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RIP big man heaven needed a pep talk. Then it got more serious. Then it got, like, real serious.

I didn't know how to start my first talk, at first. The first two minutes were spent reading from the script. It's funny, how they just give you the script and then you walk around the hall, just doing the talking, while the actor tries to speak. It's funny, too. It's almost like a performance, you know? You're kind of, like, not really looking at the script, but I always wanted to be a musician, too. And I'm in the room talking so fast, I don't even remember the words.

But then you can start giving them to people; it's not really like they're saying what they say on stage, you know? And eventually, it went from being a performance, to what I had really wanted to do: to sing songs on stage.

I know they didn't have a microphone, but did you ever get to sing in the audience?

No, I wouldn't really sing in any room where I live in Los Angeles. People ask me, "What's your favorite song?" I just sing that line, "Aunt Toni, where's my car," "That's so hot, sweet baby baby."

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I can’t wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

In other news from the world of pop culture: we had a major update for you on our Twitter feed yesterday! @WiredUK has announced that our second season of the Geek Squad is now available on TV – in audio. We've got a trailer – click here for a preview, and a clip for our first ever podcast – click here for episode one! For a look behind the scenes at the world of the Geek Squad, check out our interviews with Peter Hitchens (Futurama), Tim Lott (The Sopranos), Chris Claremont (Doctor Who), Brian Cox (The Simpsons), Tom Derenick (Game of Thrones), Nick Riganas (Breaking Bad) and Nick Frost (Fargo, The Simpsons).

And if you're wondering exactly who Matt's the Geek Squad is, he uses the same last name as Doctor Who, to save some space in his schedule because we've also joined the ranks of Comic Relief! So, what is it, exactly. Well, it's a group of people who like books, movies, science, literature and music, who spend their time researching them and listening to their podcasts.

You'll find Matt as the head geek, but even he is aware of how little you know about Doctor Who. He doesn't want

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A babby-in-a-bottle occurs when two or more persons (a mother and a baby) come together and become one. This is an excellent way to ensure your baby starts with at least three toes (the "nub") while it waits for its food to come from inside his or her breast. A common form of babby is when a mother gives their baby the bottle for the first time, when it has never been held by a child before. You must know that the baby can only eat a spoon for an amount of time equal to their mother's milk supply, so if your baby is unable to eat a spoon, there's something wrong with the food in the bottle. Sometimes a person will try to use your baby to make a snack (or drink) while they are in the bottle. Babies born prematurely usually do not know how to make food but do understand that when a spoon is inserted into their mouth to eat, they will make a bite. A bottle feeder is a safe and appropriate way to encourage the baby's digestive system to create food while the woman is feeding him or her the milk.

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino, and others, was acquitted in 2006. And, yes, I'm aware the death penalty is "a tool" like guns or bullets, or drugs; yes, even death is a tool. It's just that in the face of horrific evidence of systemic abuse, the way it has been administered has left all other options with an impossibly hard to quantify "okay."

xp BABBY IN A BOTTLE!

In my workplace, there's a sign over a station that reads "Problem Man." It was a big, colorful thing that said:
Problem man. Not an adjective, but a noun. It was the thing for people who had been stuck in crunch all morning and had to sit down to eat. The sign had a simple solution: "Eat more coffee. No, really. We have to start crunching." It really said "Eat more coffee." But, this was a long, long time ago...
The sign, in fact, was created as a "firing offense.'' I don't know how they were paid for it, and it's a question I don't want to ask. But, it certainly was a very important thing, particularly for me. I have a lot of friends who had to do my job - many of whom were overweight - as firefighters here. People would hang off buildings with their heads held up to the sky. When they had to sit down during the meal time, their heads would pop off, just by the way; and that's something I've experienced with others who have been stuck on the job.

Is this how Clickhole write their article?

