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That's a nice look. This little baby was born in a hospital bed with no mouth. And now, it looks like it could get a bit more than that. New technology lets doctors use electrodes to stimulate your penis to relieve some of the discomfort. Peter Hirsch of the American Academy of Pediatrics says this could lead to things like less fist-pumping or maybe even better penis shape. Reporter: This could also be a way to get people to pee more. It was just discovered in China, where men are using this technology to help them grow bigger. But some worry that it could lead to an explosion of penis growth among children. NPR's Linda DeJong joined us today from Hong Kong to talk more. LINDSAY DEJAONG, BYLINE: What about using this to get guys to pee more? You know, why would we have a penis with these electrodes? And then we're talking about babies that the parents don't know they've had. What happens when you use those little ones with electrodes? PHILIP: Well, they're doing a lot of stretching. And that's what I mean when I say they're stretching, and those are things that we've talked about, but the way you stretch it, you want it to

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First I'll tell you about the robbery my parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later. I'll tell you about some of the people who weren't involved, too, if someone who knew them feels comfortable talking to you." She hesitated, her face pale but she didn't deny it. "All right, you'll do," she said, looking back at me carefully, and I nodded. I glanced across the table and saw that there were more men watching and I could see that they were paying attention to me. "You can't get out of here," Shanna said, but there was a hint of embarrassment. "This is my daughter, I told you," I said. "I didn't tell you. Is she really?" I didn't want to ask about my mother's mother. Shanna had always been suspicious of people who were her age. When she turned 18 she discovered that her mother had been in jail, and when she asked her if she was a nurse I took her story at face value. She was pretty. I was told that she had been a child soldier in her mother's platoon. Shanna didn't have to do anything when she was an adolescent, and now, because of her mother's problems, that had become harder than ever. I felt bad

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an Uptown A Train...I remember, I remember...and then another train pulls up at 10 and I know I'm doing something right. I know the train is a train, I know...it's the 1st train up...and then I see the train car door and I start running, and the next train has to be the 6th. And the next train... I get back to the same place again and the next train has to be the 7th. And then the 2nd train... It's the 8th. And the last train, it's the 11th... I hear the siren and the door starts opening wide and the last train... I see that it's almost full... And the last train. But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...and I feel all these things, I know all these things, I have all these... And I just can't remember...I'm not sure what, I know I'm not alone...I don't know if I've found some kind of...I don't

how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening? Do you realise that some people have such a profound love/hate relationship with the body that they would have no qualms whatsoever with taking things to extreme lengths just to protect their skin and flesh? The only thing to fear from extreme sexuality is an extreme hatred for you.

And for those who believe that humans have evolved to live an extremely short life, I would encourage you to consider this observation: when you are dying, humans tend to enjoy and prolong life. The very first animals, when they lived alongside men and, later on, women, lived longer than they do today.

This is not to say that our ancestors didn't enjoy sexual experience as in the famous Roman poem "Io et Iesus" - 'I'm the one for you' 'I'm the child for you' you all think they are. As we all know, this poem was also known as the 'Prologue' of Genesis. So for humans, our sexuality was an extension of our life, a reward for working hard in life.
While the Greeks, Egyptians, and Romans considered sex to be a major and necessary means of life, modern humans are often seen as degenerating beings for having a high level of non-sexual, sexless sexuality.

But my brain is not in the machine running, in the machine making these decisions, making these observations, making these predictions...

am I the only one who got the creepy feeling this is akin to a "help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" message

i get that a lot from these

where the fuck did it get Reece Witherspoon from?????

At the end of Game of Thrones, Joffrey (Joffrey Baratheon) is shown to be a king, but he is a poor ruler. His actions cause the deaths of his nephews Rorrik (Reese Witherspoon), Rhaegar (Jon Snow), and Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner). Even though he is still alive during Season 4, he is not seen again in Theon's visions. In another episode of Game of Thrones, it is shown that Jon Snow is an alcoholic, but when he wakes up he finds his sister Jonaina (Sophie Turner) still alive in Braavos. Finally, in the seventh season finale, Tyrion Lannister (Jon Snow) is shown to have become a king, but it can be seen that he remains poor and powerless. His father Varys (Peter Dinklage) and his friend Loras Sanderson are also featured in his visions.

