Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

I'd chew up a couple of oreos and use the resulting paste for my pizza crust.

Serve your homemade vegan pizza and let us know how it goes! And remember… I always make my own dough.

that's awesome

The recipe for a Tom Collins is simple—you don't need to add anything else. All you need is Tom Collins and water. (And of course your favorite ingredients—tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes!)

i am dying doing this, it's amazing

The one thing I could never admit to anyone is that I have never had an orgasm at 3 PM. It was like my body did nothing. I did, however, have a very good evening's sleep because I slept in the car. I'm in my 50's now and have an amazing job, so I didn't need to rush past 4 PM. It actually went well with the other weekend I worked a 10 hour night shift doing laundry, laundry, laundry. It felt like just yesterday I came.

When I went to college, I got a degree in anthropology. And my classes were boring too. I wanted it to be about animals and plants, but I didn't have any interest in animals. I also didn't like my class because I had to listen to the lectures that were only in English, not Japanese (I had to study the Japanese version of the lectures for a semester). Also most of my lectures were in Japanese and my English was horrible. When I got the chance to apply to Harvard Business School, I went for it, and went over and spent many days on campus studying for those tests. The job I want to get out of education is an associate professor!

The first time I went swimming was in August of last year, and the next time I went there, I had to fight off a swarm of ants. It didn't make me feel better about my swim.

"The next time I went was in October, and I feel bad. I feel bad because the ants ate part of my swimsuit.

"The last time I went was at a swimming event, and there were ants in the pool."

She said she had no experience swimming with ants when they come up to see it, nor with them around the pool.

Ms Coughlin also said she has noticed changes in the behaviour of the ants as the ants are less likely to stay in their usual haunts.

She said: "The ants seem to know where it is they are, they do not hang around in the same place all the time, and then when you're away for so long and things of that nature, it will get into the pool and it will eat what is there."

The issue at the start of August also led to Miss Coughlin becoming involved in street battles between residents and visitors on the streets.

The Muppet Movie is filled to the brim with fun moments, which we'll highlight in this list of 15 classic scenes that are definitely worth the watch.

1. BOB'S SHOOTING

In this scene, the Muppets appear at the top of the stairs on the Muppet-themed roof of the Muppets' Hollywood mansion.

As the Muppets look at the sky on the roof, Bob asks who he should make a new Muppet called, but it's not clear who wants to take Bob up on his offer. When he asks them who they would want him to make a new Muppet, he's told the wrong answer. At first, he tries calling out to the Muppets. So, he comes down the stairs with his gun drawn, aiming the gun at everyone in the house. As he tries to shoot everyone, the Muppets are able to block his shot. As the Muppets scream in fright, they run down towards Bob. He then shoots someone down below them and the people start falling down the stairs at him. At some point Bob has managed to take the shot he needs to kill everyone in the house.

The greatest film of all time is here—and its soundtrack is absolutely outstanding. "The Terminator" was directed by the late David Fincher, and while it is by no means a masterpiece, it deserves to be seen by all.

The soundtrack to "The Terminator" does not disappoint. "Guns (Don't Stop Believin), Money (And Sex)", and "Rocky, Baby" are fantastic. "Rocky" is truly a musical of the highest standard, and has all the elements of a great rock and roll song.

Another great track on "Rocky" is "I Wish I Was Back in the Day" by the legendary soul singer, Rufus Wainwright. The song's first section is very reminiscent of classic rock as its hook and refrain sound like a real Led Zeppelin's "I Wish You Were Here." Wainwright has been one of America's greatest vocalists and is one of her band's biggest hits, as is the backing band, Rufus's band. The music, lyrics, and arrangements are spot on, and the song can easily be mistaken for a classic rock classic. "Sawdust Waltz" is a perfect song to watch out for.

