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Vladimir: What do we do now?
Estragon: Wait.
Vladimir: Yes, but while waiting.
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows.
Where it falls mandrakes grow.
That's why they shriek when you pull them up.
Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!

Estragon: (firmly in his grip on Vladimir). Yes. Yes.
(Gravity pulls him back as well as Vladimir. He's very uncomfortable on his stomach. He's not happy. Vladimir groans heavily.)
What are your feelings? How do you feel?
Vladimir: I don't know. I'm not feeling that...
(The sound of an alarm. Then an explosion in Vladimir's chest.)
Estragon: Let's finish.
Estragon: It'll take a while. Just wait.
Vladimir: Wait.
Vladimir: Oh my God.
Estragon: The sound. The explosion.
Vladimir, who is not in the room, hears it too. His eyes light up just when

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 08:23 (four years ago) link

i thought the jokes were next level:

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koogs, Friday, 31 May 2019 08:25 (four years ago) link

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

C: (pause) I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to register a complaint!

O: We're closin' for lunch.

C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Well, we're sorry to hear that, I understand you've been looking for the Parrot Master.

C: What is your name?

O: Miss? Well, there it is, if you won't tell us a name then I shall be so sorry. I've never even heard of your company. This Parrot Master, he's just too much for his first parrot, he's too big and we can't carry him, he's too big, he's too big, too big, too big.

C: And he's so tall too. The best part, the most wonderful part, the most delightful part to watch this Parrot? His ears, he's so long and sharp and beautiful, his ears are as big as a bushy apple, the feathers are so long too,

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 31 May 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

JERRY: And I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

OSGOOD: I forgive you.

JERRY: And I can never have children.

OSGOOD: We'll adopt some.

JERRY: But you don't understand! I'm a MAN!

OSGOOD: Well – nobody's perfect.

JERRY: I can't believe my life will ever be perfect until I get pregnant with you! I have to have the baby you want NOW!

OSGOOD: Then you'll be sure to change!

JERRY: I just will! You're perfect for me! You'll never be wrong!

OSGOOD: Don't talk like that! If that has anything to do with you and your past life, I'm sure you will learn.

JERRY: I know!

[They sit and wait.]

JAKE: I love you!

[At the bus stop, Jeez.]

[The scene cuts to a motel room.]

JAKE: I love you!

[She kisses his forehead].

Alba, Friday, 31 May 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link

Self-Inflicted Aerial Nostalgia (1989)
Same Place the Fly Got Smashed (1990)
Propeller (1992)
Vampire on Titus (1993)
Bee Thousand (1994)
Alien Lanes (1995)
Under the Bushes Under the Stars (1996)
Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
Mag Earwhig! (1997)

I Can't Live with My Baby! (1998)
Tower of Ponds (1998)
Duke of Caine (1999)
The New Face of the West (1999)
Warm Belly Bitch (2000)
The Final Stand (2000)
Jazz in France (2001)
Dirty Rotten (2001)
Catchin' Cans, Baby, Catchin' Cans (2002)
The Last of the Wild Boar (2003)
The Big Book of Bad Words (2003)
Loser (2003)
The Old Man and the Gun (2003)
A Time to Shine (2003)
The Man Who Could See (2003)
Beware the Evil One (2003)
Fatal Attraction (2004)
The Long Summer (2004)
This is What You Get for a New Year (2004)
Dangerous Minds (2004)
The Good Soldier (2005)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link

RICK: My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs.

RENAULT: And that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses.

RICK:Our expenses?

RENAULT: Uh huh.

RICK: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

RENAULT: Of course.

RICK: But don't forget about all of us.

RENAULT: Yes. He's the best man I've ever had. It's all worth it. That's how I roll.

(RICK takes off his sunglasses and gives a dirty grin to the others.)

RICK: We'll come back again in five minutes.

[Transporter's office]

TALENT 1: (over speaker) We have a problem, Doctor. Something's terribly wrong. Something's terribly wrong at the bridge. They're having a problem. I'd like to offer you some assistance.

(HAL is in the background making phone calls. He tries to talk to them.)

