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oh baby how I love your legs...
<sigh> sorry... i've been so excited, you're really warm and cozy... just look at your body from the outside, all those warm and wet lips kissing all those open eyes. mmm this is so fun, i love seeing how your ass looks from the side, it doesn't make a sound when we're doing the missionary but still... i love looking up at you and seeing that sexy ass sticking out from under your skirt... it's really so warm and wet... i love licking your nipples, you're hard enough already, why not take it deeper, you can even feel my cock brushing your asshole. <kissing sounds> don't say something! let me keep going baby so I can have a bit more fun. <improvise to orgasm> oooh that felt so good, baby, now sit on the couch, look at that beautiful face, i need you to take off your clothes, and let me see your nice naked body... you want to sit on me too? <sucking noises> well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge, and your body was so cute. ooook look at you, they cover your legs as well, it's too big to wear under so your legs will be all exposed. mmm so your legs are really
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Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? I think it would require some very powerful tooling to carve, but I have no idea. However…I guess woodchucks use the "big ol' wooden saw" as a base, and would use a large blade and a chuck that was at least 3″ to 6″ wide to carve. Woodchucks get huge chuck chucks to create wood chucks, so they can also carve large trees. Even large tree can be carved by woodchucks.

As many do, I decided to give it a shot. I used a woodchuck, about 1 1/2″ from the sides in diameter, and about 1″ out of the top edge. I got the chuck in my garage and sawed it just enough to get it to my target and a little more so. At first, I used 2 1/4″ wood dowels to attach this chuck to the base. They were hard and didn't hold much up on the ground I was standing on, but I eventually found a couple where I could hang them over a large tree trunk, and they worked just fine.

I put the 2 dowels to my woodchucks, then turned on the power. As I said before, woodchucks can only get wood on the ground by pushing it a little (not really a power tool, except for

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
In the 'hood it's my home.
Ain't no way it doesn't happen.
This is my country.
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
Bust 'em up, bust 'em up, bust 'em.
Busted off in this town.
Busted off in the streets.
Busted off in the ghetto.

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

^^^ I am very intrigued by this version of Frasier

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

Definitely adding "well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge" to my bedroom repertoire.

Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

i don't think as many people hate the word moist as they would have us believe. Some swear it's the worst word in the english language and it's bad because the word wet, the actual meaning of the word was not in use before the 19th century. The word wet is not derived from wet. It is derived from "dewal", the noun for wet soil.

"Dewal" is a verb meaning to produce in wet soil, like a wet forest. So wet soil means that once it is formed, it becomes wet and therefore wet.

Why would any individual use this word? The name of the writer is Kaleem Malik. The article in that article mentions that Malik had given some advice about dung in this very same article. He also mentioned that Dung and the earth were connected but in this article he specifically mentions this connection (as well as the fact that the Dung was not being properly digested in a very healthy state).

So why would it be this way, and why is all the hatred of wet, because it's one of the few words mentioned, that comes from in use in Europe in the late 19th century?

Well because there are two terms by which the word wet is used. The first is the English word wets, or for dry, or for something that has wet mud or mud.

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Ninjas
can get your legs wet with their super fast movements and they make you feel amazing.
2. On the first night of a ninja school, students wear different robes.
3. No way to be an actual ninja, don't even try to try.
4. I think I will go to Iraq right now and become an Iraqi ninja.
5. They live amongst meadows with their cousins.
6. They get drunk.
7. Ninjas are very special.
8. Ninjas get paid to drink and bang out assloads of beer and blow stuff.
9. Most men are not allowed to date ninjas. It is very taboo in society.
10. Ninjas make great teachers, especially when they want to pick someone up when they get drunk.
11. When I'm in the middle of something, if a ninja is there to help, then it is ok.

mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

I'm not racist but I've never read it.' I don't know if it's because people have been doing it for 50 years. It's got no place in society."

The most popular opinion by far is that of the "sausage queen", Michael Gove, who has said that the term is a "gag" and it cannot be used at all because it's too similar to "mugging".

The Telegraph's Sarah Vine put together an interesting analysis of what it would mean if it came to be enforced. The author points out that any person can become involved in a public spat and has the right to respond – even if no offence is taken.

"To argue that someone should be told not to use 'racist' will appear to be as silly as someone suggesting a student should be prohibited from wearing a jacket that says 'I'm racist, so get out and get out'."

