Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

I do envy his self-aggrandizing zeal on some twisted level.

The pure bliss of the doubtless.

if he'd actually experienced some major setbacks and struggles in his life then maybe he could try an autobiography then?

You're not willing to use your Saturday to come into the Job Centre to look for work? I'm afraid that's a sanction. https://t.co/pfxIZujLhI

— Greggs Truther (@invisibleste) May 19, 2019

nice to see cuddly liberal Amber Rudd making up for her hostile environment "nightmare" by making Universal Credit even more of a fucking nightmare.

getting the band back together

...and delighted to have the chance to see some old friends too @George_Osborne @nick_clegg pic.twitter.com/oI3I0VBgs3

— Danny Alexander (@dannyalexander) May 20, 2019

Sir Danny Alexander. This country.

it's the 8 cookers crew!

faint mulligan and o’hare vibes from that photo

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l2skVCP6QVM/hqdefault.jpg

voobs

Clegg looks like he's benefiting from all that Californian sunshine mountains of fucking wedge!

Nigel Farage spouting shite 10 metres in front of a milkshake shop is tempting fate slightly pic.twitter.com/LQNiH4A2GH

— 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 (@walkerdanny) May 20, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7Ak9v4XsAA36uv.jpg

milkshook

my milkshake brings all the fash to the yard

The Milky Walk of Shame

Chaotic scenes in Newcastle city centre as Nigel Farage hit by a milkshake. He’s been whisked away by his security. This is the aftermath. pic.twitter.com/qxz8yay492

— Sean Seddon (@seddonnews) May 20, 2019

The cackling is A++.

This may not affect the votes either way, but this is a good way to say people aren't prepared to put up with vermin walking around full stop.

Looking forward to the government's Milkshakes and Dairy-Based Projectiles Act 2020

whisked away

no

wait, what?

Exciting to see that CHUK-TIG have their second policy! pic.twitter.com/4K6AYrgOvw

— Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) May 20, 2019

still doing some kind of bad, unfunny meta-comedy I see.

guaranteed vote-winner, great work everyone

also, enjoying the recent spate of milkshake news but noticing some handwringing in the replies

what, I wonder, is the Venn diagram of people keen to paint Thomas Mair as definitely a lone unstable person whose political views were entirely irrelevant vs people now all typing "oh, a milkshake, look how the left/Remoaners resort to violence! where will it end?"

Thomas Mair who was pictured at a very small but visibly Britain First demo in Dewsbury town centre, months before murdering Jo Cox wasn't affiliated with any of yack Yacks friends at all, no. Throwing milk at fash is feelgood and funny as fuck. I don't think think anyone who thinks NF is a bell-end is going become sympathetically predisposed towards cos of VIOLENT MILK ATTACK in the streets.

a perfect circle?

xpost

I don't think ppl who don't really think much about NF are going to become sympathetically predisposed towards him cos of spilt milk. It just makes look like a disheveled loser.

What I meant to say was it will only engender farage sympathy among his base, who are bunch of cunts anyway.

Also connects him with Herr von Yaxlich, tars him with the same, er, milkshake.

McVey's 'Blue Collar Conservatism' seems to be about law and order, slashing the overseas aid budget and No-Deal Brexit - no sweat. Probably more honest than Amber Rudd's One Nation posturing tbf.

If dead people could carry on voting for a decade, she might make this work.

Posthumous voting, now there's an idea. If that gets brought in you could pre-register your voting intentions unto eternity, thus helping to keep culture stagnant far beyond your demise.

Don't give them ideas

Aren't there meant to be a million dead BREXIT voters? People that have died in the meantime?

Farage has 'refused' to get off his bus in Wakefield today after this morning's milkshake incident in Newcastle.

He told reporters he was staying on board as "I would be mobbed within 30 seconds". pic.twitter.com/pms2Zo5QhE

— Susie Beever (@SusieMayJourno) May 20, 2019

Nice.

loto gets thumped by guy holding egg: *crickets and actual jokes at his expense*

farage gets splatooned: OMG SIR THIS IS BAD FOR OUR DEMOCRACY YOU MUST DEFEAT FASCISTS AT THE POLLING BOOTH

Crying over spilt milkshakes.

Farage saying the referendum had been won and “not a single shot fired”, or saying he’d take up a rifle if Brexit wasn’t delivered - enough to keep him on the BBC & getting free publicity for existing.

Some chucks a delicious drink at him: an absolute outrage and very real slippery slope

It's possible I'm in an echo chamber but it's been mostly filled with the sound of people pissing themselves laughing.

Tony Blair’s not having it

Borad lawyers, can he actually press charges American style or is that a decision that can only be made by the CPS?

Obviously if it’s a private prosecution, hope the judge awards a quid’s damages or dry-cleaning costs to Farage and £5.50 to the dude to replace the thrown shake.

Soubz not having it either, if you wanted further evidence that this is a good not bad phenomena.

I'd like to throw a £5 doner his way.

Anna Soubry would be well pleased if someone threw a kegger cup full of G&T at her face.

streetings not having it. nor is lineker. I’m sure QC twitter have shat the bed too

If all these peeps aren't having it we might yet get a Spiked "milkshakes are good actually" piece

Straight out the Trump playbook. Farage is doing to C4 News what Trump does to CNN. The point is to undermine truth itself, make people believe nothing & go with instinct. And everyone’s in a tis about a milkshake. https://t.co/ge9JptOh8H

— Tom Kibasi (@TomKibasi) May 20, 2019

otm. see also: farage’s performance on BBC recently which was a masterclass in getting your message across, setting his party up as insurgents against the establishment elite all while liberal twitter crows about him getting owned

Not while the possibility of Claire Fox being milkshaked exists, an attack on one member of the mind-meld is an attack on all members. (xp)

Claire Fox thinks milkshakes are a challenge to the vegan hegemony

I think we’ve had a frozen coke or two dumped over the fash in Australia which makes for a good vegan option. Although better to get one of the off brand ones for ethical reasons or frozen pink or green Fanta for visual effect.

warm lucozade obv would cure him of everything so not that

Alright, so is the Farage amiable bloke mask slipping? Or is it a new persona? For such a calculated person it seems unlikely that he'd let the mask slip, so what gives?