beaten by autechre's own title generating ai
― The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
1. "frane casual"2. "mirrage"3. "column thirteen"4. "shimripl casual"5. "all end"6. mosques "a thousand" ,"a hundred seven" ,"a ninety three" ,"a three thirty one "7. mosques "three eight four six"8. mosques "three nine nine seven"9. mosques "fourteen eight seventeen "10. mosques "five thirteen ten six"11. mosques "fourteenth and two ten three"12. mosques "two twenty eight eight nine"13. mosques "fourteen and a hundred seven"14. mosques "nine seventy seven nine a five"15. mosques "eight forty thirteen and sixty"16. mosques "eight forty fifteen seven fifteen"17. mosques "seven twenty five ninety ten"18. mosques "seven nineteen twenty seven eight five"19. mosques "eight thirty seven fifteen six"20. mosques "nine twenty five eight four nine"
If we use the above code then if we create a text file named "c:\magnetec\migrates.txt" and save it as "C:\magnet
― silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link
Incunabula (1993)Amber (1994)Tri Repetae (1995)Chiastic Slide (1997)LP5 (1998)Confield (2001)Draft 7.30 (2003)Untilted (2005)Quaristice (2008)Oversteps (2010)Exai (2013)elseq 1–5 (2016)NTS Sessions 1–4 (2018)Praxeolus 1–5 (2018)Suspicious Diversion (2015)Other:Bubbles of Fire (1931) 1-Punisher (1932) 2-Shark Attack (1937) 3-Chomp 3-Slaughterhouse (1934) 4-Mushroom Explosion (1939) 5-Stomp 3-Tongue Tied (1941) 6-Hollow Crown (1943) 7-Gangster (1948) 9-Munchies (1950) Rumblecrusher (1957) 10-Grim Hunt (1960) 12-Finger Pushing 7-Rage (1961) 13-Blowskin (1965) 14-Black Plague (1965) Crisis in Berlin (1971) Vanguard of Freedom (1972) 12-Junk-
― The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link
7. NERD (ABBREV. NERVOUS)
A person who is in need of therapy. They may be in pain, angry, depressed, or anything else negative. "Sensing something that should be in the realm of rational thought but really isn't."
Makes sense to me.
― MarkoP, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link
Looking forward to hearing Munchies by Autechre
― frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient GreeceOn down through the Middle AgesWhen the earth kept going through changesThen the renaissance came, times continued to changeWe know that before we come here, we will stop timeOn down into the dark ages when we got our last breathThe end of the RenaissanceA time of great upheaval we've just passedWe have forgotten our own historyWe have lost our memoriesWe will only see what is leftAnd remember the namesAnd the timeWe lived in a time of peaceWhen the world was bright and gloriousWhen the sun setThere were only four living thingsAnd the land wasn't full of bugsAnd when we were lost at seaWe made a pilgrimage to one of SaturnThere was another story, though - we were thereOn Earth, we called ourselves the Children of LightWe fought the Space MutantsAnd the War PigsAnd the Gods that were on the other side!
And so it goes on. Our lives are short. We don't seem quite so smart after all this. What if something doesn't work? What if we're getting older? Is it okay to lose our sense of humor? Why does everything have to be perfect? What if the world doesn't need us anymore? What if life isn't worth living? What would you do
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
Jfc i am shook
She walked out with empty armsMachine gun in her handsShe is good and she is badNo one understandsWhat she said
You are too good For me She wants to be like your mother who was always there for meYou're just a cry for my tears They both say good bye No she won't let me miss you
She walked out of my car with a bad ass attitudeAnd just as I was getting out she got out with a new car
She's always here for me I can't go without herSo I'm back to where she started
This is all a lieBut my tears are flowing for youWhen my head spins down I'm trying to get you to staySo you can stop worrying about where this's leading
You're too good to be this badAnd she's really good tooThis is all a lie I'm too niceThat's where the real truth lies
So where I come fromWe grew apartBut we're going to meet againWe're going to meet againAnd we're going to make it back together
And I'm here for youYou're too good To say you're fine for what happened The real truth lies So where I come from I'm from the right place I'm on top of youI'm here for you You're too good You're too good To say you're
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the canoli.
