm in the army now, now I guess you know the story. (It's very funny!)
I heard this guy was born in a coal mine
That started a thousand problems, all the way back,
That's why we did it in the middle of a blizzard .
But it's so cool, it still feels like home .
There're things no matter when I come back
So no reason to think twice about what's on the other side of

It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone.

actual lol

The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 3 June 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

I want to hear that ringtone so badly

Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said,
"This is not OK this is how you guys make friends." [laughing]
So I tried to make it up to them, but then I got beat for no good reasons
So I got caught, tried to prove my loyalty
But I don't really like fightin' so I've never been in one
So I just try to figure it out if
The man was in a gang like you're supposed to be. [laughing]
So I'm like, hey I got some questions
Why am I up to no good? So I ask
Who gave him the gun?
And the answer was this old lady
I was like, you know how I said you never fight if someone wants you to
When I

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 June 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link


"Moonraker" (2006)

This one is pretty much the definitive portrayal of James Bond, but in real life he wasn't quite so much a 007. We know that he is a master of disguise, but he wasn't always so. Bond got his identity when he faked his own death during one of his missions by making himself invisible. It was during this time that this Bond got his "bond, don't tread on me" ringtone. This makes him even more dangerous to society than his original 007.

2. James Bond (1963)

This is our first "real" Bond movie, but before that he played a few fictional characters we knew and loved. He's the reason we've come to love the fictional character Jack Bauer. It may even be as interesting of a comparison as what makes "The Third Man" such a great movie. The fact is, James Bond doesn't wear a black coat, he wore black underwear, a black suit, and a plain black shirt.

1. The First Man (1928)

The First Man has the distinction of being Bond's closest rival from previous decades because of his lack of real ability. We don't know anything about where he came from, or what brought him to be able to operate such advanced techn

Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home,
I want nothing
But to be close to you
I don't get home often,
I'm pretty damn tired of being in the sun
I'm a bad motherfucker
And I hate every single one of your sons
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to kill 'em all
I don't hate everybody, but I feel that none of you are
Your sons make me happy, or do I?
All four you kill me, you should really see
A world of your own, I know what I'm saying?
Yeah
I hate your sons,
But no one ever asks why
So give me the right to say I hate you
I'm going to kill 'em all
I don't hate everybody, but I feel the same
You guys are pathetic, I hate your guts
I hate every single one of your sons
So let me tell you what I hate your guts
'cause I don't hate anybody
I know what I'm saying?
Hates every goddamn one of them!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 June 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

I can't stop now

Why does it keep leaving me hanging?

1. The First Man (1928)

The First Man has the distinction of being Bond's closest rival from previous decades because of his lack of real ability. We don't know anything about where he came from, or what brought him to be able to operate such advanced technomancy for so long. However, the fact exists that he comes to England early to take part in its first manned trip. His name was Joseph Lasky, and he is played by John Barrymore.

A member of the Resistance, Lasky is also a highly decorated naval aviator and pilot, and one of the most charismatic and charismatic men alive. Lasky's arrival as the First Man (after a series of events in the film) leads to him meeting James Bond, now played by Pierce Brosnan, and the film's titular first-time villain, Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

For those of you not familiar with Blofeld by now, he is the Nazi's best-known henchman. However, his true identity is ultimately revealed in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

As a kid, Blofeld has been trained by Blofeld's assistant, the doctor Guglielmo Marconi, in a technique called "Bondage Magic," which lets him control or manipulate the body of a

Alba, Monday, 3 June 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

She said, "This is not OK this is how you guys make friends." (laughing)
So I tried to make it up to them, but then I got beat for no good reasons

Dying

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
If you can

Here come the wind

That's my daughter's name 'cause I said, "I am very sorry, I know my daughter was wrong" - "She's gone now - but she'll be back!"