The first McDonalds that I had to work on at that time was one of these weird little plastic "Sausage Fries" that were a little thinner and made from plastic than the previous ones I'd worked on. I liked them because they didn't look like meat, but they tasted like fried shit in a shitty way. They were awful because they went on a long time after you'd pulled them out of the can. Then there was one that cost $1.50 and was made of plastic but was delicious, so I stuck it in my mouth for a week and ate it as quickly as I could in seconds . And they were tasty. I ended up quitting. I quit because the price per slice was so much higher than what I could afford and I wanted to avoid feeling guilty about it. The last of them was for $5.99, and my boss was like, "Why do you keep eating them?" And I was like "Well, we don't like them because they make us feel guilty about getting in to McDonald's and getting shitty fried food . That makes us feel bad." And the guy said, "Oh really? And when we say shitty, we mean shitty fried food!"

The best recipe for Belgian waffles is this one. Use your fork and spoon into a cake tin (or toaster cupboard). Bake for 25 minutes.

If your bread is overly moist, then add water a little and let it cool a touch. As you pour it out use a slotted spoon to slowly pour out the liquid (I use my left over pancake batter). Then cut into two pieces and place on top of butter-dipped chocolate waffles.

You'll also want to leave some room to cover the batter in some flour if you've been mixing it properly. Once you're happy, remove from the stove and let cool until it's just starting.

If I pull your finger for me with the palm of my hand ( for me, without touching), I will let it be so. I will let you be so in front of the gods ( for myself, without touching). I'm going to do that, my dear ones . I, too, will be free. I'll do that, my dear ones .
That's it. Please hold back the heartache for me. Please hold back the tears. Please hold my feet out of the way.
(This last thought is so important. Forgive me if I sound hollow. Please forgive me if I sound like a cry for help. Please forgive me for calling you pathetic.)
Oh, my dear ones, I love you just as much. I was just so glad to see you smile for me. And I couldn't forgive myself if I didn't smile for you

With apologies to Jordan Pet.... nah, fuck it:

Twelve rules for life:
1. Stand up straight with your shoulders straight.
2. You will find that your spine is more stable when you don't.
3. If you must stand from an upright position, stand upside down.
4. Don't sit in an extended position.
5. You are more at risk of falling from an elevated position because your hips and knees are bent.
6. You will find that the more vertical you move while standing, the longer you will live.
7. As you move up the stairs, your ankles will be bent, and that is not good for you.
8. Be careful of falling into cracks or crevices on the stairs.
9. Stand on your hands and knees.
10. You must be able to maintain equilibrium throughout your life as you are growing older.
12. If you have a serious injury you must be able to walk upright in no more than 25 minutes.
If you want to see how much of an impact I had on my body, here is my picture:
See the difference?

Aha! I was trying to get a list to generate before without success. Now I see how it's done.

The top 10 movies of all time are:
1. Air Bud, (1974) — The entire set can be seen in 30 seconds.
1. The Shining, (1980) — The entire set can be seen in just over 30 minutes.
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark, (1984) — If you look far enough into it, you start to see a huge room with plenty of little spaces in there for people to wander through. It takes all of a half hour to make something like that out of cardboard box.
4. A Clockwork Orange, (1971) — I've never seen a better way to end a scene than in a scene from A Clockwork Orange. The entire episode is like an hour worth of slow motion madness in real time.
5. Back to the Future, (1989) — The entire set can be seen in just over two and a half minutes.
6. Apocalypse Now (1979) — I've never seen anyone take a picture while they're working on film. But they all do this thing.
7. Psycho, (1960) — Here's a kid having sex in a warehouse! Like, seriously, dude, dude.[]

The best mixer for Fernet Branca is the Wojof, a very high-end mixer, which is great for adding some sweetness to your drink. It's made by a German company, with three kinds of ingredients (water, sugar, and maltodextrin), which also contribute to flavor. It costs $10 a bar, so make sure you grab one, if you can.