HAL: Mister, please contact us by any of these four lines: [on speaker, using a headset] Starla, Starla? Uh huh, I have to go.

Alba, Friday, 31 May 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

xp Pollard *copies list, gets to work*

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

This one scared me a little:

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said,

4 "Let there be light," and there was light.

5 And God saw that it was good.

6 And God divided the light from the darkness; and it was also good.

7 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.

8 Now the evening and the morning were the first day.

9 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

10 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament.

11 And God called the firmament Heaven.

12 And God blessed the firmament, and God sanctified it. Then God rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had made. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Gen 1:31:1-36 New Testament Apocrypha

Jude 27:6 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

27:7

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio.

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye".

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye.

Pepsi-Cola, John Lennon, The New World Order (World Government), John McCain, Vietnam and Watergate.

Singer-songwriter Jim Jarmusch, David Bowie, Billy Joel, Robert Palmer – with David Bowie's father Joe working on it.

Alfred Hitchcock, Psycho, Psycho-Pass, "A Few Good Men" and many, many more.

conrad, Friday, 31 May 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

Agadoo-doo-doo
Push pineapple
Shake a tree
Push corn
This is my most favorite routine. I love the way the sun shines and all the elements in my life flow into one wonderful space. Everything is calm and the air is warm and calm before all the craziness, anxiety and stress are put into perspective.
The first step is to start focusing and not worry about anything other than getting fit. The sun is shining, you have more time in the day, you have all this free time to do all the things that are meant to be spent. Don't worry if you need to take breaks from the rest of the world. Get in shape and do some exercises. I love doing cardio because the muscles in your thighs and calves are naturally working and the stretch reflex is activated and you feel incredibly tight in those muscles.
On the other end, when you are working out, I usually do a lot of sitting and standing up. It has a calming, peaceful feeling to it, and there is the same feeling of being surrounded by things. You feel lighter in your bones and you feel great physically, but mentally you are a mess. You cannot control what happens at work around you. You are so busy trying to accomplish a result that you lose focus, and a lot of the good stuff goes right through the glass of your head

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

from a list of words added to the dictionary in 2018:

1. BOUGIE (ADJ.)
Short for bourgeois, this term means "Marked by a concern for wealth, possessions, and respectability."

2. TL;DR (ABBREV.)
"Too long; didn't read—used to say that something would require too much time to read."

3. BINGEABLE (ADJ.)
"Having multiple episodes or parts that can be watched in rapid succession."

4. PREDICTIVE (ADJ.)
As in predictive text: "Of, relating to, or usable or valuable for prediction."

5. RATING (ABBREV.)

A rating scale used for determining ratings on a variety of subjects including: movies, television shows, music, sports, and even food, drink, and romance.

6. SINN (ADJ.)

"A lie—the truth."

7. NERD (ABBREV. NERVOUS)

A person who is in need of therapy. They may be in pain, angry, depressed, or anything else negative. "Sensing something that should be in the realm of rational thought but really isn't."

8. WITCHED (ABBREV. WITCHED)

Someone who is under severe medical threat. "Some people are actually afraid

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

some more from some other attempts:

6. CLARIFYING (SEMI.)
"I'm afraid I've got to. I just can't keep looking away. Is somebody on their phone in the room behind me?"

7. LOVEMINDED MAN (J. P. RUBIN)

One of those characters from The Simpsons who appears to be entirely dead in the episode where he gets a letter from his daughter

10. PLEASURE (ADJ.)

Pleasure. Often associated with an unpleasant emotion such as pleasure.

5. BOWLING (MAD, ADJ.)

A name for a young person who will be late for a school performance or a party. (You will probably be late for the big party and miss the big dance or both.)

6. HOGWARTS (AG)

The most popular group on college campuses these days, with a huge audience. They usually have tattoos and make weird music with the lyrics written by rappers at various points on the album.