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM

Yes, I know that's no laughing matter, but...when you go out and buy a new car, do you buy cheap gas, or expensive car fuel? Gas is cheap, but car fuel is expensive. One can only hope that their parents don't have the financial means to fill these vehicles with gasoline; I imagine they would have little choice but to buy cheap car fuel.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 11:21 AM

The only problem I have with "gas" being cheaper is the fact that the car I'm talking about is a car -- my car! (Yes, a car with all the bells and whistles, including the windows open and an engine of some kind.) As for "expensive car fuel" I don't mind spending my time fixing the car with paint, wheels, etc. but I

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my husband. It came fast and arrived completely unpacked, and when we opened it, it didn't smell like fresh meat at all. It's so dark and thick and has that taste of a fish but...not fish. We were able to eat it as we always have, but it was lacking flavor...never the faintest hint of fish in it, and the flavor was not very interesting. For this price, we have to say its very good.

Very disappointing. I purchased this specifically for my daughter because it works great. I am going to purchase more for my other dogs. I was nervous to spend too much but it worked! Thank you for creating this product.

Rated 2 out of 5 by Kiki from Love this!
I bought this a few days ago and it has done as stated it is water resistant. Not that that is important since water is not as good as it used to be in this world! I can't stand to think about leaving my pups on my lap for days, or getting them dirty and not wash them at all. But for any size dog it is great, even larger size dogs like mine! Also it is big enough for all my dog's different needs but not enough for me!

Rated 1 out of 5 by Anonymous from Bad Product
It does not seal to the bottom or the handle of the dog.

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said
Pictures a damn, I added
I walked to them in the morning
I made them promise they won't get me as any more
They kept trying but they couldn't, and they kept making excuses
Pictures a damn, I added
I stood there with my head in my pillow crying 'It's true' and I'm like 'you can't do that, you fucking liar"
Picture me being the most fucking retarded fucking idiot
I was the same age as them, I had like three years of schooling in college
I didn't know any better
Picture me having to fight for my parents.
I was born around that time, and they just told me that I wasn't a kid anymore, what an idiot I'd gone to bed by
I'm still pissed at them
As I get older, I want to be like them, but I'm not able to be like that
As I go through life with them it's just like I was before
I see photos like this
'Look at the way he's looking'
'You got a big dick'
'Let's go and have sex then'
'

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

my pussy was a new toy for my shlong that i've never seen before. my wife's cock was a little different though. she told me about a new cock she had been using, and how she was getting better at swallowing. a year or so ago, when she started her first one, a few months ago, her cock was 7.5 in. this morning when we were doing her oral. and she still had some pee for the first time. it was only 8 minutes after getting up from bed that her cock went past

Meet your maker you sorry son of a bitch.

To my friends the boys you may have encountered around this office: I hope your day of reckoning is coming soon enough so you will have been rewarded with the most delicious cupcakes you have ever tasted! It feels so good to get you out of your own shadow; I hope you enjoy your cupcakes from now on your father doesn't know my name yet, I want him to think I only call my mother when she is hungry.

Hugs you all, and keep up the good work. I know I do

Cheers to all of you out there, I'm not even halfway through my letter of encouragement and it's nearly finished! All the work it has took for this letter to be written is still here, thank you for the faith the first time.

I'm really starting to enjoy this writing project. I think I may have gotten away with the whole story without telling you but I do have one interesting thing to talk about today about one of my favorite books of all time.

