Talk to Transformer

xp Pollard *copies list, gets to work*

This one scared me a little:

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said,

4 "Let there be light," and there was light.

5 And God saw that it was good.

6 And God divided the light from the darkness; and it was also good.

7 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.

8 Now the evening and the morning were the first day.

9 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

10 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament.

11 And God called the firmament Heaven.

12 And God blessed the firmament, and God sanctified it. Then God rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had made. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Gen 1:31:1-36 New Testament Apocrypha

Jude 27:6 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

27:7

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio.

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye".

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye.

Pepsi-Cola, John Lennon, The New World Order (World Government), John McCain, Vietnam and Watergate.

Singer-songwriter Jim Jarmusch, David Bowie, Billy Joel, Robert Palmer – with David Bowie's father Joe working on it.

Alfred Hitchcock, Psycho, Psycho-Pass, "A Few Good Men" and many, many more.

Agadoo-doo-doo
Push pineapple
Shake a tree
Push corn
This is my most favorite routine. I love the way the sun shines and all the elements in my life flow into one wonderful space. Everything is calm and the air is warm and calm before all the craziness, anxiety and stress are put into perspective.
The first step is to start focusing and not worry about anything other than getting fit. The sun is shining, you have more time in the day, you have all this free time to do all the things that are meant to be spent. Don't worry if you need to take breaks from the rest of the world. Get in shape and do some exercises. I love doing cardio because the muscles in your thighs and calves are naturally working and the stretch reflex is activated and you feel incredibly tight in those muscles.
On the other end, when you are working out, I usually do a lot of sitting and standing up. It has a calming, peaceful feeling to it, and there is the same feeling of being surrounded by things. You feel lighter in your bones and you feel great physically, but mentally you are a mess. You cannot control what happens at work around you. You are so busy trying to accomplish a result that you lose focus, and a lot of the good stuff goes right through the glass of your head

from a list of words added to the dictionary in 2018:

1. BOUGIE (ADJ.)
Short for bourgeois, this term means "Marked by a concern for wealth, possessions, and respectability."

2. TL;DR (ABBREV.)
"Too long; didn't read—used to say that something would require too much time to read."

3. BINGEABLE (ADJ.)
"Having multiple episodes or parts that can be watched in rapid succession."

4. PREDICTIVE (ADJ.)
As in predictive text: "Of, relating to, or usable or valuable for prediction."

5. RATING (ABBREV.)

A rating scale used for determining ratings on a variety of subjects including: movies, television shows, music, sports, and even food, drink, and romance.

6. SINN (ADJ.)

"A lie—the truth."

7. NERD (ABBREV. NERVOUS)

A person who is in need of therapy. They may be in pain, angry, depressed, or anything else negative. "Sensing something that should be in the realm of rational thought but really isn't."

8. WITCHED (ABBREV. WITCHED)

Someone who is under severe medical threat. "Some people are actually afraid

some more from some other attempts:

6. CLARIFYING (SEMI.)
"I'm afraid I've got to. I just can't keep looking away. Is somebody on their phone in the room behind me?"

7. LOVEMINDED MAN (J. P. RUBIN)

One of those characters from The Simpsons who appears to be entirely dead in the episode where he gets a letter from his daughter

10. PLEASURE (ADJ.)

Pleasure. Often associated with an unpleasant emotion such as pleasure.

5. BOWLING (MAD, ADJ.)

A name for a young person who will be late for a school performance or a party. (You will probably be late for the big party and miss the big dance or both.)

6. HOGWARTS (AG)

The most popular group on college campuses these days, with a huge audience. They usually have tattoos and make weird music with the lyrics written by rappers at various points on the album.

7. JUMPER (MAD, ADJ.)

The name given to all the people in your life who are just too lazy to get to the bottom of a problem they're about to encounter. The person in your life

I have to stop. I just lost it at this:

6. SCRIPTS (CURSORS, NUTS, PARTS, NICE (NUT), TEMPLES, ORCHESTRATIONS, NOUISQUE, WOODWORKS) (CURSORS (CURSOR), TEMPLES (TEMPLES), AND NICE (NOUISQUE)(CURSORS))