7. JUMPER (MAD, ADJ.)

The name given to all the people in your life who are just too lazy to get to the bottom of a problem they're about to encounter. The person in your life

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

I have to stop. I just lost it at this:

6. SCRIPTS (CURSORS, NUTS, PARTS, NICE (NUT), TEMPLES, ORCHESTRATIONS, NOUISQUE, WOODWORKS) (CURSORS (CURSOR), TEMPLES (TEMPLES), AND NICE (NOUISQUE)(CURSORS))

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

In the not too distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you and me
He
told me that that was my destiny (I'd have to kill him to get out of it)
I don't know why he did that, but maybe it was the same reason in his mind?
He was my brother... And then I ended up having an encounter with him
I've gotten so frustrated lately... Just a few minutes a day like this
Well, when I finally did it was a lot less... I didn't think I could do it as strong as a ninja
And it was actually kinda fun to make some of those things like that
I think this is probably where we meet... And I know it might sound weird, but the reason why
This is probably why it's not so interesting to me at all.
A lot of times people don't have anything to live for
And that's where the fun begins
If I was here at this place on an island
... I'd probably feel the same way... I probably wouldn't be around right now
So, I'm always thinking of new ways to take on things
And that's why I'm probably the only one that I've seen die (it's not like I had really anything)

1. "t1a1"
2. "bqbqbq"
3. "debris_funk"
4. "l3 ctrl"
5. "carefree counter dronal"
6. "north spiral"
7. "gonk steady one"
8. "four of seven"
9. "32a_reflected"

10.icter"finally a good turn"
11.icter"gene_jr is going to be a lisp"
12.icter"goals-eek!"
13.icter"jeffs jr's santa hat"
14.icter"lol. jr. is a santa hat"
15.icter"lol. a santa hat"
16.icter"pizza night is about to be made"
17.icter"santa hat"
18.icter"santa hat"
19.icter"santa hat"
20.icter"santa hat"
21.icter"santa hat"
22.icter"santa hat"
23.icter"santa hat"
24.icter"santa hat"
25.icter"santa hat"
26.icter"santa hat"

silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

1. "elyc9 7hres"
2. "six of eight (midst)"
3. "xflood"
4. "gonk tuf hi"
5. "dummy casual pt2"
6. "violvoic"
7. "sinistrailAB air"
8. "wetgelis casual interval"
9. "e0"
10. "peal MA"
11. "9 chr0"
12. "turbile epic casual, stpl idle"

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silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

1. "clustro casual"
2. "splesh"
3. "tt1pd"
4. "acid mwan idle"
5. "fLh"
6. "glos ceramic"
7. "g 1 e 1"
8. "nineFly"
9. "shimripl air"
10. "icari"

11. ਕੰੀਰਿ ੰੋ ਏਐ ੧੉ ਫ਼, ਨਾਕ ੩ ੪ ੯ਇ ੨ਾਲ ॥ੁਵ ੰ
॥ ੰਮੇ-1,ੰੜੰ੨ਿ ਕ੃ਠਗਹੀਆ ਚੰਧਾਮਨ ਵਰਲ੩ਾਮੰੰ ॥ ੰਮੇ-2,ੰ੨ੰਟਿ ਕ੃ੰਤੋ ਨਾਲ ॥ (I)ਹੋੋ"ਪ

silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

beaten by autechre's own title generating ai

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

1. "frane casual"
2. "mirrage"
3. "column thirteen"
4. "shimripl casual"
5. "all end"

6. mosques "a thousand" ,"a hundred seven" ,"a ninety three" ,"a three thirty one "
7. mosques "three eight four six"
8. mosques "three nine nine seven"
9. mosques "fourteen eight seventeen "
10. mosques "five thirteen ten six"
11. mosques "fourteenth and two ten three"
12. mosques "two twenty eight eight nine"
13. mosques "fourteen and a hundred seven"
14. mosques "nine seventy seven nine a five"
15. mosques "eight forty thirteen and sixty"
16. mosques "eight forty fifteen seven fifteen"
17. mosques "seven twenty five ninety ten"
18. mosques "seven nineteen twenty seven eight five"
19. mosques "eight thirty seven fifteen six"
20. mosques "nine twenty five eight four nine"