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Mr Blobby is a character featured on Noel Edmonds' Saturday night variety BBC television show Noel's House Party, portrayed by Barry Killerby, and was the brainchild of British comedy writer Charlie Adams, a writer for the show. A bulbous pink figure covered with yellow spots, he has a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyes. Mr Blobby communicates only by saying the word "blobby" in an electronically altered voice, expressing his moods through tone of voice and repetition. He topped the UK Singles Chart with the 1993 Christmas release "Mr Blobby". Mr Blobby eventually evolved from a comedy gimmick into a full character, and was eventually made into an animated series during the '80s, which ran from 1984 to 1986. He also starred in the BBC's The Blobby Show, which ran from 1984 to 1992. The name Blobby originated from Arthur Conan Doyle's story "The Mystery of the Alchemist". [4] The first film Blobby appeared in was the 1988 comedy "The Blobby Gang." [5] The character was popularised by comedian Steve Coogan as a gag of the 1970s television sitcom One Tree Hill. [6] One of the greatest challenges Blobby faced was a severe case of depression, which finally got the better of him in 2009 when his partner and friend, Simon Coyle , broke their engagement.

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | BOSS: Big Pincher | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | HP: 500 | A lone, massive giant monster who carries itself in a | | Strength: 30 | very intimidating and scary manner. There are three forms of | | Defense: 30 | it's a pretty common enemy on this map and it can also use a | | Skill: Lightning Attack (C) which can be quite deadly. | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Drops: Elixir, Gysahl Greens, Elixir Ring (100%), Water Shard | | Weak against: Fire | | Absorb items: Magic Drop, Phoenix Down, Elixir, Power Bracelet | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Attacks: {Bite} Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | -------- Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | Explosion: Physical Physical | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, X X Physical | | Poison Gas: Physical x3 Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, Confuses target for | | 1s, Poison effects for 5s when taken, Stuns target for 3s | | Weak against: Lightning | |---------------------o-------------o-----------------------o

In this quirky romantic comedy, we meet an unusual but lovable family — the Joes — who struggle with being a working-class family and their everyday lives with their newly adopted daughters. Their daughter, Rachel, struggles with eating her own feces after her mother dies — she wants to be a writer but her mother's illness is just chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. And when the Joes are forced to move to a new housing project in a town just outside of town and they find out that the local library is only open on weekdays, Rachel finds herself wondering what hours of the day the public library really works.

Episode I, THE PHANTOM MENACE 
Episode II, ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Episode III, REVENGE OF THE SITH
Episode IV, A NEW HOPE
Episode V, LEGACY OF THE SPYERS 
Episode VI, A NEW ORDER   Episode VII, THE UNFOLDERS 
Episode VIII, THE SHADOW OF THE SPIRITS
Episode IX, RETURN OF THE BASTARDS
Episode X, THE SPIRITUAL AGE   Episode XI, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART I)
Episode XII, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART II)
Episode XIII, LABORATORY DAYLIGHT  Episode XIV, THE CELESTIAL COW  Episode XV, A RING OF THE JESUS
Episode XVI, THE FINAL CHALLENGE: " THE END "  Episode XVII, LAST DAYS  Episode XVIII, DEATHWATCH
Episode XIX, THE LAST DAYS 2 (1)    Episode XX, THE LAST DAYS 3 (2)    Episode XXI, THE LAST DAYS 4 (3)    Episode XXII, THE LAST DAYS 5 (4)    Episode XXIII, THE LAST DAYS 6 (5)    Episode XXIV, THE

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Now, children, you must listen close. For the Magical Train did not call at ordinary, boring stations like Waterloo, Euston or Edinburgh Waverley. The Magical Train called at Magical Stations like Havenwick, Moseley, Edinburgh Tarts Bar and Royal Albert Hall where there was no crowd. The Magical Train had arrived just in time to receive the announcement of the start of the Second World War when all its passengers had left for their respective towns for a great cause. It would soon follow that the Magical Train was in possession of more then 150 beautiful and elegant cars with beautiful names like 'The Golden Girl', 'Baroness of Wales' and 'King Albert'. It was not just the cars that were magnificent it was also the horses and a stunning display of gold and silver. The passengers walked about and enjoyed themselves as there was even a small parade going by outside. The crowd of onlookers was awe-struck at the beautiful cars and horses being displayed in front of them. It was as if these cars and horses were on display inside the magical Train. In fact, they were on display in a small town called Edinburgh. The beautiful Royal Albert Hall was built in 1894-1955. Originally named the 'Great Hall', it stood at the front of the Train, on top of the platform. It was originally a hotel and carriage for

omfg the Star Wars one

Can we just skip ahead to THE CELESTIAL COW?

