Talk to Transformer

Kind of plausible:

In this horror film, when a man was shot in the head and killed in a parking lot at a local mall, he is resurrected as a zombie to play the part of the owner of the mall. But when his new owner tries to sell him back to the city, he's faced by resistance from his own family members.

Poking Transformer is the lazy person's creative act. (< Some ilxor will now use this as the basis of another Transformer performance piece.)

Mother died today. He is also buried in the city of Yeni, which is a town outside of Belgrade, Serbia. That day, a woman in a car died shortly after she made the fateful decision to travel to Belgrade via Sarajevo, the Serbian capital.

The accident occurred while the car was stopped at a red light, with no driver present; however, the driver got out and turned around to see someone sitting in his vehicle who was walking towards his car. The woman then got out and drove across the median where they did a U-turn and drove away. Her injuries caused her to fall to the ground but were not life-threatening. It is believed that she may have been driving under the influence, but the police have not ruled that out.

Serbian police are currently investigating the accident. In a statement, police said they will "do everything possible and ensure justice while taking the appropriate measures to preserve the sanctity of life." The driver has reportedly been given a suspended prison sentence of just over two years.

"If a driver is not given a warning warning, then you will lose your license to drive and you will end up dead," Karo Vidjic told the Washington Post, while also admitting she was shocked by the tragedy. "I'm sure this is not the first time this driver has done this, but it

Call me Ishmael. I will be pleased to meet you. The place where these books are kept is called the Tower of Babel," I called out. At that moment, the door swung open, and the tall face, wearing the familiar green uniform of an employee of a government agency, burst into the room. "This fellow is Ishmael L'Ouverture, here to assist." I nodded at him. "I understand he is a member of the government intelligence. However, he has no authority to sign this letter, so I will have him leave." He walked up the stairs to where I stood, and as soon as he reached me, he turned around and walked out. I thought he was going to leave, but in a hurry, I said "What are you doing here?" and he answered me with a puzzled look. "I see that there is more to that situation than I realized, My lord! Can you explain who it is?" "Yes, Sir." I continued, "This is a man called 'Sebastian,' and a fellow who I suspect of being the culprit behind this whole mess." "Why do you say the villain? Why are you calling him a villain, Ishmael? Are you the man I was investigating just before yesterday's incident?" "No, Sir! It is something else." "What's that?" "Do you

Incomplete list of failed monarchs:

Sultan Hassan Ibn 'Abbas (1044H - 1406 H) - King of Iran, defeated by Mongols in 1406 - Killed in battle in 1406 - Noted to have been "married at the age of 12"

Sultan Mehmed II (1404H - 1542H) - Noted to have been married at 13

King Farouk III (1538H - 1606H) - King of Saudi Arabia, defeated by Arab troops in 1406 - Killed in battle in 1406 - Noted as having been "married at the age of 12"

King Fahd (1602H - 1719H) - Noted to have been "maried" at a "young age" at age 16

King 'Abdullah II (1719H - 1726H) - Noted to have been (born) at age 10 when he married his niece

Abd Al-'Aziz II (1728H - 1744H) - "Noted to have inherited "a very high ranking position as emir" when he married his sister's half-sister, 'Ibra'ha; died at age 26, age of 28

King Muhammad II (1742H - 1749H) - "Married twice, both young

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Now in regard to him who has the skill of raising a wife, there is no difference of opinion as to which is the worst thing; while in regard to him who has not such skill, no difference is discernible. Thus it is a thing commonly agreed, that where there is a good fortune, a wife is required and is a prize reserved for the master of men; where there is no such fortune, a wife is not requisite. Where there exists a fortune of some kind, a wife shall be reserved only for those who possess a certain skill. In regard to the other two kinds of fortune, though a wife may be required of any number (even as among men), all alike are the losers, and the better to the master. This is so even as with regard to the women: where there is something to make them beautiful, a wife is also necessary; whereas the women who are deficient in this respect only are regarded as inferior. Where, however, women are not esteemed good at all, yet a man does not think it necessary to make a wife at all; but, if he does make her, he will give her his free, as though he had a certain right to her. Where, by any one, is a man to have a mistress?

