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― flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:53 (seven years ago)
Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb angel boyIn the doorway boy, she was a lipstick boyShe was a beautiful boy and tears boyAnd all in your inner space boyYou had hands girl boy and steel boyYou had chemicals boy, I've grown so close to you, boyAnd you just groan boy, she said, "come over, come over"She smiled at you boy
Bella, you just loved your father
When he was dead, you were her
But you couldn't keep him away now, son, I know you cry
When we die you'll cry for me, you'll cry for me, but you never cried
It feels like you are a stranger to me
But you're one of the family now
It feels so good to know that you don't have to
I hear you crying at night, don't cry boy
But you are all there, man, boy
Baby, look at me you are all right, baby
I will never leave you I will never lose you boy
I have a feeling I know who you really are boy, son
So I'm gonna make it official now
I'm bringing him over to my room boy
You like that, boy? Because I want to tell him,
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:57 (seven years ago)
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. As I was doing this in my dream, I felt something come out of my chest… It looked like something had been pushed into the wall behind me, it was like a heavy weight and I was pushed forward… My foot slipped. I turned to see I was standing, looking up at the window of the car. I couldn't see if it was an angel or an Devil. I couldn't even tell if the two were laughing… That was when I noticed it… The image was coming into my head. It wasn't a clear image but it seemed like a devil… But I didn't remember anything about before.
When we got to the car, the doctor came over. I told him I had had a nightmare but didn't know why. He said something to my wife. My wife was upset about what the doctor had said, and told us she felt that my nightmares, which had been taking years, were now making things harder for us. She wanted me to take the sleeping pill again. I replied that they could try a combination of them.
My wife was upset, but I told her, I didn't mind the medication, but I needed some more help. She went to see me later that night and I went to work the next morning
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:02 (seven years ago)
Shaquille O'Neal ordered Chicken McNuggets one night. A move he would forever regret.
O'Neal said the food was good and he enjoyed the meal, but he was shocked when the waiter handed him one of his favorite sandwich wraps and it was not breaded at all but chicken covered in bacon.
"It was just disgusting. I was mad," O'Neal said. "That's when I told him if it wasn't breaded at all then it should have been a hamburger and not a chicken nugget."
Burgers do not exist in Oklahoma.
"That was something where I don't care what anyone thinks, not people who think 'We eat pork, so how are they eating the chicken nuggets?'" O'Neal said, his voice rising again.
The rest of the restaurant, a short distance down Main Street in Oklahoma City, would also have been considered the city's "no offense burger court."
A local reporter who visited the restaurant said it was "tasteless."
"You couldn't believe it was bacon," said Sam Waring, 29. "I don't understand it at all. It tasted like chicken in a sandwich that didn't even come with bread on it."
On Tuesday, an Oklahoma City television station revealed there was a fried chicken sandwich in the restaurant
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:26 (seven years ago)
The devil uses only single-ply toilet tissue. It was so simple I was able to work out my own method of doing the same thing with a different tissue. So here we have a single sheet used to roll a towel roll of toilet paper.
We then used a tissue from a roll that our toilet paper came from and the same procedure is repeated.
Once I've achieved a perfect rolling result, it takes about 15 minutes each time, but you need to be in the shower immediately afterwards to complete the roll. This means doing all your toilet roll maintenance and maintenance once every five minutes or so.
My Method
First remove the toilet roll from the towel by cutting with a knife.
Then simply rub any remaining tissue on the surface, leaving it there for a few moments, just to see whether it's still working.
When the toilet roll is completely clean remove it, again rub any excess tissue on the surface where it's rubbing, so as to check that the tissue is still being properly rubbed.
Once all you've got is the single sheet of tissue, use a tissue to roll it up and place it over your toilet paper in the direction opposite from the direction you want it to roll towards, this gives the shape a little more to look like a toilet roll. If you've done the same thing with multiple sheets, I use several sheets at
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:32 (seven years ago)
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― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:46 (seven years ago)
Q. Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?