In the not too distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you and me
He told me that that was my destiny (I'd have to kill him to get out of it)
I don't know why he did that, but maybe it was the same reason in his mind?
He was my brother... And then I ended up having an encounter with him
I've gotten so frustrated lately... Just a few minutes a day like this
Well, when I finally did it was a lot less... I didn't think I could do it as strong as a ninja
And it was actually kinda fun to make some of those things like that
I think this is probably where we meet... And I know it might sound weird, but the reason why
This is probably why it's not so interesting to me at all.
A lot of times people don't have anything to live for
And that's where the fun begins
If I was here at this place on an island
... I'd probably feel the same way... I probably wouldn't be around right now
So, I'm always thinking of new ways to take on things
And that's why I'm probably the only one that I've seen die (it's not like I had really anything)

1. "t1a1"
2. "bqbqbq"
3. "debris_funk"
4. "l3 ctrl"
5. "carefree counter dronal"
6. "north spiral"
7. "gonk steady one"
8. "four of seven"
9. "32a_reflected"
10.icter"finally a good turn"
11.icter"gene_jr is going to be a lisp"
12.icter"goals-eek!"
13.icter"jeffs jr's santa hat"
14.icter"lol. jr. is a santa hat"
15.icter"lol. a santa hat"
16.icter"pizza night is about to be made"
17.icter"santa hat"
18.icter"santa hat"
19.icter"santa hat"
20.icter"santa hat"
21.icter"santa hat"
22.icter"santa hat"
23.icter"santa hat"
24.icter"santa hat"
25.icter"santa hat"
26.icter"santa hat"

1. "elyc9 7hres"
2. "six of eight (midst)"
3. "xflood"
4. "gonk tuf hi"
5. "dummy casual pt2"
6. "violvoic"
7. "sinistrailAB air"
8. "wetgelis casual interval"
9. "e0"
10. "peal MA"
11. "9 chr0"
12. "turbile epic casual, stpl idle"
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1. "clustro casual"
2. "splesh"
3. "tt1pd"
4. "acid mwan idle"
5. "fLh"
6. "glos ceramic"
7. "g 1 e 1"
8. "nineFly"
9. "shimripl air"
10. "icari"
11. ਕੰੀਰਿ ੰੋ ਏਐ ੧੉ ਫ਼, ਨਾਕ ੩ ੪ ੯ਇ ੨ਾਲ ॥ੁਵ ੰ
॥ ੰਮੇ-1,ੰੜੰ੨ਿ ਕ੃ਠਗਹੀਆ ਚੰਧਾਮਨ ਵਰਲ੩ਾਮੰੰ ॥ ੰਮੇ-2,ੰ੨ੰਟਿ ਕ੃ੰਤੋ ਨਾਲ ॥ (I)ਹੋੋ"ਪ

beaten by autechre's own title generating ai

1. "frane casual"
2. "mirrage"
3. "column thirteen"
4. "shimripl casual"
5. "all end"
6. mosques "a thousand" ,"a hundred seven" ,"a ninety three" ,"a three thirty one "
7. mosques "three eight four six"
8. mosques "three nine nine seven"
9. mosques "fourteen eight seventeen "
10. mosques "five thirteen ten six"
11. mosques "fourteenth and two ten three"
12. mosques "two twenty eight eight nine"
13. mosques "fourteen and a hundred seven"
14. mosques "nine seventy seven nine a five"
15. mosques "eight forty thirteen and sixty"
16. mosques "eight forty fifteen seven fifteen"
17. mosques "seven twenty five ninety ten"
18. mosques "seven nineteen twenty seven eight five"
19. mosques "eight thirty seven fifteen six"
20. mosques "nine twenty five eight four nine"

If we use the above code then if we create a text file named "c:\magnetec\migrates.txt" and save it as "C:\magnet

Incunabula (1993)
Amber (1994)
Tri Repetae (1995)
Chiastic Slide (1997)
LP5 (1998)
Confield (2001)
Draft 7.30 (2003)
Untilted (2005)
Quaristice (2008)
Oversteps (2010)
Exai (2013)
elseq 1–5 (2016)
NTS Sessions 1–4 (2018)
Praxeolus 1–5 (2018)
Suspicious Diversion (2015)
Other:
Bubbles of Fire (1931) 1-Punisher (1932) 2-Shark Attack (1937) 3-Chomp 3-Slaughterhouse (1934) 4-Mushroom Explosion (1939) 5-Stomp 3-Tongue Tied (1941) 6-Hollow Crown (1943) 7-Gangster (1948) 9-Munchies (1950) Rumblecrusher (1957) 10-Grim Hunt (1960) 12-Finger Pushing 7-Rage (1961) 13-Blowskin (1965) 14-Black Plague (1965) Crisis in Berlin (1971) Vanguard of Freedom (1972) 12-Junk-

7. NERD (ABBREV. NERVOUS)

A person who is in need of therapy. They may be in pain, angry, depressed, or anything else negative. "Sensing something that should be in the realm of rational thought but really isn't."