(All leave.)
Holtzman: I would imagine the gun is now in one of the cans, or is it in the cupboards, or are we all going to be eating chicken-fried steak and eating chicken-fried steak together for the rest of the day, which, by the way, is going to be the most horrible thing, right?
I'm a meat eaters, so the last thing I want is for you to think that we're all vegetarian because you think it's the easiest way to please God — which, believe it or not, is a Christian thing that is also the world's most difficult thing to do.
So I'm really hoping this is going to help the world in some way. But we'd like everyone in this room in these three-and-a-half minutes, to leave the gun. You can go ahead and stay, but please, let's get out of here.
(The room breaks up. The door opens into a group of four men in suits, all dressed in black suits. They smile, and wave.)
We're going to be back. We're going to go to hell in a handbasket.
(As we come out, they step off a stage and disappear into a crowd of
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense stateThen nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, waitWhat made that strange, black hole move in faster than an averageNo one has seen a black hole move at this speed for some 500 million years. [Note: It wasn't until 1979 that astrophysicists figured out all the details concerning the supermassive black hole at the center of the universe. I am also a fan of the Einstein's equation, and thus have tried to come up with some ideas for why this might be. I am not sure, so there is no guarantee that this will be confirmed. The most likely explanation is that he's just trying to keep cool. But no idea has been proved, and there still is no official statement from NASA's New Horizons spacecraft .]The other interesting question is when the event occurred..[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.] The Hubble Space Telescope detected an unusual event. As a followup to their earlier observations, observations by other agencies have revealed the event might have been caused by one or more collisions between massive stars, or by the "strong nuclear interaction" of both merging stars. I have put together this brief explanation from here on out if it seems
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
(we built the pyramids)
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
Trying to write actual sensical prose for work right after you've been playing with TtT is an exercise in suddenly everything sounds weird. Including this.
― mick signals, Friday, 31 May 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
Dying at:
[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.]
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
17 Quirky and Unusual Things to Do in London
Go on an outdoor art walk at The Line. Hiking Trail.
Pump up the history of Soho.
Explore a Roman temple dedicated to Mithras.
Drink coffee in a Victorian toilet at the Attendant.
Watch a movie at the Soho Museum.
Enjoy a picnic in one of the Soho Gardens.
Learn where to find old records on Wikipedia.
Get into a conversation at the Soho Museum.
Read about historical events and their significance online.
Catch up on classic Soho films.
Find some old Soho souvenirs, too—and make some money for souvenirs.
Watch a London play.
Go on a cruise.
Learn about the British Isles' rich maritime heritage.
Visit the Royal Observatory.
Discover famous landmarks like the Tower of London—which opened for visitors in April of 2014!
Read about the different types of coffee shops in London.
Try some Soho cafe food, such as a tasty macaroons with lemon icing or an eggy toast with fresh bacon and lemon!
Discover what to do when your bus is late because the driver doesn't have his license!
Visit the Victoria Line stop, before you leave London
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, StanDon't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to meHop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss muchJust drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
Grab the bus back, Kenny, just don't need to explainHop on the bus, Gus, don't need to get too carried awayJust drop off the key, Lee, and make your moveHop on the bus, Gus, don't have to bother about the details
Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decideGus, it's time to turn you into a real man.Just drop on the door. Don't touch me now, manJust give me a ride, Kenny. I'll be right back
We are leaving right now. Go on with your mission, get you on that train.
Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decideGus, it's time to turn you into a real man.Just drop off the key, Lee, and put the handcuffs on my neckGet on the bus, Lee, take your leave and don't worry about the rest of this
Go on with your mission, get you on that train. Be patient, it won't take too long.
This is all
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
9 Pretty Spring 2019 Makeup Trends You're Going to See Everywhere:
1. Rainbow Eyeshadow.
2. Bold Eyeliner.
3. Monochromatic Makeup.
4. That I Just-Left-My-Facialist Skin.
5. Eyeshadow Lashes.
6. Lipsticks From The Dark Side.
7. Lipstick Lashes!
8. Makeup from My Grandfather.
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10. Makeup From My Grandpa.
