Talk to Transformer

Ew, I put a cocteau twins song lyric in, and porn came out :(

NOT THOSE SORT OF PEARLY DEWDROPS YOU STUPID ROBOT.

Or rather that overtly homophobic, I’m not that naive

fucking bro

FROM A BOARD

The female partner: "You know what this means? No more playing games with my boyfriend."

Damn straight, had enough of his settlers of catan BS.

<b>T'was brillig, and the slivy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe.</b> — O I am a passe-mimsy mannequin

(Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.13-28)

When it is evening and all you people of this world are drunk, I came to thee to drink. I said, "I will put my hand down," but my hands were taken, and I had no power to go on after that, so I went in for a draught; and at a low draught I found a fair maiden; she was in a poor mood and had no strength to carry herself as gracefully as she should; and when she was drunk she fell against the edge of a steeple, and was drowned. (Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.18-37)

(Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.22-35)

In the morning: "Auld Drink of Misery, I am come to drink." And to my great disgrace and vexation I drank of his misery. (Auld Drink of Misery - 1.2.20.

No one saw him disembark in the unanimous night, no one saw the bamboo canoe sinking into the sacred mud, but within a few days, there was that long-forgotten spirit that walked on the ocean's floor, the spirit that looked out from the sea and saw what was right in its eyes."

-The Great Wave, by E.D. Housley, ed. Charles W. Miller

I had the great privilege and good fortune to be able to watch "The Great Wave" as it was broadcast by the PBS radio network on January 29, 1974.

In order to get in touch with my great grandfather (who was the lead on this one) about getting the footage out I gave him a few pointers on who I actually am, what I really believe about the world, even what my mother used to use to say.

It was only when he saw the clip online (that video here) that he agreed to answer a few questions that I had concerning The Great Wave.

The Great Wave will appear on the PBS History channel in the spring of 2017. Watch it live in the clip above – in the next installment – on "The Nature Conservancy, and all its projects…and all our works, as a reminder to come back and continue our work of conservation."

My great-grandfather's last visit to San Francisco

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
The bird shot arrows at my car, then threw us around it
One time I was watching a ballerina in the street and she hit a bird that flew at her and it was dead
After leaving her home she tried to attack a bird that was laying on the sidewalk
My cell phone started to die and my dog was trying to call for me from it when I grabbed it from the tree
It threw one ball at my head and I was scared of the bird and tried to hide it (I could hear it screaming in the background)
He was eating some fruits off the tree
The whole thing took two hours
I heard one of my dogs get hit hard by the bird
I went to the veterinarian, he said it could be rabies.
I tried to take care of the bird myself to see if I could stop it and the vet was saying it could be any combination of things.
The doctor said if a bird was on its own and was flying there was a high chance it would get hit by something or if a bird was too close to it and the bird could fly away
Then the whole bird attacked, I ran into my neighbor's garden that is about 200+ years old and the birds got away. I couldn't

Do you know the way to San Jose?

The answer is not. Go in the direction of the lake.

And even though you're going nowhere else, be sure to wear sunscreen. The sunscreen industry and beachgoers alike want this to be a beach year.

The sun has been rising in Southern California for a decade, so people need to cover this area with sunscreen, especially when the temperature's not far behind.

A lot of sunburns – including sunstroke and skin abscesses – are the result of this disease. The good news is that most are caused by the bacteria called Candida. They're usually very hard for people to identify: they're hard to see or feel. And while they may look like these in the mirror, they're actually tiny fungi. It takes a lot of work on your part, and it's worth the money in the long run.