Makes sense to me.

Looking forward to hearing Munchies by Autechre

Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece
On down through the Middle Ages
When the earth kept going through changes
Then the renaissance came, times continued to change
We know that before we come here, we will stop time
On down into the dark ages when we got our last breath
The end of the Renaissance
A time of great upheaval we've just passed
We have forgotten our own history
We have lost our memories
We will only see what is left
And remember the names
And the time
We lived in a time of peace
When the world was bright and glorious
When the sun set
There were only four living things
And the land wasn't full of bugs
And when we were lost at sea
We made a pilgrimage to one of Saturn
There was another story, though - we were there
On Earth, we called ourselves the Children of Light
We fought the Space Mutants
And the War Pigs
And the Gods that were on the other side!

And so it goes on. Our lives are short. We don't seem quite so smart after all this. What if something doesn't work? What if we're getting older? Is it okay to lose our sense of humor? Why does everything have to be perfect? What if the world doesn't need us anymore? What if life isn't worth living? What would you do

Jfc i am shook

She walked out with empty arms
Machine gun in her hands
She is good and she is bad
No one understands
What she said

You are too good
For me
She wants to be like your mother who was always there for me
You're just a cry for my tears
They both say good bye
No she won't let me miss you

She walked out of my car with a bad ass attitude
And just as I was getting out she got out with a new car

She's always here for me I can't go without her
So I'm back to where she started

This is all a lie
But my tears are flowing for you
When my head spins down I'm trying to get you to stay
So you can stop worrying about where this's leading

You're too good to be this bad
And she's really good too
This is all a lie
I'm too nice
That's where the real truth lies

So where I come from
We grew apart
But we're going to meet again
We're going to meet again
And we're going to make it back together

And I'm here for you
You're too good To say you're fine for what happened
The real truth lies
So where I come from I'm from the right place
I'm on top of you
I'm here for you
You're too good
You're too good
To say you're

Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the canoli.

(All leave.)

Holtzman: I would imagine the gun is now in one of the cans, or is it in the cupboards, or are we all going to be eating chicken-fried steak and eating chicken-fried steak together for the rest of the day, which, by the way, is going to be the most horrible thing, right?

I'm a meat eaters, so the last thing I want is for you to think that we're all vegetarian because you think it's the easiest way to please God — which, believe it or not, is a Christian thing that is also the world's most difficult thing to do.

So I'm really hoping this is going to help the world in some way. But we'd like everyone in this room in these three-and-a-half minutes, to leave the gun. You can go ahead and stay, but please, let's get out of here.

(The room breaks up. The door opens into a group of four men in suits, all dressed in black suits. They smile, and wave.)

We're going to be back. We're going to go to hell in a handbasket.

(As we come out, they step off a stage and disappear into a crowd of

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
What made that strange, black hole move in faster than an average
No one has seen a black hole move at this speed for some 500 million years. [Note: It wasn't until 1979 that astrophysicists figured out all the details concerning the supermassive black hole at the center of the universe. I am also a fan of the Einstein's equation, and thus have tried to come up with some ideas for why this might be. I am not sure, so there is no guarantee that this will be confirmed. The most likely explanation is that he's just trying to keep cool. But no idea has been proved, and there still is no official statement from NASA's New Horizons spacecraft .]
The other interesting question is when the event occurred..
[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.]
The Hubble Space Telescope detected an unusual event. As a followup to their earlier observations, observations by other agencies have revealed the event might have been caused by one or more collisions between massive stars, or by the "strong nuclear interaction" of both merging stars. I have put together this brief explanation from here on out if it seems

(we built the pyramids)

Trying to write actual sensical prose for work right after you've been playing with TtT is an exercise in suddenly everything sounds weird. Including this.

Dying at:

[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.]

17 Quirky and Unusual Things to Do in London

Go on an outdoor art walk at The Line. Hiking Trail.

Pump up the history of Soho.

Explore a Roman temple dedicated to Mithras.

Drink coffee in a Victorian toilet at the Attendant.

Watch a movie at the Soho Museum.

Enjoy a picnic in one of the Soho Gardens.

Learn where to find old records on Wikipedia.

Get into a conversation at the Soho Museum.

Read about historical events and their significance online.

Catch up on classic Soho films.

Find some old Soho souvenirs, too—and make some money for souvenirs.

Watch a London play.

Go on a cruise.