In shocking scenes, ute driver Thomas O'Keefe, 31, pleaded guilty to stealing a dead pig's head from a farm in County Donegal to sell on the black market – before he was caught.

O'Keefe, of Ballymun, County Donegal, admitted to driving with his car upside down as he approached the farm to sell the head on the black market shortly before 8.30am yesterday, September 15.

The head was stolen from the farm, at O'Loughry, in Baledagh, Co Meath County, before being sold in a pub in Meath City to a friend of Mr O'Keefe.

The dead pig was then left across the road where it died.

O'Keefe admitted using forged identification documents and a credit card in order to defraud the company holding the pig's head.

Judge Martin Fitzgerald said that while he did not like selling black market items, he could understand the feeling of being unable to put the offending back out on the market.

But O'Keefe claimed that he would have sold the pig if it had not been stolen from him and his brother.

Mr O'Keefe's brother Sean, 28, pleaded guilty to stealing from the pig's family.

Speaking after the sentencing, O'Keefe said: "I feel sick that I am sitting here

My favorites are definitely the ones that hold a cruel mirror to the fundamental inanity of all human expression.

The name of the new James Bond movie is “'Zero Days “ and it will have a large production run of around 100 days, or roughly 3.4 years. The plot of the movie revolves around 007 infiltrating a global crime syndicate and stealing a precious secret object from a vault. This device will change the course of history. Bond is trying to escape from Russia and he travels all over the world in an attempt to find it. Bond falls in love with one and then is separated from his love. Bond finds his way to London in a special stealth plane that is specially built to be stealthy. And once at London's Royal Arsenal, 007 finds himself in an area controlled by a mysterious organization called Hydra who has captured all the secret weapons and weapons equipment to destroy the world. Bond and an American couple (Paul Giamatti and Sean Young) are hired by Captain Jack Harkness (Michael Pena), Director of Hydra (David Yates) and Major (Tom Hardy). The mission is simple, save the world from Hydra. All of Bond's problems come to a head with one particular guy, James Stewart (Gary Oldman), a spy for Hydra who has stolen a secret project.

'Zero' is the latest instalment of the James Bond series from Ian Fleming's spy agency, 007 Enterprises.

2017: The goat was inaugurated on December 3. No reported attempts to burn the goat were made.[54]

2018: The goat was inaugurated on December 2.[56] An attempted burning of the Natural Science Club's goat occurred on the night of 15 December, resulting in minor damage to its left front leg.[57] The Gävlebocken twitter account recorded two incidents: an unspecified 'harassment' on 7 December[58] and an intrusion into the goat's enclosure on 31 December, from someone claiming to need to use the toilet.[59]

2019: The goat was inaugurated in October. Despite this, there was "some kind of conflict, with the club members getting upset, screaming and yelling", and that "about a hundred people participated in the opening of the garden".[60] On 3 November a group of about 100 people broke a window to enter the goat pen, threw stones and lit an effigy of the goat. In response, a number people shouted abuse; many shouted: "You'll burn us", "you're pigs! Don't you see? You're animals!". Others shouted: "We got a goat".[61]

The name of the new James Bond movie is “The World Is Not Enough.“ The video begins with Bond and Skyler kissing, and Bond exclaims, "And I'm your boyfriend, for crying out loud!"

The entire video is an hour long, because Bond is the only one who gets to kiss Skyler.

You can tell that James Bond is super into his relationship with Skyler, because when a little girl watches the whole thing, she says, "This looks very romantic!" It was also announced that Skyler would actually see the Bond movie when it comes out later this year.

Bond may not be perfect, but he can make an average lady smile with love and humor. Let us know your thoughts below about this amazing story!