This writer would not be the first to be banned from public discourse. Two years ago, another man, Andrew Neil, who was convicted of racially motivated attacks was banned for 14 months from the public sphere.

Gove's comments are likely to provoke a similar reaction, with some saying they are a bit rich coming from someone with so much influence, while others will question if the Government has the moral high ground.

However, as the Government's

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

What does War Machine's "Canopy! Canopy!" line mean in "Avengers: Endgame"?

Please tell me he was offering hors d’oeuvres.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

WOLVERINE: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do brings me to where I can do an amazing job at what I do. No, I'm not saying it is easy, but every artist does it differently.

BLOW: But what about the other guys - Chris Pratt? The guy who is probably the most-used actor in Hollywood?

DRUGEL: Ohhhhh, I guess he is.

BLOW: Is he someone you look like you used to?

DRUGEL: He looks better, more muscular, but I think his strength is stronger.

BLOW: He looks like you?

DRUGEL: Yeah, I do.

BLOW: He's like your old friend?

DRUGEL: Yeah, he looks old. No, not really.

BLOW: Like all the other guys I like seeing that have the muscle in their bodies.

DRUGEL: (Laughing) Uh yeah, he's a little bit different than all the others. But then, he does something and he's going down a certain path that doesn't appeal to everybody. I really dislike being in the shadows.

BLOW: Well, your movie is so unique that you can say that.

(SOUNDBITE

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

A list of X-men:
Cyclops
Marvel Girl (aka Phoenix) (aka Jean Grey)
Beast
Iceman
Angel

Gamma (aka Professor X)
X-23
She-Hulk
She-Hulk was the fourth member of the X-men. She was adopted from a foster orphanage by Jean Grey to be her adoptive mother. As a child, this superhuman mutant was trained by Professor X, who had also taken the name Dr. Doom. While still at Xavier's side, she was trained as a human fighter and eventually became one of his new team members. As she was in the middle of training to join Jean, the latter accidentally killed the baby Cyclops. Although he did not know it at the time, Cyclops had sent Cyclops to take Cyclops to an alien race called "The Sentry" for a ritual so he could learn more about the race. Although the baby was saved by Storm, the ritual was too dangerous for him to survive. Eventually his wounds healed, and he was soon chosen as one of the team. He became an assistant of the Black Order, was trained by Jean, and later was placed in the position of leader of her team. The Black Order was the direct origin of several of the different mutants from the X-men which we later got to know under the name of the Black

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

Call me ishmael

Is this the man that you were hoping for?

No, I was hoping for you

To come back in one piece...

I'm asking...

Is this the man that you were hoping for? What would you rather do,

Do something for someone, have some fun?

The people that you would choose would never change.

Is this the man that you were hoping for? Oh, my God!

What? You won't listen.

Is this the man that you were hoping for? Is this what you did that you wanted?

No. I'm sorry.

What? You won't listen.

I... it's so...

...

Please, I'm going to miss you

Now you won't have to be afraid

(Singing)

Why do you love me?

It's too late now

I'm sorry

So please, come back in one piece...

You won't ever change

(Singing)

When you leave this world you'll want me

All over again in another

Please come back in one piece...

I'm sorry...

Thank you

koogs, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

I am a lassie, the most dweebiest, laziest, ugliest and scariest thing on earth, to anyone else who is anything like me, I would be a ghost! i have everything but the kitchen sink and am the queen of all pranks. I am just as stupid as you or i!

I am a witch girl, witch girl! Witch Girl Ebony Dark!

I am A Witch's Angel!!!

My username is Ebony Dementia, and I only care about getting to the next room or two before my brain gets fried and i am dead.

jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

Where is a serious girl who really aims marriage? If there were such a girl as a sister, who could you ask her if she would marry you?
If there were like that, then who would dare to ask you to marry that girl? The more I think about it, the worse it gets. The more I think about it, the more I feel disgusted with this world. The more angry I become.

Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

If you feed it Mamet, it goes insane.

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)

Second Prize to 2 First prize to 3 Second prize to 4

The second prize is a set of steak knives.

The winner will get a Mercedes-Benz CLA 300 (sorry). I'm gonna be out at the races with this thing (the second round of the car show) to photograph your cars after the race weekend; we'll send you a picture of it once you get the prize.

