Baa, baa black sheepHave you any wool?Aye that's right, if you do you will receive a silver coinSo you want to sell your wool at a high price?Yea just sayWhat we offer?Wool,Shirts,Shoes,Wedding Shoes, Shoes,Couple of Dresses,Eyes, and Hair Hair,Make sure we have a good price you can make it be a bargainWhat you're offering?A, B, C, or D?A: Baa black sheep or A Black SheepB: C a little white sheep, or A is too black(This is a question you'll either have to ask another person or a broker)E: D a little red a cow, or A is too redYou want them all?Baa black sheepE: E a little white sheepI have a lot of woolWool I wantA?: A Black SheepAnd this is a problem you're going to be solving all day?(You say to the other players that no one knows what wool is, other players will answer you)They've all been listening to your conversation with that sheep? How's it going?Wool I hate to think of the sheep in question being left
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
Mark E. Smith lyrics
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
Scrambled eggs oh baby how I love your legs... <sigh> sorry... i've been so excited, you're really warm and cozy... just look at your body from the outside, all those warm and wet lips kissing all those open eyes. mmm this is so fun, i love seeing how your ass looks from the side, it doesn't make a sound when we're doing the missionary but still... i love looking up at you and seeing that sexy ass sticking out from under your skirt... it's really so warm and wet... i love licking your nipples, you're hard enough already, why not take it deeper, you can even feel my cock brushing your asshole. <kissing sounds> don't say something! let me keep going baby so I can have a bit more fun. <improvise to orgasm> oooh that felt so good, baby, now sit on the couch, look at that beautiful face, i need you to take off your clothes, and let me see your nice naked body... you want to sit on me too? <sucking noises> well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge, and your body was so cute. ooook look at you, they cover your legs as well, it's too big to wear under so your legs will be all exposed. mmm so your legs are reallyShare
― Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? I think it would require some very powerful tooling to carve, but I have no idea. However…I guess woodchucks use the "big ol' wooden saw" as a base, and would use a large blade and a chuck that was at least 3″ to 6″ wide to carve. Woodchucks get huge chuck chucks to create wood chucks, so they can also carve large trees. Even large tree can be carved by woodchucks.
As many do, I decided to give it a shot. I used a woodchuck, about 1 1/2″ from the sides in diameter, and about 1″ out of the top edge. I got the chuck in my garage and sawed it just enough to get it to my target and a little more so. At first, I used 2 1/4″ wood dowels to attach this chuck to the base. They were hard and didn't hold much up on the ground I was standing on, but I eventually found a couple where I could hang them over a large tree trunk, and they worked just fine.
I put the 2 dowels to my woodchucks, then turned on the power. As I said before, woodchucks can only get wood on the ground by pushing it a little (not really a power tool, except for
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.In the 'hood it's my home.Ain't no way it doesn't happen.This is my country.Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.Bust 'em up, bust 'em up, bust 'em.Busted off in this town.Busted off in the streets.Busted off in the ghetto.
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
^^^ I am very intrigued by this version of Frasier
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
Definitely adding "well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge" to my bedroom repertoire.
― Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
i don't think as many people hate the word moist as they would have us believe. Some swear it's the worst word in the english language and it's bad because the word wet, the actual meaning of the word was not in use before the 19th century. The word wet is not derived from wet. It is derived from "dewal", the noun for wet soil.
"Dewal" is a verb meaning to produce in wet soil, like a wet forest. So wet soil means that once it is formed, it becomes wet and therefore wet.
Why would any individual use this word? The name of the writer is Kaleem Malik. The article in that article mentions that Malik had given some advice about dung in this very same article. He also mentioned that Dung and the earth were connected but in this article he specifically mentions this connection (as well as the fact that the Dung was not being properly digested in a very healthy state).
So why would it be this way, and why is all the hatred of wet, because it's one of the few words mentioned, that comes from in use in Europe in the late 19th century?