Learn about the British Isles' rich maritime heritage.

Visit the Royal Observatory.

Discover famous landmarks like the Tower of London—which opened for visitors in April of 2014!

Read about the different types of coffee shops in London.

Try some Soho cafe food, such as a tasty macaroons with lemon icing or an eggy toast with fresh bacon and lemon!

Discover what to do when your bus is late because the driver doesn't have his license!

Visit the Victoria Line stop, before you leave London

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Grab the bus back, Kenny, just don't need to explain
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to get too carried away
Just drop off the key, Lee, and make your move
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't have to bother about the details

Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decide
Gus, it's time to turn you into a real man.
Just drop on the door. Don't touch me now, man
Just give me a ride, Kenny. I'll be right back

We are leaving right now.
Go on with your mission, get you on that train.

Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decide
Gus, it's time to turn you into a real man.
Just drop off the key, Lee, and put the handcuffs on my neck
Get on the bus, Lee, take your leave and don't worry about the rest of this

Go on with your mission, get you on that train. Be patient, it won't take too long.

This is all

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13. Makeup From My Dad's Grandmother.

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14. Makeup From A Grandpa's Grandmother.

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9. Makeup From A Grandparent Who is A Grown

All my friends are heathens, take it slow.
Wait for them to ask you who you know.
Please don't make any sudden moves.
You don't know the half of the abuse.
Please let me know if you ever get hit with this, i'd like to report it if possible.
If you have any questions, concerns or suggestions, contact me at b✧.wes✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
And if you have trouble finding someone to answer your email, please follow me on Twitter @btsx .

I've been playing around with this for a couple of days and thought I was pretty much over it but then it comes up with something like this:

What's the deal with airline food? You get served by your food service person, but you'll just keep being served by your food service person.

At any point if the food service guy keeps acting like a chicken, you're not going to want to make another reservation. So there's a whole process to getting your food back to the food service person. And if you forget who's actually the manager, that's actually against the rules. You're not supposed to be there. You're not supposed to be the manager.

But how do I get there from what I see the sign says?

The answer is, it's in the airport.

When I check into this hotel from here, it's a restaurant called the La Paloma hotel, and I'm seated at The Cattleman Café.

So I order food, get in and there's a line.

If you're like me, you don't know what to expect. You're here for my meal. My stomach just feels like it's on fire, like, "You guys are nuts, aren't you guys just going to let me have that goddamn chicken?'" I'm like, "Yeah, it's in the airplane."

I go in, ask for the chicken.

All the crew is yelling at me like this chicken is just some kind of a

And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time. There is no other person in the whole of the galaxy who can say that.

The other two are, of course, your mother and your father. You have a mother whom you can never forget, and your father whom you never lose sight of. They were never going to be the same. Their fate and legacy would have been impossible, if even a fraction had survived to me."

She turned the page, and pulled up a page.

We must not get lost. There is no other galaxy I can think of where two of the greatest scientists of the twenty-nineties were living side by side. I had thought myself a pretty smart boy but I'm quite sure they would never have met... If only they had met…

We must not get lost.

* * *

It was night on the second day. My mother was out and my father was down behind the counter at Denny's. Her office was a fairly small space with a few shelves of shelving and a couple of boxes on the floor in a corner behind the counter. The door for the back was open and she had turned out all the lights.

She came in, her dark brown hair swept back in three braids. She wore a business suit. There was a gold chain

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
And you're a very sexy girl
Who's the hottest little baby
Who's the next next big thing
That could change our worlds
We know where you come from
We know where you come from
We might be able to change your life
Yeah - that's that girl
But we need you now
We need that one - now
If you want me for a girl
I'm gonna tell him to stop messing with you
I'm gonna make him try
I know your life's full of problems and difficulties
We've got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
And you're a very sexy girl
Who's the hottest baby,
Who's the next big thing
That could change our worlds
We know where you come from
We know where you come from
We might be able to change your life
Yeah...

ver·i·si·mil·i·tude
/ˌvərəsəˈmiləˌt(y)o͞od/
Learn to pronounce
noun
the appearance of being true or real.