Cheers!

Best of luck!

My last posting was January 29, 2011. The pictures are all from 2009. For this one and other post, I have also added a photo of my last day at the racetrack, in my Porsche 959M.

Give it Keiji Heino titles and get back... Keiji Heino titles...

CD1 - "A Temporary Freezing Of The Time Axis That Turns At The End Of This Profound Now"
CD2 - "That, Which While Enfolding This Now And Present Perfume, Speaks, "I Will Use To The Fullest Extent This Form Bestowed Upon Me" And Blurs Into The Firmament - Ah, Where And In What Form Will It Next Be Devised"

CD3 - "That Which I Know Shall Be Known Only to That Which Be Is, And With Only Those Who Know It The Best And Who Are To Be Found" And By So, They Shall Become The First To Be Created There By That Which I Know Is Also Also The Truth The First Shall Know It All Shall Say Its Name And It Will Then Say Its Truth To Them All And In So Doing With Which We Shall Also Tell Their Names And Their Truths And So To The Future, We Shall Show Them And Their Ways In Which Of This Now We Have Come With This Now Shall We Have Already Began to Talk. "
CD4-1 - "That Which, While Enfolding Some Things Into These Now As They Are Today, In As They Are And Ever-Intensified As They Are In My Being It Also Makes And Makes And Makes And Makes From These Things And Does All Through This In All Its Expenses The Right To Tell The Real Truth

Michael Jones, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

Haino, sorry

Michael Jones, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

The three laws of Agile are thus:

the Law of the Customer—an obsession with delivering value to customers as the be-all and end-all of the organization.

the Law of the Engineer—a focus on delivering value on every aspect of building and maintaining great businesses.

As you can see, these are all very useful laws because they're all grounded in understanding what makes your company great and how the things you provide impact that. The Law of the Customer really isn't a law or a strategy, they're a principle. The Law of the Engineer says: "Look, we are building things; if the best thing we can do is deliver, that's no problem, but if it requires a different technology or methodologies, that's no problem, because that's what we want to do." And the Law of the Engineer does what it says (I don't say we have a monopoly on these principles here, but I'm sure you got what I'm talking about here) and they've actually been doing this for centuries.

I'm not arguing that Agile is the worst approach yet, just that it isn't as great or effective at delivering its promise of value as other approaches.

One final point to keep in mind is that we are not here to tell you:

If you don't think Agile is awesome.

Not

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather
be a vampire than a clown
I'd rather be a witch than a black devil
I'd rather be a black devil than a black clown
I'd rather be a clown than a black devil
It's a good thing I got the knife
I'm a clown without a mask
But I'm a clown without a mask
And to be the one doing the clowning I'm just a white man
And to be the one trying to make you see it is worse
Now is someone going to call me a clown for trying
I'll fight you in a circus no more
I'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stick
I'll fight you in a circus no more
I'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stick
And to be the one trying to make you see it is worse
I'm a clown at one with you
What do I get for being different
I'm a clown without a mask
But I'm a clown without a mask
I'll fight you in a circus no more
Black as a soul
No matter where your clown mask was painted
Black as you've come
Black as a devil for not looking at a door
No matter how many times you've done my business
Black as I've come

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got
a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'
This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garage
And I'm like 'No no, I can't have you here, I'll just give you a lot of extra work that you can do here'
"Then, he says 'I have to find a job.'
And then he walks in to the garage and gets a job
At the first job I was gonna get a job and I asked him the salary
And a friend says 'you know you're right, we've probably got to let go of this guy right now'"
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefullyWe got a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garageAnd I'm like 'No no, I can't have

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

This is what I think about reparations:

My main objection to the whole "republican" and "socialist" approach to taxation is that it treats all taxation as the same thing. If you're a progressive, all taxes must be equal. However, if you're a left wing progressive, all taxes must equal nothing and that's perfectly fine. I've written a few books on my views about what makes good taxes, some of them include "Tax, Taxes, and Politics", a fascinating discussion on just what makes a good tax. Another area that I don't consider to be a "distinctively capitalist" position is that I don't think that it is wrong to have a fair share of income as a tax "incentive".

So, at the moment, I think any taxation plan should aim to be fair to all, which is basically what it means by "fair". It should reward people in the same way that I think a corporation or an individual gets rewarded, which includes getting their money out of government. At the end of the day, that's a free market, and everyone ought to be rewarded equally. (Or maybe it's a little harder depending on how long the proposal goes on, in which case I'm happy to clarify or tweak the answer for you.)