If you like cocktails that use more traditional ingredients like gin and rum, try this Manhattan, a drink from New York City that was invented by Ernest Hemingway. It's filled with the fruit juice of the gin you buy in the street, plus a dash of rye syrup with some ice. The result is another classic Manhattan.

should be The best mixer for Fernet Branca is

Top 10 albums of all time
1. Aerosmith - Aeroplanes
2. Blondie - Love It or List It
3. Aerosmith - All or Nothing / I Wanna Be A King
4. Aerosmith - All This Money / I Wanna Be A King
5. Aerosmith - All Those Heartbeats / I Wish You Would
6. Aerosmith - All Tomorrow's Parties / I Wanna Be A King
7. Aerosmith - All This Money / I Wanna Be A King
8. Aerosmith - All These Roads / I Wanna Be A King
9. Aerosmith - All This Money / I Wanna Be A King
10. Aerosmith - All these Roads / I Won't Give Up The Way I Am
In 2009, Aerosmith finished second-to-last place on Billboard's year-end " Album of the Year" for their All this Money LP, which included five Top 10 albums. They were ranked 3rd in terms of sales and 5th in terms of total audience for the album. The album reached #34 in the Billboard 200 and #34 on the Billboard Pop chart during the week

Uhhhhhh...

The top 10 most beautiful words are:
1. SpongeBob- "I love you too and I wanna eat you right away" (I love you!)
2. Marge- "It's amazing how quickly things change" (It's amazing how quickly things change!)
3. Mr. Krabs- The whole world is watching us; your parents won't believe you can actually eat me... and then you have no idea and then all the teachers come into the kitchen and say I love you all and you say oh I don't know what to tell you, and everything goes quiet and you say okay I love you too, because that's me? And then one day we all got all this stuff from the fridge, it's like I'm all grown up and everything, and then the night before I'm going, I'm looking for my food, you know, "I love you too boy... You're awesome" and then you come running out of there with your clothes on and you're like, "I love you too" And that's when I realized that being gay meant I should eat somebody. And you're the type or you eat a person, that's how it goes.

I kinda love this.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and clatter with the rumples of an earthenware hammer, and bade the harvesters do all manner of jollity while they smote the gold down.

And the harvesters did this for a wee while, and, when they were in the end satisfied that their joys and drowsy hours were over, they took the golden harvesters home with them, and with great joy that they were gone, and were very merry.

When they came out, and they could see more plainly the way ahead, then they looked on, and saw much fine work, and the slithy ta'men did all the ploughing. Yet thought ye not, that at this point my son was come to my house; and he told me this in the slithy ta'men's language,

'It is well that I be away from home tonight; the harvesters are here; they give me the best of good food; and I can bring them good news; the harvesters are gone from me'

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"Let the dust rise and make it the dust,
And bring the dust to the ground; and let it set its breath,
And turn the breath to dust; and let the dust rise again."
So I set my heart back, and returned, a stranger from a lonely land,
And left the sand, and went to the mountains and shrubbery with a new heart.
In the desert you can see them all, where there was an old desert, long ago,—
There were a thousand caves, where, long ago, men came to die:
The men in these caves, many dead, were like children,
They lived in caves, they lived with

lol, Old Lunch, we both decided to do poetry. I'm quite impressed by mine, I thought at first that it was directly copying a quote, but no, it seems to be completely generated by itself.

The essence of ilxor is izt, a very basic form which can be translated either as "wool" or "rubber." You can't go wrong with either choice. However, we are going to choose the latter, for a single reason: We want a pair of these!

The first ilxor is a pair that you can purchase in the main store of alchemy shop Bazaars, located in Varrock. You can also buy these in several other towns to complete several different kinds of items. It's important to remember that ilxor requires the item in question to be worn, as it will be sold for one more price when sold on. This means that if another player takes the ilxor and sells it off to someone else and you need another, you have to keep using that item. (This is a basic problem that all players have, and it causes problems for other players. While they aren't as well-off as us, it isn't always possible for other players to buy the item with no problems, so these problems can sometimes come down to supply in towns. We'd like to keep the ilxor as a one-time purchase, so it doesn't have that problem.)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took his hand, and he said,
'How dost thou think of this?'