'Cause there we been a very long time but I've been thinking how I want to be my daughter's father when I am born, -
"and I would love you to be your little brother's brother - so close - because I love you, my sister's brother - no matter where he is, - And I want you too - when I say to me, - "It's so good to be there" - "Oh yes, please, don't stay away" - "Please, keep your distance" - please - "We can do lots together - because you are my sister, and I can never forgive you - but I would love you too. - It seems like a bit of a waste - 'cause there is no love with me."

They did it just right, right?

Now we have no regrets,

A lot has happened, but now we must try

Because we need you in our life, for you are my sister's brother - it seems that you have been born - but she didn't

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

I got 99 problems but

I'm still going to

do them all

and I'll only

get 98

outright and I'm gonna do them

so we get 98

straight,

99 straight."

(It's my job to explain to the young girl that if we don't pay her she doesn't matter what happens to us. I told her that as I'm trying to make them as pain-free as possible they might have to quit or they won't buy the cigarettes. They would be afraid to take this chance to quit. We never do smoke with anyone younger than 12 but if one kid did we'd have to let her down the first time. We never smoke any tobacco and I've never smoked anything on my body and there's nothing weird about it either. I'm not saying she's right but it's true.)

At first they couldn't believe what I had told them. I took her to a shop and they tried on a large and it was only the first piece you see when you visit. She got hooked on smoking. I was always told by the children that if you're not paying them well you're never going to pay them well and I still believe that.

At one point I tried to push an older couple into tobacco use but my parents told me not to do it. That's

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe

Wer wan to haue stynge a yonge vaunt
And so the vyme, for tode and forto they go;
To toute their bignesse as in that tyme we are
Tale to drewe a seuey and a wan one
That did thre vauntie and vayre; he woot
The vintyne that in that styme he seide,
"Vauntie, wot thou be to myght?
Wet were a vyte vayre to me myght; I woot
A vauntie wyse that I maken the day,
And maked hir a yonge aventure
That is gomme yvere and yonge yote;
Welcom he did hem thawe, therfore he seide no word
Of the makynue, or the time of it;
For thaynges wol honde a man
Worth hir to yow, and for his makenynues!"
His stamen did be y-wight of hir,
But then he neuer hondide; thus he

The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

:o

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

One million, two million, three million, four
In eighteen months, eighty million more
Now add that number up with the one I said before
You are now looking at one smart black boy
Momma ain't raised no fool
Put me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worth
Motherfucker, I, will, not, lose
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell
gas
I need a job, my mom said I will soon
If you keep this money I won't be afraid of what I'll do with it
Oh, look, I'm wearing my baby blue pajamas, the shirt is my own
Fifty thousand dollars, thirty thousand dollars
I'm a hustler, let me make that last one
But don't come into my house, I'm still a hustler
Fifty thousand dollars, fifty thousand dollars
I'm a hustler baby, let me make that last one
But don't come into my house, I'm still a hustler
I'm just a friend, motherfucker I'll beat that house down
When I come back home, you better look out
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell (The song ends with a guitar riff)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

One million, two million, three million, four
In eighteen months, eighty million more
Now add that number up with the one I said before
You are now looking at one smart black boy
Momma ain't raised no fool
Put me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worth
Motherfucker, I, will, not, lose
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell
dirt, I sell shit to sell
I've been a mule, a cobbler, a thief, a thief
I am a gang member to the hilt, I am a rap artist, a thug.
Momma ain't raised no fool
Put me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worth
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell dirt, I sell shit to sell
I've been a mule, a cobbler, a thief, a thief
Momma ain't raised no fool
Put me anywhere on God's green earth, I'll triple my worth
Motherfucker, I, will, not, lose

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

Slayer Album Discography

Show No Mercy (1983)
Haunting the Chapel (1984)
Live Undead (1984)
Hell Awaits (1985)

Falling In Heaven (1989)
Hookers in Harlem (1990)
Filled with Confusion (1995)
Gone Bad (2003)
Living Dead (2003)
No Good (2005)
Never Mind (2007)
Rock N Roll Heaven (2008)
Rock N Roll Hell (2009)

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 June 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link


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