Well because there are two terms by which the word wet is used. The first is the English word wets, or for dry, or for something that has wet mud or mud.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:1. Ninjas can get your legs wet with their super fast movements and they make you feel amazing. 2. On the first night of a ninja school, students wear different robes. 3. No way to be an actual ninja, don't even try to try.4. I think I will go to Iraq right now and become an Iraqi ninja.5. They live amongst meadows with their cousins.6. They get drunk.7. Ninjas are very special.8. Ninjas get paid to drink and bang out assloads of beer and blow stuff. 9. Most men are not allowed to date ninjas. It is very taboo in society.10. Ninjas make great teachers, especially when they want to pick someone up when they get drunk.11. When I'm in the middle of something, if a ninja is there to help, then it is ok.
― mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
I'm not racist but I've never read it.' I don't know if it's because people have been doing it for 50 years. It's got no place in society."The most popular opinion by far is that of the "sausage queen", Michael Gove, who has said that the term is a "gag" and it cannot be used at all because it's too similar to "mugging".The Telegraph's Sarah Vine put together an interesting analysis of what it would mean if it came to be enforced. The author points out that any person can become involved in a public spat and has the right to respond – even if no offence is taken."To argue that someone should be told not to use 'racist' will appear to be as silly as someone suggesting a student should be prohibited from wearing a jacket that says 'I'm racist, so get out and get out'."This writer would not be the first to be banned from public discourse. Two years ago, another man, Andrew Neil, who was convicted of racially motivated attacks was banned for 14 months from the public sphere.Gove's comments are likely to provoke a similar reaction, with some saying they are a bit rich coming from someone with so much influence, while others will question if the Government has the moral high ground.However, as the Government's
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
What does War Machine's "Canopy! Canopy!" line mean in "Avengers: Endgame"?
Please tell me he was offering hors d’oeuvres.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
WOLVERINE: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do brings me to where I can do an amazing job at what I do. No, I'm not saying it is easy, but every artist does it differently.
BLOW: But what about the other guys - Chris Pratt? The guy who is probably the most-used actor in Hollywood?
DRUGEL: Ohhhhh, I guess he is.
BLOW: Is he someone you look like you used to?
DRUGEL: He looks better, more muscular, but I think his strength is stronger.
BLOW: He looks like you?
DRUGEL: Yeah, I do.
BLOW: He's like your old friend?
DRUGEL: Yeah, he looks old. No, not really.
BLOW: Like all the other guys I like seeing that have the muscle in their bodies.
DRUGEL: (Laughing) Uh yeah, he's a little bit different than all the others. But then, he does something and he's going down a certain path that doesn't appeal to everybody. I really dislike being in the shadows.
BLOW: Well, your movie is so unique that you can say that.
(SOUNDBITE
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link
A list of X-men:CyclopsMarvel Girl (aka Phoenix) (aka Jean Grey)BeastIcemanAngelGamma (aka Professor X)X-23She-HulkShe-Hulk was the fourth member of the X-men. She was adopted from a foster orphanage by Jean Grey to be her adoptive mother. As a child, this superhuman mutant was trained by Professor X, who had also taken the name Dr. Doom. While still at Xavier's side, she was trained as a human fighter and eventually became one of his new team members. As she was in the middle of training to join Jean, the latter accidentally killed the baby Cyclops. Although he did not know it at the time, Cyclops had sent Cyclops to take Cyclops to an alien race called "The Sentry" for a ritual so he could learn more about the race. Although the baby was saved by Storm, the ritual was too dangerous for him to survive. Eventually his wounds healed, and he was soon chosen as one of the team. He became an assistant of the Black Order, was trained by Jean, and later was placed in the position of leader of her team. The Black Order was the direct origin of several of the different mutants from the X-men which we later got to know under the name of the Black
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
Call me ishmael
Is this the man that you were hoping for?
No, I was hoping for you
To come back in one piece...
I'm asking...
Is this the man that you were hoping for? What would you rather do,
Do something for someone, have some fun?
The people that you would choose would never change.
Is this the man that you were hoping for? Oh, my God!
What? You won't listen.
Is this the man that you were hoping for? Is this what you did that you wanted?
No. I'm sorry.
I... it's so...
...
Please, I'm going to miss you
Now you won't have to be afraid
(Singing)
Why do you love me?
It's too late now
I'm sorry
So please, come back in one piece...
You won't ever change
When you leave this world you'll want me
All over again in another
Please come back in one piece...
I'm sorry...