At the moment the two travelers were standing together

The old woman spoke on a whisper,
'Thou wouldst never see me. I am a great lady in my own country,
And I know well thee where I was born,
To be a queen in my kingdom.'

Then the old woman threw herself down in the garden,
And cried out, 'I told thee my name was Alice;
If thou wilt not believe me, come and look it over again;'

The traveller smiled.

lol, this thing can be incredibly filthy.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

The sound of the raindrops of a window opens the door from which the moonlit raindrops fall. There's a strange glow on the ceiling.

The first thing you do is feel the cold, thin darkness. Inside the closet, you must make sure that the cold will protect you from rain or shine from the open window.

You get out your blanket (because the weather says to sleep naked in the cold).

Then you put on your rain-proof boots (because the weather says to wake up barefoot after an attack).

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive, but apparently had been the subject of a "cult" of followers.

In the film, we learn in flashback that the first time she heard the news, the young woman who died was a member of a cult called "The Order of the Dragon," founded in the early 1950's by George Lucas' father, director, and friend of his, George Lucas Sr. Lucas, wrote the screenplay and is credited on screen once with directing, and once with scoring. The film is set between 1965 and 1976, and begins with one year prior to the release of the first Star Wars movie, a short story by Stanley Kubrick starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Donald Pleasence, and Timothy Dalton; and continues in flashbacks to other times when the order met, with other prominent leaders like John Lasseter, John Madden, and John Williams.

The order's origins also tie into the story within the Star Wars franchise, with certain individuals leading this very different order than others. This is exemplified by Darth Vader, who claims that the name was "uninspired." However, some of the members he knew had ties to famous figures.

Oops, input ended after alive, output is everything after.

The top 10 greatest rock bands of all time:
1. Blue Oyster Cult
2. the Sex Pistols
3. The Byrds
4. The Doors
5. Queen
6. Joan Baez
7. The Black Keys
8. Led Zeppelin
9. Led Zeppelin II
10. Joan Baez
In conclusion, my Top 1000 albums, including all those from the decade before, are the following:
1. Black Sabbath
2. Pink Floyd
3. The Black Keys
4. Queens of the Stone Age
5. AC/DC – Black Hole Sun
6. Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
7. The Grateful Dead – Animals
8. The Rolling Stones – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
9. John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
10. Queen – Queen II
My best friend was a guitar player, so I'm in love with guitar playing. But also, I am a great lover of metal, metalcore and grunge. I've heard a lot of bands I might like, but I've been waiting for my own Metalhead to be able to stand on his own. Well

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately urn is mounted in the ceiling of the room, with an inscription engraved on it that translates to the ancient words "Kubla is dead and a god does not exist.
If a creature or creature god exists, the kubla will die."

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a human and
The things I know about life are so

It's why I'm never enough
I know why your mother died
In a rage every day you never even told me

We always talk about you when we're talking to each other
I know it's the secret to
The things we do
We always go to your funeral and you don't miss

So I'm going home, and if you want to help us
Oh, I wanna hang around. I'm gonna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Yeah oh yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Oh Yeah!

Oh, oh, ohh oh

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Hey

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound? Not necessarily. Is anyone around? No. Is it a beautiful tree? Yes. Is it big? Yes. Did I hear it fall? Yes. What kind of sound? Maybe it sounds like a tree falling off a cliff or something. In the case of the pine tree, the tree falls in the forest because people have moved or moved away from it. The other sound is the wind blowing. If the tree falls, it's a breeze, but if nobody watches it, then there's nothing there. In theory the forest has a lot of trees (it does!) but for a tree to actually die and wind up as a pypstomp or a sombrero, it had to fall near someone that had any kind of skill. But once you add the fact that there may still be more people around than people in the forest, no sound, even if it did make a tiny ripple and then die, means nothing.