If we use the above code then if we create a text file named "c:\magnetec\migrates.txt" and save it as "C:\magnet

silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

Incunabula (1993)
Amber (1994)
Tri Repetae (1995)
Chiastic Slide (1997)
LP5 (1998)
Confield (2001)
Draft 7.30 (2003)
Untilted (2005)
Quaristice (2008)
Oversteps (2010)
Exai (2013)
elseq 1–5 (2016)
NTS Sessions 1–4 (2018)

Praxeolus 1–5 (2018)
Suspicious Diversion (2015)
Other:
Bubbles of Fire (1931) 1-Punisher (1932) 2-Shark Attack (1937) 3-Chomp 3-Slaughterhouse (1934) 4-Mushroom Explosion (1939) 5-Stomp 3-Tongue Tied (1941) 6-Hollow Crown (1943) 7-Gangster (1948) 9-Munchies (1950) Rumblecrusher (1957) 10-Grim Hunt (1960) 12-Finger Pushing 7-Rage (1961) 13-Blowskin (1965) 14-Black Plague (1965) Crisis in Berlin (1971) Vanguard of Freedom (1972) 12-Junk-

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link


7. NERD (ABBREV. NERVOUS)

A person who is in need of therapy. They may be in pain, angry, depressed, or anything else negative. "Sensing something that should be in the realm of rational thought but really isn't."

Makes sense to me.

MarkoP, Friday, 31 May 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

Looking forward to hearing Munchies by Autechre

frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece
On down through the Middle Ages
When the earth kept going through changes
Then the renaissance came, times continued to change

We know that before we come here, we will stop time
On down into the dark ages when we got our last breath
The end of the Renaissance
A time of great upheaval we've just passed
We have forgotten our own history
We have lost our memories
We will only see what is left
And remember the names
And the time
We lived in a time of peace
When the world was bright and glorious
When the sun set
There were only four living things
And the land wasn't full of bugs
And when we were lost at sea
We made a pilgrimage to one of Saturn
There was another story, though - we were there
On Earth, we called ourselves the Children of Light
We fought the Space Mutants
And the War Pigs
And the Gods that were on the other side!

And so it goes on. Our lives are short. We don't seem quite so smart after all this. What if something doesn't work? What if we're getting older? Is it okay to lose our sense of humor? Why does everything have to be perfect? What if the world doesn't need us anymore? What if life isn't worth living? What would you do

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

Jfc i am shook

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

She walked out with empty arms
Machine gun in her hands
She is good and she is bad
No one understands

What she said

You are too good
For me
She wants to be like your mother who was always there for me
You're just a cry for my tears
They both say good bye
No she won't let me miss you

She walked out of my car with a bad ass attitude
And just as I was getting out she got out with a new car

She's always here for me I can't go without her
So I'm back to where she started

This is all a lie
But my tears are flowing for you
When my head spins down I'm trying to get you to stay
So you can stop worrying about where this's leading

You're too good to be this bad
And she's really good too
This is all a lie
I'm too nice
That's where the real truth lies

So where I come from
We grew apart
But we're going to meet again
We're going to meet again
And we're going to make it back together

And I'm here for you
You're too good To say you're fine for what happened
The real truth lies
So where I come from I'm from the right place
I'm on top of you
I'm here for you
You're too good
You're too good
To say you're

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the canoli.

(All leave.)

Holtzman: I would imagine the gun is now in one of the cans, or is it in the cupboards, or are we all going to be eating chicken-fried steak and eating chicken-fried steak together for the rest of the day, which, by the way, is going to be the most horrible thing, right?

I'm a meat eaters, so the last thing I want is for you to think that we're all vegetarian because you think it's the easiest way to please God — which, believe it or not, is a Christian thing that is also the world's most difficult thing to do.

So I'm really hoping this is going to help the world in some way. But we'd like everyone in this room in these three-and-a-half minutes, to leave the gun. You can go ahead and stay, but please, let's get out of here.

(The room breaks up. The door opens into a group of four men in suits, all dressed in black suits. They smile, and wave.)

We're going to be back. We're going to go to hell in a handbasket.

