Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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You puzzled me for 11 seconds there...

Vedi, vici, veni.

Homes Under The Hammer went to BBC2 this morning, Daily Mail.

You puzzled me for 11 seconds there...

shamed for premature posting :(

Don't see the Brexit party getting as many candidates to field in a GE as UKIP did before the referendum when it was a vaguer prospect, plus considering they're trying to distance from both the likes of Batten and Yaxo (who I thought was running in the euros as ukip not independent tho).

lol cable

Cable getting laid... well put out to pasture.

Will never forget the earthshaking LibDem surge of local elections '19. And classic Viz cartoon about old buffoon who needs a shit.

Back to milkshaking:

https://www.irishpost.com/news/brexit-party-army-veteran-81-milkshake-row-acquitted-attempted-murder-shooting-civilian-northern-ireland-1974-167292

Happy birthday mark s! Meant to say when it came up earlier but got swept up in all today's exciting Vince cable news

tt just confirmed that literally everyone at her place of work voted green. reckon they might have a second london seat

Where does she work, Costa?

no, she's doing pretty well out of it

That’s good! (I was making a joke about sample size)

enjoyed seeing that picture of may crying when i woke up. basically inject it in to my veins. but feel pretty joyless about the end of her premiership and what lies ahead.

it was a bit of a joke-jam tbh xp

Oh yeah I get it now

my birthday is on resignation day (even if she decides not to resign lol)

Oh yeah I get it now

This, by @stephenkb, is about all I think about May's exit (and why I don't have any sympathy for her) pic.twitter.com/yWwSUhus7f

— Xavier Greenwood (@XAMGreenwood) May 24, 2019

As much as I agree with criticising Theresa May, mocking her for crying is something I won't do, and I don't think you should either. It's important that we don't lose our own humanity when we something something hahahaha fuck off.

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) May 24, 2019

I don't approve of the way the alien ripped the crew of the Nostromo to shreds but the heartrending squeals as it was ejected from the airlock were genuinely moving

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) May 24, 2019

Here's my thoughts on Theresa May's resignation. pic.twitter.com/PLq1uuusVF

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) May 24, 2019

so he doesn't just pump iron these days:p

jfc

I'm repetitious on this, but fucking "honourable in her intentions" about May should only be used with the rejoinder: to increase child poverty, or kill disabled people, by members of the Labour Party - who are supposed to be opposed to this type of thing.

Hard to acknowledge somebody increasing child poverty when you've spent decades claiming to have eradicated it

into my veins

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we love to see it don’t we folks

we looooooove it

Let posterity note that baggymp celebrated the downfall of Theresa May by listening to Gangsta's Paradise, Bring Da Ruckus by the Wu-Tang and four tracks off the new Tyler The Creator album.

Consequences of Anabolic Steroid Misuse:

Psychiatric effects
•aggression
•mania
•delusions
•blasting out Tyler The Creator albums and grunting "Are you looking at me" in the mirror.

xp ty for your service to this thread

I also note he has a Spotify account under this name with a number of interesting playlists (incl an election one!)

(xp) Electile dysfunction.

Thank you https://t.co/UaiseKqnWQ

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) May 25, 2019

Scenes.

claim staked for the sensible centre

tory party kremlinologists watching carefully to see who gets the oliver laughdury #FBPE #ABTV #TBEU #AKFNLW #Peopl endorsement

enjoyed jon lansman calling bojo a "dodgy piece of shit"

This video deserves the widest possible audience. It makes it crystal clear to any viewer that this man is an incompetent, arrogant, lazy, nasty, dodgy piece of shit, not fit to be PM & I’m being politer than he deserves https://t.co/pIuvZF3gN5

— Jon Lansman (@jonlansman) May 24, 2019

PM has become so dull with Evan Davis I've stopped listening to it. BBC should have given Mair a payrise or whatever contract he wanted to stay there, the fucking idiots.

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apparently Galloway and Bannon have got real chemistry in the Blues Brothers remake.

Oh jesus

You sure that's not Van Morrison?

at Big Weekend Stormzy just got around the live swearing issue in Vossi Bop by stepping back and letting the crowd sing the "fuck Boris" line

they appointed simon armitage too hastily didn't they

Love how this cunt has been so relentlessly rationed:

Come on, Twitter, grow up. May is childless and an orphan, and has the whole country ridiculing her as a failure or actively spewing bile at her. She's now going to be an extremely lonely person in horrid conditions. Have a heart.

— Eylon Levy (@EylonALevy) May 24, 2019

This is my fave though:

Me improvising to Theresa May’s resignation speech pic.twitter.com/LdXqO9QSqx

— Kelsey Ellison ⚡️at MCM COMIC CON LONDON (@KelseyEllison) May 24, 2019

Makes your blood boil:

I was an immig lawyer during the entire time @theresa_may was Home Secretary. Here are a random selection of tears:-

Radiographer. Resident for 6 ys. Wife & 5 kids (all at school here 6 ys). Refused settlement for £70 traffic fine. It meant they all had to leave the UK.
1/7

— Barbara Muldoon (@MuldoonBarbara) May 24, 2019

Seriously would urinate a nice stripe down May's grave (after mysterious ice spear of urine death lol).

Can't really blame Rory Stewart for not recognising Simon Hedges as a comedy account due to him never being under any circumstances funny.