Talk to Transformer

Seriously, there's a weirdly high hit ratio with this one. Almost every iteration has been largely good-to-great:

VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES: What'd they call it?
VINCENT: They call it "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris."
JULES: "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris"?
VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that one guy named "Johnny" got bored with the French Quarter Pounder's because he could get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris.
JULES: What's an American Quarter Pounder?
VINCENT: An American Quarter Pounder is a fancy pastry with a quarter stuck on top and then you fry up in the oven and you are served with a slice of french toast, fried onions, mayonnaise and a side of lettuce.
JULES: What the hell are you talking about?
VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that it takes someone with a little passion but no money to go to Paris to buy a Quarter Pounder and get his own way.

That might be the best one so far.

I don't know, unregistered has also hit a gold mine

I meant of the Jules and Vincent exchanges, not of everything.

ah gotcha

From the play "An American Quarter Pounder in Paris"

Dialogue works well

Hartman: [discovers that Lawrence had his footlocker unlocked] Jesus H. Christ. Private Pyle! WHY is your footlocker unlocked?
Lawrence: Sir, I don't know, sir!
Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is a unlocked footlocker, you know that, don't you?!
Lawrence: Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't any thievery in this world, would there?!
Lawrence: [to Hartman] You sure I won't hurt you, Hartman?
Hartman: Don't talk so, son. Don't be foolish; you've had plenty of time to get your shit together.
Lawrence: Oh, my brother! I can't wait for tomorrow!!
Lawrence leaves Hartman, and walks up the stairs with his penis erect in his hand. He holds his hand in front of him and smiles, which causes Hartman to grin nervously from ear to ear. Hartman then steps towards it and pushes it up and down inside the butt of the phone. A moment later, his hand is up but there's no sound from it and the phone is completely empty and useless.

that escalated quickly

Robert James Smith (born 21 April 1959) is an English singer, songwriter, musician, and record producer. He is the lead singer, guitarist, multi-instrumentalist, primary songwriter, and only continuous member of the rock band the Cure, which he co-founded in 1976. He was also

A singer & songwriter;

An author of books, including No Ordinary Day, A Night With The Cure, No Ordinary House, The Cure: The Musical, A Cure For Madness, and The Cure: The Story. He has won four Grammys for The Cure album The Cure: A Cure For Madness. He worked in the creative departments for bands such as the Eagles, The Byrds, The Who, and Fleetwood Mac, and co-founded a music and theatre firm.

Smith's best-known work is with the band The Cure in 1977, where he sang the hit song "The Only One", and was the sole original member to produce the album. Although he retired from acting after the band's final tour because of injuries from a falling tree branch, many of his lyrics remain.

Smith's career in music, although brief, inspired generations of artists, including Brian Eno. He has won six Grammy Awards for writing and performing live music, as well as co-writing songs for film such as The Lord Of The Rings

Susan Janet Ballion, known professionally as Siouxsie Sioux (born 27 May 1957), is an English singer, songwriter, musician and producer. She is best known as the lead singer of the alternative rock band Siouxsie and the Banshees (1976–1996) and

she is a member of the American folk-rock band KISS, also known as the "Kiss" band.

Quotes [ edit ]

[ about a year before death ] I think I might've had a heart attack. Not just the type of heart attack that causes death - there was actually a heart attack that's been attributed to me. I remember sitting there for probably about half an hour or something and I suddenly started getting out of breath and started having a hard time breathing. So what I took in was something that might be due to my age - which was only 26 as far as I've been aware. So what I was finding was that I had a stroke, as did every person my age. It was quite remarkable and was something that was actually very distressing. But that was all, really, from what I could tell.

[ about the death of a close friend ] I wish we could have gone down there more. I knew that had actually happened to several friends. It doesn't take a lot to get in my way of a song but it just makes you

Steven Patrick Morrissey (born 22 May 1959), known mononymously as Morrissey, is an English singer, songwriter, and author. He came to prominence as the frontman of the rock band the Smiths, which was active from 1982 to 1987. Since then, he has

won two Grammys and is nominated for another one every year. He wrote several popular songs, like "Cigarettes for the People" and "The Great Dictator's Theme". This collection, written between 2000 and 2007 but released in 2001, includes lyrics from the songs performed live on stage of the Smiths concerts in 2006 at Hyde Park Theatre (London).