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12. Making-Of Makeup From My Granddaddy.
13. Makeup From My Dad's Grandmother.
4. Makeup From My Grandmom's Grandmother.
14. Makeup From A Grandpa's Grandmother.
15. Makeup From My Mother-in-Law Who is A Grown Woman Makeup Artist!
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8. Makeup From My Grandmother Who Is A Grown Woman Makeup Artist!
9. Makeup From A Grandparent Who is A Grown
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
All my friends are heathens, take it slow.Wait for them to ask you who you know.Please don't make any sudden moves.You don't know the half of the abuse.Please let me know if you ever get hit with this, i'd like to report it if possible.If you have any questions, concerns or suggestions, contact me at b✧.wes✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧And if you have trouble finding someone to answer your email, please follow me on Twitter @btsx .
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
I've been playing around with this for a couple of days and thought I was pretty much over it but then it comes up with something like this:
What's the deal with airline food? You get served by your food service person, but you'll just keep being served by your food service person.
At any point if the food service guy keeps acting like a chicken, you're not going to want to make another reservation. So there's a whole process to getting your food back to the food service person. And if you forget who's actually the manager, that's actually against the rules. You're not supposed to be there. You're not supposed to be the manager.
But how do I get there from what I see the sign says?
The answer is, it's in the airport.
When I check into this hotel from here, it's a restaurant called the La Paloma hotel, and I'm seated at The Cattleman Café.
So I order food, get in and there's a line.
If you're like me, you don't know what to expect. You're here for my meal. My stomach just feels like it's on fire, like, "You guys are nuts, aren't you guys just going to let me have that goddamn chicken?'" I'm like, "Yeah, it's in the airplane."
I go in, ask for the chicken.
All the crew is yelling at me like this chicken is just some kind of a
― silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time. There is no other person in the whole of the galaxy who can say that.
The other two are, of course, your mother and your father. You have a mother whom you can never forget, and your father whom you never lose sight of. They were never going to be the same. Their fate and legacy would have been impossible, if even a fraction had survived to me."
She turned the page, and pulled up a page.
We must not get lost. There is no other galaxy I can think of where two of the greatest scientists of the twenty-nineties were living side by side. I had thought myself a pretty smart boy but I'm quite sure they would never have met... If only they had met…
We must not get lost.
* * *
It was night on the second day. My mother was out and my father was down behind the counter at Denny's. Her office was a fairly small space with a few shelves of shelving and a couple of boxes on the floor in a corner behind the counter. The door for the back was open and she had turned out all the lights.
She came in, her dark brown hair swept back in three braids. She wore a business suit. There was a gold chain
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 31 May 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
Welcome to the jungleWe got fun and gamesWe got everything you wantHoney, we know the namesAnd you're a very sexy girlWho's the hottest little babyWho's the next next big thingThat could change our worldsWe know where you come fromWe know where you come fromWe might be able to change your lifeYeah - that's that girlBut we need you nowWe need that one - nowIf you want me for a girlI'm gonna tell him to stop messing with youI'm gonna make him tryI know your life's full of problems and difficultiesWe've got fun and gamesWe got everything you wantHoney, we know the namesAnd you're a very sexy girlWho's the hottest baby,Who's the next big thingThat could change our worldsWe know where you come fromWe know where you come fromWe might be able to change your lifeYeah...
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 31 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
ver·i·si·mil·i·tude/ˌvərəsəˈmiləˌt(y)o͞od/ Learn to pronouncenounthe appearance of being true or real.