Thank you
― koogs, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
I am a lassie, the most dweebiest, laziest, ugliest and scariest thing on earth, to anyone else who is anything like me, I would be a ghost! i have everything but the kitchen sink and am the queen of all pranks. I am just as stupid as you or i!
I am a witch girl, witch girl! Witch Girl Ebony Dark!
I am A Witch's Angel!!!
My username is Ebony Dementia, and I only care about getting to the next room or two before my brain gets fried and i am dead.
― jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Where is a serious girl who really aims marriage? If there were such a girl as a sister, who could you ask her if she would marry you?If there were like that, then who would dare to ask you to marry that girl? The more I think about it, the worse it gets. The more I think about it, the more I feel disgusted with this world. The more angry I become.
― Alba, Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
If you feed it Mamet, it goes insane.
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)
Second Prize to 2 First prize to 3 Second prize to 4
The second prize is a set of steak knives.
The winner will get a Mercedes-Benz CLA 300 (sorry). I'm gonna be out at the races with this thing (the second round of the car show) to photograph your cars after the race weekend; we'll send you a picture of it once you get the prize.
Cheers!
Best of luck!
My last posting was January 29, 2011. The pictures are all from 2009. For this one and other post, I have also added a photo of my last day at the racetrack, in my Porsche 959M.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
Give it Keiji Heino titles and get back... Keiji Heino titles...
CD1 - "A Temporary Freezing Of The Time Axis That Turns At The End Of This Profound Now"CD2 - "That, Which While Enfolding This Now And Present Perfume, Speaks, "I Will Use To The Fullest Extent This Form Bestowed Upon Me" And Blurs Into The Firmament - Ah, Where And In What Form Will It Next Be Devised"CD3 - "That Which I Know Shall Be Known Only to That Which Be Is, And With Only Those Who Know It The Best And Who Are To Be Found" And By So, They Shall Become The First To Be Created There By That Which I Know Is Also Also The Truth The First Shall Know It All Shall Say Its Name And It Will Then Say Its Truth To Them All And In So Doing With Which We Shall Also Tell Their Names And Their Truths And So To The Future, We Shall Show Them And Their Ways In Which Of This Now We Have Come With This Now Shall We Have Already Began to Talk. "CD4-1 - "That Which, While Enfolding Some Things Into These Now As They Are Today, In As They Are And Ever-Intensified As They Are In My Being It Also Makes And Makes And Makes And Makes From These Things And Does All Through This In All Its Expenses The Right To Tell The Real Truth
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
Haino, sorry
The three laws of Agile are thus:
the Law of the Customer—an obsession with delivering value to customers as the be-all and end-all of the organization.
the Law of the Engineer—a focus on delivering value on every aspect of building and maintaining great businesses.
As you can see, these are all very useful laws because they're all grounded in understanding what makes your company great and how the things you provide impact that. The Law of the Customer really isn't a law or a strategy, they're a principle. The Law of the Engineer says: "Look, we are building things; if the best thing we can do is deliver, that's no problem, but if it requires a different technology or methodologies, that's no problem, because that's what we want to do." And the Law of the Engineer does what it says (I don't say we have a monopoly on these principles here, but I'm sure you got what I'm talking about here) and they've actually been doing this for centuries.
I'm not arguing that Agile is the worst approach yet, just that it isn't as great or effective at delivering its promise of value as other approaches.
One final point to keep in mind is that we are not here to tell you:
If you don't think Agile is awesome.