In this super-hero movie, the guy can shoot his gun, so he can shoot his way into a fight. I always ask why these guys are so good at shooting. They don't know that they look like idiots. It seems that I'm not the only one who feels that way. They are all over Tumblr, and in the comments section people are complaining that these people should be banned. You know a good movie is bad if it looks like something stupid.
Posted by Lana K. at 11:47 AM

In this '80s screwball comedy, ersatz comic-book detective Harvey Dent leads a team of misfits who investigate crimes involving "magical" objects: stuffed dogs, dolls, musical instruments, and all kinds of other junk. A big deal? You bet. But it takes guts, character development, and some shrewd plotting to pull it off in the manner of David Lynch, the man behind cult hit Twin Peaks and countless other Lynch-like works.

That's right: The film's story does not only take place in a world with dinosaurs and giant frogs and ghosts and wizards, we were treated to a visit from the very first film in the series -- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me.

In addition to the characters, urchin Sam Houston and he dogboy Tex, who have been outed by their mutual friend and fellow gang banger Dent, the film also includes a hilarious side-story about a girl who comes from another world, played by Scarlett Johansson. Her parents didn't know they had any daughter until she was about three.

And speaking of gender! This movie is about women and sex! Oh, and yes, they have the coolest, most sexy boobs in the world. You can see one right at the beginning, though, as we see what looks like a girl's boob. So cool.

Sometimes food is not about perfection. That is the case at the hottest new restaurant in New York, where the food is about ersatz perfection.

There will be times when you're not prepared: your face gets greasy; the kitchen isn't a good deal.

But in general, they've gone out of their way to create a place where if you don't want to eat, you'll be expected to try the food anyway. But even though The Good Life's prices are ridiculously good, you're still going to feel bad for wanting to avoid having your food. We just never want that food. It's either worth it, or you don't, or a restaurant in San Francisco would be like a family in Japan. You buy what you want. It's never bad to eat.

"Our philosophy is to get customers' money, and at that price point, it doesn't matter if you like food. What makes you think you have to pay for food for us?" says chef Robert A. Williams, whose family made the New York-inspired, Americano-and-veggie meal menu.

When you're sitting in a tiny bar, in an outdoor restaurant, with nothing better to do, and don't have an excuse to go somewhere else to buy something better?

That's what they try to get back at you on The Good Life

Conversation this morning w/ my 2 year old daughter...

E5: What this?
E3: Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky.
E5: What Dusty-dusty about?
E3: A man who's sad because he can't make any friends.
E5: Him sad in his room?
E3: Yeah, pretty much.
E5: Where him friends?
E3: They went away because he was mean to them.
E5: Him get mad?
E3: Yes, sometimes he gets mad.
E5: (thinks for a moment) Read to me?
E3: ???? But you know, I've heard him say some pretty terrible things to other people....and it's probably because he's a shitty writer.
E5: (picks up the book and starts slowly reading the manuscript) ...but it's also what makes you sad!
E3: That's absolutely true!
E5: And do you feel that way?
E3: Yeah.
E5: Why do you feel that way?"
E3: Cause I don't like any of the books.
E5: What do you mean, what books are bad?
E3: Yes! Like the books about that book that people keep asking me about

ESTRAGON: Nothing to be done.
VLADIMIR: I'm beginning to come around to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying, Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. So there you are again.
ESTRAGON: No. I've done everything I say.
VLADIMIR: Just like my father. You know what I'm saying? That's precisely what I want – no. I want to have a conversation with my father again. And I want to make sure that he's in his room with his wife.
ESTRAGON: How can I do that? I've not seen her since last fall.
VLADIMIR: She might go out with some man today at the zoo. So I'm going to spend some time with her. Don't forget, my son, the mother of my daughter, never speaks without her own permission. And I know that this is impossible for you. But I don't know how to go home yet. For you, this is my last day in prison but with the mother of the child of the one whom I murdered. What can I do for you right now?
ESTRAGON: Please don't bring up the baby's name.