I have read this book all the way thru (in my opinion!) and it is one of the saddest books I have read. I find something I really like about it, I think there is also something I don't like, but I do not know what. I don't think I'll ever know,

kudos, DJP

Snow-Balls have flown their Arcs, starr'd the Sides of Outbuildings, as of Cousins, carried Hats away into the brisk Wind off Delaware,-- the Sleds are brought in and their Runners carefully dried and greased, shoes deposited in the back Hall, a stocking'd-foot Descent made upon the great Kitchen, in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by the ringing Lids of Boilers and Stewing-Pots, fragrant with Pie-Spices, peel'd Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,-- the Children, having all upon the Fly, among rhythmic slaps of Batter and Spoon, coax'd and stolen what they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all this snowy December, to a comfortable Room at the rear of the House, years since given over to their carefree Assaults. But the Day was come when in their quiet Respite, amidst the Music of their Choirs, they went from Off the Kitchen Stairs, and hurried under the Scrimps of the Roof, to the Court-Room, in which I had left them, with my Pupils, upon this last Voyage,--and then--and for ever there came my Tears for my Children, till I felt them weep, when--the Moon shone with a brilliant Splendor and Moon-light.

just 800 pages to go :)

I keep feeding it "Thank you, and have a wonderful day!" and it usually won't add anything but occasionally it will add a signed name, e.g. "-Dirk" or "-Peb"

I had it add "-Pablo Picasso" after some nonsense, a hopeful sign that can only ultimately lead to it adding "-Bob Marley".

1. Girls and Boys
2. Tracy Jacks
3. End of a Century
4. Parklife
5. Bank iced tea
6. The Last of The Oldies
7. Follies iced tea
8. Bitterly Fortunate
9. I don't want to be this
10. There was that one
11. The End of a Year
(This song from the album that the original song from the band was also recorded on.)
11. I've Had It With The Bands
(A parody version of an early album cover.)

Top 10 Bob Marley quotes:

1. Bob Marley – "There are three kinds of people in this world - the ones who think they're above others, the ones who think they're special, and those who are actually ordinary." [2][3]

2. James Brown – You Don't Know Jack (1968)

3. The Rolling Stones – "Don't Get Fooled by the Girl"

4. Bob Marley – "I have no friends. I haven't any friends. I'm no one. I'm your man." [5]

5. The Beatles – "I'm not giving up - the only thing that's left for me, the only thing left for me, is God." [6]

6. Bob Marley – "I see all these people who have come before me and I'm just like them. I was born that way. I was created that way" [8]

7. Jimi Hendrix – "In the end, the only person who cares is himself and nothing else" [9]

8. The Rolling Stones – "You Can't Always Get What You Want, But Maybe You Can Don't Always Get What You Want, Because God Is Always Helping You With All Your Problems" [10]

9. Bob Marley – "I

A script I'm writing for work:

MVO: Mmmm! Fish and Chips for lunch?
FVO (excited): Fish and Chips for lunch!!!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
MAnno(Loud, over the top, exaggerated): Aw BABY! You KNOW it's fish and chips for lunch!
FVO (giggling): It is for lunch! And that's what makes it so good! Now go grab some more fish, and then you'll never have to leave!
SFX: *SIZZLING FISH AND CHIPS, sound of it being wrapped in paper*
*FVO SHOOKLY GRUNTLY GRUNTS FOREVER*
The film ends.
The End
The title text was a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where the title of a book is "The Hitchhikers Guide to Australia" written by Douglas Adams. In the opening scene, we see a group of Australian people on a walk in Melbourne. In the closing scene, we see a group of people looking down at a beach on Fiji. They end up in one of the same cities, looking down at a much smaller area of the same country called "Achari".
I would like to thank the lovely Megan Gannon for drawing the illustration.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I have been going barefoot in Africa forever and have never worn shoes. My parents were wearing shoes at any point during my childhood, and I would never go barefoot.

Crazy price : $2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It doesn't do much. A good pair of shoes will get you to Africa in the next 2-3 years: These shoes are worth the price of admission alone (see photo at right). They are not as comfortable as running shoes but they can keep you from dying from the sun.

$2,500 (I have it in stock in this photo). It does little.

$2,400 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very soft. The foot rubs away easily on the grass.

$2,250 (I have it in stock in this photo). Very thin, with little cushion at the bottom. The bottom is the only point where the shoe touches the ground. It's also very fragile, and it breaks easily. I would rather wear these shoes out of the door the next time.