Not
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
Head like a holeBlack as your soulI'd rather be a vampire than a clownI'd rather be a witch than a black devilI'd rather be a black devil than a black clownI'd rather be a clown than a black devilIt's a good thing I got the knifeI'm a clown without a maskBut I'm a clown without a maskAnd to be the one doing the clowning I'm just a white manAnd to be the one trying to make you see it is worseNow is someone going to call me a clown for tryingI'll fight you in a circus no moreI'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stickI'll fight you in a circus no moreI'll kick you in the junk with a crowbar and a stickAnd to be the one trying to make you see it is worseI'm a clown at one with youWhat do I get for being differentI'm a clown without a maskBut I'm a clown without a maskI'll fight you in a circus no moreBlack as a soulNo matter where your clown mask was paintedBlack as you've comeBlack as a devil for not looking at a doorNo matter how many times you've done my businessBlack as I've come
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefullyWe got a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garageAnd I'm like 'No no, I can't have you here, I'll just give you a lot of extra work that you can do here'"Then, he says 'I have to find a job.'And then he walks in to the garage and gets a jobAt the first job I was gonna get a job and I asked him the salaryAnd a friend says 'you know you're right, we've probably got to let go of this guy right now'"So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefullyWe got a new kid on the block, he's got no friends and he's been doing a little bit of yard work and he says 'I think I can make a little money on the side'This kid's already making a lot of money, I mean, he does like to go around the garageAnd I'm like 'No no, I can't have
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
This is what I think about reparations:
My main objection to the whole "republican" and "socialist" approach to taxation is that it treats all taxation as the same thing. If you're a progressive, all taxes must be equal. However, if you're a left wing progressive, all taxes must equal nothing and that's perfectly fine. I've written a few books on my views about what makes good taxes, some of them include "Tax, Taxes, and Politics", a fascinating discussion on just what makes a good tax. Another area that I don't consider to be a "distinctively capitalist" position is that I don't think that it is wrong to have a fair share of income as a tax "incentive".
So, at the moment, I think any taxation plan should aim to be fair to all, which is basically what it means by "fair". It should reward people in the same way that I think a corporation or an individual gets rewarded, which includes getting their money out of government. At the end of the day, that's a free market, and everyone ought to be rewarded equally. (Or maybe it's a little harder depending on how long the proposal goes on, in which case I'm happy to clarify or tweak the answer for you.)
As a representative, I support redistribution and I think we are seeing very strong trends
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
I think I turned it into Beto
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
You know parents are the same no matter time nor placeThey don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakesSo to you other kids all across the landThere's no need to argue, parents are right there next to youSome parents got so used to the world in which they grew up thatThey forget to take that one word of adviceYou know kids today are trying to learn how to do stuffHow to write a check and what don't they rememberAnd sometimes that's a good thingBecause otherwise they'd be doing that old dad and the kid on the other sideAnd you know this old dad wants these kids to become leaders in this townThat's really nice and all but this generation has just gone ahead and forgotten howSo let me tell you something that'll make you believe them againI just spoke to this woman who's a doctor and I told you I was proud of herShe just gave me a hug and said I never got the message'But in my work there is an obligation in my communityAnd that is to help people learn about health care so that when people die I don't get the bill'But we are living in the world and I'm not sure where this will all end
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
Second prize is a tuxedo (don't ask)
Love that
― jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
This is the world we live inAnd these are the hands we're givenUse them and let's start tryingTo see what we're capable ofThis was how the people of Chicago were bornA lot of times, we were raised on the edgeWith this, we take them back and tryLet's get up and get up and try to seeWhat we can do to make it all better and moreAnd we should be so proud of everythingThis is the world we live inAnd these are the hands we're givenUse them and let's start tryingLet's get up and get up and try to seeWhat we can do to make it all better and moreAnd we should be so proud of everything
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Zwei, drei, vier, one, two, three, it's easy to seeBut it's not that I don't care, so 'Cause I hear it all the time, but I can't believe all the words I hear. Because I hear it all the time, soI just can't be bothered. I just can't be bothered. I justWanna walk for awhile, walk for awhile, walk for awhileYou'll hear all the noise around us. You won't be able to understandNo one in the world could possibly understand. And that's whyI love you. I love you just so much. I love you just so much.When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called'The Womb of Jesus.' When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called'The Womb of Jesus.'When I hear that you're not tired, I feel light. I'm so proud to be called:"Jesus."