Ex. The Sex Pistols: Rock 'n' Roll is for Fucks (1981)
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 31 May 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
I read the blogpost about this (https://openai.com/blog/better-language-models/) and found something interesting about what it was trained on:
We created a new dataset which emphasizes diversity of content, by scraping content from the Internet. In order to preserve document quality, we used only pages which have been curated/filtered by humans—specifically, we used outbound links from Reddit which received at least 3 karma. This can be thought of as a heuristic indicator for whether other users found the link interesting (whether educational or funny), leading to higher data quality than other similar datasets
― The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Catchin' Cans, Baby, Catchin' Cans (2002)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
totally
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
Fellas! (What?)Fellas! (What?)I'm ready! (I'm ready!)I think I'm gonna enjoy myself.The next time you see them, you don't know whether you wish to laugh, cry, laugh so much. Perhaps it's a sign. Perhaps it is all that lies behind everything you say and do every day. Whatever it is, I am going to say it in my book.(Yes! And yes, and yes!)And if you find yourself going around asking these same questions of those who don't hear you, ask yourself: What did they hear and do? And for those who don't hear, what was their action? Did the guy or the woman just do too much or too little? Did he or she just sit back or did she jump?The bottom line is we all know what is real. And it's not all that we think it is. It's the way we feel about it and how we act, say and think about it. The more you talk about this stuff, the more you'll realize that it is a matter of a few dozen, sometimes hundred key words and some pretty good logic and some pretty clever writing.What's true?If you love it, don't be afraid to say you love it because nobody is. If you don't
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
― mick signals, Friday, May 31, 2019 10:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming.
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming. I guess that's something about human nature.
At any rate, Transformer, let's talk about it.
It's a Transformer.
You know the old expression, "It takes a village to raise a child"? Well, it's a Transformer. As with our world, this is about the size of my head with a tiny bit of extra space built in. But more importantly, you have an all-purpose handheld video game controller that's about the size of a softball thrown in there.
And as an aside, it's worth noting that Transformer's controllers may even be lighter than games like Super Smash Bros. Wii U's. If more people bought a Transformer, they'd sell for significantly less than the controllers Wii U sold last year, which means a lot more money will be spent developing these games. That's not to say Transformer isn't a fun title, as anyone who's played the game and loved it can attest. But for it to be a big moneymaker? It might find even bigger markets than Super Smash Bros. for Switch. And if any game
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words. Anyway, these results are more impressive than anything I've seen before using Markov text generation, even though it is still gibberish. Good work, Transformer!
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
Is this thread also being generated by a neural net― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:31 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkIsn't everything at this point― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:34 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkOf course it is. Except it's neural nets, plural. And they aren't hardware, but wetware.― A is for (Aimless), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkspeak for yourself, meatbag― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkWhy is the space station on fire?― The End is Nigh, Friday, May 31, 2019 2:39 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI am in trouble― Toastmaster (WTF) (Pimp), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:49 PM (four and a half hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkMy friends are dead
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words.
From the blog, "Our model, called GPT-2 (a successor to GPT), was trained simply to predict the next word in 40GB of Internet text." Using such a large dataset, and given 1024 words of context when training, it basically implicitly learns sentence and even paragraph structure.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
Airplane chicken is A+
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
Mad - I Hate MusicHollywood Squares - Hillside StranglerSlugs - Problem ChildVox Pop - Cab DriverControllers - (The Original) Neutron BombDogs - Slash Your FaceGasoline - Killer ManKraut - MatineeChild Molesters - (I'm The) Hillside StranglerCold Cock - I Wanna Be RichAuthorities - Radiation MasturbationAuthorities - I Hate CopsNuns - Decadent JewUsers - Sick Of YouVicious Visions - I Beat You To DeathPig - I Hate To Spank MyselfHounds Of Love - I Love You And Why You Love MeAll That Remains - My LifeNo Good Shit - Get Me To the HospitalPiggy - The Last TimeSirens Of L.A. - Let Me Make My MoveStripped Naked - I'm Not Your CuckoldPiggy - When I Walk AwayI Know Your Face - Get Up And Quit