(As we come out, they step off a stage and disappear into a crowd of

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait

What made that strange, black hole move in faster than an average
No one has seen a black hole move at this speed for some 500 million years. [Note: It wasn't until 1979 that astrophysicists figured out all the details concerning the supermassive black hole at the center of the universe. I am also a fan of the Einstein's equation, and thus have tried to come up with some ideas for why this might be. I am not sure, so there is no guarantee that this will be confirmed. The most likely explanation is that he's just trying to keep cool. But no idea has been proved, and there still is no official statement from NASA's New Horizons spacecraft .]
The other interesting question is when the event occurred..
[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.]
The Hubble Space Telescope detected an unusual event. As a followup to their earlier observations, observations by other agencies have revealed the event might have been caused by one or more collisions between massive stars, or by the "strong nuclear interaction" of both merging stars. I have put together this brief explanation from here on out if it seems

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

(we built the pyramids)

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

Trying to write actual sensical prose for work right after you've been playing with TtT is an exercise in suddenly everything sounds weird. Including this.

mick signals, Friday, 31 May 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

Dying at:

[Note: This was discussed in the NASA FAQ which I believe has the most information , but I cannot find it anywhere. Sorry. It seems like a major problem.]

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

17 Quirky and Unusual Things to Do in London

Go on an outdoor art walk at The Line. Hiking Trail.

Pump up the history of Soho.

Explore a Roman temple dedicated to Mithras.

Drink coffee in a Victorian toilet at the Attendant.

Watch a movie at the Soho Museum.

Enjoy a picnic in one of the Soho Gardens.

Learn where to find old records on Wikipedia.

Get into a conversation at the Soho Museum.

Read about historical events and their significance online.

Catch up on classic Soho films.

Find some old Soho souvenirs, too—and make some money for souvenirs.

Watch a London play.

Go on a cruise.

Learn about the British Isles' rich maritime heritage.

Visit the Royal Observatory.

Discover famous landmarks like the Tower of London—which opened for visitors in April of 2014!

Read about the different types of coffee shops in London.

Try some Soho cafe food, such as a tasty macaroons with lemon icing or an eggy toast with fresh bacon and lemon!

Discover what to do when your bus is late because the driver doesn't have his license!

Visit the Victoria Line stop, before you leave London

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Grab the bus back, Kenny, just don't need to explain
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to get too carried away
Just drop off the key, Lee, and make your move
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't have to bother about the details

Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decide
Gus, it's time to turn you into a real man.
Just drop on the door. Don't touch me now, man
Just give me a ride, Kenny. I'll be right back

We are leaving right now.
Go on with your mission, get you on that train.

Just drop off the key, Lee, and let me decide
Gus, it's time to turn you into a real man.
Just drop off the key, Lee, and put the handcuffs on my neck
Get on the bus, Lee, take your leave and don't worry about the rest of this

Go on with your mission, get you on that train. Be patient, it won't take too long.

This is all

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

9 Pretty Spring 2019 Makeup Trends You're Going to See Everywhere:

1. Rainbow Eyeshadow.

2. Bold Eyeliner.

3. Monochromatic Makeup.

4. That I Just-Left-My-Facialist Skin.

5. Eyeshadow Lashes.

6. Lipsticks From The Dark Side.

7. Lipstick Lashes!

8. Makeup from My Grandfather.

9. Makeup From My Aunt-niece.

10. Makeup From My Grandpa.

11. Makeup From A Grandmother.

12. Making-Of Makeup From My Granddaddy.

13. Makeup From My Dad's Grandmother.

4. Makeup From My Grandmom's Grandmother.

14. Makeup From A Grandpa's Grandmother.

15. Makeup From My Mother-in-Law Who is A Grown Woman Makeup Artist!

6. Lipsticks From The Dark Side.

7. Lips Of My Grandfather Who Is A Grown Woman Makeup Artist!

8. Makeup From My Grandmother Who Is A Grown Woman Makeup Artist!

9. Makeup From A Grandparent Who is A Grown

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

All my friends are heathens, take it slow.
Wait for them to ask you who you know.
Please don't make any sudden moves.
You don't know the half of the abuse.

Please let me know if you ever get hit with this, i'd like to report it if possible.
If you have any questions, concerns or suggestions, contact me at b✧.wes✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
And if you have trouble finding someone to answer your email, please follow me on Twitter @btsx .