As a representative, I support redistribution and I think we are seeing very strong trends

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

I think I turned it into Beto

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you other kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents
are right there next to you
Some parents got so used to the world in which they grew up that
They forget to take that one word of advice
You know kids today are trying to learn how to do stuff
How to write a check and what don't they remember
And sometimes that's a good thing
Because otherwise they'd be doing that old dad and the kid on the other side
And you know this old dad wants these kids to become leaders in this town
That's really nice and all but this generation has just gone ahead and forgotten how
So let me tell you something that'll make you believe them again
I just spoke to this woman who's a doctor and I told you I was proud of her
She just gave me a hug and said I never got the message
'But in my work there is an obligation in my community
And that is to help people learn about health care so that when people die I don't get the bill
'But we are living in the world and I'm not sure where this will all end

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)

Love that

jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To
see what we're capable of
This was how the people of Chicago were born
A lot of times, we were raised on the edge
With this, we take them back and try
Let's get up and get up and try to see
What we can do to make it all better and more
And we should be so proud of everything
This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
Let's get up and get up and try to see
What we can do to make it all better and more
And we should be so proud of everything

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

Zwei, drei, vier, one, two, three, it's easy to see
But it's not that I don't care, so
'Cause I hear it all the time
, but
I can't believe all the words I hear. Because I hear it all the time, so
I just can't be bothered. I just can't be bothered. I just
Wanna walk for awhile, walk for awhile, walk for awhile
You'll hear all the noise around us. You won't be able to understand
No one in the world could possibly understand. And that's why
I love you. I love you just so much. I love you just so much.
When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called
'The Womb of Jesus.' When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called
'The Womb of Jesus.'
When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called:
"Jesus."

Girl you are to me
All that a woman should be
And I dedicate my love
To you always

I will never forget you
I know that you are beautiful
To find my heart in your kisses
To see everything, all that is wonderful
There's something in my heart you could give
A new friend for me to call - I want to see you again with tears in my eyes - you make me feel happy
You're so beautiful, I've found a friend you've lost to me
And I'm just so mad I can't be here to see my mother crying - I've lost me too - you made me feel better - your kiss makes me feel better -
I'm so proud of you - I'm proud that you're the one
I want you to be my friend forever, forever
I want you to be my sister now, now
And I'll always be your beautiful sister
I don't want to be your friend no more
I want to be your sister no more
You can never leave me, always yours forever
I know that you will never see me in heaven or die
I never know if I'll be able to save
I never know whether I'll be able to love, to forgive
I don't want to be your friend no more
I want to be your sister no more...
My heart

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the
dead and the dead live
I tell you of things that can kill me
I'm on the street every night with my knife
I know one thing, if we run into each other, I'm dead
There's a guy at the corner with the knife
But he didn't see me coming and he didn't do anything
'Cause he'll always be remembered on the dark streets
I got my gun, I got my gun and I'm going to kill
I know where people hide their gun
I'd like to show you the place where I hide my knife
I see a guy coming in my door and he don't care
I know that knife's hidden in his jacket pocket
I take it out but he don't care and then I hit him in the face
He said "Hey, what are you doing?" He ran and then I got my knife
But when I saw him he didn't care
'Cause I'm like "Hey, what are you doing?" and then I shoot him in the head
I know where people hide their knife and I can't wait to know
Some call me the gunfighter and some call me the gun
Some call me the old man and some call me the gun

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

She lives in this house over there
Has her world outside it
Scrabbles in the earth with her fingers and her mouth
She's five years old

I see her now,

I see her on her knees and she's

Pleasing

The tears come streaming down her cheeks

Her hair is in a ponytail and it's so short

She's smiling

Tears streaming down her cheeks

My dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleasingThe tears come streaming down her cheeksHer hair is in a ponytail and it's so shortShe's smilingTears streaming down her cheeksMy dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleased

[Page 18]

[Page 19]

[Page 20]

I see her now,I hear her laughing,I hear her crying

I don't know where she went in the sky so fast

She's laughing

She's laughingAnd she's laughingI don't know where she went in the sky so fastShe's laughingThe tears are falling down her cheeksTears streaming down her cheeks

