"Bozzers has a face like the scene of a crime."
o fuck it's gaining sentience
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link
:)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link
harry bickling-baker schooled and owned
― mark s, Wednesday, May 29, 2019 2:30 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark
easy targets yes, but old enough to know better and to be mocked by middle aged message board denizens
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link
tory boys are never old enough to know better
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link
Bad news, these are all moderates now, since Esther McVey has declared that she would pursue No Deal as her first and only choice.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link
having the time of my life with a bunch of bookshelves, they're all just out of frame, laughing too (at me)
― gyac, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
My boy has taken opium then.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link
Rory Stewart’s a canny good illustration of the violence wreaked upon British masculinity by TE Lawrence, Patrick Leigh Fermor and Bruce Chatwin— Viva la Paul Crowther Brigada (@pdkmitchell) May 30, 2019
Mildly interesting thread on Rory Stewart lit
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
Wait...is he genuinely your choice or are you actually in the tank for some mad accelerationist fave?
― gyac, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
Choice for leader? No, I don't care I want a general election and Corbyn at 10 (and btw I'm no accelerationist either, but I know I can give that impression).
He has added some mild unexpected amusement to what is a fucking grim situation, just riding that wave rn.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
Fair play.
― gyac, Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link
Malthouse or death.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link
Love Gove. McVey’s the way. Raab’s fab.
― gyac, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
Hunt's Not A Cunt
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link
let’s not sell ourselves short, we can have malthouse AND death
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link
hey Malthouse has a middle-classerised scouse accent, it must have been as laugh-a-minute as being in Bread growing up in his house innit Jess?
― calzino, Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link
This is sweet:
A very moving symbol of modern Britain in Woking mosque. Thank you so much for the hospitality #greenfairunited #rorywalks pic.twitter.com/n2H218792D— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) May 31, 2019
Shane it will enrage the racists in his party
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 May 2019 08:35 (four years ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-06/1/4/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-05/sub-buzz-30790-1559379473-1.jpg?downsize=1040%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
curb your enthusiasm theme music is strong with this montage
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
what has happened to Cleverly and Javid here? I know they are both fucking running jokes ... but no more than the rest of them!
― calzino, Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
... Harper, Malthouse. Javid's one of the frontrunners, suppodely.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
..osedly
Re that montage
I’d like to report a murder pic.twitter.com/XxKZ1N8lYS— Leicester Legend Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) June 1, 2019
― gyac, Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:08 (four years ago) link
god javid is such a moron
― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link
lads ye will have yere fun with thick paddy here but if ye for a second think i swallow an actual tory mp called penny mordaunt i mean rly
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link
she’s named after a ship darragh
― gyac, Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one... but still they come...
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/02/sam-gyimah-joins-tory-leadership-race-offering-second-referendum
― The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link
Waiting for May to throw her hat in the ring at this point
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link
"Stewart has done well to bump an actual contender (Mordaunt) from there."
Is that why she's not standing?
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 2 June 2019 10:14 (four years ago) link
... yet.
― The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
Yeah I’d actually missed that Mordaunt hadn’t declared but I’d be very surprised if she doesn’t.
― gyac, Sunday, 2 June 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link
James Cleverly first to withdraw from leadership race— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 4, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
with his name as trench as a caption by matt
― mark s, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link
I'm assuming most of the no hopers, while vain enough not to see themselves as absolute no hopers, are more motivated by thoughts of selling their support to a big dog in exchange for patronage in the next cabinet than they are than they are by thoughts of winding up behind the wheel of the clown car
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
I didn't know he entered the race.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
Tory Party has now backed itself into a situation where anything short of a full-on state of exception looks like weakness https://t.co/zoiQxpnxOV— Will Davies (@davies_will) June 5, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
From earlier in that thread - this is why the Anyone But Borises have been giving way to Anyone But Raabs
NEW: Raab becomes the first leadership candidate to refuse to rule out proroguing Parliament to force through a no deal Brexit He says ruling anything out is “weakening our hand with the EU... If I become PM we are leaving at the end of October”— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) June 5, 2019
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
If Raab gets a decent headwind he could split the hard Brexit vote and prevent either of them getting on the final ballot.
Is there a single Remain Tory in the race or have they all decided there's just no point?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
YES! YES! YES!THANK YOU @SamGyimah !!!Oi!! Tories! You now have a contender who isn't going to "f*** business" (Boris) via no-deal or turn the UK into a "slave state" (Mogg) via the deal. If you want ANY chance of saving your party, Sam Gyimah is your Obi Wan!@Conservatives https://t.co/Q6aOHq7dyJ— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) June 2, 2019
― mark s, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
excruciating
― can’t stop thinking about amy adams as crash bandicoot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
So excruciating. He was on the Trump Sucks march yesterday wearing an over-laundered T-shirt that said I’M FEMI - ASK ME ABOUT BREXIT and honestly, the FBPE provoked some serious RMDE.
― suzy, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 June 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.heraldscotland.com/resources/images/9948538.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
detail from hieronymus bosch's "snivelling little scrote descends into hell".
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:07 (four years ago) link
Oh, he's fine with being Scottish now, is he?
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:11 (four years ago) link
Talking of snivelling little scrotes, this one stops just short of using the H word to describe Corbyn...
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/05/majority-of-voters-think-boris-johnson-would-make-bad-pm-polling-expert
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link
for starters wasn't that De Gaulle fellow a bit of an anti-semite.. anyway I thought Hancock is supposed to be mr nice guy? that's a terrible slur to make against someone and absolute hyperbolic claptrap to boot.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:31 (four years ago) link
Excuse me, Richard Nixon?
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link
seeing as it's already national ahistorical nostalgia week let's also pretend all Western leaders have never been anti-semites since h word.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:41 (four years ago) link
Churchill was a raving antisemite. It’s debated that De Valera was ...oh sorry, I forgot, Ireland isn’t a “western” country when people are trying to paint Corbyn as “anti-western”..
― gyac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:49 (four years ago) link
he had the 3rd reich on speed-dial did that cunt!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:56 (four years ago) link