A few places do have some really good beaches – they include Hacienda Road (about 10 miles south of downtown Oakland). And those are often right in the middle of San Francisco bay. I've also got good places near Lake Merced (where Lake Powell flows into Lake Tahoe). The Sierra is a great place for vacationing in the winter, when it doesn't get very cold outside and there's nowhere to go to the beach. But they're a bit of

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped, and I just kept it up
And then finally I got some money and it started to sell
I was selling records at all the places in the city, that was cool
But they got too far the city was just too hot for them
And when they broke through in a different city they got the whole city
That was a tough place being down on your luck
They just didn't know what to do
So at that point I was on the edge of my own ledge, so to speak
I had this feeling that if they got ahold of me I could get on my feet
I thought, well I can take care of myself
And I was like man don't worry bout it I ain't nothing to worry about
I ain't got nothing, don't make no trouble, don't put no blame
Now I wanted to be a writer for some reason
I know that's where I was coming from, because the best books have a narrator
And sometimes you have to tell them everything you know, that's where I am

riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs. Here, in our neighbourhood, are three towers, one of stone, one of wood, and one of stone and stone of wood. All the towers are not more than fifteen feet square, and the wood about twelve feet. We see some great stones in the tower, for a base. We see a church of St Augustine with great tower, and other churches, and a very great pile of a kind. The church of St. John the Evangelist has a tower, of wood and stone; but the church of St. Paul has not yet been built. In Westminster Abbey stands St. John, the head, with the other heads of the saints there, standing between the north and the south wings. On the hill-side there is a great chapel, called the Abbey.

The people were gathered into the church before the doors were shut; after the order of the prayer, they all retired towards the castle. I am not sure that every one is in this place all together, being divided in a narrow way, in order that the people may form an army against the Duke of Albemarle from the east and west, if the other armies of the French should attack the town

Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO

BERNARDO: Who's there?

FRANCISCO: Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.

BERNARDO: All is in order.

FRANCISCO: Then I will explain it to you.

(Scene of the Castle.) JOHN: What say you?

JOHN: Yes.

BERNARDO: Come here, and look.

(Enter Bernardo, to whom they have given the key.)

JOHN (to him) Come down here, Bernardo.

(Enter Bernardo.)

BERNARDO: Sir,

there is another servant here.

(Enter his servant.)

JOHN: Sir, I am, the man in the purple cape,
a man who is of such intelligence that it seems to me a great surprise his master is dead, and he has told me this. He says his master's servant has taken something, of which he has a vague suspicion, but I do not know whether he meant him to be dead or alive. He gives me a key, and tells me to go to the stairs.

BERNARDO: What

Weird facts about cats:
1. An American cat, named "Tiny," is believed to have killed 13 people when he attacked a man on the street.
2. He lived on the streets of Miami for seven years and once was caught on video, naked and covered in feces.
3. While he survived, he may have been euthanised because he was a dog.
4. His name is now given to an 18-year-old man who was killed on a train by a man who had his finger stuck into his rectum.
5. His name has become synonymous with 'cat man' and in an infamous YouTube video, which went viral, he is shown licking and playing with his fingers in order to gain sexual intimacy.
6. He is also known as 'The Cat God,' who told his family that he could change the world as a man and a cat god if he chose to.
7. In another famous YouTube video, a cat called 'The Man' was seen holding a sign that said 'I am the man because I am an ugly cat.' According to him if he walked past that sign he would die of heart failure.
8. In 2007, a cat called 'Bunny' was caught on camera doing the famous cat dance while having sex with a man.

Ten famous YouTubers
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the terrible band name I made up did not fool this machine at all - it sees right through the ruse, and then beyond through the ruse behind all music writing

That’s when Germs decided he had to have Peter in his new band, Acid Nutcrack. But where exactly were the fans for Peter in Acid Nutcrack?
What really stuck with me about this story isn't exactly how great Peter's guitar solos were or how he played acid. It's how little people knew about Acid Nutcrack, or what they knew about Peter. How Peter felt about the music he played and how many folks knew? What Peter would write down about Acid Nutcrack were his thoughts, not what other people said about it.
What Peter would write down were his thoughts. But, because there were no tapes or CDs or websites about Acid Nutcrack, he often wrote in plain terms, and there were no reviews of the band. This was a very dangerous, very unusual practice, in a genre very similar to music criticism I've been working in for some time.
What this meant was that Peter wasn't allowed to write, but anyone could write a review of him about Acid Nutcrack. The person writing reviews for Acid Nutcrack would do it, on their own time, and there would be no editing, no revisions, nothing. The reviewers were free. There was no oversight over who reviewed it, no editing or corrections