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
Girl you are to meAll that a woman should beAnd I dedicate my loveTo you alwaysI will never forget youI know that you are beautifulTo find my heart in your kissesTo see everything, all that is wonderfulThere's something in my heart you could giveA new friend for me to call - I want to see you again with tears in my eyes - you make me feel happyYou're so beautiful, I've found a friend you've lost to meAnd I'm just so mad I can't be here to see my mother crying - I've lost me too - you made me feel better - your kiss makes me feel better -I'm so proud of you - I'm proud that you're the oneI want you to be my friend forever, foreverI want you to be my sister now, nowAnd I'll always be your beautiful sisterI don't want to be your friend no moreI want to be your sister no moreYou can never leave me, always yours foreverI know that you will never see me in heaven or dieI never know if I'll be able to saveI never know whether I'll be able to love, to forgiveI don't want to be your friend no moreI want to be your sister no more...My heart
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
Some people call me the space cowboySome call me the gangster of loveSome people call me Maurice'Cause I speak of the dead and the dead liveI tell you of things that can kill meI'm on the street every night with my knifeI know one thing, if we run into each other, I'm deadThere's a guy at the corner with the knifeBut he didn't see me coming and he didn't do anything'Cause he'll always be remembered on the dark streetsI got my gun, I got my gun and I'm going to killI know where people hide their gunI'd like to show you the place where I hide my knifeI see a guy coming in my door and he don't careI know that knife's hidden in his jacket pocketI take it out but he don't care and then I hit him in the faceHe said "Hey, what are you doing?" He ran and then I got my knifeBut when I saw him he didn't care'Cause I'm like "Hey, what are you doing?" and then I shoot him in the headI know where people hide their knife and I can't wait to knowSome call me the gunfighter and some call me the gunSome call me the old man and some call me the gun
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
She lives in this house over thereHas her world outside itScrabbles in the earth with her fingers and her mouthShe's five years old
I see her now,
I see her on her knees and she's
Pleasing
The tears come streaming down her cheeks
Her hair is in a ponytail and it's so short
She's smiling
Tears streaming down her cheeks
My dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleasingThe tears come streaming down her cheeksHer hair is in a ponytail and it's so shortShe's smilingTears streaming down her cheeksMy dear little daughter I see her now,I see her on her knees and she'sPleased
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I see her now,I hear her laughing,I hear her crying
I don't know where she went in the sky so fast
She's laughing
She's laughingAnd she's laughingI don't know where she went in the sky so fastShe's laughingThe tears are falling down her cheeksTears streaming down her cheeks
Now she knows how much she loves to sing,
That if her daddy had known what it is
He'd have taken her to school
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind But I'm frightened of the things I might find Oh, there must be something he's thinking of But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind In the dark, I'd like to read his mind But I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind And every inch of his mind I want to readAnd every inch of his mind I want to read It's like going straight into the light Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Oh, there must be something he's thinking of But I'm afraid of the things I might find Oh, there must be something he's thinking of It's like going straight into the light Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Oh, there must be something he's thinking of But I'm afraid of the things I might find Oh, there must be something he's thinking of Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Oh, there must be something he's thinking of And every inch of his mind I want to read He goes back to his first mind all over againOh, he goes back to his
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
Let the music playI just wanna dance the night awayYeah right here, right here where I'm gonna stayAll night long iced tea, hot cocoaAnd ice cream, lemonade and sodaThe girls all know that it's me tooSo why am I going on?I just wanna dance the night awayDon't ever turn back on me, yeahI just wanna dance the night awayDon't ever turn back in on me, yeahI just wanna dance the night awayDon't ever turn back in on me, yeah all night longI know you're a good boy baby, no matter how dark you'reBut why can't you dance with me all night longDon't ever turn back in on meDon't ever turn back in on me iced tea, hot cocoaDon't ever turn back in on me, yeahDon't ever turn back in on me, yeahDon't ever turn back in on me, yeah iced tea, hot cocoaDon't ever turn back in on me, yeah
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
talk to transformer. See how a modern neural network completes your text. Type a custom snippet or try one of the examples. Learn more below.
Here's a sample for an example I created to illustrate this concept:
Type #t_test with a function to test the results, for example, as shown in the screenshot above:
Let's do the first pass, with a sample word:
type(int) value: float; begin my $f = float; let $i = [1,3]; while [$i = 0] do my $word = word[0]; if (!$word) { print "No word available" }; print $f; $i++ fi my $f; begin my$word = word; if (!$word); print $f; exit exit; end; exit $f;
We will use the function to check what kind of words, values and strings are available when performing word prediction. My word is "foo", so $f.words() will evaluate an array, such as [1,3] . A value for this word, like "1", will be printed as 1. If the word is also a value from this array, $f will print "There is something " $word + " here" (see the example below).