A. Maybe. Not really. It is bad enough that he is always surrounded by naked women, especially with his father. But if something good happens while he is being watched—his diaper changing, or your hand stroking his hair—it can be even more damaging. A baby might think, "It is my fault for being naked. Maybe it's fine to see me." In fact, seeing you naked for an extended period of time will leave a baby psychologically damaged.
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:27 (seven years ago)
I think I've found another goldmine:
VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: They call it "Half Pounder." JULES: Fuck, it's a good name. They always say "Half Pounder" in the movie. VINCENT: It's like when people get old and they say things about when the first thing that makes them feel better is when they get a new toy that says "Half Pounder. I got a big toy, we've got to build a half pounder." It's ridiculous, this fucking joke. We always say things like "Boris used to have this funny shit" or "The shit's really bad" or whatever, but all these characters are just fucked up. The fucking movie isn't funny. It's sick. JULES: Yeah it's sad, we can understand why they'd be afraid that your character's got such a small dick that his name is Half Pounder.VINCENT: That's my character.
VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: They call it "A Special Case." JULES: What the fuck did you two talk about? VINCENT: I didn't talk about anything. JULES: Well... VINCENT: I'm just gonna go ahead and take a dump in plain view, okay? JULES: You think that'll do? VINCENT: If I don't want to get caught, I'm gonna stand right next to you. JULES: Alright. VINCENT: So, now I gotta go. JULES: That's a little strange. VINCENT: Oh, yeah. It ain't like I wanna go in front of your whole fucking group, OK? JULES: I wouldn't want to stand next to you, but what do you want to do? VINCENT: I want to get in your head and talk.
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:28 (seven years ago)
Don't misunderstand the question. Aint about something more sinister.
I mean if the baby (under one year) happens to be in the same room...sitting in their baby-chair on the floor...staring into space or at you....there's no-one else in the house and won't be for hours....you're bored and restless...you haven't watched that film you downloaded yet....sure it's uncomfortable, but is it wrong bad, wrong, or just okay?
A. Yes! Here's why...
Your baby doesn't know you are doing this to him....you know he is thinking:
Hey, baby, does daddy want to fuck me or what?
(If he is doing this too much)
Oh, that's silly. If he does, well.....then why not turn your attention back to his face and butt and not on your face- you know....do this so he can see what it's like for you both.
Yes, baby, do it for fun. It may not be the most exciting/fun/completer sex thing you do, but hey, just do it! (And for extra enjoyment, you should do it with a couple of friends if they have a baby
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:28 (seven years ago)
On candystripe legs the Spiderman comesSoftly in the shadow of the evening sunStealing past the windows of the blissfully deadLooking for the victim shivering in bed
So I was sitting quietly on my couchAnd watched the televisionWhen I heard the door buzz open.Come on in darling, come on in!I know you're just trying to relaxBut the spider still won't leave the apartment
The spider still won't leave the apartment
It's too late to tell
The girl and the kid are just sitting
Trying their best
And they're not trying at all
You wanna know if our baby would ever forgive
But don't worry darling, it'll be over soon
Then you're a real friend
Then a real brother you say
But you're my brother now
Now you're my sister that I love
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:30 (seven years ago)
REMIX:
But all in vain, I must fight
You, I believe in my heart
God knows where, I know your heart
No sooner sees me on the street than I leave you
And we shall always be together
But one night in the very place to live
How shall we be the same
The spider man is always on our side
He always holds our hand
The spiderman is always on our side
It's the way of the spiderman.