Part 1: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Part 2: The Two Towers
Part 3: The Return Of The King
Part 4: The Battle Of the Five Armies II
Part 5: The Seven Wars And The Return Of King Beren
Part 6: The Long Road Home
Part 7: The Fellowship And The War of the Five Kings
Part 8: The Two Towers
Part 9: Return of the King
Part 10: The Battle of the Five Armies III
Part 11: The Return Of Jorg
Part 12: The Mines of Moria
Part 13: The Siege Of Gondsor
Part 14: The Siege Of Angmar
Part 15: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields
Part 16: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields II
Part 17: The Siege of Beren

Parts 1 to 16 are the only times that we see this film set in Middle Earth. In particular, this film set in The Lord Of The Rings, part two of The Hobbit, and then in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – the film set in Middle Earth following Fellowship of the Ring.

In Part 1, Frodo and Sam are walking in the woods in northern Middle Earth. Frodo stops after they come to a small clearing and asks the ghost of Aragorn what happened in the past. He is suddenly grabbed by Gollum and

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STAR WARS
Episode XIV
THE CELESTIAL COW

SPOILER: This chapter contains information about future events or implied storyline details.

PRETTY DUMMY and JEAN-PIERRE, two of Star Wars' most popular and iconic characters, joined the Empire on the Death Star.

In the very last two scenes of the novel's prequel trilogy, the Celestials were revealed to be a race of humanoid beings of considerable size who had been transported through time to the Cymoon system, where they were part of the Empire's new Star Destroyer, the Xantillian.

In the final battle with the Rebel Rebel fleet, the Cylestics were destroyed by stormtroopers, only to be reborn as the newly created beings known as the Xantillians.

I am cracking up that not even Transformer wants to go anywhere near the phrase "grocery groin"

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

In Japanese. I mean, Chrono Trigger is the "Duke Nukem Game." It had just enough to satisfy me, and a certain degree of depth and replayability. And after about five hours, I finally finished this game I wanted to know everything there was to know about this incredible series.

I'm also extremely bored of the rest of YouTube. You don't see YouTube videos like, "Aaaaaaaannnnnnn!" or "I just played Chrono Trigger." It seems YouTube is just not my thing, to be honest.

I'll be honest; if I could have gone back in time to see if a few more of the characters were male, I feel the whole premise of Chrono Trigger would have worked out far more than what it ended up being.

A video posted by Chris (@christopherhaynes) on Apr 25, 2016 at 2:29pm PDT

It's just like playing old Video Game Boy or Nintendo Entertainment System games from the '80s. You get bored. You get bored…and then you move to something else.

This, in itself, doesn't make me mad at YouTube's decision to cut out the male characters completely – or their creators. Just like it's never been okay to go back in time and play

Please Please Me
With the Beatles
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles for Sale
Help!
Rubber Soul
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles [The White Album]
Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road
Let It Be
The White Album [The Essential Lips Version]
The Beatles [In The Lonely Hour]
The Beatles vs. the Rolling Stones [Revolution]
In The Lonely Hour [Revolution]
Penny Lane
Abbey Road
BeatLES