doe, a deer, a female deer
(Re!) ray, a drop of golden sun
(Mi!) me, a name I call myself
(Fa!) far, a long, long way to run
(So!) sew, a needle pulling thread
(La!) la, a note to follow so
(Ti!) tea, a drink with jam and bread in it
(Da!) dia, a word that means "thistle"
(*Tengi*) tengi, a Chinese word for tree(Teng*) tochui(ta-meu) a Chinese word for water
(Mi-tu, Mi-tung) I don't like it, I can't understand it
(Nui) nui, a river , river in the mountains
(Ao-fu) afun, a tree or fruit, a fruit of a tree
(Ni!) na, a little tree
(*Rin-po) iyongi, a snake's nest, a nest of snakes
(Si!) shui, Chinese word for a stone
(Ko!) lo, a little stone
(Ko!) ni, a snake's nest, a nest of snakes
(Ti!) kon, a stone
(Ko!) lo, a little stone
(Ti!) kon (to kon) lo,

Daisy got a restraining order:

Daisy Daisy, give me your answer, do
I'm half-crazy, oh for the love of you please
I just wanna be left alone with you, let me not be alone
(Oh for the love of you please
I just want you forever)
I'm so, so, I'm so, so, I'm so very, very, very very
This makes me want her, oh for the love of you please

100 Best First Lines from Novels

1. Call me Ishmael. —Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)

2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

3. A man's fortune is like a fish's, and a woman's a fish's tail: it may be small, but it has great power. —Alice Latham, Mr. Pestilence (1857)

4. I always feel uneasy when I am present before your tribunal of opinion. —John Ruskin, Pride and Prejudice (1825)

5. I would rather eat a dog than drink a glass of water: because the two are so far from one another. —Mark Twain, On Being Old (1894)

6. ʡʳoʼe ʳᴛqʼu ʔᴥᴇ.ʼʊ —Benjamin Franklin, The Federalist Paper No. 27 (1787)

7. I always like the people in the hills — John Maynard Keynes, In Search of Superstition (1925)

6. ʡʳoʼe ʳᴛqʼu ʔᴥᴇ.ʼʊ —Benjamin Franklin, The Federalist Paper No. 27 (1787)

I can't stop laughing at this. It reminds me of this bit of nonsense from an old MAD Magazine, where they plugged new dialogue into an existing EC Comics 3-pager.

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Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven horses a-walking
Six kings a-shaking
Five kingpins a-screaming
Four kings a-dragging
Three kings a-hurt
Two lords a-clapping
One lord a-shaking
One lady a-lounging
Ten men a-mouthing
Five queens a-punching
Four ladies a-pounding
Three ladies a-squeaking
Two guys a-shaking and laughing
One young male a-singing
One older male a-shocking and crying
One female a-shaking and crying
One knight a-showing his teeth
Four lords a-shaking and crying
Three lords a-screaming and yelling
Two knights a-screaming and shouting
Two princes a-scoffing at the crowd
One great queen a-screaming and screaming
One queen a-screaming and screaming
One queen a-crying and shivering
One cardinal a-shaking

You know the day destroys the night, night divides." --The Great Gatsby --"I'm an adult, and I need a partner. Why are girls so lonely?" --Martha Stewart --"To be sure, it is better this way and more happy than that -- but if the two of you do find each other, it should last forever. It is in the nature of the two of you to find each other." --Anne Frank --"If, as you say, there is no tomorrow, no time, nobody will believe you, you're dead. There is no death in hope or despair, nothing is lost to be discovered. You have already been given this life and you should continue to carry on." --Dante --"Nothing is greater than death, and nothing is more dangerous than a mistake. You must not be ashamed to be afraid; your father was murdered, and many others who have made mistakes must be." --Jesus Christ --"Love is a gift from God." (Luke 2:16) --Moses -- "You can't change what is true with what you don't know!" --Jesus --"You need to love what you can get through being true to yourself." --Dante --"If you hate your parents, you can take that hate and turn it into joy." --Gospel Doctrine --"I will never give up my good work in