But you and your web
It's the way of the spiderman
I'll always be with you, and I'll always be with you
No, no, no, no, I can't let go of you
I can't let you go
He never gives up, never gets tired
He never gives up. You are the light of his life
We see now your face we see now your face
What is your joy as
Seriously, there's a weirdly high hit ratio with this one. Almost every iteration has been largely good-to-great:
VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: They call it "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris." JULES: "A Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris"? VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that one guy named "Johnny" got bored with the French Quarter Pounder's because he could get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris. JULES: What's an American Quarter Pounder? VINCENT: An American Quarter Pounder is a fancy pastry with a quarter stuck on top and then you fry up in the oven and you are served with a slice of french toast, fried onions, mayonnaise and a side of lettuce. JULES: What the hell are you talking about? VINCENT: This is my little way of saying that it takes someone with a little passion but no money to go to Paris to buy a Quarter Pounder and get his own way.
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:51 (seven years ago)
That might be the best one so far.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:53 (seven years ago)
I don't know, unregistered has also hit a gold mine
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:54 (seven years ago)
I meant of the Jules and Vincent exchanges, not of everything.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 30 May 2019 21:57 (seven years ago)
ah gotcha
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:04 (seven years ago)
From the play "An American Quarter Pounder in Paris"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:14 (seven years ago)
Dialogue works well
Hartman: [discovers that Lawrence had his footlocker unlocked] Jesus H. Christ. Private Pyle! WHY is your footlocker unlocked?Lawrence: Sir, I don't know, sir!Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is a unlocked footlocker, you know that, don't you?!Lawrence: Sir, yes, sir!Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't any thievery in this world, would there?!Lawrence: [to Hartman] You sure I won't hurt you, Hartman?Hartman: Don't talk so, son. Don't be foolish; you've had plenty of time to get your shit together.Lawrence: Oh, my brother! I can't wait for tomorrow!!Lawrence leaves Hartman, and walks up the stairs with his penis erect in his hand. He holds his hand in front of him and smiles, which causes Hartman to grin nervously from ear to ear. Hartman then steps towards it and pushes it up and down inside the butt of the phone. A moment later, his hand is up but there's no sound from it and the phone is completely empty and useless.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:18 (seven years ago)
that escalated quickly
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:19 (seven years ago)
Robert James Smith (born 21 April 1959) is an English singer, songwriter, musician, and record producer. He is the lead singer, guitarist, multi-instrumentalist, primary songwriter, and only continuous member of the rock band the Cure, which he co-founded in 1976. He was also
A singer & songwriter;
An author of books, including No Ordinary Day, A Night With The Cure, No Ordinary House, The Cure: The Musical, A Cure For Madness, and The Cure: The Story. He has won four Grammys for The Cure album The Cure: A Cure For Madness. He worked in the creative departments for bands such as the Eagles, The Byrds, The Who, and Fleetwood Mac, and co-founded a music and theatre firm.
Smith's best-known work is with the band The Cure in 1977, where he sang the hit song "The Only One", and was the sole original member to produce the album. Although he retired from acting after the band's final tour because of injuries from a falling tree branch, many of his lyrics remain.
Smith's career in music, although brief, inspired generations of artists, including Brian Eno. He has won six Grammy Awards for writing and performing live music, as well as co-writing songs for film such as The Lord Of The Rings
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:21 (seven years ago)
Susan Janet Ballion, known professionally as Siouxsie Sioux (born 27 May 1957), is an English singer, songwriter, musician and producer. She is best known as the lead singer of the alternative rock band Siouxsie and the Banshees (1976–1996) and
she is a member of the American folk-rock band KISS, also known as the "Kiss" band.
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[ about a year before death ] I think I might've had a heart attack. Not just the type of heart attack that causes death - there was actually a heart attack that's been attributed to me. I remember sitting there for probably about half an hour or something and I suddenly started getting out of breath and started having a hard time breathing. So what I took in was something that might be due to my age - which was only 26 as far as I've been aware. So what I was finding was that I had a stroke, as did every person my age. It was quite remarkable and was something that was actually very distressing. But that was all, really, from what I could tell.