In this Booker prize-winning novel, a man named Edward Everett Wiggin awakes one day to find that his father-in-law is dead and he has the power to move on with his life. After discovering that this power is the result of an experiment performed by a doctor named Lenny Hirschbeck, Wiggin goes on a search to learn more about his father-in-law. But Edward, as he begins walking through the city streets, begins to sense the presence of a ghostly figure. As this mysterious figure, who calls himself the King of the City, is passing by him, Edward finds himself falling in love with this apparition, who turns out to be named Mr. Mott. But is the King really Edward? Or is it something more sinister, in the form of a twisted demon? Written by Anonymous

Yikes, but also awesome.

The best song lyrics in the world are:

I made love to the man

But his blood and semen left my body

They say I don't know why, I just like to make him fall down

I am so sorry but I have to make him laugh and then I will leave it alone

I am so sorry that I made love to you, I only wish my body had grown stronger

I love my body and my love and my heart but also I don't really care

Because I have made love to my own body

I didn't think it was so good to make love to myself, I was like a robot with no brain cells I didn't understand it from the start but I had to leave my body alone, I couldn't really love myself and I couldn't love anyone outside of myself. I just wanted to love myself and I wanted to see my body grow, to grow up with more power and to be stronger than anybody else, to learn everything and I would learn everything.

Then one day

I made love to the person's blood, sweat and tears, then they died

I made love to their soul, then they left my body and I didn't understand why

I thought only the man died.

Now I can see and taste my own flesh

Because I love my body

Police thwarted by goat stuck on roof who ‘only respects one man’

The goat stuck on the roof of an apartment building has been removed but a number of police officers have been injured.

The incident happened on Saturday at 7.22am when a police van was stopped at about 7.35am by four young men wearing goat suits.

During questioning, the officers had learned the four men were looking for a goat.

During this stop, one officer's arm was broken by the goats, and one policeman's neck was injured.

Police believe it wasn't an isolated incident and have asked people to contact them if they witnessed similar incidents.

The police are yet to confirm if it is related to the incident that resulted in the goat being stuck on the roof of apartment block on September 23.

For some reason, the AI understands deadheads:
Reviewer: drewski1972 - favoritefavoritefavorite - May 16, 2019
Subject: Not best Not Fade Away
Winterland 3-18-77, Its the show when the only Allahmbra was played. And the NFA is great especially after the 10 min mark!! If you can find an uncut version. My old tape is not cut, and I wish I could upload it to archive.com. check it out tho.
Subject: UJB - Winterland 3-17-77 Nice recording this is by far the best and the last show with the Uncle John's Band I have known the band well the only reason that its a 5 star as far as I am concerned, so far I have said this many times but I will never get tired of saying it I always listen to the NFA or any other one of the Summerland recordings. It holds up the entire show very well and does not have many sound issues. I was told by a good friend, who was a Winterland junkie said that there was no sound problems with either the NFA or the Weather Report and his friends told him the same thing for them. My friend is a die hard Winterland junkie and loves listening to it but he tells his friends not to post in these forums and to never post links of sound problems. I have had other shows where I was at this point

Things you didn't know about The Wizard of Oz:
1. There was actually a scene in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy is asked to sing out a song by a songbird.
2. The Wizard's song was played for some reason in the song book.
3. The book contained a picture of Dorothy holding a ball. It was actually a real ball. In actuality the bird's body contained a magic feather, which when rubbed on a rock caused the stone to expand.
4. The first film of The Wizard of Oz featured a scene where the Wizard takes the bat that flies away from Dorothy to fly away and hit it on the back of Dorothy's head. Dorothy laughs and says, "The bat just flew away!"
5. Dorothy wears a hat made in a tree.
6. The Wizard doesn't have a penis. Apparently he has two.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "That's just how it works in Hollywood," only I never actually said ANYTHING stupid, that's Hollywood. It's Hollywood and everything else. It's as simple as that.

It's entries like #6 that make me wonder if people are just making some of these up themselves, but it really does come up with some odd stuff.

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It takes thirty tries which result in little more than banal gibberish to dredge up the real gems, I find.