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever
Nothing to worry about
Strawberry fields never die
Just to make you feel better
I'll sing 'bout you and you'll just get better
Til you see that you're all right
Strawberry fields, we'll stay long after the world ends
Just you to sing, no one's got to know
Strawberryfields forever
Strawberry field
Strawberry, strawberry fields forever
Strawberry fields, we'll just stay forever
I need to buy more strawberries
But I still want to go on the strawberry farm
Strawberryfields forever (Strawberry fields forever)
Thanks for the support, we're playing like it's no play
Let me tell you I'll still leave you be
I want you to feel like me when you know you're wrong
(Treats himself to one of the best songs ever)
I want to sing your name in my heart, like I've been doing for years

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like.

In a nutshell, my father was a great guy. Very generous with all he had, and I loved him dearly. We had so much fun, as his children would attest, but he had more than one "buddy" during my childhood, and they all ended up being miserable failures: two who died, and one who gave up on me long ago.

My mother was also a little bit weird.

When I was 12, her father had died in a car crash on his way to work on a Sunday morning. When she was six or seven, she began to think she was going to kill her mother to protect my father's life. A year or so later, she began to think she would kill me, too, to protect me from someone.

I got mad and broke his neck (in the worst way possible). I later learned that my mother really believed in that. So, in 1999, I joined a Christian militia. I was in charge of organizing, writing letters to their leaders, and talking my way among them. When it came time to pick a location we were going to go, we decided to do a base camp near an old army base.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is so goddamn amazing.

jfc it's ottessa moshfegh

xpost

"Show me show me show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck, as if I was her biggest fan, I felt her body heat on my shoulders
We stood outside a store and we both held hands
I could feel my hair against her head, as if she would make me a new haircut
We walked over to a diner and we settled in to eat
I could feel my hair against her head, as if I would make me a new haircut
We sat by the pool and tried again, again with her, as if I was her biggest fan, I felt her body heat on my shoulders
She looked at me and laughed at my jokes
She looked at me and laughed, "Oh no. I cannot be a bad girlfriend now. I don't want that baby on the way in."
I heard her walk down the street carrying the door open
And I was so excited for it to fall and I had gone from being a bad girlfriend to a hot girlfriend, and I wasn't going to let it happen, so I ran back to the hotel room while her head was still pressed to my shoulder
I closed the door behind us, because if I didn't, she was just going to keep me there for the rest of my days

the fake biggie lyrics and the list of slurs are especially getting me

Du bist wie eine Blume
So hold und schoen und reinstellen nicht sehen, so wohl zu wieder dem Blume. Diese seine Nacht, nur unser Blume.
Schweig er für durch einer Zeit, dagegen zu den Nacht en besondere.
So die Schöne zu der Wichtig und abei dafür, welche kann die Führung zu eingeben, unnehmen das Stellung in der guten Zeit. Das Höhn mit eine Blume sein und mit dem Führung wir stücklich mit deinem Blume und erst du auch auf wir en erwendigen Blume.
Durch einem ersten Zeit im einfach zusammen sind, dass alle Blume so es sein dazu besuchen.
So die Schöne so zu zeichnen, während konzept sich mit eine Blume durch einmal, das sieg er sind, der wollen wieder der Wichtig von Wiesen.

Translation

You are like a flower
To see so beautiful and beautiful and pure not to see, so well again to the flower. That night, only our flower.
He kept silence for a while, but for the night it was special.
So the beautiful one to the important and for which one can enter the leadership, take the position in the good time. To be the head with a flower, and with the guidance we cut in pieces with your flower, and first you also on the flower we need.
For a first time im simply having all the flower so visit it.
So to draw the beauty so, while concept with a flower by once, which he triumphs, who again want the importance of meadows.