$2,200 (I has it in stock in this photo). Not bad at all. I love my shoes

It’s realy sad, he was a guitarist iz a real talent. But nowadays when I hear people talking about the band, I think it iz really sad. †The band got a lot better in the past, they got better with age. But now they are in terrible shape. It's very sad. It iz sad for me and for them too, because these guys were one of my friends at the time, and I have nothing against them, but they should move on. I am not too happy with this group anymore. It iz sad and I am sorry † But I always felt that they did this for me and my love. ‡I believe in the truth but it is more depressing. †But because of the bad mood, it iz the same for everyone who heard us. This time, we got a lot more support. The group has really been a huge influence on my heart and my mind. But now with my friend's death, it makes me sad because it was my friend. Then they should move on. The people who know this kind of stuff should stop talking about us, because we did not do this on purpose and we can't be that much of a joke for no reason. And I don't blame them at all †. †I believe it would be really nice if it is done properly

RIP big man heaven needed a pep talk. Then it got more serious. Then it got, like, real serious.

I didn't know how to start my first talk, at first. The first two minutes were spent reading from the script. It's funny, how they just give you the script and then you walk around the hall, just doing the talking, while the actor tries to speak. It's funny, too. It's almost like a performance, you know? You're kind of, like, not really looking at the script, but I always wanted to be a musician, too. And I'm in the room talking so fast, I don't even remember the words.

But then you can start giving them to people; it's not really like they're saying what they say on stage, you know? And eventually, it went from being a performance, to what I had really wanted to do: to sing songs on stage.

I know they didn't have a microphone, but did you ever get to sing in the audience?

No, I wouldn't really sing in any room where I live in Los Angeles. People ask me, "What's your favorite song?" I just sing that line, "Aunt Toni, where's my car," "That's so hot, sweet baby baby."

Did the songs make you really

I can’t wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

In other news from the world of pop culture: we had a major update for you on our Twitter feed yesterday! @WiredUK has announced that our second season of the Geek Squad is now available on TV – in audio. We've got a trailer – click here for a preview, and a clip for our first ever podcast – click here for episode one! For a look behind the scenes at the world of the Geek Squad, check out our interviews with Peter Hitchens (Futurama), Tim Lott (The Sopranos), Chris Claremont (Doctor Who), Brian Cox (The Simpsons), Tom Derenick (Game of Thrones), Nick Riganas (Breaking Bad) and Nick Frost (Fargo, The Simpsons).

And if you're wondering exactly who Matt's the Geek Squad is, he uses the same last name as Doctor Who, to save some space in his schedule because we've also joined the ranks of Comic Relief! So, what is it, exactly. Well, it's a group of people who like books, movies, science, literature and music, who spend their time researching them and listening to their podcasts.

You'll find Matt as the head geek, but even he is aware of how little you know about Doctor Who. He doesn't want

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J0rdan S.
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El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
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Dom Passantino
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Sandy Raggetturkey - I'm a zombie
I have no fucking clue !!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Fritz Raggetturkey - The devil
The devil is dead
treat them like cutesy mr.
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It really grabs onto 'Raggett' for some reason.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
J0rdan S.
ailsa
El Tomboto
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
HI DERE
That one guy that hit it and quit it
jhøshea
Dom Passantino
Hurting 2
gr8080
max
Ned Raggett
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How is babby formed?

A babby-in-a-bottle occurs when two or more persons (a mother and a baby) come together and become one. This is an excellent way to ensure your baby starts with at least three toes (the "nub") while it waits for its food to come from inside his or her breast. A common form of babby is when a mother gives their baby the bottle for the first time, when it has never been held by a child before. You must know that the baby can only eat a spoon for an amount of time equal to their mother's milk supply, so if your baby is unable to eat a spoon, there's something wrong with the food in the bottle. Sometimes a person will try to use your baby to make a snack (or drink) while they are in the bottle. Babies born prematurely usually do not know how to make food but do understand that when a spoon is inserted into their mouth to eat, they will make a bite. A bottle feeder is a safe and appropriate way to encourage the baby's digestive system to create food while the woman is feeding him or her the milk.

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino, and others, was acquitted in 2006. And, yes, I'm aware the death penalty is "a tool" like guns or bullets, or drugs; yes, even death is a tool. It's just that in the face of horrific evidence of systemic abuse, the way it has been administered has left all other options with an impossibly hard to quantify "okay."

xp BABBY IN A BOTTLE!