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

Steve Reich: Knock knock
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: nock Knockk
Philip Glass: Who's there?
Steve Reich: ock Knockknock Knockknockknockknockknockknocks Knockkknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknocks
Philip Glass: Who's there?
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Karl: Why does it need to rain?

Kurt Nimmo: I really think it'd be better if we were just a bunch of old guys that worked together

Kurt Nimmo: I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Karl: You're not on the same list?

Kurt Nimmo: No you're not Karl

Karl: I'm not.

Karl: OK!

Kurt Nimmo: You are not Karl!

Karl: Ok.

Karl: Now you're my friend

Karl: OK.

(first try!)

I am totally in the mood for old men with long faces

Kurt Nimmo otm

David Lynch is working on a new film. The director - of Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive fame - said his new film will be about a psychic who can communicate via TV.

While working in Hollywood last November, he approached several British TV producer about creating a new show about supernatural experiences.

'I spoke to lots of people who were working with the industry, who were very helpful and then, when I heard what's happening in Britain, I was amazed for them, because I just watched a documentary,' he said.

'I have heard a lot about it, but it's fascinating that there are so many different shows doing it.

'It's always fascinating to have a psychic, because it's something that you hear about in every school in the US, in every home.

'You know what I mean? Well, when they say - "What do they mean by that? They're talking about the television show, the psychic, she's doing it."

'You see, I really want to get this into a UK movie, so that when we do the documentary, when we're shooting, you'll see a bunch of people who have been with me since I was young.

'I know a lot of people who I am in contact with when this film comes out, and they're really enjoying being

Incomplete list of idiotic crimes: 1). 2). 3). · A man called "Macky" called his ex-girlfriend, "Miss Munch", while at a concert. · (the man's ex-girlfriend, Miss Munch, has since sued Macky for defamation). · 4). · 5). 6). 9). · · 9). . 11). 12). 13). · · 14). 15). · 15). 16). 17). · 18). 16). 19). 20). 21). 22). 23). 24). 25). 26). 27). 28). 29)). 30)). 31)). 32)). 33)). 34)). 35)). 36)). 37)). 38)). 39)).

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fuck this one killed me

Perfect for obits:

Tom Petty, American rock star beloved by millions for his authentic heartland rock and roll, died Monday, Oct. 2, at the age of 66.

His longtime manager Tony Dimitriades issued a statement Monday evening: Today, our friend-of-a-friend, guitarist/vocalist, and singer Phil Petruzzi died in a car crash at 45 miles per hour in the middle of the morning in Oklahoma. His death was unexpectedly sudden due to heart failure and he was surrounded by thousands of family and friends at his final resting place in Tulsa.

"In addition to being a true pioneer in all things rock'n'roll, Phil was an artist of unbridled creative expression, and a man of many gifts that, in so many ways, will always be treasured. Phil loved music and he loved performing. He inspired such music-making legends as Joe Satriani, David Crosby, Roger Daltrey, Johnny Cash, and so many others as Phil Petruzzi.

"Phil and his wife, Kim and their children are greatly missed. This is truly a moment on all of our hearts. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Kim and Phil as they deal with this incredible loss. While his body is still wrapped up in their hospital room, we have some good news to share."

Prince, the songwriter, singer, producer, one-man studio band and consummate showman, died on Thursday at his home, Paisley Park, in Chanhassen, Minn. He was 57.

His publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, confirmed his death but vernacularly quoted a statement that said he died of a heart attack and that "his passing brings us more joy than any sorrow."

His band, which includes Billy Preston, his former wife of 17 years, and the wife of some of his current family members, became known for big hits, including "Fuzzy Eye" (1964), "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1967) and "Tubal Lengthening Blues" (1970), though it was the group's breakthrough hit, "Hey Joe," that captured the public's attention. Their album, The Greatest Hits of Billy Preston, was released in January 1968 before it was taken down due to legal action by the artist.

“Tubal Lengthening Blues”!!!