OK, I tried these out on an actual kid and they are every bit as good as the real ones.

Funniest Jokes For Kids
1. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

3. What makes a chicken to fly like a star?
A lot of egg yolks!

4. What makes a pig to curl up in a ball, like a dick?
2 kids, the ones who have no parents.
One gets a head start, and the other one is stuck with a tail.

5. Joke about the size of a cat's eye.
Who says that cat eye makes eye contact?
Me!

6. What is an old cat doing in here?
Shopping.

7. What should I eat when I grow up?
Finger meat.

8. What is a chicken wing and whose ears does it rub on?
A chicken wing! It has ears but its got no skin!

9. What is a rabbit in a basket?
A rabbit in a plastic bag.

10. What's the funniest kid-related joke in the world?
A horse that's running on two legs. Can it stop? I think not.

11. The whole world is a joke! A joke that makes me laugh every time I hear it!

12. Do babies love chocolate?
Nope! They hate it!

Here's some riddles from Batman 66

Riddle: Why is an orange like a bell?
Answer: Because both need to be peeled

Riddle: When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When its two to two

Riddle: What has yellow skin and writes?
Answer: The Bible - I can read it at any instant

Riddle: Where is the first word that was written on a map?

Answer: The word "BETCH" and I don't know why

Riddle: The answer to this is this: There is no end

Answer: The question is how you decide when that happened

Riddle: Where is the middle of America?

Answer: I believe that to be where they are talking about

Riddle: In Paris, I never get wet and I never fall

Answer: I was always afraid of that but I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people

Riddle: Why are the people so funny?

Answer: Because they are so dumb. And I'm really, really clever

Riddle: How do we know how to read a book?

Answer: Because we have a picture of a book (I'm reading this book that's about the Beatles) and we sit in the front

Street names for marijuana include:
Bud
Dope
Ganja
Grass
Goulash
Gulli
Green Jumbo
Yield
Dankville
Deluxe District
Smoke
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Weedie
Grass Czar
Weed-Czar
Weed Czar
Raffaello
Voodoo
Weed
Wiggon
Oomph
Kremol
Krow
L-Pepper
11. Skunk Peeps
Ganax

Coca Cola also released some interesting advertising, in hopes of putting a positive spin on things.
The ads featured a young American girl wearing white pants, the slogan "Do smoke pot" written over her, and reading "Coca Cola knows what it's like to do nothing all day" over the television.
It seemed like a pretty innocent advertising trick, but it really did get people thinking, and eventually led to more campaigns and the release of "Marijuana for Children".
If you look at the first paragraph (a photo of a girl smoking a straw), you can see a similar advertising campaign they were doing for "Cocaine for Children" in June of 1967.

That last part reads like George Saunders

from a random list of stack overflow questions:

Alleged sexist comments charges presented toward me
Do adult Russians normally hand-write Cyrillic as cursive or as block letters?
Is it OK to bring delicacies from hometown as tokens of gratitude for an out-of-town interview?
Looking after a wayward brother in mother's will
What does War Machine's "Canopy! Canopy!" line mean in "Avengers: Endgame"?
What do you call the small burst of laugh that people let out when they want to refrain from laughing, but can't?
Cecil replies to your e-mails and asks you to leave a line in "Dawnbringer" as your name when you go home
Which part of "The Secret Diary of Anne Frank" did you love about?
What happened to your beloved dog at the end of "The Wolf of Wall Street"?
Is it OK to use a different name for your "secret agent" codename in a work book?
How many men should a female reporter dress like?
Is there a better way to have sex than with a woman?
Who are the people who come out of the toilet seat you were standing on in "Saving Private Ryan?"
How do you treat strangers if you're having to take them home to sleep because they were drunk?
Is it OK to use "Eagle Flight" as your name

Though my favourite single one came from an earlier attempt:

What do you call the phrase "Fuck All You Hairy People You Live With" used by people who love and live with hairy people?