Are You Experienced?
Axis: Bold As Love
Electric Ladyland
Band of Gypsies
Blue Cheeky Grass
Chocolate and Coffee
Crimson Sun
Death, Inc.
Darkside of the Heart
Dirty Bird
Dixie's Gone Country
Easy
Erased
Era of Suffering
Family of Cups
Folk Folk
Glow, Glow, Glow
Gulls And Whale
Hippie Girl
Holy Family of Gods (The Lost Children)
Holy Bible, Holy Book
Homosexuals In Heaven
I Can Feel It In My Heart
Is The Road Going In The Wrong Way?
Jam, Jamboree, Jam
La-Z-Boy
Madonna/Prince & the Revolution
Man With A Plan
Man I Am Not A Robot
Manhattan Cowboy
Mercury Kills
Mountain of Love
Nonesuch (Hank Williams)
On The Road - Part 1 of 2
Our Little Red Hen
Outlaws Of The South (The Lost Child)
Penny Lane
Perfect Day
Private Fights
Primrose Hill (The Lost Child)
Rainy Day Women - Part 1 of 4 (original album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 2 of 4 (album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 3 of 4 (album)
Rud

In ltaly, '48, we stole the elections. France '49, we broke the strikes. Overthrew Quirino in the Philippines, Arbenz in Guatemala, Mossadegh in Iran. We were in Vietnam in '54; Indonesia, '58; Tibet, '59. Got the Dalai Lama out. We were good. Very good.

Then we got into the Cuban thing. Not so good. We came over there in '55. We've been through this thing eight years. We've failed. If we ever get out of this thing, we 'll lose a whole country.

What can I say? We've been in trouble twice. We've been in trouble four times. But the thing's over. We 'll get out of it. And we won't need any more of America's money.

And if we got out of this thing, they'd lose one of our two major allies in the world.

MR. BLAIR: Let's try to keep this going for a minute. I have to interrupt. We go back to the issue of a trade deal with China. We talked about it a little bit earlier. They've said they'll pay a little bit back. What would you say to them?

VICE PRES. CHENEY: I'll tell you what I'll do.

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Top Arnold Schwarzenegger movie performances:

“Terminator” (1984): Arnold plays an unstoppable killing machine sent back in time to stop mankind’s savior.

“Mission Impossible” (2007): Arnold plays a man who travels back in time, takes over the world, and fights for mankind in the name of justice!

“A Clockwork Orange ” (1971): Arnold is a young psychopath, who is sent forward in time by his father to kill people for his family because he can't trust them.

“The Matrix (1999): Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Matrix. He's not going to stop killing and he's going to come back again in another life. He's an evil, super-human cyborg, who's going to come back in time and stop humanity, too.

​“Fahrenheit 9/11” (1991): Arnold shoots the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, New York State. In his previous life, he saved people. In his future life, he was sent back in time to kill people.

​“L.A. Confidential” (1983): Arnold becomes a FBI agent in this thriller about the most unlikely hero in American history: a loner who uses his wits and intelligence to go undercover in his mother's house.

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Rocks on the rocks

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

(Chorus)

They call that "the album it was meant to be."

(Chorus)

It's a new era, baby, we're playing for your love

And we can't make you feel so alone anymore

That's why you gotta dance up till sunrise, baby

And we'll start dancing up to nightfall

And you need to listen, we'll tell the future

It's 'til they can see you in the mirror

This whole day won't stop, we're out here to make sense, to keep you safe

(Chorus)

They call that 'the best album ever'?

They call that "the album it was meant to be."

[Verse 4: The Ragged Edge of Love]

It's the best album ever

They call that "the best album ever"

And that's why they call it "the best album ever."

[Verse 4: The Last Goodbye]

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Here she explains how to make her signature drink, the "caviar milk", an overpriced, but extremely tasty and refreshing Mexican drink that's been around for centuries. If you love to snack like a child then look no further,

To make your own, start by drinking the water in your sink or tap. Stir well and leave to sit for an extra 20 minutes or until thick, almost like thin milk. (You'll have to taste to be sure, just be careful not to burn your tongue.) Put the cheesecloth over the milk and let sit over night, or until the cheesecloth is soft again. Cut into 4 wedges. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.

And then she starts talking about what happens when you get fat.Some people say that it really does make you feel like life is perfect. I say that's just me!

Ginberry Sniffed: How to Make Gin Berry Scented Cocktails

What makes my gin berry scotch so special? Sip, sip, sip, sip. It's so simple but so delicious, so refreshing (and so refreshing). Now it's time to drink it.