In my workplace, there's a sign over a station that reads "Problem Man." It was a big, colorful thing that said:
Problem man. Not an adjective, but a noun. It was the thing for people who had been stuck in crunch all morning and had to sit down to eat. The sign had a simple solution: "Eat more coffee. No, really. We have to start crunching." It really said "Eat more coffee." But, this was a long, long time ago...
The sign, in fact, was created as a "firing offense.'' I don't know how they were paid for it, and it's a question I don't want to ask. But, it certainly was a very important thing, particularly for me. I have a lot of friends who had to do my job - many of whom were overweight - as firefighters here. People would hang off buildings with their heads held up to the sky. When they had to sit down during the meal time, their heads would pop off, just by the way; and that's something I've experienced with others who have been stuck on the job.

Is this how Clickhole write their article?

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she

(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she

(ohhhh

(i can touch said she

ohhhhhhh

how much (how much did i touch

) ohhhh

(i can touch so

(yes i can)

yeah ok said she

uhhhhhhhh

(oh yeah) said she

ohhh

this is so much(yes)

no (this is so much)

ohhhhhh said he

(how does it feel) said he

(feel) how does it feel

ohhhhhhh

ohh no(how does it feel)

no(what) said she

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Mr Blobby is a character featured on Noel Edmonds' Saturday night variety BBC television show Noel's House Party, portrayed by Barry Killerby, and was the brainchild of British comedy writer Charlie Adams, a writer for the show. A bulbous pink figure covered with yellow spots, he has a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyes. Mr Blobby communicates only by saying the word "blobby" in an electronically altered voice, expressing his moods through tone of voice and repetition. He topped the UK Singles Chart with the 1993 Christmas release "Mr Blobby". Mr Blobby eventually evolved from a comedy gimmick into a full character, and was eventually made into an animated series during the '80s, which ran from 1984 to 1986. He also starred in the BBC's The Blobby Show, which ran from 1984 to 1992. The name Blobby originated from Arthur Conan Doyle's story "The Mystery of the Alchemist". [4] The first film Blobby appeared in was the 1988 comedy "The Blobby Gang." [5] The character was popularised by comedian Steve Coogan as a gag of the 1970s television sitcom One Tree Hill. [6] One of the greatest challenges Blobby faced was a severe case of depression, which finally got the better of him in 2009 when his partner and friend, Simon Coyle , broke their engagement.

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | BOSS: Big Pincher | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | HP: 500 | A lone, massive giant monster who carries itself in a | | Strength: 30 | very intimidating and scary manner. There are three forms of | | Defense: 30 | it's a pretty common enemy on this map and it can also use a | | Skill: Lightning Attack (C) which can be quite deadly. | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Drops: Elixir, Gysahl Greens, Elixir Ring (100%), Water Shard | | Weak against: Fire | | Absorb items: Magic Drop, Phoenix Down, Elixir, Power Bracelet | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Attacks: {Bite} Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | -------- Physical Attack Formula: Physical | | Explosion: Physical Physical | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP | | Fire Elemental Damage: X X Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, X X Physical | | Poison Gas: Physical x3 Physical, Deals X x 1.5x HP, Confuses target for | | 1s, Poison effects for 5s when taken, Stuns target for 3s | | Weak against: Lightning | |---------------------o-------------o-----------------------o

In this quirky romantic comedy, we meet an unusual but lovable family — the Joes — who struggle with being a working-class family and their everyday lives with their newly adopted daughters. Their daughter, Rachel, struggles with eating her own feces after her mother dies — she wants to be a writer but her mother's illness is just chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. And when the Joes are forced to move to a new housing project in a town just outside of town and they find out that the local library is only open on weekdays, Rachel finds herself wondering what hours of the day the public library really works.