Ex.
The Sex Pistols: Rock 'n' Roll is for Fucks (1981)

I read the blogpost about this (https://openai.com/blog/better-language-models/) and found something interesting about what it was trained on:

We created a new dataset which emphasizes diversity of content, by scraping content from the Internet. In order to preserve document quality, we used only pages which have been curated/filtered by humans—specifically, we used outbound links from Reddit which received at least 3 karma. This can be thought of as a heuristic indicator for whether other users found the link interesting (whether educational or funny), leading to higher data quality than other similar datasets

Catchin' Cans, Baby, Catchin' Cans (2002)

totally

Fellas! (What?)
Fellas! (What?)
I'm ready! (I'm ready!)
I think I'm gonna enjoy myself.
The next time you see them, you don't know whether you wish to laugh, cry, laugh so much. Perhaps it's a sign. Perhaps it is all that lies behind everything you say and do every day. Whatever it is, I am going to say it in my book.
(Yes! And yes, and yes!)
And if you find yourself going around asking these same questions of those who don't hear you, ask yourself: What did they hear and do? And for those who don't hear, what was their action? Did the guy or the woman just do too much or too little? Did he or she just sit back or did she jump?
The bottom line is we all know what is real. And it's not all that we think it is. It's the way we feel about it and how we act, say and think about it. The more you talk about this stuff, the more you'll realize that it is a matter of a few dozen, sometimes hundred key words and some pretty good logic and some pretty clever writing.
What's true?
If you love it, don't be afraid to say you love it because nobody is. If you don't

Trying to write actual sensical prose for work right after you've been playing with TtT is an exercise in suddenly everything sounds weird. Including this.

― mick signals, Friday, May 31, 2019 10:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming.

Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming. I guess that's something about human nature.

At any rate, Transformer, let's talk about it.

It's a Transformer.

You know the old expression, "It takes a village to raise a child"? Well, it's a Transformer. As with our world, this is about the size of my head with a tiny bit of extra space built in. But more importantly, you have an all-purpose handheld video game controller that's about the size of a softball thrown in there.

And as an aside, it's worth noting that Transformer's controllers may even be lighter than games like Super Smash Bros. Wii U's. If more people bought a Transformer, they'd sell for significantly less than the controllers Wii U sold last year, which means a lot more money will be spent developing these games. That's not to say Transformer isn't a fun title, as anyone who's played the game and loved it can attest. But for it to be a big moneymaker? It might find even bigger markets than Super Smash Bros. for Switch. And if any game

I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words. Anyway, these results are more impressive than anything I've seen before using Markov text generation, even though it is still gibberish. Good work, Transformer!

Is this thread also being generated by a neural net
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:31 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Isn't everything at this point
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:34 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Of course it is. Except it's neural nets, plural. And they aren't hardware, but wetware.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
speak for yourself, meatbag
― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Why is the space station on fire?
― The End is Nigh, Friday, May 31, 2019 2:39 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I am in trouble
― Toastmaster (WTF) (Pimp), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:49 PM (four and a half hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My friends are dead

I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words.

From the blog, "Our model, called GPT-2 (a successor to GPT), was trained simply to predict the next word in 40GB of Internet text." Using such a large dataset, and given 1024 words of context when training, it basically implicitly learns sentence and even paragraph structure.

Airplane chicken is A+

Mad - I Hate Music
Hollywood Squares - Hillside Strangler
Slugs - Problem Child
Vox Pop - Cab Driver
Controllers - (The Original) Neutron Bomb
Dogs - Slash Your Face
Gasoline - Killer Man
Kraut - Matinee
Child Molesters - (I'm The) Hillside Strangler
Cold Cock - I Wanna Be Rich
Authorities - Radiation Masturbation
Authorities - I Hate Cops
Nuns - Decadent Jew
Users - Sick Of You
Vicious Visions - I Beat You To Death
Pig - I Hate To Spank Myself
Hounds Of Love - I Love You And Why You Love Me
All That Remains - My Life
No Good Shit - Get Me To the Hospital
Piggy - The Last Time
Sirens Of L.A. - Let Me Make My Move
Stripped Naked - I'm Not Your Cuckold
Piggy - When I Walk Away
I Know Your Face - Get Up And Quit

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down sesame street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
I'm gonna knock your head off with this hot rock
And I do want you to wear
A condom
But that's okay then
I'm just gonna kick your ass out
And I'm a little gay so I'm going to go get an ice cream
What do you say baby?
We'll roll this baby around
When the heat is raging
Like your daddy in the kitchen
But as your daddy in the kitchen it's okay baby
When your daddy does his cooking
And your daddy, in the kitchen
We can all laugh
But let's leave the sauce out
And your mommy will sit on her couch in the lounge like momma
We're gonna roll this baby around
Baby girl you ready for me?
Baby girl you ready for me?
Baby, girl, girl
Don't be a little bitch
You don't give a damn
I ain't gonna tell a motherfuckin'