Bell's Oberon
Bell's Oberon is a wheat ale fermented with Bell's signature house ale yeast, mixing a spicy hop character with mildly fruity aromas.

Dogfish Head SuperEight
A Sessionable Gose with fruits, quinoa and dried herbs

Dogfish Head SuperEight was created to explore the complex and often overlooked science behind the creation of gose. In this recipe, the ingredients range from fresh-squeezed strawberries and dried herbs to blackberry liqueur and herbal tea leaves, to create a gummy sweetness reminiscent of sweetened coffee.

The Lick The Lick: A Simple and Unpretentious Gose recipe

Created by one of the few chefs in Baltimore working in the craft beer field, the Licky is designed to give you the sense of being a little licked as the taste of lemon, sugar and cream mingles with sweet, dry grains.

The Licking
is an English beer brewed with milk, and served cold, with a hint of honey on the end!

Duck Duck and the Devil's Cake is our take on summer dessert and a gourmet gourmand

Holy shit... Piiiissssss!

Karen: I don't wanna go, I'm pregnant.

Chandra: Okay, I gotta go.

Karen: I'll be fine. It's my birthday. I'll be glad I had your birthday.

Chandra (from a few stories): I'm not sure I should feel so good about this but you have a birthday present for me.

Karen (to everyone): I have two babies. But this is a present so you should take advantage of it, okay?

Chandra: (laughing) Yes you should. We don't really get to say no to them.

Karen: So does that mean you're really going to marry me? (Chandra raises her head slowly.)

(After they are back at home)

Sandra: Oh my god, we're pregnant again, it feels like forever.

Chandra: (sarcastically) And then you come and find out that it was all a mistake?

Sandra: How does a mistake cost us four kids?

Chandra: (sarcastically) And the most important thing

It was love at first sight. The two men were standing next to each other in the middle of the square, facing each other in a circle, but he had already started to shake with joy. Just by thinking of her, he'd wanted to touch her all his life.

I had made this game just so I could let my parents know how much I enjoyed our games – and it was great to take home a present. Even though it wasn't anything like my dream project, the moment when I heard my parents scream out in terror that they could hear me playing the game in my own bedroom was priceless. That was the moment I realized our little boy has such a bright future. It showed me we were capable of playing a game together!

My girlfriend was surprised when a family member mentioned that we were playing the game together and was thrilled to hear she had been born into a loving family. She also seemed a bit surprised that she has the same birthday. I'm sure that if it were up to her, they'd give her twins but we are so confident that together, we will succeed in our dreams!

My daughter was very excited when she learned her mother made a new house for us in New York City.

The Muppets one kills me.

Were you one of the people in the house?

There are four Teletubbies, and their names are Rube Goldberg, Big Bird, and Charming. They're not much of a team -- not many of them have the ability for anything of great power or ingenuity or even charm. But Teletubbies have become one of the more popular characters in cartooning. They're just fun.

Meep!

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She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge, was a student, well intentioned, but for some reason the people loved her...until one day she was killed in a car crash in Greece. Now she is buried with her parents and brother in Italy and they can't go to church without having her face engraved on the wall.

And now with our Kickstarter, a project by our friend, Richard, a designer with an impressive portfolio in painting and sculpture, we will be able to do that...or make sure our artist and artist are well taken care of in the future.

It is also important to note that we are not an agency or any other type of PR firm. Our goal is to support artists and to help those who are struggling with mental health issues as well as those who are dealing with the issues of a lost loved one

There are many options for backers and those in the know of what to expect

So what do you get for the pledges?

There are 3 add on rewards, the $150 level is an extra copy of the game and the $250 level has a custom print of your artwork. The three add on levels contain 4 games.

And there are 3 digital art books

This one carried on for a while and stopped making sense, but I just like the immediate response:

“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven: “The Raven!”

I'm increasingly convinced that I'll ultimately die from laughing at something generated by a neural network.

The names of the four Beatles are "Chewey", "Crawford", "Crawford", "Crawford".