Morrissey also has a film career. In 2011, he recorded his own documentary The World at Night, but it was never released. In 2012, he released the first volume of his Songbooks, a collection of songs he wrote and recorded between 1989 and 1994. Since then, the book has been in private production.

Kamaal Ibn John Fareed (born Jonathan William Davis; April 10, 1970), better known by his stage name Q-Tip, is an American rapper, record producer, singer, actor and DJ. Nicknamed The Abstract, he is noted for his innovative

soundscapes, his rhymes and his dance moves. Q-Tip's breakthrough single "Dirty South" was a Top 10, Top 20

and sold over 25 million copies around the world. A member of Wu-Tang Clan,

Q-Tip has also been featured on the hit album

(2008)

. The song also became the top

Kali album.

Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan: The Wu-Tang Clan

and Q-Tip are currently working on their sixth album together.

Q-Tip is one of the most successful solo

repertory artists.

André Lauren Benjamin (born May 27, 1975),[1] better known by his stage name André 3000 (formerly Dre), is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, actor, and dancer best known for being part of hip hop duo Outkast alongside fellow rapper Big Boi. As an actor,

Believes he is "more of an entertainer than an actor" and can act "a little bit faster and punch a little harder."[1] He is married to his wife,

Eun B. Kim, born October 10, 1993, and has two children: Kasey Lee and David Lee.[2] He is also an actor, singer, and actor of various animated programs:

Troy Aikman

Brett Favre

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Randy Moss

C.J. Mosley

Kerry Washington

Steve Nash

Miguel "Lil" Wayne

Chris Brown

Chad "I'm with you" Jackson

Maddox

Justin Timberlake

Kevin Nash

Gwyneth Paltrow

Reece Shearsmith

Mason Tatum

Logan Marshall-Green

Justin Timberlake

I don't know what happened with that last one

Dale: Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.
Robert: We literally have never done any of those things.

Dale: I just don't think there is any reason why we should. Robert takes him by the arm. (The rest laughs.)
Robert: How are you not a cop?
Dale: (in a deep voice) I'm a farmer, and he's an officer here. It's not like we're living with you guys.
Robert sighs and reaches to take his hand. And he puts it there.
"Hey, Dale."
Dale: I need a lift home. Robert leans back and leans in for a kiss, then sits up on the curb and holds him. Robert slowly leans in again. They kiss for a bit until Robert's arms are around Dale's neck. He kisses back and hugs them both tight. After a while he pulls out his cellphone and dials. "Hey, Dale!" "Hi."

Confirmed members of So Solid Crew

Lisa Maffia
Romeo
Carl Morgan
MC Harvey
G-Man
Kaish
Oxide & Neutrino
DJ Swiss
Megaman
Asher D
A.M. SNiPER
Nick Siegel
Ozone
Jack Sleeves
Waffle
Doomin
Sonic the Hedgehog (Original)
Trevor Sama (Older Version)
Henderson Sabin (Old Version)
Kirby (Older Version)
T-Man
Roland
Captain America (Classic)
Wiccan
Nero (Original)
Crow (Original)
Gigi (Old Version)
Sonic Rbot (Original)
Wario
Cinderella (Classic)
Martha (Old Version)
Puppet Show (Old Version)
Mario
Mr. Mime
Shane Ripp
Pumpkin (Original)
Gigi & Luigi
Pikmin
Super Mario Bros. 3
Jigglypuff (Original)
Hornet
Jigglypuff (Young Version)
Bowser Jr.
Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon (Original)

[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]
Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?
Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means, "Hello, brother-in-law." They think it's from the Mafia. [He opens a can, reading Italian. As the man reads it, Tommy jumps from his crouch and throws the can at the other man and shoves him to the ground.] And this, the most magnificent thing on the plane, is a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. [He throws open a can that is also full of gunpowder.] And this? There's nothing on the plane. So, this? What are your other beers?
Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon...
Tommy: Ah.
Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Tommy: Pabst Blue Ribbon. [The two men look at each other.]
Sergeant O'Brian: The thing is, I'm a guy for booze. But let's talk about guns.
Marcelo: You're an ass.
Tommy: Well...
Marcelo: Don't get me wrong, you're a nice guy, I can't blame you...
Marcelo: What do you mean

Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick! What are you gonna do, throw me back in a cage?
Dale: You wanna be the one to break my body?
Brennan: What? You wanna be the one to kill me?
Dale: What? You want to be the one to get out of me with you?
Brennan: Why?
Dale: I'll get it with a nice long bath.
Brennan: I don't like that idea!
Dale: I won't even try.
Brennan: You're never gonna let me in the cell.
Dale: I wouldn't want you getting yourself in any other way.
Brennan: But you're gonna get a little bit of a taste, won't you?
Dale: What do I say?
Brennan: I don't know! All I know is that you're one damned man.
Dale: You wanna stay in prison?
Brennan: Fine. I do what I damn well please.
Dale: You do what you damn well please?
Brennan: This is the only time I'll ever do that for myself.

[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]
Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?
Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means he sent back my daughter. Now it's his turn to pick on his kid sister and make her fight off some big bros.
Kurt Russell: I knew we were gonna be able to outsmart that kid.
The Joker: What, that you love me more than your daughter's life?
Kurt Russell: Well, she gets to live!
Reed Richards, Doctor: You're gonna need more than a pair of pants to keep them warm, pal.
Reed Richards : There's gotta be a way to melt 'em, buddy.
Ziggy Gumbel: It may be cold on this side of Manhattan, but they know exactly how to cook 'em up.
Cory Michael Smith, The Joker : I would've wanted a more... I would've ...
Reed Richards , Doctor: And a better one.
The Suicide Squad : There are too many of them, and they're... too much fun to go around on.
Bart Simpson: I just want to eat dinner.
The Joker : My mom wants me in line for her favorite buffet restaurant and

BLAKE: Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?

LEVENE: Yeah.

BLAKE: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? If that wasn't enough, here comes somebody who won't shut up about how bad the job you're doing, about how this place sucks. Now listen up, man. If you're willing to sell me my dignity...I like you in a heartbeat.

CAMERON: And I'm not kidding. I like you just the same.

LEVENE: Look at these numbers? How about the fact that your city's unemployment is up 20 percent and you're the reason unemployment's up?

CAMERON: You know what it's about?

LEVENE: It's about the things we don't have. I mean, that's my main point. I'm not talking about that job, man. I'm talking about the shit that people are not getting from you.

(The audience reacts excitedly to that line.)

CAMERON: Whoa.

Vader: If only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father. Your father's father, Vader, Darth Caius.

Luke: But your father was a Rebel sympathizer. He fought against you. Vader, you betrayed him. You killed one of his closest people, your father.

Vader: Luke, you are going to know the power of good and evil in this galaxy if you fight me.

Luke: But I won't fight you if it means I'll never help you. I won't even join you, if your father was right all this time.

Vader: I heard his voice. The one who made Obi-Wan believe he is worth more than everything else.

Luke: Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader.
Vader: Come, Luke. I won't beat you.
[The room explodes, Vader is shot through the chest, but stands, and gets back up.]

Luke: Who you think you are, my brother?

[Darth Vader is lying on the ground with his back against the wall]

Vader: I didn't think anyone would fight against my might, even if you were Darth Vader of the First

SAMWELL: And your father your real father was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne. I'm sorry, I know it's a lot to take in.

JON SNOW: My father was the most honorable man I ever met. You're saying he lied to me all my life.

SAMWELL: No. He was lying to save his life! He did everything he could and did everything he wanted to do... but somehow it led to his death.

JON SNOW: The truth is even he didn't know.

SAMWELL: He didn’t? That's incredible...

JON SNOW: A man of his stature can't have been lying to anyone ever. What could it have been?

SAMWELL: All I know is I loved him dearly, which led me into a deep love affair with one of the most powerful people you know. I became obsessed with that man. It was an obsession that grew into a love affair - an obsession that culminated in our marriage. She was a part of it all. There can be no doubt about that. My brother didn't want the death of his beloved bride, though. He wanted to see her again...