[ about the death of a close friend ] I wish we could have gone down there more. I knew that had actually happened to several friends. It doesn't take a lot to get in my way of a song but it just makes you
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:23 (seven years ago)
Steven Patrick Morrissey (born 22 May 1959), known mononymously as Morrissey, is an English singer, songwriter, and author. He came to prominence as the frontman of the rock band the Smiths, which was active from 1982 to 1987. Since then, he has
won two Grammys and is nominated for another one every year. He wrote several popular songs, like "Cigarettes for the People" and "The Great Dictator's Theme". This collection, written between 2000 and 2007 but released in 2001, includes lyrics from the songs performed live on stage of the Smiths concerts in 2006 at Hyde Park Theatre (London).
Morrissey also has a film career. In 2011, he recorded his own documentary The World at Night, but it was never released. In 2012, he released the first volume of his Songbooks, a collection of songs he wrote and recorded between 1989 and 1994. Since then, the book has been in private production.
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:24 (seven years ago)
Kamaal Ibn John Fareed (born Jonathan William Davis; April 10, 1970), better known by his stage name Q-Tip, is an American rapper, record producer, singer, actor and DJ. Nicknamed The Abstract, he is noted for his innovative
soundscapes, his rhymes and his dance moves. Q-Tip's breakthrough single "Dirty South" was a Top 10, Top 20
and sold over 25 million copies around the world. A member of Wu-Tang Clan,
Q-Tip has also been featured on the hit album
(2008)
. The song also became the top
Kali album.
Wu-Tang Clan: Wu-Tang Clan: The Wu-Tang Clan
and Q-Tip are currently working on their sixth album together.
Q-Tip is one of the most successful solo
repertory artists.
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:25 (seven years ago)
André Lauren Benjamin (born May 27, 1975),[1] better known by his stage name André 3000 (formerly Dre), is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, actor, and dancer best known for being part of hip hop duo Outkast alongside fellow rapper Big Boi. As an actor,
Believes he is "more of an entertainer than an actor" and can act "a little bit faster and punch a little harder."[1] He is married to his wife,
Eun B. Kim, born October 10, 1993, and has two children: Kasey Lee and David Lee.[2] He is also an actor, singer, and actor of various animated programs:
Troy Aikman
Brett Favre
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Randy Moss
C.J. Mosley
Kerry Washington
Steve Nash
Miguel "Lil" Wayne
Chris Brown
Chad "I'm with you" Jackson
Maddox
Justin Timberlake
Kevin Nash
Gwyneth Paltrow
Reece Shearsmith
Mason Tatum
Logan Marshall-Green
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:27 (seven years ago)
I don't know what happened with that last one
Dale: Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.Robert: We literally have never done any of those things.
Dale: I just don't think there is any reason why we should. Robert takes him by the arm. (The rest laughs.)Robert: How are you not a cop? Dale: (in a deep voice) I'm a farmer, and he's an officer here. It's not like we're living with you guys.Robert sighs and reaches to take his hand. And he puts it there."Hey, Dale." Dale: I need a lift home. Robert leans back and leans in for a kiss, then sits up on the curb and holds him. Robert slowly leans in again. They kiss for a bit until Robert's arms are around Dale's neck. He kisses back and hugs them both tight. After a while he pulls out his cellphone and dials. "Hey, Dale!" "Hi."