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 May 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
Underlined are correct digits. It did okay for a little while.
3.1415926535897932384626433832797028709523238085870358950974642146923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076923076925076690735895901683539394628
― jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Sorry, forgot that wouldn't be break. I will ask for cleanup.
― jmm, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Johnny's in the basementMixing up the medicineI'm on the pavementThinking about the governmentThe man in the trench coatThe woman with the hat and glovesBiking with him to the bank to have lunchI get caught in a hail of bulletsShiny guns and the smell of burning gasHe's a heroI gotta go to the libraryTo find the man with a face like a lionAnd get all those books on life in the American pastTrying to make sense of this worldThe guy who gave them awayIs a cop from the neighborhood watchI think of the city I grew up inWe're gonna burn these people downWe're gonna kick their assWe're gonna tear down these wallsThey're gonna come down the stepsAnd they'll turn up the volumeWhen those kids see themThey'll want to kill themselvesI'm sick of itI'm sick of living in this bitchDon't know where we got a problemThe little girl inside itYou might have been rightI got a lot that I'm sorry forCan't get over it I'm sick and tired of seeing your facesThey can call me when it rainedSometimes I wake up and it's rainingI got to get over it
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
fed some academic abstracts into these and its pretty amazing what it can produce
― flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Been a long time since I rock and rollBeen a long time since I did the strollOoh lemme get back lemme get back lemme get backOh boy lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get back lemme get backI'm likeOoh lemme stay at home and listen to your musicGet back on your ass and leave the rest to my daughterI'm like a kid in a candy storeDon't be scared, I've seen ya before I betOoh lemme keep your mouth shut or I'll go through your clothes I'm just jokingOoh lemme don't give me that 'cause I'm here to tell youOoh lemme be good and never look backOoh lemme be happy, because I'll keep you as my wifeOoh lemme be proud, because I'm all that's needed. Ooh lemme be gladOoh lemme be free that I'm here for youI'm like a dog that just can't stop eatingHey you you're such a good dog you keep me companyLet me see that sweet feeling againLet me touch it like a magnetWhat is it that keeps me all this
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
Fathers be good to your daughtersdaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into brothersthey will become brothers for everyonewhen your wife sleeps with them you are really his fatheryour father and wife will be good neighbors in the woodsand boys will become brothers for their whole life.And it has been said that the Lord will bless you if you do so on your first visit to the Lord and to every other man who finds the Lord through your daughters. And if your first visit and visit the other neighbors is the Lordthen you are blessed that you are on your way to become brothers with all men. They say, `There came a great king to our house' and he gave them five sons and daughters, and he said, `Do your duty, brothers, and follow me!' (Rev 15:15-16) And now you know that when you ask for the blessing of your brothers, it is the Lord that will bless you and turn you from one of love's lusts, and a mother that is faithful will be blessed as I too was blessed when my brothers became my fathers.2. Love not to speak ill of any one. But love to keep silence until there is the occasion for it.1. Love to keep silence1. Love to keep silencelove to keep silence until there is the occasion for it
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
A time to be born, a time to dieA time to plant, a time to reapA time to kill, a time to healA time to be born, a time to dieI am rebornA wave of power burst forth from my body, sweeping my enemies aside with its immense strength.I could feel it approaching from off screen. After only a single wave of strength, I could feel every single enemy within my line of sight.The next thing I can think about is not being able to control my mana, but it is something I will never forget.It was probably a few days later, after the battle against the demon king, but I think I knew when to call the police.I heard the police report that the demon king had attacked the capital of my country and my country had been attacked by the demons.When I was investigating the scene, there were many buildings and people. I ran towards the back and saw those who had died that day. When I looked closer, I realized that two of them that were left were my parents.I will be reincarnated here.The next thing that I can decide is if I should give up drinking this timeThe next thing I can decide is that I must start drinking againI drank all the blood from my father because my mother would be so furious if we did
― John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
Take me out to the ball gameTake me out to the crowdBuy me some peanuts andTake me to the beachBuy me a bottle of sangriaTake me outside to the beachTake me inside to the crowdTake me out to the beachTake me home to BrooklynTake me out to the crowdTake me back to that nightTake me to the crowdTake me home to BrooklynTake me out to the crowdTake me home to BrooklynTake me out to the crowdTake me home to BrooklynTake me outside to the crowdTake me home to the crowdTake me home to Brooklyn'I just can't take it backThis isn't what I thought would happenI can't stop itI'm stuck inside all of this, this is itDon't hate on me, I'm just normalI'm just normalDon't hate on me, I'm just normalAnd there were two women who went through that, who made us get out of that house one by oneThey made me take off all my clothes, we had to take this big step, you know?I went out there to see my dad's wedding and had the whole day off from work. When I got home I did not feel well, I started to get sick.All I could think about was
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
Huh, I don't remember that part.
