adults acting like 11 year olds freaks me out
― ^defense is impregnable (will), Friday, 12 June 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
Are you sure Sarah and Susan Smith aren't actually in love? (Coincidentally, I had an...um...romantic dream about some fictional girl named Sarah last night. Weird.)
Yeah, they're both young straight Christian girls from small towns in the mid-West. Innocent as can be, which only makes the postings odder.
― Cunga, Friday, 12 June 2009 17:31 (seventeen years ago)
and hotter!
― ^defense is impregnable (will), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)
(sorry)
It's a love that dare not speak its nameexpress itself outside of status updates.
― Cunga, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
oh no i'm with will on this one
― Maria, Friday, 12 June 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
Why do some people make you send emails like this? This dude writes me out of nowhere, is not identified by the name I know him by, does not identify himself, I have no idea who he is, and he asks me to help him set up a proxy server to Iran? Even if I knew who he was at first, that's just an insane thing to ask. Like I couldn't possibly have anything better to do.
I think you misunderstand me somewhat. When I say that I don't know how to set up and host a proxy server for Iran, what I mostly mean is that I don't care. Please do not ask me to do time-consuming things before I even know who you are. And after that, please continue not to do it.
― all art is propaganda (kenan), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, if I had the skills and the inclination, I'd volunteer.
― all art is propaganda (kenan), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
The 'friend suggestions' box just came up with jaymc! I didn't even know his real name until now. No friends in common.
WTF?
― ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 07:06 (seventeen years ago)
Okay, is this creepy, annoying, or perfectly acceptable - I'm pretty ambivalent about this:
So this guy I knew about 4-5 years ago, and haven't really spoken to since about that time is my friend on FB. He's constantly inviting me to join causes - probably me and everyone else on his friends list. I know he also trawls friends' friends lists and will invariably invite them to join a bajillion causes. The other day, he calls me at 4:30am. I didn't answer the phone, but he left a message. He must have gotten my phone number from my facebook info, as I've never given it to him, and he was getting kinda batshit when I last saw him, to the point that I didn't want to deal.
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 08:20 (seventeen years ago)
ok the phone call is over and above. for the other stuff, some people just blanket-send everything they get to all of their friends. it's annoying but you can set to ignore that person or delete them.
― [email protected] (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I'm pretty sure you can file a 4.30am phone call from someone like that under 'not OK'
― Real Men Play On Words (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
...and people ask me why I don't have a Facebook. This is the kind of thing I can really live without, even if it means missing the occasional secret BTWS gig over it.
― Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
you don't have to put your phone number on your facebook.
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
The 'friend suggestions' box just came up with jaymc! I didn't even know his real name until now.
If you didn't know my real name, how did you know it was me?
― great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe you have a picture in your Facebook profile?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:53 (seventeen years ago)
Ha, I don't know why that didn't occur to me, but yes of course.
― great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:55 (seventeen years ago)
either add just any old body or spill your guts and contact info on facebook, but don't do both.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 13:00 (seventeen years ago)
i would probably not do either.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
My phone number is (501) 433-1037. Call me for an ass-kicking.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
Elmo argonaut just popped up on my "suggested friends" banner. Still can't used to the fact that you people have actual real names and the like.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)
which one of yous is J4mi3 H4rl3y btw? i know it's an ilxor but sorry, i hv no idea who you are. it's prob someone obvs, right?
― Roz, Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
lol i got a phone call from a stranger last night who got my # off facebook
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
a bunch of ilxors have been popping up in my people you may know section - jordan most frequently, also stevem, lex, nicole k3ssl3r (is she even still on ilx?)...wtf.
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Sunday, 5 July 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)
Good q. I got a friend request from JH, too, and I don't even know who s/he is.
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Sunday, 5 July 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
I just looked up that name, and our one mutual friend is a musician acquaintance who lives in NYC, not an ILXor.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 5 July 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
amazing lolz altho shd have been called 'failbook': http://www.lamebook.com/
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wtf13.jpghttp://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/soundofsettling.jpghttp://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/empire.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gross.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
don't know if ILX will resize this but
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/krazyasskali.jpg
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
thought so
^^^yeah, that one. That one.
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
anyone else have friends who's only contribution to fb is to update their status every other day with "roll on 6 o'clock" or "roll on friday ;)"
fuck me i have some dull friends.
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)
I have a friend whose status updates consist almost entirely of going to starbucks.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
I never take those stupid quizzes, but I'm going to start doing them in only Czech, Polish, Slavic, or any other Eastern European language. The results should be more amusing.
― kingfish, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/
was this posted here before?
― enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
I had no idea that Facebook-mocking sites were a thing, definitely bookmarking them
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/andrew.jpg
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit, top drawer zing at the end there. standing ovation moment.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Can't remember if this has been posted or not:http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/penit.jpg
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.adarkervision.com/images/movies/pans_labyrinth/talk_to_the_hand.jpg
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
wow i didn't know chaki's real name was Ryan.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)
xpost damn you
penit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
okay, the always posting about starbucks friend has become always posting about her kid's baseball games friend.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
Oh god that STFUmarrieds site is hurkworthy.
― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/HamsterLady?ref=pymk
Huh?
― Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)
my grandpa is on fb now. he is almost 90.
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/91/56/6002376656754_1_73c57012.jpg
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)