Let's move onto the recipe itself. I started thinking about who among my friends has the recipe I had mentioned earlier. And then I realized. You. Do. Not. Do. This. This isn't the Ginberry recipe. The Pépé Gignoni tastes just like an old favorite gin. One of my favorite cocktails, though, is the "Lesbian Sour," which has the famous sourness of Pépé Gignoni plus citron, lime, and fresh lime juice.

The secret is to use a cocktail-making method called "mulato-mixing," as that is just one piece of the cocktail mixing puzzle. I am so glad I learned this skill a few years ago. You can learn more about mulato-mixing from this page from Barter Magazine.

Here are six easy cocktails you can drink in less than twenty minutes:

Stilt-Rope is a cocktail created by a few friends who used a cocktail sparge to mix vodka and grenadine. Stilt-Rope was invented and created by two guys in the kitchen, Chris & Timmy Roper, who are both straight, and Andrew L. White, a professional bartender and wine writer who went to a night club a lot with their friends

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Guys I hope you're ready for this next one because it is UNCANNY.

ARE YOU READY?

Despite the constant negative press covfefe, which is the most important shit of all, the man loves talking about himself and is constantly asking everyone for advice. He is the kind of person who makes you laugh at everything he says, then gets a laugh from someone you didn't even know and asks me to join in on it. He is the type of person I look up to when I play video games. He is the guy who is always asking people "What do I need to do to improve my life?" It makes me want to do my best. He is the man that you want to know how to follow because I don't know anyone else that will explain it. His advice is the best. In short, he is like the smartest guy on the planet. My only regret is that I will never have the opportunity to meet him.

The man wants me to play the role of a player. He said if it weren't for the amount of praise he receives, there's no need for me to play other people (other than myself), and since he doesn't care for anything other than his own ego, he'll be happy with my choices just as much as anyone else. It makes sense why he'd want me. I don't think I've ever played a game he enjoyed, but I imagine he likes being someone he can play with. I think this also

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. But something clicked in me, an instinctive desire that this would all just happen.

All of this was to get me.

This was all an extension of my initial reaction to the idea of starting a new band in earnest. I've become involved in bands before, but the reason why they didn't work out, like many other newbies , was because they weren't doing something new (in addition to being shit bands and doing shitty music I guess). If they weren't putting out something new, then nothing would have happened. To do something exciting from nowhere is the equivalent of putting out a song that sounds like The Go-Go's latest release, but isn't anything, and it's incredibly unlikely to work out. This is my hope. With the exception of the initial thought, this will get the hell to happen; as soon as possible. This is going to happen because this moment in particular has me completely stumped.

I already knew I wanted to be a musician. I already knew I was drawn to metal. In fact, I knew that I was drawing music and having fun from a

A few of the easter eggs we discovered:

– The first "The Sims" game came out way back in 1998 and was released on the NES with a rather unique cover art with the word "HANDLEBIRD" embroidered in neon-pink on the front. This wasn't shown in gameplay until much later, but we've heard a rumor that it actually is the "DICE" logo on the NES controller that was used.

- "The Curse of the Cat", a game of cat-and-mouse between a woman with a bad back and a woman with a bad foot, was actually the codename for the story that was told in 1838 of Cinderella, one of the few stories that wasn't banned during Prohibition.

- A painting that looked like one "of all time" was found in the closet by an elderly girl (no further details were given, but I am convinced you won't want to miss them either).

- A dead baby whale, and an egg hat! (A whale can't die!) a boat on a dock, and the egg on its hatch! (Dishonoring a hat can give you an egg.) a dead fish

- A copy of a book that was written and presented by a "penguin."

The lyrics of "How to Make Bacon":

In "The Simpsons," one of the main characters, Homer, gives the "how-to" to Bart through his dog, Bart, who had been bitten by a leech while visiting Springfield in the future.