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:34 (seven years ago)
Confirmed members of So Solid Crew
Lisa MaffiaRomeoCarl MorganMC HarveyG-ManKaishOxide & NeutrinoDJ SwissMegamanAsher DA.M. SNiPERNick SiegelOzoneJack SleevesWaffleDoominSonic the Hedgehog (Original)Trevor Sama (Older Version)Henderson Sabin (Old Version)Kirby (Older Version)T-ManRolandCaptain America (Classic)WiccanNero (Original)Crow (Original)Gigi (Old Version)Sonic Rbot (Original)WarioCinderella (Classic)Martha (Old Version)Puppet Show (Old Version)MarioMr. MimeShane RippPumpkin (Original)Gigi & LuigiPikminSuper Mario Bros. 3Jigglypuff (Original)HornetJigglypuff (Young Version)Bowser Jr.Captain FalconCaptain Falcon (Original)
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:34 (seven years ago)
[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means, "Hello, brother-in-law." They think it's from the Mafia. [He opens a can, reading Italian. As the man reads it, Tommy jumps from his crouch and throws the can at the other man and shoves him to the ground.] And this, the most magnificent thing on the plane, is a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. [He throws open a can that is also full of gunpowder.] And this? There's nothing on the plane. So, this? What are your other beers?Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon...Tommy: Ah.Marcelo: Pabst Blue Ribbon.Tommy: Pabst Blue Ribbon. [The two men look at each other.]Sergeant O'Brian: The thing is, I'm a guy for booze. But let's talk about guns.Marcelo: You're an ass.Tommy: Well...Marcelo: Don't get me wrong, you're a nice guy, I can't blame you...Marcelo: What do you mean
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:36 (seven years ago)
Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!Dale: On Planet Bullshit!Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick! What are you gonna do, throw me back in a cage?Dale: You wanna be the one to break my body?Brennan: What? You wanna be the one to kill me?Dale: What? You want to be the one to get out of me with you?Brennan: Why?Dale: I'll get it with a nice long bath.Brennan: I don't like that idea!Dale: I won't even try.Brennan: You're never gonna let me in the cell.Dale: I wouldn't want you getting yourself in any other way.Brennan: But you're gonna get a little bit of a taste, won't you?Dale: What do I say?Brennan: I don't know! All I know is that you're one damned man.Dale: You wanna stay in prison?Brennan: Fine. I do what I damn well please.Dale: You do what you damn well please?Brennan: This is the only time I'll ever do that for myself.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:37 (seven years ago)
[Sonny opens a package to find two fish wrapped in Luca's bulletproof vest.]Santino "Sonny" Corleone: What the hell is this?Salvatore Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means he sent back my daughter. Now it's his turn to pick on his kid sister and make her fight off some big bros.Kurt Russell: I knew we were gonna be able to outsmart that kid.The Joker: What, that you love me more than your daughter's life?Kurt Russell: Well, she gets to live!Reed Richards, Doctor: You're gonna need more than a pair of pants to keep them warm, pal.Reed Richards : There's gotta be a way to melt 'em, buddy.Ziggy Gumbel: It may be cold on this side of Manhattan, but they know exactly how to cook 'em up.Cory Michael Smith, The Joker : I would've wanted a more... I would've ...Reed Richards , Doctor: And a better one.The Suicide Squad : There are too many of them, and they're... too much fun to go around on.Bart Simpson: I just want to eat dinner.The Joker : My mom wants me in line for her favorite buffet restaurant and
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:39 (seven years ago)
BLAKE: Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?
LEVENE: Yeah.
BLAKE: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? If that wasn't enough, here comes somebody who won't shut up about how bad the job you're doing, about how this place sucks. Now listen up, man. If you're willing to sell me my dignity...I like you in a heartbeat.
CAMERON: And I'm not kidding. I like you just the same.
LEVENE: Look at these numbers? How about the fact that your city's unemployment is up 20 percent and you're the reason unemployment's up?
CAMERON: You know what it's about?
LEVENE: It's about the things we don't have. I mean, that's my main point. I'm not talking about that job, man. I'm talking about the shit that people are not getting from you.
(The audience reacts excitedly to that line.)
CAMERON: Whoa.
― omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:42 (seven years ago)
Vader: If only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.Vader: No, I am your father. Your father's father, Vader, Darth Caius.
Luke: But your father was a Rebel sympathizer. He fought against you. Vader, you betrayed him. You killed one of his closest people, your father.
Vader: Luke, you are going to know the power of good and evil in this galaxy if you fight me.
Luke: But I won't fight you if it means I'll never help you. I won't even join you, if your father was right all this time.
Vader: I heard his voice. The one who made Obi-Wan believe he is worth more than everything else.