JON SNOW: But

Haha

Sarah: Keep it under 65. We don't wanna get pulled over.

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: No, no, no, no. You don't say "Affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "No problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude, you say "Eat me". And if you want to shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby".

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: So, if they come up, you say "Hasta la vista". They know what we say, and they know where we are coming from. "Affirmative" means "I'm gonna leave it that way", you know?

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: And if they come up and they go, "Yeah, that's cool, I'm gonna go talk to some one" you say "Ha! Ha. Ha". That's something we do in this place, so we don't need people talking to each other like that. We have people talking to us like this.

Terminator: Affirmative.

John: We have some of the best people to be out here. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't respect our people. You know?

Terminator:

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink: I tip, but you know what I'm like? You know what I do to my mother and to my mom's family, I call it, 'The Black Box' where I'm really good so you don't ever call me names.
Nice Guy Eddie: Well what would you have me guess I'm in a relationship with?
Mr. Pink: A black dick.
Nice Guy Eddie: A fucking fucker's ass, dude! I wouldn't dare call me a 'fuck' again, no offense. It's not right. I would fucking shoot the guy right now just because!
Mr. Pink: Well I could see if I needed it to, if somebody was

JON SNOW: What about everyone else? All the other people who think they know what's good.

DAENERYS: They don't get to choose. Be with me. Build the new world with me. This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name and I was a little girl who couldn't count to 20. We do it together. We break the wheel together.

JON SNOW: You are my queen. Now, and always.

DAENERYS: Now go. You're my king, Jon Snow, to everyone who comes after you.

KHAROL: Yes.

CATHERINE: I'm on the phone now.

CIRIS: We'll meet up soon.

JON SNOW: The only thing you say to my parents, my brothers and sisters will always be my parents to me, as much as you need anything you've ever done. And I do need anything you ever need.

CATHERINE I can't go anymore. Jon Snow has changed!

(Karen's and Jon's parents walk out of the room.)

JON SNOW: I'm just glad you're okay. I think I just got kicked outta the castle for being drunk again,

I'm gonna take my horse
to the Old Town Road
I'm gonna ride
Till I reach
The New Town Road
And go home I think

lmao

Mr. Pink: I tip, but you know what I'm like? You know what I do to my mother and to my mom's family, I call it, 'The Black Box' where I'm really good so you don't ever call me names.
Nice Guy Eddie: Well what would you have me guess I'm in a relationship with?
Mr. Pink: A black dick.

AI has Tarantino's number.

Dying at the idea of one of So Solid Crew being called 'Puppet Show'. That's just brilliant

or Jack Sleeves!

These combinations are hilarious:

The Electric Prunes: "I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)" (Annette Tucker, Nancie Mantz) – 3:02 (#11)
The Standells: "Dirty Water" (Ed Cobb) – 2:50 (#11)
The Strangeloves: "Night Time" (Bob Feldman, Jerry Goldstein, Richard Gottehrer)– 2:35 (#30)
The Knickerbockers: "Lies" (Beau Charles, Buddy Randell) – 2:46 (#20)
The Vagrants: "Respect" (Otis Redding) – 2:17
Mouse: "A Public Execution" (Knox Henderson, Ronnie Weiss) – 3:02
The Blues Project: "No Time Like the Right Time" (Al Kooper) – 2:49 (#96)
The B-52's: "The Night Before" (Cindy Holland) – 1:34 (#30)
The Who: "The Star Song" (Billy Preston, George Harrison) – 2:43 (#60)
The Yardbirds: "Sweet Lady Belushi" (Toots Williams) – 2:13 (#52)
Earl Sweatshirt: "No Sleep at All" (Bette Midler) – 2:42 (#53)
The Beach Boys: "Hey Jude"

This is my new laughter medicine:

The Electric Prunes: "I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)" (Annette Tucker, Nancie Mantz) – 3:02 (#11)
The Standells: "Dirty Water" (Ed Cobb) – 2:50 (#11)
The Strangeloves: "Night Time" (Bob Feldman, Jerry Goldstein, Richard Gottehrer)– 2:35 (#30)
The Knickerbockers: "Lies" (Beau Charles, Buddy Randell) – 2:46 (#20)
The Vagrants: "Respect" (Otis Redding) – 2:17
Mouse: "A Public Execution" (Knox Henderson, Ronnie Weiss) – 3:02
The Blues Project: "No Time Like the Right Time" (Al Kooper) – 2:49 (#96)
Bob Dylan: "Blue Sunday" (Charlie Parker) – 5:42 (#36)
The Strokes: "We Must Talk About Kevin" (James Brown) – 6:18 (#45)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: "Lovecraft, Inc." (Owen G)|7:03 (#35)
Mumford & Sons: "Tangled Up In Blue" (Steve Vai) – 2:37 (#12)
Paul Simon & Co.: "Don't Kill My Vibe

1: Peggy Gou – “It Makes You Forget (Itgehane)”
2: The 1975 – “Love It If We Made It”
3: Ella Mai – “Boo’d Up”
4: Lana Del Rey – “Venice Bitch”
5: Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
6: Ariana Grande – “thank u, next
7: Jessie Ware – “Overtime
8: Janelle Monáe – “Make Me Feel”
9: Mitski – “Nobody”
10: Kero Kero Bonito – “”Only Acting”
11: Ariana Grande – “Love At First Hit** ‏ ‏
12: Justin Bieber – “All Too Well ‏
‏ ____________________
13: Katy Perry – **Love Yourself‡ ‏ ‏
14: Ariana Grande – “I Would Die 4 U‏ __________________
15: Katy Perry – “Let It Go‡ ‏ ‏
16: Lil Jon – “You're Sexy Like Me‡ ‏ ‏
17: Ariana Grande – “Till We Meet Again

A few alternate P-Funk discographies:

Free Your Mind... and Your Ass Will Follow (1970)
Maggot Brain (1971)
America Eats Its Young (1972)
Cosmic Slop (1973)
Standing on the Verge of Getting it On (1974)
Up for the Down Stroke (1974)
Chocolate City (1975)
Mothership Connection (1976)
The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein (1976)
Harcore Jollies (1976)
Tales of Kidd Funkadelic (1976)
Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome (1977)
You Can Move (1977)
This Old Boomer is a Lovable Jackass (1977)
In My Feelin' Head (1978)
The New Age of Sucker Punch (1978)
I'm Here to Win (1979)
Get Your Own Damn Car (1979)

Cockroaches in Paradise (1977)
Strawberry Bags in the Moon (1978)
My Love Will Only Grow (1978)
The Big Bang Boy (1979)
The Hombres (1979)
In the End, Everything's Felt (1979)
Cherry Bomb in Heaven (1980)
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World (1982)
Couples (1978)
Bathroom Blues (1999)
The Big Bang Boys: Love Shack (2001)

Losea's Brain (1977)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1977)
Chewy Gimmick (1978)
I Get On Like a Girl (1978)
Stonewall (1979)
Dr. Tachyon (1979)
The Holographic Woman (1979)
What's a Guy to do? (1979)
What's It Like to Be a Woman (1979)
Sex. Rock music. All day. This Man (1980)
Songs for a Fetus (1980)
The Sex Pistols: Rock 'n' Roll is for Fucks (1981)

The Piss-Plagued Child (1977)
The Rock-Up (1977)
I Don't Want a Friend-in-Law (1978)
Crocodile Boy (1978)
The Naked Highway (1979)
Nurse on My Back (1982)

Pony Canyon (1978)
The Power of Music (1980)
Funkfest 2000 (1981)
Dixie Melody (1982)
The End of the Summer (1984)
Somewhere Over the Rainbow (1985)
It's a Shame About You (1988)
Troubled Child (1989)
A Little About That Beat (1990)
It's All Right Now... Let It Go (1991)
Loverboys (1991)
It's an American Movie Day (1992)
We Built This City (1993)
Candyman: The Artifacts of Rock'n'Roll Destruction (1994)
I'll Be There (1995)
The Miserable Life of Oscar Hammerstein II (1996)
Let Me Out (1997)