Now she knows how much she loves to sing,

That if her daddy had known what it is

He'd have taken her to school

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
But I'm frightened of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of

But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
In the dark, I'd like to read his mind
But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
And every inch of his mind I want to read
And every inch of his mind I want to read
It's like going straight into the light
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
But I'm afraid of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
It's like going straight into the light
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
But I'm afraid of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
And every inch of his mind I want to read
He goes back to his first mind all over again
Oh, he goes back to his

Let the music play
I just wanna dance the night away
Yeah right here, right here where I'm gonna stay
All night long
 iced tea, hot cocoa
And ice cream, lemonade and soda
The girls all know that it's me too
So why am I going on?
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back on me, yeah
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
I just wanna dance the night away
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah all night long
I know you're a good boy baby, no matter how dark you're
But why can't you dance with me all night long
Don't ever turn back in on me
Don't ever turn back in on me iced tea, hot cocoa
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah iced tea, hot cocoa
Don't ever turn back in on me, yeah

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

talk to transformer. See how a modern neural network completes your text. Type a custom snippet or try one of the examples. Learn more below.

Here's a sample for an example I created to illustrate this concept:

Type #t_test with a function to test the results, for example, as shown in the screenshot above:

Let's do the first pass, with a sample word:

type(int) value: float; begin my $f = float; let $i = [1,3]; while [$i = 0] do my $word = word[0]; if (!$word) { print "No word available" }; print $f; $i++ fi my $f; begin my$word = word; if (!$word); print $f; exit exit; end; exit $f;

We will use the function to check what kind of words, values and strings are available when performing word prediction. My word is "foo", so $f.words() will evaluate an array, such as [1,3] . A value for this word, like "1", will be printed as 1. If the word is also a value from this array, $f will print "There is something " $word + " here" (see the example below).

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Underlined are correct digits. It did okay for a little while.

3.1415926535897932384626433832797028709523238085870358950974642146923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076925076690735895901683539394628

jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Sorry, forgot that wouldn't be break. I will ask for cleanup.

jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat

The woman with the hat and gloves
Biking with him to the bank to have lunch
I get caught in a hail of bullets
Shiny guns and the smell of burning gas
He's a hero
I gotta go to the library
To find the man with a face like a lion
And get all those books on life in the American past
Trying to make sense of this world
The guy who gave them away
Is a cop from the neighborhood watch
I think of the city I grew up in
We're gonna burn these people down
We're gonna kick their ass
We're gonna tear down these walls
They're gonna come down the steps
And they'll turn up the volume
When those kids see them
They'll want to kill themselves
I'm sick of it
I'm sick of living in this bitch
Don't know where we got a problem
The little girl inside it
You might have been right
I got a lot that I'm sorry for
Can't get over it I'm sick and tired of seeing your faces
They can call me when it rained
Sometimes I wake up and it's raining
I got to get over it

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

fed some academic abstracts into these and its pretty amazing what it can produce

flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

Been a long time since I rock and roll
Been a long time since I did the stroll
Ooh lemme get back lemme get back lemme get
back
Oh boy lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back
I'm like
Ooh lemme stay at home and listen to your music
Get back on your ass and leave the rest to my daughter
I'm like a kid in a candy store
Don't be scared, I've seen ya before I bet
Ooh lemme keep your mouth shut or I'll go through your clothes I'm just joking
Ooh lemme don't give me that 'cause I'm here to tell you
Ooh lemme be good and never look back
Ooh lemme be happy, because I'll keep you as my wife
Ooh lemme be proud, because I'm all that's needed. Ooh lemme be glad
Ooh lemme be free that I'm here for you
I'm like a dog that just can't stop eating
Hey you you're such a good dog you keep me company
Let me see that sweet feeling again
Let me touch it like a magnet
What is it that keeps me all this

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

Fathers be good to your daughters
daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
brothers
they will become brothers for everyone
when your wife sleeps with them you are really his father
your father and wife will be good neighbors in the woods
and boys will become brothers for their whole life.
And it has been said that the Lord will bless you if you do so on your first visit to the Lord and to every other man who finds the Lord through your daughters. And if your first visit and visit the other neighbors is the Lord
then you are blessed that you are on your way to become brothers with all men. They say, `There came a great king to our house' and he gave them five sons and daughters, and he said, `Do your duty, brothers, and follow me!' (Rev 15:15-16) And now you know that when you ask for the blessing of your brothers, it is the Lord that will bless you and turn you from one of love's lusts, and a mother that is faithful will be blessed as I too was blessed when my brothers became my fathers.
2. Love not to speak ill of any one. But love to keep silence until there is the occasion for it.
1. Love to keep silence
1. Love to keep silence
love to keep silence until there is the occasion for it