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

I've been playing around with this for a couple of days and thought I was pretty much over it but then it comes up with something like this:

What's the deal with airline food? You get served by your food service person, but you'll just keep being served by your food service person.

At any point if the food service guy keeps acting like a chicken, you're not going to want to make another reservation. So there's a whole process to getting your food back to the food service person. And if you forget who's actually the manager, that's actually against the rules. You're not supposed to be there. You're not supposed to be the manager.

But how do I get there from what I see the sign says?

The answer is, it's in the airport.

When I check into this hotel from here, it's a restaurant called the La Paloma hotel, and I'm seated at The Cattleman Café.

So I order food, get in and there's a line.

If you're like me, you don't know what to expect. You're here for my meal. My stomach just feels like it's on fire, like, "You guys are nuts, aren't you guys just going to let me have that goddamn chicken?'" I'm like, "Yeah, it's in the airplane."

I go in, ask for the chicken.

All the crew is yelling at me like this chicken is just some kind of a

silverfish, Friday, 31 May 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time. There is no other person in the whole of the galaxy who can say that.

The other two are, of course, your mother and your father. You have a mother whom you can never forget, and your father whom you never lose sight of. They were never going to be the same. Their fate and legacy would have been impossible, if even a fraction had survived to me."

She turned the page, and pulled up a page.

We must not get lost. There is no other galaxy I can think of where two of the greatest scientists of the twenty-nineties were living side by side. I had thought myself a pretty smart boy but I'm quite sure they would never have met... If only they had met…

We must not get lost.

* * *

It was night on the second day. My mother was out and my father was down behind the counter at Denny's. Her office was a fairly small space with a few shelves of shelving and a couple of boxes on the floor in a corner behind the counter. The door for the back was open and she had turned out all the lights.

She came in, her dark brown hair swept back in three braids. She wore a business suit. There was a gold chain

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 31 May 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
And you're a very sexy girl
Who's
the hottest little baby
Who's the next next big thing
That could change our worlds
We know where you come from
We know where you come from
We might be able to change your life
Yeah - that's that girl
But we need you now
We need that one - now
If you want me for a girl
I'm gonna tell him to stop messing with you
I'm gonna make him try
I know your life's full of problems and difficulties
We've got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
And you're a very sexy girl
Who's the hottest baby,
Who's the next big thing
That could change our worlds
We know where you come from
We know where you come from
We might be able to change your life
Yeah...

ver·i·si·mil·i·tude
/ˌvərəsəˈmiləˌt(y)o͞od/
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noun
the appearance of being true or real.

Ex.
The Sex Pistols: Rock 'n' Roll is for Fucks (1981)

I read the blogpost about this (https://openai.com/blog/better-language-models/) and found something interesting about what it was trained on:

We created a new dataset which emphasizes diversity of content, by scraping content from the Internet. In order to preserve document quality, we used only pages which have been curated/filtered by humans—specifically, we used outbound links from Reddit which received at least 3 karma. This can be thought of as a heuristic indicator for whether other users found the link interesting (whether educational or funny), leading to higher data quality than other similar datasets

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

Catchin' Cans, Baby, Catchin' Cans (2002)

i am curious to see this

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

totally

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

Fellas! (What?)
Fellas! (What?)
I'm ready! (I'm ready!)
I think I'm gonna
enjoy myself.
The next time you see them, you don't know whether you wish to laugh, cry, laugh so much. Perhaps it's a sign. Perhaps it is all that lies behind everything you say and do every day. Whatever it is, I am going to say it in my book.
(Yes! And yes, and yes!)
And if you find yourself going around asking these same questions of those who don't hear you, ask yourself: What did they hear and do? And for those who don't hear, what was their action? Did the guy or the woman just do too much or too little? Did he or she just sit back or did she jump?
The bottom line is we all know what is real. And it's not all that we think it is. It's the way we feel about it and how we act, say and think about it. The more you talk about this stuff, the more you'll realize that it is a matter of a few dozen, sometimes hundred key words and some pretty good logic and some pretty clever writing.
What's true?
If you love it, don't be afraid to say you love it because nobody is. If you don't

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

Trying to write actual sensical prose for work right after you've been playing with TtT is an exercise in suddenly everything sounds weird. Including this.