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
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NO SHIRTNO SHOESNO iced teaThis scenario is incredibly traumatizing and deeply confusing to us as a community.There is no way an adult or child could possibly think this is actually consensual.There is very no way this is not some kind of sexual intercourse.The person drinking alcohol is currently in their thirties and possibly has a child currentlyThey are drinking because when they had sexual intercourse earlier in the day, no one noticed.
― mick signals, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsNot with a bang but with aDon't say I won'tNo, please, I can't goThat's all there is to itAnd the raindrops will come down again... (No, I won't )It's like this...no matter what you thinkThere's only one thing leftNot with a bang but with aDon't say I won'tNo, please, I can't go... (Sorry, I'm just out of time)That's it...
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
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― flopson, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb angel boyIn the doorway boy, she was a lipstick boyShe was a beautiful boy and tears boyAnd all in your inner space boyYou had hands girl boy and steel boyYou had chemicals boy, I've grown so close to you, boyAnd you just groan boy, she said, "come over, come over"She smiled at you boy
Bella, you just loved your father
When he was dead, you were her
But you couldn't keep him away now, son, I know you cry
When we die you'll cry for me, you'll cry for me, but you never cried
It feels like you are a stranger to me
But you're one of the family now
It feels so good to know that you don't have to
I hear you crying at night, don't cry boy
But you are all there, man, boy
Baby, look at me you are all right, baby
I will never leave you I will never lose you boy
I have a feeling I know who you really are boy, son
So I'm gonna make it official now
I'm bringing him over to my room boy
You like that, boy? Because I want to tell him,
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. As I was doing this in my dream, I felt something come out of my chest… It looked like something had been pushed into the wall behind me, it was like a heavy weight and I was pushed forward… My foot slipped. I turned to see I was standing, looking up at the window of the car. I couldn't see if it was an angel or an Devil. I couldn't even tell if the two were laughing… That was when I noticed it… The image was coming into my head. It wasn't a clear image but it seemed like a devil… But I didn't remember anything about before.
When we got to the car, the doctor came over. I told him I had had a nightmare but didn't know why. He said something to my wife. My wife was upset about what the doctor had said, and told us she felt that my nightmares, which had been taking years, were now making things harder for us. She wanted me to take the sleeping pill again. I replied that they could try a combination of them.
My wife was upset, but I told her, I didn't mind the medication, but I needed some more help. She went to see me later that night and I went to work the next morning
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
Shaquille O'Neal ordered Chicken McNuggets one night. A move he would forever regret.
O'Neal said the food was good and he enjoyed the meal, but he was shocked when the waiter handed him one of his favorite sandwich wraps and it was not breaded at all but chicken covered in bacon.
"It was just disgusting. I was mad," O'Neal said. "That's when I told him if it wasn't breaded at all then it should have been a hamburger and not a chicken nugget."
Burgers do not exist in Oklahoma.
"That was something where I don't care what anyone thinks, not people who think 'We eat pork, so how are they eating the chicken nuggets?'" O'Neal said, his voice rising again.
The rest of the restaurant, a short distance down Main Street in Oklahoma City, would also have been considered the city's "no offense burger court."
A local reporter who visited the restaurant said it was "tasteless."
"You couldn't believe it was bacon," said Sam Waring, 29. "I don't understand it at all. It tasted like chicken in a sandwich that didn't even come with bread on it."
On Tuesday, an Oklahoma City television station revealed there was a fried chicken sandwich in the restaurant
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link