Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7UZPDxWsAEUFeB.jpg

apparently Galloway and Bannon have got real chemistry in the Blues Brothers remake.

Oh jesus

You sure that's not Van Morrison?

at Big Weekend Stormzy just got around the live swearing issue in Vossi Bop by stepping back and letting the crowd sing the "fuck Boris" line

they appointed simon armitage too hastily didn't they

Love how this cunt has been so relentlessly rationed:

Come on, Twitter, grow up. May is childless and an orphan, and has the whole country ridiculing her as a failure or actively spewing bile at her. She's now going to be an extremely lonely person in horrid conditions. Have a heart.

— Eylon Levy (@EylonALevy) May 24, 2019

This is my fave though:

Me improvising to Theresa May’s resignation speech pic.twitter.com/LdXqO9QSqx

— Kelsey Ellison ⚡️at MCM COMIC CON LONDON (@KelseyEllison) May 24, 2019

Makes your blood boil:

I was an immig lawyer during the entire time @theresa_may was Home Secretary. Here are a random selection of tears:-

Radiographer. Resident for 6 ys. Wife & 5 kids (all at school here 6 ys). Refused settlement for £70 traffic fine. It meant they all had to leave the UK.
1/7

— Barbara Muldoon (@MuldoonBarbara) May 24, 2019

Seriously would urinate a nice stripe down May's grave (after mysterious ice spear of urine death lol).

Can't really blame Rory Stewart for not recognising Simon Hedges as a comedy account due to him never being under any circumstances funny.

you are wrong and you are a grotesquely ugly freak.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Josie Long did a good appreciation of Hedges where she talked about the feeling of seeing the stupidest tweet, noticing one person you follow liked it, and how it's always Hedges. I admire the determination to keep in character.

Yeah Hedges isn't often that funny in his tweets (again that tweet wasn't meant to be funny, only became so because Stewart retweeted - it's what happens when someone who doesn't know about online wants to now navigate and use it cynically for his own ends) but it's his likes and actually if you look at his follow list it's a fucking hilarious collection of people/orgs.

I saw someone was doing T-shirts of the classic Hedges follow, and I have to admire that sort of incredibly niche targeting

Yes and to add to what comrade alphabet says, there’s a lot of effort gone into to interacting with the kind of accounts and brands etc that he would like if he was real. He got blocked by Hugo Rifkind by tagging him into some banal beer banter, and that was funnier than the actual tweet about him.

not being funny is my comedy - so he often makes me laugh.

Funnier than Josie Long, but who isn't?

Well I hope this has been educational for Andrew. A lot to take in here.

Hedges is funny

It’s straightforward parody, very well done, of a quite specific type of poster

it's what happens when someone who doesn't know about online wants to now navigate and use it cynically for his own ends

Wait hold on, it's not Rory Stewart that's being cynical in this exchange!

What planet do you live on

Rory Stewart doesn't know the meaning of the word.

Come on he knows his way around Latin!

Cynicism is an infinitely more accurate description of careerist bellends like Stewart than an open-hearted liberal like Hedges who merely wants to add to the gaiety of the internet

britain in like 4 months pic.twitter.com/oUVpEY9fAC

— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) May 24, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/25/tom-watson-labour-must-back-second-brexit-referendum

how many times have i read this exact same article? it's unreal!!

One member I met in Bristol broke down in tears as he told me that after 44 years of voting Labour he was going to vote Lib Dem for the first time.

You voted for Blair and Brown, voting Lib Dem must've been a doddle

Observer editors just mad they couldn't do it as a main headline because the government is on the brink. xp lol

When do the EU election results come out tomorrow?

I've been wondering that. On Friday morning I checked various news sites and you'd think there hasn't been an election there was literally nothing about it. I know turn out was low, I voted at about 9pm and I was the only name crossed out on my street

Tomorrow night.

that is why there was no exit poll on friday, we have to wait for Farage siegesparade after they've finished voting and counting in the EU.

uk press has explicitly stated in places that legally ye can't have coverage until sunday night when polls close in idk latvia or whatever.

which is incorrect-theres only aiui a ban on reporting results not eg exit polls- but if thats what they have agreed with ur govt then thats what theyve agreed i guess

UK govt in uncontested agreement with EU shocker.

wouldn't there be a risk that reports that UK main parties having their arse handed to them by Farage in the exit polls could be useful hoopla for EU fash-bloc, in countries where they are still voting?

if thats the angle then thats the angle, all i know is ive seen it written in uk press that they cant legally publish info or reportage until day x which isnt true

do we reckon there’s another labour leadership challenge incoming this summer ?

Nah, not while the Chukwallas are building so much momentum

Corbz has become a septuagenarian today, so obv he is too old. Even though he will probably end up outliving Wes Streeting.

lol?

Has Tom Watson got ANY ideas of his own? Or does Alastair Campbell write all his articles? pic.twitter.com/9exV1nqAo7

— EL4C💥 (@EL4JC) May 26, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/26/heidi-allen-says-change-uk-could-merge-with-liberal-democrats

good stuff

lol! after all the hubris of "new way of doing politics" the whole shebang turns out to be a discarded week old sandwich next to a moldering white dog shit.

This says it'll be after 11 before the first results

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/may/26/european-elections-2019-results-eu-election-parliament-brexit-party-farage-tories-may-live?page=with:block-5ceae5cd8f08ad67f1a81869#block-5ceae5cd8f08ad67f1a81869

(That URL!)

so there weren't any exit polls or am I missing something?

Gosh Tory source saying looks like party about to lose all MEPs apart from maybe one in south east tonight in #EuropeanElection2019 . Almost total wipe out. 😮

— Anushka Asthana (@AnushkaAsthana) May 26, 2019

Le Pen projected winner is a real fucking downer

She gets what her party always gets: about a quarter, no more. No worries.

saw a breakdown as

hard brexit 25
soft brexit 23/5
remain 23/5