bloated, big bag of bloatation – drunk
bound-and-hagged – staying home on Friday or Saturday night
cob nobbler – loser
dish – desirable guy
fuzz – heavy wool sweaters
harsh realm – bummer
hornier territory – unruly
nagging questions – "how much of a bitch did you have to be for this?!"
stubborn, hunchback – drunk
unfortunate events – getting stuck in traffic, taking a wrong turn
bitter-eyed, bitter-eyed – a bad mood
meltdown – bad feeling
lucky charm – a feeling of success
coddled, chipped-off – living in a nice apartment
narrow-minded, uncouth – being in school or college
haughty, obnoxious – being in a group of people who are really mean
whip – having sexual relations (usually during sex)
stuffy, stiff upper lip – a good smile
naked – wearing clothes.
gift – a nice gift to your parents.
loudmouth – talking too much
flamboyant – arrogant
drunk – drunk and belligerent
wet-headed, blubbering – losing everything
sucking – making a mess of something
pissed – having your nose rubbed

Baldrick: “I have a plan, sir.”
Blackadder: “Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as a rogue of Shakespeare’s own creation?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.”
Blackadder: “As cunning as an assassin dressed as a detective?”
Baldrick: “Yes, sir.“
[The actor then takes the lead. The pair have to make a choice between the two. If they choose "Cunning" it gives Blackadder the option to kill Baldrick, leaving the other choices open. Blackadder then takes the last option - to cut down the snake, which cuts into his liver. A final sequence reveals a scene with a cut-out of Baldrick who has been taken to hospital with a heart attack. The camera then zooms out on the actor performing his turn as the audience watches the actor fall to the floor.]
[Blackadder is then joined by another actor who is called in to appear with him at

naked - wearing clothes.

3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil.
6 slices bacon.
3 pounds lean stewing beef cut into 2-inch cubes.
Salt and pepper.
2 carrots sliced.
10-12 small pearl onions OR 1 small white onion diced.
8 ounce mushrooms sliced.
2 cups red wine young and full-bodied (like Beaujolais, Cotes du Rhone or Burgundy)
½ cup water (about 2 quarts, enough if you need a lot of it to bring up the liquid)
2 tablespoons butter. You don't need to add it right away.

Pour some of the vegetable broth into the bowl of a food processor or blender. Pulse until all of the fat and water have evaporated and the soup comes up with a nice, fluffy consistency.

Add the rest of the vegetable broth in the same mixing bowl.

Add the onions and mushrooms. Saute for a few minutes over medium heat, until well-browned. If you don't have room in your kitchen for lots of onions and mushrooms, then cut them into pieces and toss them in a bowl of water.

Stir in the beef bouillon cube and a cup or two of water that has been added to the pot. Bring to a boil and then lower heat and simmer over medium heat, stirring occasionally for 20-30 minutes, or until the beef

Different bonus tracks depending on your region:
1. "Cherry-Coloured Funk"
2. "Pitch the Baby"
3. "Iceblink Luck"
4. "Fifty-Fifty Clown"
5. "Heaven or Las Vegas"
6. "I Wear Your Ring"
7. "Fotzepolitic"
8. "Wolf in the Breast"
9. "Road, River and Rail"
10. "Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires"
11. "I'll See You Again"
12. "I Love You, Honey"
13. "You're Not Alone Yet"
14. "Let The Music Be Singed"
15. "I'll Still Live On in the Night"
16. "Suck, Fuck, Scream and Scream"
17. "Love and Mercy Will Love You Forever"
18. "Let the Moon Shine"
19. "I Don't Care At Any Age"
20. "Someday, Maybe This Time"

11. "Vocal Guitars and the Pee"
12. "Laughing on a Ghost"
13. "The Night Is Dark and the Moon a Stone"
14. "Shiver me timbers and watch me fall"
15. "Mystery Shack"
16. "Barely Alive"
17. "Folk on the Wall"
18. "Fantasy Time"
19. "Fruit of the Loom"

11. "Woozy Boyz"
12. "Jets"
13. "Raging Fetus"
14. "I've Got an Iceberg"
15. "Sudden Death"
16. "Hooked on a Feeling"
17. "The Road to Hell and Back"

is a hot dog a sandwich?

A hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich

When I buy a sandwich, the sandwich I'm buying is a sandwich. How could it be otherwise?!

I bought the sandwich.

I got the hot dog.

I ate it.

You're right, a hot dog is a sandwich, but a hot dog is not a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.

If you want to know about why you need one to eat a sandwich, ask your grandma.