In this screwball comedy, ersatz-disco pioneer DJ Kool Moe Dee (Gabe Quayle) is a young DJ who gets into a lot of trouble in his childhood when his father makes him wear a dress that resembles a woman's head to school, which he uses to entertain kids at school. Kool Moe Dee gets in a few fights in high school before his dad takes him to see a psychiatrist. This, combined with Kool Moe Dee's inability to get into shape and his inability to hold down a job, leads to him finding himself living at home. There Kool Moe Dee struggles with a hang gliding problem, which causes him to leave home for a few years and eventually lands a job at a record store where he can afford to live better. He is also involved with a lot of odd friends, like an alien who uses him as a host for her record shop's DJ session. Written by Kenneth Chisholm (kchis✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧)

If you prompt it with "screwball," it often gives you back something "ersatz." "Raunchy comedy" prompts were getting me a lot of "icky" and sometimes "iced tea."

Wikipedia intros seem to work better than anything else

Insane Clown Posse, often abbreviated as ICP, is an American hip hop duo composed of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos numbering in the "tens of thousands" and have taken part in the largest parade of children known for the "Juggalo Massacre"[2], taking place in front of the Las Vegas Strip, at a time when it was believed that thousands of children had been killed.

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There had been a growing trend of bands who claimed to be "Juggalos" in the past several years starting to release music. In 1998, Insane Clown Posse released the album "Insane Clown Posse: Born Free."[3] The group released the album under the ID Juggalo (which became Juggalomania to a lot of fans). In 1999,

half the time it seems to churn out news reports so i started it off with one:

Made in Chelsea's Spencer Matthews had to hide in a jeweller's shop vault as a moped-riding gang carried out a smash-and-grab.

Spencer, 25, said: "The young gang got drunk and began to walk around the pub while having sex - it seemed as if they were enjoying the ride.

"As far as we knew they were on a motorbike and there didn't seem to be any way out.

"Everyone in the pub took this man out of the pub.

"It went very quickly and police arrived in about 10 minutes.

"They pulled a girl from one of the windows at the back of the shop, but she didn't recognise the man who had come in.

"We couldn't get up the stairs because they were shouting on him."

I've tried it with politics but it keeps on being too sensible:

Signs of disagreement have emerged between France and Germany as EU leaders meet following elections that shifted the balance in parliament.

After Hollande's rejection against Merkel's idea of forming a new bloc under the EU's own rules, the French PM was expected to try to steer the negotiations toward an agreement. Merkel is more likely to keep France in the fold under a compromise position that does not include a strong French role in its own institutions, particularly in the fight against terrorism.

'He's a real pro-German': Francois Hollande's critics

The French President was expected to ask German chancellor Angela Merkel to take over from Germany as Europe's chief security and defence bloc after years of a deadlocked European Council on Wednesday, the EU's top official said, but no deal could be reached because Macron does not want to take up Germany's role.

Merkel could be forgiven for not believing that France, which has traditionally been more liberal, would change its position on the idea in such a fashion.

"I'm no different from any other French government that is worried that there is a risk that someone is going to lose their job in a matter of days," Merkel told a cabinet meeting held after an emergency session. "I am also deeply concerned... by the fact that we see only one more step.

"France's position remains firm and clear in the face of a new

This went somewhere unexpected:

MacKenzie Bezos, the ex-wife of Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, has promised to give half her fortune to charity.

Bezos will split her fortune with her two children, ages 16 and 17, who are from an unrelated relationship.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

According to the New York Times, which first reported the news, the gift includes $75m if donated from the Bezos family trust.

Bezos will also give part of the money - with $10m of her own inheritance - to the United Way.

She will give a further $10m to a social welfare organisation, and the remaining $10m to the Red Cross.

Amazon has long been known for its generous charitable giving.

In 2005, it had committed $35m in gift to charitable causes from its UK warehouse network within a three-month period in 2007 (pictured: the US distribution centre in Amazon's hometown of Seattle), to fund the first UK "Amazon Warehouse Day".