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to
be born, a time to die
I am reborn
A wave of power burst forth from my body, sweeping my enemies aside with its immense strength.
I could feel it approaching from off screen. After only a single wave of strength, I could feel every single enemy within my line of sight.
The next thing I can think about is not being able to control my mana, but it is something I will never forget.
It was probably a few days later, after the battle against the demon king, but I think I knew when to call the police.
I heard the police report that the demon king had attacked the capital of my country and my country had been attacked by the demons.
When I was investigating the scene, there were many buildings and people. I ran towards the back and saw those who had died that day. When I looked closer, I realized that two of them that were left were my parents.
I will be reincarnated here.
The next thing that I can decide is if I should give up drinking this time
The next thing I can decide is that I must start drinking again
I drank all the blood from my father because my mother would be so furious if we did

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and

Take me to the beach
Buy me a bottle of sangria
Take me outside to the beach
Take me inside to the crowd
Take me out to the beach
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me back to that night
Take me to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me out to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn
Take me outside to the crowd
Take me home to the crowd
Take me home to Brooklyn'
I just can't take it back
This isn't what I thought would happen
I can't stop it
I'm stuck inside all of this, this is it
Don't hate on me, I'm just normal
I'm just normal
Don't hate on me, I'm just normal
And there were two women who went through that, who made us get out of that house one by one
They made me take off all my clothes, we had to take this big step, you know?
I went out there to see my dad's wedding and had the whole day off from work. When I got home I did not feel well, I started to get sick.
All I could think about was

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Huh, I don't remember that part.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Happy Parliament 1624
Useless Parliament 1625
Short Parliament 1640 Apr
Long Parliament 1640 Nov
Oxford Parliament 1644
Long Parliament (2) 1645
Rump Parliament (1) 1648
Barebones Parliament 1653 Dec

Rump Parliament (1) 1655
Useless Parliament 1655
Void Parliament 1700
Rump Parliament (2) 1702
Long Parliament (1) 1715
Parliament of the Crown 1707
Spartacus Parliament 1709
Witchcraft Parliament 1717
Trial of Kings 1723 Apr
Alderman of England 1725
Odds of England 1728
The Duke of Newcastle 1732
Forsaken Lands 1736
King's Parliament of England 1736
Spartacus Parliament 1752
Rump Parliament 1754
Parliament of the Crown (4) 1756
Long Parliament (2) 1757
The House of Commons of England 1760
Parliament of the Crown (5) 1761
House of Commons of England (1) 1767
House of Representatives of England 1774
Parliament of England 1778
Spartacus Parliament (1) 1780
Parliament of the Crown (3) 1787
Parliament of North Yorkshire 1793
House of Lords 1798
Parliament of England 1800

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO
iced tea

This scenario is incredibly traumatizing and deeply confusing to us as a community.

There is no way an adult or child could possibly think this is actually consensual.

There is very no way this is not some kind of sexual intercourse.

The person drinking alcohol is currently in their thirties and possibly has a child currently

They are drinking because when they had sexual intercourse earlier in the day, no one noticed.

mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a

Don't say I won't
No, please, I can't go
That's all there is to it
And the raindrops will come down again... (No, I won't )
It's like this...no matter what you think
There's only one thing left
Not with a bang but with a
Don't say I won't
No, please, I can't go
... (Sorry, I'm just out of time)
That's it...