Luke: Darth Vader, I am Darth Vader.Vader: Come, Luke. I won't beat you.[The room explodes, Vader is shot through the chest, but stands, and gets back up.]
Luke: Who you think you are, my brother?
[Darth Vader is lying on the ground with his back against the wall]
Vader: I didn't think anyone would fight against my might, even if you were Darth Vader of the First
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:49 (seven years ago)
SAMWELL: And your father your real father was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne. I'm sorry, I know it's a lot to take in.
JON SNOW: My father was the most honorable man I ever met. You're saying he lied to me all my life.
SAMWELL: No. He was lying to save his life! He did everything he could and did everything he wanted to do... but somehow it led to his death.
JON SNOW: The truth is even he didn't know.
SAMWELL: He didn’t? That's incredible...
JON SNOW: A man of his stature can't have been lying to anyone ever. What could it have been?
SAMWELL: All I know is I loved him dearly, which led me into a deep love affair with one of the most powerful people you know. I became obsessed with that man. It was an obsession that grew into a love affair - an obsession that culminated in our marriage. She was a part of it all. There can be no doubt about that. My brother didn't want the death of his beloved bride, though. He wanted to see her again...
JON SNOW: But
― omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:52 (seven years ago)
Haha
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 22:54 (seven years ago)
Sarah: Keep it under 65. We don't wanna get pulled over.
Terminator: Affirmative.
John: No, no, no, no. You don't say "Affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "No problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude, you say "Eat me". And if you want to shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby".
John: So, if they come up, you say "Hasta la vista". They know what we say, and they know where we are coming from. "Affirmative" means "I'm gonna leave it that way", you know?
John: And if they come up and they go, "Yeah, that's cool, I'm gonna go talk to some one" you say "Ha! Ha. Ha". That's something we do in this place, so we don't need people talking to each other like that. We have people talking to us like this.
John: We have some of the best people to be out here. But that doesn't mean they shouldn't respect our people. You know?
Terminator:
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:00 (seven years ago)
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh?Mr. Pink: I tip, but you know what I'm like? You know what I do to my mother and to my mom's family, I call it, 'The Black Box' where I'm really good so you don't ever call me names.Nice Guy Eddie: Well what would you have me guess I'm in a relationship with?Mr. Pink: A black dick.Nice Guy Eddie: A fucking fucker's ass, dude! I wouldn't dare call me a 'fuck' again, no offense. It's not right. I would fucking shoot the guy right now just because!Mr. Pink: Well I could see if I needed it to, if somebody was
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:06 (seven years ago)
JON SNOW: What about everyone else? All the other people who think they know what's good.
DAENERYS: They don't get to choose. Be with me. Build the new world with me. This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name and I was a little girl who couldn't count to 20. We do it together. We break the wheel together.
JON SNOW: You are my queen. Now, and always.
DAENERYS: Now go. You're my king, Jon Snow, to everyone who comes after you.
KHAROL: Yes.
CATHERINE: I'm on the phone now.
CIRIS: We'll meet up soon.
JON SNOW: The only thing you say to my parents, my brothers and sisters will always be my parents to me, as much as you need anything you've ever done. And I do need anything you ever need.
CATHERINE I can't go anymore. Jon Snow has changed!
(Karen's and Jon's parents walk out of the room.)
JON SNOW: I'm just glad you're okay. I think I just got kicked outta the castle for being drunk again,
― omar little, Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:08 (seven years ago)
I'm gonna take my horseto the Old Town RoadI'm gonna ride Till I reachThe New Town RoadAnd go home I think
― mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:20 (seven years ago)
lmao
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:34 (seven years ago)
Mr. Pink: I tip, but you know what I'm like? You know what I do to my mother and to my mom's family, I call it, 'The Black Box' where I'm really good so you don't ever call me names.Nice Guy Eddie: Well what would you have me guess I'm in a relationship with?Mr. Pink: A black dick.