This is confirmed on the lyrics to his first songs, "Crawford and Me", which has a line that is not mentioned in the original Beatles lyrics: "I've been on the road quite a lot".

However, on the third version of "Love Me Do", recorded on October 8, 1969, McCartney said, "Hey! That's John and I've been on the road quite a lot" during the recording of "Crawford and Me". This can only have been the "first" version of "Crawford and Me".

The most likely location for his guitar is at the left-hand side of the left-hand side of the cover of the first issue of Esquire , which was published on August 16, 1970. Since the album of this issue was also released on October 8, 1969, McCartney probably chose to play this part of the gig, which is a lot easier than going "all blue".

On July 22, 1965, the day before the Beatles' fifth studio album was released, an episode of The Great British Bake Off featured another version

Holy shit.

I actually can't stop laughing at that one. Fuck.

sucked when after crawford died, crawford switched some of the song credits to crawford/crawford

if AI is smart enough to know Blue Oyster Cult is the best band ever it's ready to rule

why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer has led to the kind of discussion that the city officials were hoping to avoid.

On a recent Sunday morning, some residents of the East Side neighborhood of Bedford were standing around the corner from the intersection of Bay and North avenues. A group of them had made their way to the intersection and asked why the chicken cross the road. It seemed to all of them that it had been there a while. A couple of them said it was late at night; a handful said it had been there on a Sunday afternoon.

A local mother called the cops, and a man pulled up about five minutes later and was arrested. But the cops were unable to find the chicken. In the meantime, the man — who looked a lot like the chicken — went ahead with a plan that would have ended in mayhem. He would have jumped to his death from another apartment building in the East Village, then ran into the street.

wait for the end

Knock Knock
Who's there? Who is the person who knocks?
Knock knock
Who is that person?
Someone knocked out my window, knocking against my house while I was walking my puppy outside. I felt sick to my stomach, thinking how stupid I had looked. I think I told someone about this before, but I'm not sure. He did say in the police report "He knew I was there, but he took it as funny when he didn't see why I was there." What did he mean by this? I did hear him call himself in to say if I was there I was out of town, but he never said anything about that. Also, I know he lived at the address I described in the paper, but I'm not sure, too scared to tell anyone. Could not figure out anything else. I'm really scared of getting arrested. I have no idea what to do. What should I do? Don't even bother contacting the cops. It was not like any of my neighbors have heard about him in the past.
Is there anyone else I can't talk to?
Yes! In our apartment, some random guy named "Mr. Smalls" was on the couch doing this horrible act.

Hey hey we're the Monkees
And people say we sound like the Monkees because we're good, we're fun, we're energetic, we're kind of a thing...
Oh shit, it's OK to love us but we're not good
We don't feel special, all the people we're singing to and the songs we're playing are what we're good at
I wish I had time to meet a girl in my heart who was good at music, but I'm not sure
We're all good at this, it's what we do, we all do it... we say, "This is awesome, we'll be good" and then we're not

A rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar. The penguin wanted a cigarette and the rabbi offered one. "Now, if you keep your mouth shut, you'll get something," said the rabbi. The penguin nodded.
"You'll get nothing, right here," said the rabbi. "I'll take the cigarette and you'll get nothing." The rabbi walked away.
"I feel like they're fighting over something," added one other customer. "My mother died four years ago."
The Jews, who never smoked in public, were very excited to see the penguin, and the rabbis did not seem to think too clearly about the effect it might have on others.
The rabbi was given a bottle of beer. The penguin had nothing to drink on his own.
The Rabbi spoke for the Rabbinical Council by saying: "Now, if you keep your mouth shut, you'll get something. I swear he ain't come from another planet, he's not from another planet."
"They got my beer!" yelled a bartender across the table.
The rabbi looked at the penguin.

I kinda like this one.

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is something wrong here?"

The man asks: Why?

"We're a non-religious congregation."

The priest replies: "So how about we say a mass as Christians did a century ago?"

And so the barman begins to pray.