― flopson, Friday, 31 May 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
Ooh stick youYour mama tooAnd your daddy
Your mama, your daddyYour greasy, greasy grandmammyYou got a hole in your pantyGot a big behind like frankensteinGoing beep-beep-beep down sesame streetToot-toot-toot wear army bootsIn your ear with a can of beerUp your butt with a coconutI'm gonna knock your head off with this hot rockAnd I do want you to wearA condomBut that's okay thenI'm just gonna kick your ass outAnd I'm a little gay so I'm going to go get an ice creamWhat do you say baby?We'll roll this baby aroundWhen the heat is ragingLike your daddy in the kitchenBut as your daddy in the kitchen it's okay babyWhen your daddy does his cookingAnd your daddy, in the kitchenWe can all laughBut let's leave the sauce outAnd your mommy will sit on her couch in the lounge like mommaWe're gonna roll this baby aroundBaby girl you ready for me?Baby girl you ready for me?Baby, girl, girlDon't be a little bitchYou don't give a damnI ain't gonna tell a motherfuckin'
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
bloated, big bag of bloatation – drunkbound-and-hagged – staying home on Friday or Saturday nightcob nobbler – loserdish – desirable guyfuzz – heavy wool sweatersharsh realm – bummerhornier territory – unrulynagging questions – "how much of a bitch did you have to be for this?!"stubborn, hunchback – drunkunfortunate events – getting stuck in traffic, taking a wrong turnbitter-eyed, bitter-eyed – a bad moodmeltdown – bad feelinglucky charm – a feeling of successcoddled, chipped-off – living in a nice apartmentnarrow-minded, uncouth – being in school or collegehaughty, obnoxious – being in a group of people who are really meanwhip – having sexual relations (usually during sex)stuffy, stiff upper lip – a good smilenaked – wearing clothes.gift – a nice gift to your parents.loudmouth – talking too muchflamboyant – arrogantdrunk – drunk and belligerentwet-headed, blubbering – losing everythingsucking – making a mess of somethingpissed – having your nose rubbed
― me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link
Baldrick: “I have a plan, sir.”Blackadder: “Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?”Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”Blackadder: “As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?”Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”Blackadder: “As cunning as a rogue of Shakespeare’s own creation?”Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”Blackadder: “As cunning as an assassin dressed as a detective?”Baldrick: “Yes, sir.“[The actor then takes the lead. The pair have to make a choice between the two. If they choose "Cunning" it gives Blackadder the option to kill Baldrick, leaving the other choices open. Blackadder then takes the last option - to cut down the snake, which cuts into his liver. A final sequence reveals a scene with a cut-out of Baldrick who has been taken to hospital with a heart attack. The camera then zooms out on the actor performing his turn as the audience watches the actor fall to the floor.][Blackadder is then joined by another actor who is called in to appear with him at
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
naked - wearing clothes.
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil.6 slices bacon.3 pounds lean stewing beef cut into 2-inch cubes.Salt and pepper.2 carrots sliced.10-12 small pearl onions OR 1 small white onion diced.8 ounce mushrooms sliced.2 cups red wine young and full-bodied (like Beaujolais, Cotes du Rhone or Burgundy)½ cup water (about 2 quarts, enough if you need a lot of it to bring up the liquid)2 tablespoons butter. You don't need to add it right away.
Pour some of the vegetable broth into the bowl of a food processor or blender. Pulse until all of the fat and water have evaporated and the soup comes up with a nice, fluffy consistency.
Add the rest of the vegetable broth in the same mixing bowl.
Add the onions and mushrooms. Saute for a few minutes over medium heat, until well-browned. If you don't have room in your kitchen for lots of onions and mushrooms, then cut them into pieces and toss them in a bowl of water.
Stir in the beef bouillon cube and a cup or two of water that has been added to the pot. Bring to a boil and then lower heat and simmer over medium heat, stirring occasionally for 20-30 minutes, or until the beef
― flopson, Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link
Different bonus tracks depending on your region:1. "Cherry-Coloured Funk"2. "Pitch the Baby"3. "Iceblink Luck"4. "Fifty-Fifty Clown"5. "Heaven or Las Vegas"6. "I Wear Your Ring"7. "Fotzepolitic"8. "Wolf in the Breast"9. "Road, River and Rail"10. "Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires"11. "I'll See You Again"12. "I Love You, Honey"13. "You're Not Alone Yet"14. "Let The Music Be Singed"15. "I'll Still Live On in the Night"16. "Suck, Fuck, Scream and Scream"17. "Love and Mercy Will Love You Forever"18. "Let the Moon Shine"19. "I Don't Care At Any Age"20. "Someday, Maybe This Time"11. "Vocal Guitars and the Pee"12. "Laughing on a Ghost"13. "The Night Is Dark and the Moon a Stone"14. "Shiver me timbers and watch me fall"15. "Mystery Shack"16. "Barely Alive"17. "Folk on the Wall"18. "Fantasy Time"19. "Fruit of the Loom"11. "Woozy Boyz"12. "Jets"13. "Raging Fetus"14. "I've Got an Iceberg"15. "Sudden Death"16. "Hooked on a Feeling"17. "The Road to Hell and Back"
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link
is a hot dog a sandwich?
A hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich
When I buy a sandwich, the sandwich I'm buying is a sandwich. How could it be otherwise?!
I bought the sandwich.
I got the hot dog.
I ate it.
You're right, a hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.
If you want to know about why you need one to eat a sandwich, ask your grandma.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:19 (four years ago) link
this thread freaks me out, dnw
― Ambient Police (sleeve), Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. (I mean, not in a literal sense: I've seen all of her videos, I've interviewed her on various TV shows, she's been nominated for an Oscar, she won a Grammy, she's been nominated for two major music awards, and of course she's a big Hillary fan.) Well, maybe she's not the first to come to my mind as a "real person" to consider the climate change effects of global warming, or at least her celebrity status doesn't mean much to me! Anyway, Gaga really is smart! After all, she's really smart! So is Bill Gates, and if you believe me, he's not afraid to call things out! So when is it likely global warming will lead to major food shortages, wars, climate chaos, and all sorts of terrible things? Will there be increased heat waves? Is it possible for us to get colds? That doesn't mean global warming hasn't already become an existential threat! Of course, it just may be that in the next hundred years, we might not know which way to think about climate change! The bottom line is that we are already already witnessing the consequences of global warming. As a matter of fact, a recent NASA report published by scientists
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:54 (four years ago) link
icp are a rap group that have been around since the begining of rap music. However, they were formed not so long ago when a group of rapping fans started liking this duo. They were originally a group of rappers. However, during the recent period, the members of the rapping group started making music and became popular.
However, there's no evidence of these raps being composed without an artist by their side. This suggests they are the real deal. We are looking into this.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 1 June 2019 09:31 (four years ago) link
I'm getting a new foster kitten tomorrow so (this is two different lists)
Good names for kittensTiggerTigerMaxSmokeySassySkeletonThe Great PandaBaby BoomerBig Apple Cheesecake Ltd.Rachael BannardSisterhood of CrowsGhostly Linda I.B. SingerMarilyn Manson's GhostSneaky BobBigglyTuffTobiasKittenbearNancyKrunchyPonyBlues Cuts / NaughtyThe TeamNimoyRabbitsJolly BearGobbledy GumboLittle Snuggly
Bubbles and MuffinsGiant Cookie DoughTiny PenguinFairy TaleJazz BassThe Man Behind the Mask:CocktailEddieFrosty the Polar BearDuckarooFancy Dress (aka Pizza Hut):Wings and WhiskersBuzz CatJambalayaBig FootHorseKittyPepsi DogSonic RainboomMaggie MousePeppermint PattyBartArielFrozenM*a*s*hCarrot Top
― mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
More help for mick :)
RumpusKerfuffleHubbubTempestTeacupInappropriateShower TalkKorraLunaTailorHarmlessKorra KneeInkMazeSightlessCeremonyAerial AttackHarsh LightTigerLiftKorra KickDolphin DanceCrescent WaveDragon DanceSwiftDanceDanceDanceDazzleDanceDazzleDragon BreathNight DanceCrescent WaveClimb UpJumpFluttering CloudsDanceGnawCrazyWater SplashDragon LeapDanceGnawGnawGnawDanceElegantHorse RushGnawGnawGnawDanceElegantWicked LeapBubble JumpGnawClimb UpClimb DownDragon PunchDragon PulseDanceElegantIce SpikeDanceElegantWater SplashDragon PunchDragon PulseSwiftClimb DownDragon RushDragon DanceSwiftDragon DanceDragon BreathWater PulseClimb
--- from the best fosters on the web:https://kitten.academy/mewspaper/2019/3/27/welcome-to-tempests-tantrums
― weatheringdaleson, Saturday, 1 June 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link
A lot of that reads like steps for kitten khoreography
― mick signals, Saturday, 1 June 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link
When you look back, it was a lot smarter to have been on board the train," Sager says of the decision to go live that morning. "We knew it was all going to go wrong." He was right, of course. The train went down. It crashed into a tree while passing a school at mile 40 on a wet May morning. The accident killed two. And the train went through the front windows of a Wal-Mart. "What is a WalMart?" Sager says. "The Walmart. Walmarts were like giant black boxes. People went through the front windows of Walmarts because they wanted to stay alive longer as a survival strategy." In a strange echo of the American Dream, for those still living on the West Coast during those days "that was your ticket to freedom," Sager says. It wasn't as if Wal-Mart was going to be everywhere any more. As Sager wrote in The New Yorker about his years of reading about the Great Recession, the last thing Wal-Mart wanted to hear about was its bankruptcy. The company had to shut down. But if it weren't to, another bankruptcy was inevitable.The financial media's portrayal of it all is remarkably accurate. Many media outlets still blame Wal-Mart for skyrocketing prices, but that has been done by Wal-Mart itself. It's always easier to blame Wal-