AI has Tarantino's number.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:44 (seven years ago)
Dying at the idea of one of So Solid Crew being called 'Puppet Show'. That's just brilliant
― frame casual (dog latin), Thursday, 30 May 2019 23:55 (seven years ago)
or Jack Sleeves!
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 May 2019 00:02 (seven years ago)
These combinations are hilarious:
The Electric Prunes: "I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)" (Annette Tucker, Nancie Mantz) – 3:02 (#11)The Standells: "Dirty Water" (Ed Cobb) – 2:50 (#11)The Strangeloves: "Night Time" (Bob Feldman, Jerry Goldstein, Richard Gottehrer)– 2:35 (#30)The Knickerbockers: "Lies" (Beau Charles, Buddy Randell) – 2:46 (#20)The Vagrants: "Respect" (Otis Redding) – 2:17Mouse: "A Public Execution" (Knox Henderson, Ronnie Weiss) – 3:02The Blues Project: "No Time Like the Right Time" (Al Kooper) – 2:49 (#96)The B-52's: "The Night Before" (Cindy Holland) – 1:34 (#30)The Who: "The Star Song" (Billy Preston, George Harrison) – 2:43 (#60)The Yardbirds: "Sweet Lady Belushi" (Toots Williams) – 2:13 (#52)Earl Sweatshirt: "No Sleep at All" (Bette Midler) – 2:42 (#53)The Beach Boys: "Hey Jude"
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 31 May 2019 01:26 (seven years ago)
This is my new laughter medicine:
The Electric Prunes: "I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)" (Annette Tucker, Nancie Mantz) – 3:02 (#11)The Standells: "Dirty Water" (Ed Cobb) – 2:50 (#11)The Strangeloves: "Night Time" (Bob Feldman, Jerry Goldstein, Richard Gottehrer)– 2:35 (#30)The Knickerbockers: "Lies" (Beau Charles, Buddy Randell) – 2:46 (#20)The Vagrants: "Respect" (Otis Redding) – 2:17Mouse: "A Public Execution" (Knox Henderson, Ronnie Weiss) – 3:02The Blues Project: "No Time Like the Right Time" (Al Kooper) – 2:49 (#96)Bob Dylan: "Blue Sunday" (Charlie Parker) – 5:42 (#36)The Strokes: "We Must Talk About Kevin" (James Brown) – 6:18 (#45)Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: "Lovecraft, Inc." (Owen G)|7:03 (#35)Mumford & Sons: "Tangled Up In Blue" (Steve Vai) – 2:37 (#12)Paul Simon & Co.: "Don't Kill My Vibe
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 31 May 2019 01:33 (seven years ago)
1: Peggy Gou – “It Makes You Forget (Itgehane)” 2: The 1975 – “Love It If We Made It” 3: Ella Mai – “Boo’d Up” 4: Lana Del Rey – “Venice Bitch” 5: Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry” 6: Ariana Grande – “thank u, next 7: Jessie Ware – “Overtime 8: Janelle Monáe – “Make Me Feel” 9: Mitski – “Nobody” 10: Kero Kero Bonito – “”Only Acting”11: Ariana Grande – “Love At First Hit** 12: Justin Bieber – “All Too Well ____________________13: Katy Perry – **Love Yourself‡ 14: Ariana Grande – “I Would Die 4 U __________________ 15: Katy Perry – “Let It Go‡ 16: Lil Jon – “You're Sexy Like Me‡ 17: Ariana Grande – “Till We Meet Again
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2019 02:06 (seven years ago)
A few alternate P-Funk discographies:
Free Your Mind... and Your Ass Will Follow (1970)Maggot Brain (1971)America Eats Its Young (1972)Cosmic Slop (1973)Standing on the Verge of Getting it On (1974)Up for the Down Stroke (1974)Chocolate City (1975)Mothership Connection (1976)The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein (1976)Harcore Jollies (1976)Tales of Kidd Funkadelic (1976)Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome (1977)You Can Move (1977)This Old Boomer is a Lovable Jackass (1977)In My Feelin' Head (1978)The New Age of Sucker Punch (1978)I'm Here to Win (1979)Get Your Own Damn Car (1979)