Amazon has also been the inspiration for several songs by the American band Blink-182, including "Selling Love", which describes the "Amazon Dream", in which the eponymous super-computing warehouse in Seattle provides cheap, high-speed data across Amazon's "tens of thousands

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended, and to those who may have felt disrespected," said the official, who did not want to be named. He did not elaborate on how the apology had changed.

The news media were quick to pander to the liberal audience and to accuse the president of bigotry.

At the liberal group Young America's Foundation, a group devoted to educating conservative millennials about conservatism, The Wall Street Journal's Steve Horowitz offered a "silly suggestion" that Trump be given a "big fat stack of cookies."

"Do you have a tip for Mr. President?" Horowitz asked in an interview. "It'd be good to add cookies to the top row of your stack." Horowitz proceeded to make the suggestion — even though all he needed were 10 cookies for the president to be delivered.

She will donate an equivalent of $1m to Save the Children, an anti-sodomite charity.

I went crazy feeding bits back into each other to make a story and then they needed a home: https://robolit.home.blog/2019/05/28/whats-to-eat/

It's so easy to lose 45 minutes clicking the same button with this thing.

Ooh, good work tt.

The one about James Bond and Skyler...

And thanks, emil.y! If anyone has any long ‘story-type’ ones, send them via the contact page if you want and I’ll post them.

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey, and today I want to say that they are not monkeys. They are not my kin. So I want to take a moment to try and explain that, but I won't try to prove it.

Here is someone who is a gorilla, and here is a chimpanzee, and here is a human, and so forth. And so why does this chimpanzee need me? What is his value to me? How do we know?

I want to give this question a second try.

"Let me try it again, with a chimpanzee. I will ask this chimpanzee: How do you know that I am my kin? Do you see that? Do you still remember that you were a monkey? And if he tells you, he is not talking about some kind of human and some good idea about what he is like. I, that I am a monkey, and this is how good you are, or how good he is, or how good you can and will be, have to say what is important. Do you see it, monkey? Does he see, this is an absolute truth.

How? He will tell you: "I see the fact that you have evolved. I see all that." And this is because if I did not recognize myself as a human, I could have forgotten every bit of

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

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That's a nice look. This little baby was born in a hospital bed with no mouth. And now, it looks like it could get a bit more than that. New technology lets doctors use electrodes to stimulate your penis to relieve some of the discomfort. Peter Hirsch of the American Academy of Pediatrics says this could lead to things like less fist-pumping or maybe even better penis shape. Reporter: This could also be a way to get people to pee more. It was just discovered in China, where men are using this technology to help them grow bigger. But some worry that it could lead to an explosion of penis growth among children. NPR's Linda DeJong joined us today from Hong Kong to talk more. LINDSAY DEJAONG, BYLINE: What about using this to get guys to pee more? You know, why would we have a penis with these electrodes? And then we're talking about babies that the parents don't know they've had. What happens when you use those little ones with electrodes? PHILIP: Well, they're doing a lot of stretching. And that's what I mean when I say they're stretching, and those are things that we've talked about, but the way you stretch it, you want it to

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First I'll tell you about the robbery my parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later. I'll tell you about some of the people who weren't involved, too, if someone who knew them feels comfortable talking to you." She hesitated, her face pale but she didn't deny it. "All right, you'll do," she said, looking back at me carefully, and I nodded. I glanced across the table and saw that there were more men watching and I could see that they were paying attention to me. "You can't get out of here," Shanna said, but there was a hint of embarrassment. "This is my daughter, I told you," I said. "I didn't tell you. Is she really?" I didn't want to ask about my mother's mother. Shanna had always been suspicious of people who were her age. When she turned 18 she discovered that her mother had been in jail, and when she asked her if she was a nurse I took her story at face value. She was pretty. I was told that she had been a child soldier in her mother's platoon. Shanna didn't have to do anything when she was an adolescent, and now, because of her mother's problems, that had become harder than ever. I felt bad

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