― The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
Transformers! More that meets the eye! Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of The Beast before he destroys us all! And when Optimus Prime goes on a rampage to prove his worth, the Autobots don't hold back to stop him. They have plans! Written by Kody Otsuka
Transformers! More that meets the eye! Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of The ichor in an all-new adventure that will take you through the first-ever Battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons, all while meeting characters from your favorite Transformers films! The Transformers Movie Movie: The First Encounter is in theaters June 16, 2016. The movie will debut in select theaters July 25, 2016, and the first Friday of August in select theaters. More details are available at www.thesuperheromovie.com. Transformers (2015) stars Chris Pratt as Optimus Prime, Jacob Batalon as Chryse, Michael Bay as Soundwave, Megatron as Prancer, Peter Cullen as Bumblebee, Lauren Shuler Donner as Skywarp, Peter Cullen as Ratchet, C.T. Johnson as Grimlock, Alexandra Shipp as Jazz, and Eric Powell as Hot Rod. The film is written and directed by Michael DiMartino. The film was produced by Hasbro/Warner Bros., along with Paramount Pictures.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
To be a great artist is not a straight line towards the moon! And no, that doesn't mean it looks like the sun. To be a great artist is not simply a matter of putting a square before an even square. It's about putting the square in a square so much so that the square's center is not in any particular diagonal or even line. It's about putting any center square above any center other than the center itself.Now I'm not suggesting that you must be an absolute genius to put each square on their own line.It's that, with enough creative practice, you find a way to put one, two, three, five, or even many of these squares in a line to ensure that each box has the center (with each box having the line and center being adjacent to each other).Just don't mistake that for the truth, or I could be doing something completely different. I could be doing something completely different if I try and teach you exactly what I've been doing and you don't understand it.The truth is, I've already taught you about how to put a line or a line above an even line. If you haven't learned yet how the box itself does this, then go back to where you learned it and start again. If you start back at the beginning, you'll learn more.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
i tried seeding it with if but 9 times out of 10 it came out with something completely coherent, plausible, and lol free.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
No more lolling around or jumping up and downs to buy some meat or a snack, because I am already starving. At this pace, my body doesn't have the time for any more hunger, and I'll be back in an hour or two. I can always eat before bed again, so I've decided to go for an early night. I can easily go back to working today but I'm really looking forward to coming back to the office tomorrow. I have the office so I don't have to be up all night every day... The last thing I need to worry about at the office right now is a job interview for tomorrow. I'll just leave my work computer there and just work... My first thought is to just take it with me. I know I'm not in the mood, so I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure what it is that gives me the urge to get home even though I know it's completely un-neccessary, but... Oh, God! The alarm goes off. No, really, it was the worst call of all time. I didn't know... I woke up with a horrible hangover. I think I'll just get some sleep today and get back to work. I need to work for two hours tomorrow, and then I'll be ready for the interview. There's a reason we don't let people sleep in the
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― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link