Cockroaches in Paradise (1977)Strawberry Bags in the Moon (1978)My Love Will Only Grow (1978)The Big Bang Boy (1979)The Hombres (1979)In the End, Everything's Felt (1979)Cherry Bomb in Heaven (1980)It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World (1982)Couples (1978)Bathroom Blues (1999)The Big Bang Boys: Love Shack (2001)
Losea's Brain (1977)Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1977)Chewy Gimmick (1978)I Get On Like a Girl (1978)Stonewall (1979)Dr. Tachyon (1979)The Holographic Woman (1979)What's a Guy to do? (1979)What's It Like to Be a Woman (1979)Sex. Rock music. All day. This Man (1980)Songs for a Fetus (1980)The Sex Pistols: Rock 'n' Roll is for Fucks (1981)
The Piss-Plagued Child (1977)The Rock-Up (1977)I Don't Want a Friend-in-Law (1978)Crocodile Boy (1978)The Naked Highway (1979)Nurse on My Back (1982)
Pony Canyon (1978)The Power of Music (1980)Funkfest 2000 (1981)Dixie Melody (1982)The End of the Summer (1984)Somewhere Over the Rainbow (1985)It's a Shame About You (1988)Troubled Child (1989)A Little About That Beat (1990)It's All Right Now... Let It Go (1991)Loverboys (1991)It's an American Movie Day (1992)We Built This City (1993)Candyman: The Artifacts of Rock'n'Roll Destruction (1994)I'll Be There (1995)The Miserable Life of Oscar Hammerstein II (1996)Let Me Out (1997)
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 02:17 (seven years ago)
Bastille's Christmas (1977)The Secret of the Golden Egg (1977)A.P.C.O.T. (1977)Eddie Got Your Back (1978)My Best Friend's Daughter (1980)No One Gets Away (1980)The Big Bopper (1981)Sick, Sick, Sicker (1981)Sweet & Dirty: The Revenge of The Stooge (1982)Nelly Furtado: The Life of the Artistic Bastard (1984)One Hundred Years of Hoes and Hoes (1984)I Have No Idea What You're Playing at (1984)
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 02:19 (seven years ago)
Disco Fucking (1977)Punch a Kid (1977)Reverie (1978)The Boredom Blues (1979)The Blue Pill (1979)The Miserable Life of Walter "Fat Bastard" Whitehead (1980)Sleek Diner (1982)Voodoo (1987)It Was a Great Day by the Beach (1981)Belly Flops (1982)
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 02:21 (seven years ago)
Shy Houdini (1978)The New Age of Stupid (1979)Anatomy of a Fucking Machine (1978)Lucky Old Fool (1979)The Black Cowl of Doom (1979)The End of Jazz (1979)The Great Depression Is Happening (1980)
(This is clearly just an endless well.)
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 May 2019 02:23 (seven years ago)
Once there was this kid whoGot into an accident and couldn't come to schoolBut when he finally came backHis hair had turned from black into bright whiteHe said that it was from whenThe cars had smashed him so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this kid who got so into his game
That it was time for him to change
When he put the ball in his mouth, the ball just dropped right in front of him
And instead of hitting it into the left field corner
The ball hit it in the opposite way
And instead of landing right in the middle of the left field corner, it hit off all of his clothes at once
And instead of hitting him right in the middle of the right field corner, it bounced off the back wall
That ball went right up and through this child's face
This kid went right up and through their neck.
This kid went right up and through this kid's chest.
This kid went right up and through the boy's chest.
But all that came out with no sound was this kid's soul flying through the air
This song was called "It Came Down To Me" by The Who.
One of the lyrics reads:
― MarkoP, Friday, 31 May 2019 02:44 (seven years ago)