This is kind of amazing:

There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
You can't stop a snake from eating the snake's eggs
I'm just a baby in an angry cage
And it ain't gonna stay there
I can't go there any more
I'm on a road to nowhere
The old-money dreamer's back, the old millionaire's in the house
The guy that lived there was the king of the road
The guy that lived there was his own father
The old-money dreamer's back, the old millionaire's in the house
I'm in this room, I'm just standing
I'm in love with the whole world again
With all my heart and every sin I'm a man and I'm in Love
And it ain't gonna last no matter what
I'm gonna give my life for you and tell ya
When you're all gone, I'll give my life for you
That's when I'll be in hell, I've been there for so long
They took the place over there and the man made it go away
He used to tell me, I know it's right

Oh yes

Oh no

Oh no, so why would you do me like this?

In the streets of Las Vegas

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump launched a furious broadside Thursday morning against Robert Mueller the day after the special counsel discussed the findings of his report into Russian interference in the 2016 election and the investigation's inability to clear the President of obstruction of justice.

The President, in his first major criticism of the special counsel he installed and appointed to oversee the probe, said "the way Mueller handled the Russia investigation shows he is a major leaker."

"Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar!" Trump tweeted.

Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar! The real scandal here is Loretta Lynch. She should recuse herself from the Russia investigation! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2017

"Mueller, a Democrat. The one that leaked our intel to the Russians. A liar."

Trump's tweet, which was directed at special counsel Robert Mueller and other members of his team who worked on the Russia investigation, was widely seen by Democrats on Capitol Hill as a direct shot at the President, their party's leader and their political leaders.

In a conference call Thursday with lawmakers , Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson suggested the President had a point when it came to Mueller's reputation in Washington.

Mueller is a

I mean, aside from a few key details this might as well be the actual CNN article

We came down from the north
Blue hands and a torch
Red wine and food for free
A possibility
We share our mothers' health
It is what we've been dealt
What's in it for me
Fine, then I'll agree
It's a bargain with the devil, it's
The one with the good mood And for me
A bargain with the devil a lot
I feel like I was taken in
But I see you for your music
It's beautiful, it's fine
For me a deal with the devil
It's for me a bargain with the devil A few more hours with you
I got the right hand
A kiss you gave me when I asked
What's in it for me
'Cause this love
I'd die for
Don't get jealous
It's a bargain with the devil
It's for me a deal with the devil A few more hours with you
I got the right hand
The one with the better mood
For me it's a bargain with the devil, it's
For me a bargain with the Devil for you
You've never asked for it
A smile you've always given me
You've always called me
A love you've always taken care of
It's for me a deal with the devil
It's for me a deal with the devil for you
A few

“No Russia did not get me elected,” he told the scrum. “Do you know who got me elected? I got me elected. Russia didn’t help me at all.”

"You don't know who gave it to me?" the girl asked, her voice trembling a bit.

‹Yes, he does.‹‭ ‬But you don‭ ‬know.‭

Vladimir couldn't remember now whether to laugh. ‹I just have to sit here and do this.‭

So many of his own friends were in their 20s: women in their 20s. The girl in the corner looked confused too, and said something when she saw the door closed shut. She seemed uncertain why Viktor stopped at this. ‹What did she say?‭

She kept looking into his eyes now, even as she held his hand. ‹She said,‭ ‬"It was Russia‭ ‬."

‹Russia does not get me elected.‭

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow.
The lambs all lay here,
And they cried to her,
"Mother, if I live,
I will eat that lamb
That you took and hid.
I will eat the lamb, and the lamb,
And I will never eat that lamb again."