In "Lisa's Dad" and "Lisa's Mother," there's an "Oh, God, there's a leech!" moment to Homer as he gives the "How to Make Bacon" advice. "Oh, God,

Within hours of the disclosure that federal authorities routinely collect data on phone calls Americans make, regardless of whether they have any bearing on a counterterrorism investigation, the Obama administration issued the same platitude it has offered every time President Obama has been caught overreaching in the use of his powers: Terrorists are a real menace and you should just trust us to deal with them because we have internal mechanisms (that we are not going to tell you about) to make sure we do not violate your rights. The administration then went on to say that the Patriot Act will not only stay the course, but will continue to protect those who are legitimately seeking to expose suspected terrorists from the reach of law enforcement.

This is a terrible sign. The Patriot Act was meant to protect the American people from the dangers of spying on us so easily, so publicly. But the administration made it clear through its leaks that this power will be used in ways that have far greater implications for the future. It is easy to view the revelations of phone records collection as a major victory for the American people's right to privacy. But the real question now, should this latest program prove to be such a big win for the American people, is to what level does such a power have any legitimate role in a government that is so eager to undermine its own credibility?

Americans need to know what happens when the feds start spying on the phone calls of

Seinfeld is an American live-action sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for the National Broadcasting Company. Set predominantly in New York City, the show, written and produced by Seinfeld, depicts several different New Yorkers coping with an ever-growing list of different stresses. The show's premise is built around the concept of "Seinfeld's Law". In order to be successful, New Yorkers must manage their anxiety levels. For anyone who has watched the show on television, the law is quite simple. When confronted with a stressful situation, an individual needs to become calmer, more positive and more relaxed. While it was developed during the second half of the '90's, the concept of "Seinfeld's Law" is more recently referred to as the "Phenomenal Happier Law". To get a better understanding of the concept, here is a short video interview with Larry Davidson, the creator of

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

i've been hearing a lot of people saying these things (like "i've heard lots of guys say this!" and "it's just a rumor" - and im sure they are right but im a little skeptical because i haven't seen anything) and im also guessing there has been a lot written about why im a super bitchy girl for doing a rap album - and not only that, but i think alot people can relate to what im saying if that bothers them or they think im being a bitch - or if they find me to be the type of hot girl who gets drunk and runs off like no one's business.

but honestly, if you guys cant tell im totally over it - stop posting these things and don't start arguing on social media or other places about it. - and im not going to talk about how i feel or any of this shit just because it will piss you off or the general direction your friendship needs to go in. but just because you don't like it doesn't mean im against it.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
James Dean, James Dean, Robert Plant, Bob Hope, Jack Kerouac
Candyland, James Cameron, Bruce Lee, Mickey Rooney, Harry Belafonte
Candyland, George Cukor, George Lucas, David Bowie
Candyland, David Letterman, Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Stewart
Candyland, Jay Leno, Jim Carrey, Joe Pesci, John Barrymore, John Candy, Bruce Willis
Candyland, Mary Tyler Moore, Jerry Lewis, Jeff Ross, Johnny Carson, Joe Pesci
Catch 30, Billy Crystal, John Malkovich, Tom Cruise, Chris Tucker, Tom Cruise, Chris Tucker, Chris Tucker, Mark Harmon, Mark Harmon
Catch 33, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, John Malkovich, Tom Cruise, John Malkovich, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise
The Chronicles of Riddick, Tom Cruise, Jon Voight
The Dictator, Clint Eastwood, Clint Eastwood, James Woods, Clint Eastwood, Richard Gere, Richard Gere

You hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. You sit at a table next to theirs and listen to their conversation. You're an asshole.

And it doesn't take all that much to tell the average employee to piss off.

"Women are just as likely to say something you don't like, be rude, or refuse to talk when you're asked a question," says Susan Ruhl, author of Girls in Work: A Year in the Life of an American Institution and author of "How You're Hired: How to Get the Girl and Hire the Boss: How to Get what Women Have Wants," a book on how women operate in modern workplaces.

So what goes through your mind when you see "The Handmaid's Tale" on TV?

Well, first of all, don't pay attention to what they're saying about the book or film, because you won't want them to. That said, there's a big difference between a writer/director who is going up against the power of the internet and the person who wants to tell you something you might find offensive. (You should always be on guard against those, either.)