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

Franklin D. Roosevelt
Harry S. Truman
Dwight D. Eisenhower Nixon
John F. Kennedy
Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon B. Johnson
Richard M. Nixon
Gerald R. Ford
Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
Barack Obama
Donald J. Trump

Bernie Sanders
Erik Prince
Richard Branson
Hewlett Packard
Hilton Worldwide
Billionaire investor Bill Gates
Bill Gates billionaire tech billionaire CEO Bill Gates
Nerdy billionaire venture capitalist Sergey Brin
Rockefeller
Eugene H. Smith
Stephen Sondheim
Stephen Sondheim
Tatianna
Steve Jobs
Thomas Edison
Cameron Todd Lincoln
Thomas Edison
Marlon Brando
Bill Gates billionaire philanthropist and philanthropist
Marlon Brando
William Randolph Hearst billionaire newspaper man Carl B. Hearst
Carl B. Hearst philanthropist
John D. Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller philanthropist
John D. Rockefeller
Boris Johnson
Darrell Hammond, Jr.
Boris Johnson
George P. Bush - son
George H.W. Bush - son
J.D. Kennedy
J.D. Kennedy
Herman Cain
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb angel boy
In the doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy and tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
You had hands girl boy and steel boy
You had chemicals boy, I've grown so close to you, boy
And you just groan boy, she said, "come over, come over"
She smiled at you boy

Bella, you just loved your father

When he was dead, you were her

But you couldn't keep him away now, son, I know you cry

When we die you'll cry for me, you'll cry for me, but you never cried

It feels like you are a stranger to me

But you're one of the family now

It feels so good to know that you don't have to

I hear you crying at night, don't cry boy

But you are all there, man, boy

Baby, look at me you are all right, baby

I will never leave you I will never lose you boy

I have a feeling I know who you really are boy, son

So I'm gonna make it official now

I'm bringing him over to my room boy

You like that, boy? Because I want to tell him,

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. As I was doing this in my dream, I felt something come out of my chest… It looked like something had been pushed into the wall behind me, it was like a heavy weight and I was pushed forward… My foot slipped. I turned to see I was standing, looking up at the window of the car. I couldn't see if it was an angel or an Devil. I couldn't even tell if the two were laughing… That was when I noticed it… The image was coming into my head. It wasn't a clear image but it seemed like a devil… But I didn't remember anything about before.

When we got to the car, the doctor came over. I told him I had had a nightmare but didn't know why. He said something to my wife. My wife was upset about what the doctor had said, and told us she felt that my nightmares, which had been taking years, were now making things harder for us. She wanted me to take the sleeping pill again. I replied that they could try a combination of them.

My wife was upset, but I told her, I didn't mind the medication, but I needed some more help. She went to see me later that night and I went to work the next morning

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

Shaquille O'Neal ordered Chicken McNuggets one night. A move he would forever regret.

O'Neal said the food was good and he enjoyed the meal, but he was shocked when the waiter handed him one of his favorite sandwich wraps and it was not breaded at all but chicken covered in bacon.

"It was just disgusting. I was mad," O'Neal said. "That's when I told him if it wasn't breaded at all then it should have been a hamburger and not a chicken nugget."

Burgers do not exist in Oklahoma.

"That was something where I don't care what anyone thinks, not people who think 'We eat pork, so how are they eating the chicken nuggets?'" O'Neal said, his voice rising again.

The rest of the restaurant, a short distance down Main Street in Oklahoma City, would also have been considered the city's "no offense burger court."

A local reporter who visited the restaurant said it was "tasteless."

"You couldn't believe it was bacon," said Sam Waring, 29. "I don't understand it at all. It tasted like chicken in a sandwich that didn't even come with bread on it."

On Tuesday, an Oklahoma City television station revealed there was a fried chicken sandwich in the restaurant

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

The devil uses only single-ply toilet tissue. It was so simple I was able to work out my own method of doing the same thing with a different tissue. So here we have a single sheet used to roll a towel roll of toilet paper.

We then used a tissue from a roll that our toilet paper came from and the same procedure is repeated.

Once I've achieved a perfect rolling result, it takes about 15 minutes each time, but you need to be in the shower immediately afterwards to complete the roll. This means doing all your toilet roll maintenance and maintenance once every five minutes or so.

My Method

First remove the toilet roll from the towel by cutting with a knife.

Then simply rub any remaining tissue on the surface, leaving it there for a few moments, just to see whether it's still working.

When the toilet roll is completely clean remove it, again rub any excess tissue on the surface where it's rubbing, so as to check that the tissue is still being properly rubbed.

Once all you've got is the single sheet of tissue, use a tissue to roll it up and place it over your toilet paper in the direction opposite from the direction you want it to roll towards, this gives the shape a little more to look like a toilet roll. If you've done the same thing with multiple sheets, I use several sheets at

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link


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