Bastille's Christmas (1977)
The Secret of the Golden Egg (1977)
A.P.C.O.T. (1977)
Eddie Got Your Back (1978)
My Best Friend's Daughter (1980)
No One Gets Away (1980)
The Big Bopper (1981)
Sick, Sick, Sicker (1981)
Sweet & Dirty: The Revenge of The Stooge (1982)
Nelly Furtado: The Life of the Artistic Bastard (1984)
One Hundred Years of Hoes and Hoes (1984)
I Have No Idea What You're Playing at (1984)

Disco Fucking (1977)
Punch a Kid (1977)
Reverie (1978)
The Boredom Blues (1979)
The Blue Pill (1979)
The Miserable Life of Walter "Fat Bastard" Whitehead (1980)
Sleek Diner (1982)
Voodoo (1987)
It Was a Great Day by the Beach (1981)
Belly Flops (1982)

Shy Houdini (1978)
The New Age of Stupid (1979)
Anatomy of a Fucking Machine (1978)
Lucky Old Fool (1979)
The Black Cowl of Doom (1979)
The End of Jazz (1979)
The Great Depression Is Happening (1980)

(This is clearly just an endless well.)

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this kid who got so into his game

That it was time for him to change

When he put the ball in his mouth, the ball just dropped right in front of him

And instead of hitting it into the left field corner

The ball hit it in the opposite way

And instead of landing right in the middle of the left field corner, it hit off all of his clothes at once

And instead of hitting him right in the middle of the right field corner, it bounced off the back wall

That ball went right up and through this child's face

This kid went right up and through their neck.

This kid went right up and through this kid's chest.

This kid went right up and through the boy's chest.

But all that came out with no sound was this kid's soul flying through the air

This song was called "It Came Down To Me" by The Who.

One of the lyrics reads:

Inspired by the So Solid Crew list up threead:

Members of the Wu Tang Clan include:
RZA
GZA
Method Man
Raekwon
Ghostface Killah
Inspectah Deck
U-God
Masta Killa
Cappadonna
Nas
R. Kelly
De La Soul
Lil M.A.F.C. (feat. Kanye West)
Suga Loosa
Kris Williams
Pee Wee Herman
Jermaine Dupri
ScHoolboy Q
Eminem
Jeezy
Ferg
F. Scott Fitzgerald
GZA (feat. Eazy-E)
Skrillex
Big Sean
Daft Punk
The Wu Tang Clan is the first rap group not affiliated with any other artists. If you ask someone on the street what the group is, they'll probably say it's the coolest thing ever.
You can join the Wu Tang Clan right now at mtvu.com.

They rejected my application :(

Yes, dialogue is fertile ground.


Harry: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry: When did I say that?
Sally: On the ride to New York.
Harry: You can't tell me!
Sally: Well, I could.
Harry: Don't you see? You like me?
Sally: (gets up) You want to get in my pants? Why wouldn't you?
Harry: But who do you want in my pants?
Sally: (shakes her head) You see, I've been telling you this day and day.
Harry: Oh God, you're talking like some kind of monster.
Sally: What you think you're talking about... is actually just the truth... it's been in my back pocket all my life, not you.
Harry: And I don't want it in your back pocket unless you give it to me first.
Sally: (looks in his eyes) Oh, well, I guess we might be both wrong here...
Sally: What do we have here?
Harry: I've got this!
Sally: Oh my God!
Harry: It's a little pink and pink.

LISA: Wendy?
WENDY: Yes Lisa.
LISA: Is the water warm enough?
WENDY: Yes Lisa.
LISA: Shall we begin?
WENDY: Yes Lisa.
LISA: Oh, wow, you're really cold, are you?
WENDY: What!?
LISA: There's nothing, Lisa. I told you last night I was coming home for my birthday tomorrow.
WENDY: Really? And now I'm going back home and getting a big surprise just for Christmas?! That's crazy. I just...I think I'm actually going to get that cake, and there's just no way I can put it away all night so you don't have to eat it, you know?
LISA: Really? You have no idea?
WENDY: Maybe someday someday, okay I'll make up your mind, it's a big surprise, but right now is really...it's kind of my birthday, right?
LISA: Wow, so when you get home your birthday cake?
WENDY: Yeah yes I know.
LISA: I don't care if your birthday comes early or not. Why don't you just make dinner for the family, and I'll bring you home to eat it.
WENDY: Okay, I can't

Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The name of the person who called me yesterday.
Abbott: Who?
Costello: The caller and you.
Abbott: And you are calling me first.
Costello: Yes sir. Thank you.
Abbott: And now I want you to respond.
Costello: Yes sir.
Abbott: I'm going to read you his response because this is what he said he is feeling personally.
Costello: In the last week or so my emotions have gone out the window for him. I'm almost afraid to feel anything for him. I know you're listening. I know you're saying the right thing. My heart is in the wrong place. You and your party are not helping me. I'm not going to vote this country into a second term.
Abbott: Who said anything about him being elected?
Costello: Mr. Abbott, that's what a party should not say. I would never even consider, not to mention a Republican, would do what you're doing. I'm not sure what the next thing is.
Abbott: Who said anything?

no, who's on first

Vladimir: What do we do now?
Estragon: Wait.
Vladimir: Yes, but while waiting.
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows.
Where it falls mandrakes grow.
That's why they shriek when you pull them up.
Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
Estragon: (firmly in his grip on Vladimir). Yes. Yes.
(Gravity pulls him back as well as Vladimir. He's very uncomfortable on his stomach. He's not happy. Vladimir groans heavily.)
What are your feelings? How do you feel?
Vladimir: I don't know. I'm not feeling that...
(The sound of an alarm. Then an explosion in Vladimir's chest.)
Estragon: Let's finish.
Estragon: It'll take a while. Just wait.
Vladimir: Wait.
Vladimir: Oh my God.
Estragon: The sound. The explosion.
Vladimir, who is not in the room, hears it too. His eyes light up just when

i thought the jokes were next level:

Talk to Transformer

Talk to Transformer (no-www)

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

C: (pause) I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to register a complaint!

O: We're closin' for lunch.

C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Well, we're sorry to hear that, I understand you've been looking for the Parrot Master.

C: What is your name?

O: Miss? Well, there it is, if you won't tell us a name then I shall be so sorry. I've never even heard of your company. This Parrot Master, he's just too much for his first parrot, he's too big and we can't carry him, he's too big, he's too big, too big, too big.

C: And he's so tall too. The best part, the most wonderful part, the most delightful part to watch this Parrot? His ears, he's so long and sharp and beautiful, his ears are as big as a bushy apple, the feathers are so long too,

JERRY: And I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

OSGOOD: I forgive you.

JERRY: And I can never have children.

OSGOOD: We'll adopt some.

JERRY: But you don't understand! I'm a MAN!

OSGOOD: Well – nobody's perfect.

JERRY: I can't believe my life will ever be perfect until I get pregnant with you! I have to have the baby you want NOW!

OSGOOD: Then you'll be sure to change!

JERRY: I just will! You're perfect for me! You'll never be wrong!

OSGOOD: Don't talk like that! If that has anything to do with you and your past life, I'm sure you will learn.

JERRY: I know!

[They sit and wait.]

JAKE: I love you!

[At the bus stop, Jeez.]

[The scene cuts to a motel room.]

JAKE: I love you!

[She kisses his forehead].

Self-Inflicted Aerial Nostalgia (1989)
Same Place the Fly Got Smashed (1990)
Propeller (1992)
Vampire on Titus (1993)
Bee Thousand (1994)
Alien Lanes (1995)
Under the Bushes Under the Stars (1996)
Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
Mag Earwhig! (1997)
I Can't Live with My Baby! (1998)
Tower of Ponds (1998)
Duke of Caine (1999)
The New Face of the West (1999)
Warm Belly Bitch (2000)
The Final Stand (2000)
Jazz in France (2001)
Dirty Rotten (2001)
Catchin' Cans, Baby, Catchin' Cans (2002)
The Last of the Wild Boar (2003)
The Big Book of Bad Words (2003)
Loser (2003)
The Old Man and the Gun (2003)
A Time to Shine (2003)
The Man Who Could See (2003)
Beware the Evil One (2003)
Fatal Attraction (2004)
The Long Summer (2004)
This is What You Get for a New Year (2004)
Dangerous Minds (2004)
The Good Soldier (2005)