shit or get off the pot time

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i mean, given a choice between voting for chamberlain and some bohemian corporal my vote would also be self-evident

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:42 (seven years ago)

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:43 (seven years ago)

would a Pythagorean triangle with energised left² + energised right² divided by something something work?

calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:52 (seven years ago)

this thread/poll make no sense

flopson, Sunday, 19 May 2019 09:52 (seven years ago)

what, *thats* a measure now?

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2019 10:03 (seven years ago)

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

― deemsthelarker (darraghmac)

yes indeed, hail satan

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:17 (seven years ago)

'choices' like this are why I vote in NY

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:32 (seven years ago)

even tho I will have zero savings by the time the election arrives

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:33 (seven years ago)

basically US prez elections are well on their way to Zombie Stalin v Zombie Hitler

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

less concerned about zombie candidates and more concerned w zombie voters tbh

/trenchant

the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2019 17:42 (seven years ago)

Shit or get zombie pol pot

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Sunday, 19 May 2019 18:05 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 31 May 2019 00:01 (seven years ago)

I have been on the pot this whole time so hoping to get resolution soon

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 May 2019 00:04 (seven years ago)

glusa

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 31 May 2019 04:55 (seven years ago)

karl pondering the final lactulose solution

calzino, Friday, 31 May 2019 06:42 (seven years ago)

because while a biden victory will merely make the libs and dems feel good, surely a trump victory will energize the international left!

― the late great,

I realize tongue in cheek post, and i dont think anything like this for 2020. Could make a cogent argument that longer term, M4A has become more likely due to Trumps presidency, and would be dead in the water if Hillary had got in.

But if the result of the energized and galvanized left is people backing Joe fucking Biden out of pure defensive fear, then this theory can shuffle off in shame, and take M4A with it

anvil, Friday, 31 May 2019 07:53 (seven years ago)

that said, I voted Trump. I like a winner, and Biden won't win against Trump. Not convinced the cloak of 'electoral invincibility' can last the primaries

anvil, Friday, 31 May 2019 08:00 (seven years ago)

I'll vote for any democratic candidate but Biden's a joke

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 31 May 2019 11:44 (seven years ago)

Biden's a Jeb!

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 31 May 2019 12:25 (seven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:01 (seven years ago)

ok what have we learned

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:40 (seven years ago)

Joe Biden will defeat Donald Trump in 2020, 39 to 10

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:52 (seven years ago)

there are ten asshole trolls on ilx

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:03 (seven years ago)

This was a binding vote and those ten votes will be counted

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:05 (seven years ago)

51 people decided not to vote. there are 100 of us

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:21 (seven years ago)

this means that anarchy once again rules for the next 100 years *guitar solo*

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:22 (seven years ago)

km as always i thank u for yr valuable analyses

ok what next. thinkin biden vs clinton but what would that tell us?

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 02:10 (seven years ago)

biden vs clinton lacks both story arc and box office appeal. maybe further down the card but not a main event match up, try boris vs farage?

anvil, Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:16 (seven years ago)

i meant bill

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 08:32 (seven years ago)

Can we do Andrew Jackson vs Trump?

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

whats the movement against jackson looking like on twitter

godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:05 (seven years ago)

hes cancelled

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:06 (seven years ago)

Another distant member of the Irish diaspora iirc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:07 (seven years ago)

correct:
Jackson's father was born in Carrickfergus, County Antrim, in current-day Northern Ireland, around 1738.[5] Jackson's parents lived in the village of Boneybefore, also in County Antrim. His paternal family line originated in Killingswold Grove, Yorkshire, England.[6]

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:10 (seven years ago)

jackson seems to be the only thing that ever happened to boneybefore (including napoleon)

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)

A+ place name.

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:13 (seven years ago)

dont make me tap the pot little lady

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:41 (seven years ago)

joe biden sucks ass

flopson, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:06 (seven years ago)

did u vote?

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 06:50 (seven years ago)

Thread feels like the product of extreme sleep deprivation tbh

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:00 (seven years ago)

extreme interest deprivation

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:06 (seven years ago)

That’s natural

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:30 (seven years ago)

4:35 a.m. and then maybe again a little closer to 9.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)

.@JoeBiden in Ottumwa, Iowa: "I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America — we're going to cure cancer."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 11, 2019

flopson, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:21 (seven years ago)

ok biden is good now.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:27 (seven years ago)

which one of them is shit and which one is get off the pot?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:51 (seven years ago)

finding which is which is simply a process of elimination

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:53 (seven years ago)

you can both shit and get off the pot if you just shit your pants.

☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:49 (seven years ago)

Here is Biden’s answer when I asked why he’s so confident that the Republicans who blocked the Obama-Biden agenda wouldn’t just block the Biden agenda if he beat Trump. pic.twitter.com/QKsRy3XdL3

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 11, 2019

flopson, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 15:14 (seven years ago)

Aside from, well, a saucepan/pot, it can also mean: a) a scandal (usually political), b) someone who sings out of tune, c) a snitch (this one's mostly obsolete tho).

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:02 (six years ago)

one month passes...

deems called it

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:34 (six years ago)

called caused it!

calzino, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:38 (six years ago)

all over bar the shouting but most ppl only like the shouting

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 10:40 (six years ago)

there is nothing but the shouting

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:34 (six years ago)

I will never raise my voice

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:42 (six years ago)

when they go low we say pardon

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:50 (six years ago)

a bad part if me is quite curious as to what would happen if trump wins, goes into full-blown shit-the-bed dementia, but the gop are too scared of his fan club to remove him and everyone has to pretend his even worse rambling word salad makes any sort of sense.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:54 (six years ago)

when they go low we say pardon

― nashwan,

assist, and goal

anvil, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:58 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

bump

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:28 (six years ago)

Plop

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:30 (six years ago)

Fucked up how every single ilxor voted for Donald j trump in the us presidential election last month, November 2020

Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:37 (six years ago)

I believe the results above are indicative gl usa

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:33 (six years ago)

Just keep shitting.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:23 (six years ago)

voted for Rona

a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (six years ago)

If 10 ilxors are going for Trump..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:34 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Fess up, who are the ten apostles?

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

probably the accelerationists from that poll

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

trump polling at over 20% on ilx

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

gl usa

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:19 (five years ago)


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