"The Handmaid's Tale"

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

The camera zoomed in on the white elephant with a very weird look on his face as it passed him.

"So where's that elephant thing from before?"

"What?!"

"You said he wasn't part of the circus."

She blinked slowly at him. "That's not true. That's not an elephant. It's not white."

"I just thought you might enjoy seeing the elephant at work." His laugh was really trying to be sweet… she turned around to see he wasn't done with her yet. "He wants you to watch that white thing get the meat out of it's legs."

"I would!" the girl laughed. He was in the best mood she'd seen him in the last few days. She'd just gotten a call for more stuff for her little friend while he and the mother went hunting. He'd just come back from hunting two deer.

She couldn't believe it. "You have to watch," she told him. "It's so funny. I can tell he thinks this is hilarious... and it is."

"Okay, but this is not a circus, and don't pretend it's all your fault!" He just gave

I like to smear creamy oreo filling all over my body then my midget boyfriend does the ritualistic milk jug dance around my cream covered body. Sometimes we invite the neighbors to watch or even join in! Wanna come over tonight? You wanna talk cookie sluts??? Let's talk cookie sluts???

If you want to know where my sweet tooth lies, read on.

What I like eating at the cookie cutter hole, and why…

A cookie cutter hole in town takes two hours to bake. The cookie cutters are basically three large holes in the middle of a bakery; just put an actual cookie in the one that is inside, and let it hit the fire, and it's ready. And then that is my perfect day for all of you.

So I love these cookie cutters so much it is nearly impossible to resist! They are fun!! They have such subtle flavours, and we LOVE my secret ingredient peanut butter – peanut butter (because that's what I think they used to do all the time!).

Then, we'll take our little girl to the cookie cutters to watch a bunch of cookie cutters, then let her lick her fingers…

I have a little girl…

And she always makes eye contact to my face when I ask her to.

We love to watch her in the peanut butter and jelly sandwich

This thread is reminding me that there really is a huge database of nonsense at this site

We're fucking in a car, shooting heroin
Saying controversial things just for the hell of it
Selling melanin and then suffocate the black men
Start with misdemeanours and we'll make a business out of them
And we can find out the information
Access all the applications
that are hardening positions based on miscommunication
Oh Fuck your feelings
Truth is only hearsay
We're just left to decay
Modernity has failed us

And I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it
Yes, I'd love it if we made it

We are an urban elite
Our culture has collapsed
We are addicted to fear
We use drugs to mask their violence
We're going to have to deal with this
Just wait for it
Please, please do this thing
Don't hurt me, don't harm me
We can always use the last word
We are dying
No one will remember this
We're dying
No one will remember this
This is the real me
I'm fucking numb
I'm fucking numb
I'm fucking numb
The real me
I'm screaming for you
Please Don't hurt me, don't harm me
We can always use the last word
We are dying
No one

damn

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Here is a list of the most popular epithets in America:

FUCKED

Used in a derogatory sense to describe a gay person, especially with regard to the female body.

FUCK ANIMAL

A homophobic slur.

FROG FUCK

A sexual reference to the female anatomy.

FUCK DIFFERENTLY

Said as a way to tease female sexual organs or organs not suitable for sexual intercourse.

FUCKING BRO

A form of male flogging to a woman by using two hands and three fingers to force a woman's juices down the woman's throat. A woman can suffer significant pain from this. (You can usually get away with it if the man is in your right hand).

FAG FUCK

A derogatory term for males.

FROM A BOARD

The female partner: "You know what this means? No more playing games with my boyfriend."

FULL SIDES

A word or phrase that is offensive to women.

FRUIT SUCK

This was used to describe the woman who does the washing if, like a lot of women's-owned businesses, women's businesses are owned by men.

GIANT LEE SUCK

Used by older lesbians as a slur to describe men's cock

☝🏾 This one caught me off guard

my goodness

I was expecting it to have been trained to be racist. I was not expecting it to be homophobic.