Episode I, THE PHANTOM MENACE 
Episode II, ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Episode III, REVENGE OF THE SITH
Episode IV, A NEW HOPE
Episode V, LEGACY OF THE SPYERS 
Episode VI, A NEW ORDER   Episode VII, THE UNFOLDERS 
Episode VIII, THE SHADOW OF THE SPIRITS
Episode IX, RETURN OF THE BASTARDS
Episode X, THE SPIRITUAL AGE   Episode XI, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART I)
Episode XII, THE CHALLENGE OF JEFFERY BOND (PART II)
Episode XIII, LABORATORY DAYLIGHT  Episode XIV, THE CELESTIAL COW  Episode XV, A RING OF THE JESUS
Episode XVI, THE FINAL CHALLENGE: " THE END "  Episode XVII, LAST DAYS  Episode XVIII, DEATHWATCH
Episode XIX, THE LAST DAYS 2 (1)    Episode XX, THE LAST DAYS 3 (2)    Episode XXI, THE LAST DAYS 4 (3)    Episode XXII, THE LAST DAYS 5 (4)    Episode XXIII, THE LAST DAYS 6 (5)    Episode XXIV, THE

ok the last two are all-time

Now, children, you must listen close. For the Magical Train did not call at ordinary, boring stations like Waterloo, Euston or Edinburgh Waverley. The Magical Train called at Magical Stations like Havenwick, Moseley, Edinburgh Tarts Bar and Royal Albert Hall where there was no crowd. The Magical Train had arrived just in time to receive the announcement of the start of the Second World War when all its passengers had left for their respective towns for a great cause. It would soon follow that the Magical Train was in possession of more then 150 beautiful and elegant cars with beautiful names like 'The Golden Girl', 'Baroness of Wales' and 'King Albert'. It was not just the cars that were magnificent it was also the horses and a stunning display of gold and silver. The passengers walked about and enjoyed themselves as there was even a small parade going by outside. The crowd of onlookers was awe-struck at the beautiful cars and horses being displayed in front of them. It was as if these cars and horses were on display inside the magical Train. In fact, they were on display in a small town called Edinburgh. The beautiful Royal Albert Hall was built in 1894-1955. Originally named the 'Great Hall', it stood at the front of the Train, on top of the platform. It was originally a hotel and carriage for

omfg the Star Wars one

Can we just skip ahead to THE CELESTIAL COW?

Part 1: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Part 2: The Two Towers
Part 3: The Return Of The King
Part 4: The Battle Of the Five Armies II
Part 5: The Seven Wars And The Return Of King Beren
Part 6: The Long Road Home
Part 7: The Fellowship And The War of the Five Kings
Part 8: The Two Towers
Part 9: Return of the King
Part 10: The Battle of the Five Armies III
Part 11: The Return Of Jorg
Part 12: The Mines of Moria
Part 13: The Siege Of Gondsor
Part 14: The Siege Of Angmar
Part 15: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields
Part 16: The Battle Of the Pelennor Fields II
Part 17: The Siege of Beren

Parts 1 to 16 are the only times that we see this film set in Middle Earth. In particular, this film set in The Lord Of The Rings, part two of The Hobbit, and then in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – the film set in Middle Earth following Fellowship of the Ring.

In Part 1, Frodo and Sam are walking in the woods in northern Middle Earth. Frodo stops after they come to a small clearing and asks the ghost of Aragorn what happened in the past. He is suddenly grabbed by Gollum and

the Rebel Rebel fleet

STAR WARS
Episode XIV
THE CELESTIAL COW

SPOILER: This chapter contains information about future events or implied storyline details.

PRETTY DUMMY and JEAN-PIERRE, two of Star Wars' most popular and iconic characters, joined the Empire on the Death Star.

In the very last two scenes of the novel's prequel trilogy, the Celestials were revealed to be a race of humanoid beings of considerable size who had been transported through time to the Cymoon system, where they were part of the Empire's new Star Destroyer, the Xantillian.

In the final battle with the Rebel Rebel fleet, the Cylestics were destroyed by stormtroopers, only to be reborn as the newly created beings known as the Xantillians.

I am cracking up that not even Transformer wants to go anywhere near the phrase "grocery groin"

I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.

In Japanese. I mean, Chrono Trigger is the "Duke Nukem Game." It had just enough to satisfy me, and a certain degree of depth and replayability. And after about five hours, I finally finished this game I wanted to know everything there was to know about this incredible series.