― mick signals, Friday, May 31, 2019 10:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Too true, too true. I've noticed that fuckin' around with Transformer for long stretches of time has a cognitive effect not unlike what happens to my eyes if I wind up staring at a tiny screen for too long. Sharp focus is not immediately forthcoming. I guess that's something about human nature.

At any rate, Transformer, let's talk about it.

It's a Transformer.

You know the old expression, "It takes a village to raise a child"? Well, it's a Transformer. As with our world, this is about the size of my head with a tiny bit of extra space built in. But more importantly, you have an all-purpose handheld video game controller that's about the size of a softball thrown in there.

And as an aside, it's worth noting that Transformer's controllers may even be lighter than games like Super Smash Bros. Wii U's. If more people bought a Transformer, they'd sell for significantly less than the controllers Wii U sold last year, which means a lot more money will be spent developing these games. That's not to say Transformer isn't a fun title, as anyone who's played the game and loved it can attest. But for it to be a big moneymaker? It might find even bigger markets than Super Smash Bros. for Switch. And if any game

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words. Anyway, these results are more impressive than anything I've seen before using Markov text generation, even though it is still gibberish. Good work, Transformer!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

Is this thread also being generated by a neural net
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:31 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Isn't everything at this point
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:34 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Of course it is. Except it's neural nets, plural. And they aren't hardware, but wetware.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
speak for yourself, meatbag
― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:37 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why is the space station on fire?
― The End is Nigh, Friday, May 31, 2019 2:39 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I am in trouble
― Toastmaster (WTF) (Pimp), Friday, May 31, 2019 2:49 PM (four and a half hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My friends are dead

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

I'd like to know the granularity at which these answers are constructed. The site seems to say responses are constructed word-by-word, but that seems misleading to me. The prevalence of complex sentences, with multiple subjects and dependent clauses, suggests pattern matching that is based at a higher (and more restrictive) level than single words.

From the blog, "Our model, called GPT-2 (a successor to GPT), was trained simply to predict the next word in 40GB of Internet text." Using such a large dataset, and given 1024 words of context when training, it basically implicitly learns sentence and even paragraph structure.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Airplane chicken is A+

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 31 May 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

Mad - I Hate Music
Hollywood Squares - Hillside Strangler
Slugs - Problem Child
Vox Pop - Cab Driver
Controllers - (The Original) Neutron Bomb
Dogs - Slash Your Face
Gasoline - Killer Man
Kraut - Matinee
Child Molesters - (I'm The) Hillside Strangler
Cold Cock - I Wanna Be Rich
Authorities - Radiation Masturbation
Authorities - I Hate Cops
Nuns - Decadent Jew
Users - Sick Of You
Vicious Visions - I Beat You
To Death
Pig - I Hate To Spank Myself
Hounds Of Love - I Love You And Why You Love Me
All That Remains - My Life
No Good Shit - Get Me To the Hospital
Piggy - The Last Time
Sirens Of L.A. - Let Me Make My Move
Stripped Naked - I'm Not Your Cuckold
Piggy - When I Walk Away
I Know Your Face - Get Up And Quit

flopson, Friday, 31 May 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down sesame street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut

I'm gonna knock your head off with this hot rock
And I do want you to wear
A condom
But that's okay then
I'm just gonna kick your ass out
And I'm a little gay so I'm going to go get an ice cream
What do you say baby?
We'll roll this baby around
When the heat is raging
Like your daddy in the kitchen
But as your daddy in the kitchen it's okay baby
When your daddy does his cooking
And your daddy, in the kitchen
We can all laugh
But let's leave the sauce out
And your mommy will sit on her couch in the lounge like momma
We're gonna roll this baby around
Baby girl you ready for me?
Baby girl you ready for me?
Baby, girl, girl
Don't be a little bitch
You don't give a damn
I ain't gonna tell a motherfuckin'

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 31 May 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link


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