Baa, baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Aye that's right, if you do you will receive a silver coin
So you want to sell your wool at a high price?
Yea just say
What we offer?
Wool,
Shirts,
Shoes,
Wedding Shoes, Shoes,
Couple of Dresses,
Eyes, and Hair Hair,
Make sure we have a good price you can make it be a bargain
What you're offering?
A, B, C, or D?
A: Baa black sheep or A Black Sheep
B: C a little white sheep, or A is too black
(This is a question you'll either have to ask another person or a broker)
E: D a little red a cow, or A is too red
You want them all?
Baa black sheep
E: E a little white sheep
I have a lot of wool
Wool I want
A?: A Black Sheep
And this is a problem you're going to be solving all day?
(You say to the other players that no one knows what wool is, other players will answer you)
They've all been listening to your conversation with that sheep? How's it going?
Wool I hate to think of the sheep in question being left

Mark E. Smith lyrics

Scrambled eggs
oh baby how I love your legs... <sigh> sorry... i've been so excited, you're really warm and cozy... just look at your body from the outside, all those warm and wet lips kissing all those open eyes. mmm this is so fun, i love seeing how your ass looks from the side, it doesn't make a sound when we're doing the missionary but still... i love looking up at you and seeing that sexy ass sticking out from under your skirt... it's really so warm and wet... i love licking your nipples, you're hard enough already, why not take it deeper, you can even feel my cock brushing your asshole. <kissing sounds> don't say something! let me keep going baby so I can have a bit more fun. <improvise to orgasm> oooh that felt so good, baby, now sit on the couch, look at that beautiful face, i need you to take off your clothes, and let me see your nice naked body... you want to sit on me too? <sucking noises> well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge, and your body was so cute. ooook look at you, they cover your legs as well, it's too big to wear under so your legs will be all exposed. mmm so your legs are really
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? I think it would require some very powerful tooling to carve, but I have no idea. However…I guess woodchucks use the "big ol' wooden saw" as a base, and would use a large blade and a chuck that was at least 3″ to 6″ wide to carve. Woodchucks get huge chuck chucks to create wood chucks, so they can also carve large trees. Even large tree can be carved by woodchucks.

As many do, I decided to give it a shot. I used a woodchuck, about 1 1/2″ from the sides in diameter, and about 1″ out of the top edge. I got the chuck in my garage and sawed it just enough to get it to my target and a little more so. At first, I used 2 1/4″ wood dowels to attach this chuck to the base. They were hard and didn't hold much up on the ground I was standing on, but I eventually found a couple where I could hang them over a large tree trunk, and they worked just fine.

I put the 2 dowels to my woodchucks, then turned on the power. As I said before, woodchucks can only get wood on the ground by pushing it a little (not really a power tool, except for

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
In the 'hood it's my home.
Ain't no way it doesn't happen.
This is my country.
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Bless up with the beer you ain't got no teeth for.
Bust 'em up, bust 'em up, bust 'em.
Busted off in this town.
Busted off in the streets.
Busted off in the ghetto.

^^^ I am very intrigued by this version of Frasier

Definitely adding "well i wasn't kidding when i said your panties were so huge" to my bedroom repertoire.

i don't think as many people hate the word moist as they would have us believe. Some swear it's the worst word in the english language and it's bad because the word wet, the actual meaning of the word was not in use before the 19th century. The word wet is not derived from wet. It is derived from "dewal", the noun for wet soil.

"Dewal" is a verb meaning to produce in wet soil, like a wet forest. So wet soil means that once it is formed, it becomes wet and therefore wet.

Why would any individual use this word? The name of the writer is Kaleem Malik. The article in that article mentions that Malik had given some advice about dung in this very same article. He also mentioned that Dung and the earth were connected but in this article he specifically mentions this connection (as well as the fact that the Dung was not being properly digested in a very healthy state).

So why would it be this way, and why is all the hatred of wet, because it's one of the few words mentioned, that comes from in use in Europe in the late 19th century?

Well because there are two terms by which the word wet is used. The first is the English word wets, or for dry, or for something that has wet mud or mud.