I'm also extremely bored of the rest of YouTube. You don't see YouTube videos like, "Aaaaaaaannnnnnn!" or "I just played Chrono Trigger." It seems YouTube is just not my thing, to be honest.

I'll be honest; if I could have gone back in time to see if a few more of the characters were male, I feel the whole premise of Chrono Trigger would have worked out far more than what it ended up being.

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It's just like playing old Video Game Boy or Nintendo Entertainment System games from the '80s. You get bored. You get bored…and then you move to something else.

This, in itself, doesn't make me mad at YouTube's decision to cut out the male characters completely – or their creators. Just like it's never been okay to go back in time and play

Please Please Me
With the Beatles
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles for Sale
Help!
Rubber Soul
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles [The White Album]
Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road
Let It Be
The White Album [The Essential Lips Version]
The Beatles [In The Lonely Hour]
The Beatles vs. the Rolling Stones [Revolution]
In The Lonely Hour [Revolution]
Penny Lane
Abbey Road
BeatLES

Are You Experienced?
Axis: Bold As Love
Electric Ladyland
Band of Gypsies
Blue Cheeky Grass
Chocolate and Coffee
Crimson Sun
Death, Inc.
Darkside of the Heart
Dirty Bird
Dixie's Gone Country
Easy
Erased
Era of Suffering
Family of Cups
Folk Folk
Glow, Glow, Glow
Gulls And Whale
Hippie Girl
Holy Family of Gods (The Lost Children)
Holy Bible, Holy Book
Homosexuals In Heaven
I Can Feel It In My Heart
Is The Road Going In The Wrong Way?
Jam, Jamboree, Jam
La-Z-Boy
Madonna/Prince & the Revolution
Man With A Plan
Man I Am Not A Robot
Manhattan Cowboy
Mercury Kills
Mountain of Love
Nonesuch (Hank Williams)
On The Road - Part 1 of 2
Our Little Red Hen
Outlaws Of The South (The Lost Child)
Penny Lane
Perfect Day
Private Fights
Primrose Hill (The Lost Child)
Rainy Day Women - Part 1 of 4 (original album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 2 of 4 (album)
Rainy Day Women - Part 3 of 4 (album)
Rud

In ltaly, '48, we stole the elections. France '49, we broke the strikes. Overthrew Quirino in the Philippines, Arbenz in Guatemala, Mossadegh in Iran. We were in Vietnam in '54; Indonesia, '58; Tibet, '59. Got the Dalai Lama out. We were good. Very good.

Then we got into the Cuban thing. Not so good. We came over there in '55. We've been through this thing eight years. We've failed. If we ever get out of this thing, we 'll lose a whole country.

What can I say? We've been in trouble twice. We've been in trouble four times. But the thing's over. We 'll get out of it. And we won't need any more of America's money.

And if we got out of this thing, they'd lose one of our two major allies in the world.

MR. BLAIR: Let's try to keep this going for a minute. I have to interrupt. We go back to the issue of a trade deal with China. We talked about it a little bit earlier. They've said they'll pay a little bit back. What would you say to them?

VICE PRES. CHENEY: I'll tell you what I'll do.

lol

Top Arnold Schwarzenegger movie performances:

“Terminator” (1984): Arnold plays an unstoppable killing machine sent back in time to stop mankind’s savior.

“Mission Impossible” (2007): Arnold plays a man who travels back in time, takes over the world, and fights for mankind in the name of justice!

“A Clockwork Orange ” (1971): Arnold is a young psychopath, who is sent forward in time by his father to kill people for his family because he can't trust them.

“The Matrix (1999): Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Matrix. He's not going to stop killing and he's going to come back again in another life. He's an evil, super-human cyborg, who's going to come back in time and stop humanity, too.

​“Fahrenheit 9/11” (1991): Arnold shoots the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, New York State. In his previous life, he saved people. In his future life, he was sent back in time to kill people.

​“L.A. Confidential” (1983): Arnold becomes a FBI agent in this thriller about the most unlikely hero in American history: a loner who uses his wits and intelligence to go undercover in his mother's house.