Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

*watches the world burn* but I still can go to Cannes and write my shitty reactions for libs to gloss over every year so its not so bad.

Every year the gang troops off to watch low-key humanistic dramas about underpaid schoolteachers in Romania. In *Cannes*. In *Cannes*. An absolute fucking mecca of vulgar inequality.

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) May 18, 2019

makes me think of this I read earlier.

Bradshaw should have worked that point into his Detective Pikachu review instead, there's a real similarity between him and a LibDem 'Bollocks to Brexit' poster.

Sadly the classic Viz strip 'Benny Elton', in which Jim Davidson comes round for dinner and he has to hide Lenny Henry in a cupboard rather than be seen to be having tea with a black leftie, isn't on the internet. So I'll have to write something about the tedious bewilderment of the formerly right-on instead.

Bradshaw has given 5 stars to erm.. in my memory without cheating Dunkirk, latest Marvel movie, Gaspar Noe's Enter The Void. With a thorough g/s I could come up with many more damning examples of his lack of integrity and taste - but fuck wasting another second on hating him.

lol, talking about shoehorning Brexit into reviews: "Like a parody of Brexit Britain, never has the 1967 comedy been more horribly pertinent than it is now" - Peter Bradshaw on Mel brooks' The Producers.

Speaking of Cannes, a Bradshaw two-star review is as good an indicator that a film’s worth checking out as when it receives a “le boo” from that festival’s audience

"Aging common-sense policeman Neb Belton is forced to enter a confusing modern world where girls and coloureds are insufficiently respectful"

― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2019 12:08 (one hour ago)

But what David Bowie song would this BBC TV sequel to Life On Mars / Ashes to Ashes be named after?

The Laughing Gnome.

"After being knocked out by a blow on the head from a milkshake thrown during a disturbance, Neb Belton wakes up to find that Boris Johnson is Prime Minister."

Ben Melton send tweet

lol, talking about shoehorning Brexit into reviews: "Like a parody of Brexit Britain, never has the 1967 comedy been more horribly pertinent than it is now" - Peter Bradshaw on Mel brooks' The Producers.

My favourite example of this is still when Pitchfork reviewed the Joe Armon Jones record, quoting a line about "no more blood on the streets" and relating it to "a Britain beset by Brexit". Yes dude, that's definitley what he's singing about.

That being said, as with human rights violations, make no mistake: the fact that the EU is shit on it doesn't mean that the tories won't gleefully race further to the bottom as soon as EU restrictions are lifted. I'd rather be employed in the EU than the US anytime.

it is easy (for smug twats like Bradshaw) to generalise about the benefits of EU membership when because he is never going find himself in a position where he doesn't have any employment rights worth shit in some cursed warehouse in Dewsbury. And also the long history of struggle and hard earned workers rights in western Europe goes way beyond the relatively short existence of the EU, despite some of these blue-faced fools holding banners that seem to say otherwise. Like already discussed on thread, the threat of eternal austerity under tories or labour in a post brexit world is a paper tiger to millions of voters in precarious employment and already fucked over hard by Osborne's tax credit cuts, in this "modern-day nursery of employment rights" lol.

Doesn't the theme of the movie he's just awarded 5 stars to contradict his little brexit postscript anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No cos all those awful soul-destroying zero hour jobs only exist because of Brexit or something

They certainly didn't exist when we were protected by the EU's employment laws... er, hold on.

Thankfully, future generations of Eastern European immigrants will be spared this ignominy on British soil.

reason to be cheerful .. workers rights are much better here than in Azerbaijan as well ...

"If we tell you that you've got two days to live
Then don't complain, 'cause that's one more than you'd get in Zaire"

for what is worth, Pom. In the early 90's I did that crop-cutting work (£3.83 ph + fullbennies*) that is work only seen fit for some of your compatriots in the UK these days. Which is bullshit because bringing in the crops is very important work and fuck ppl that think it isn't or ppl that think those that do it shouldn't be awarded more dignity and decent pay.

* as many caulis and cabbages as you could fit in a carrier bag.

bringing in the crops is very important work and fuck ppl that think it isn't or ppl that think those that do it shouldn't be awarded more dignity and decent pay

cosign

Iron (curtain) Mike Gapes. pic.twitter.com/izkaKKKuUN

— No Context Mike Gapes (@NoContextGapes) May 18, 2019

Aw bless him he used to believe in something

burger king are antifa

Dear people of Scotland.

We’re selling milkshakes all weekend.

Have fun.

Love BK #justsaying

— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) May 18, 2019

Feel good at having a BK for my tea now

Feel good at being about to make a Burger King shitpost earlier today and forgetting to make it

wtf i’m a monarchist now

I am a antichris

I made the shitpost lads

lol:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/19/jacob-rees-mogg-book-the-victorians-12-titans-who-forged-britain

Tristram Hunt suddenly looking like a master historian next to this pitiful eejit.

I do envy his self-aggrandizing zeal on some twisted level.

The pure bliss of the doubtless.

if he'd actually experienced some major setbacks and struggles in his life then maybe he could try an autobiography then?

You're not willing to use your Saturday to come into the Job Centre to look for work? I'm afraid that's a sanction. https://t.co/pfxIZujLhI

— Greggs Truther (@invisibleste) May 19, 2019

nice to see cuddly liberal Amber Rudd making up for her hostile environment "nightmare" by making Universal Credit even more of a fucking nightmare.

getting the band back together

...and delighted to have the chance to see some old friends too @George_Osborne @nick_clegg pic.twitter.com/oI3I0VBgs3

— Danny Alexander (@dannyalexander) May 20, 2019

Sir Danny Alexander. This country.

it's the 8 cookers crew!

faint mulligan and o’hare vibes from that photo

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l2skVCP6QVM/hqdefault.jpg

voobs

Clegg looks like he's benefiting from all that Californian sunshine mountains of fucking wedge!

Nigel Farage spouting shite 10 metres in front of a milkshake shop is tempting fate slightly pic.twitter.com/LQNiH4A2GH

— 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 (@walkerdanny) May 20, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7Ak9v4XsAA36uv.jpg

milkshook

my milkshake brings all the fash to the yard

The Milky Walk of Shame

Chaotic scenes in Newcastle city centre as Nigel Farage hit by a milkshake. He’s been whisked away by his security. This is the aftermath. pic.twitter.com/qxz8yay492

— Sean Seddon (@seddonnews) May 20, 2019

The cackling is A++.

This may not affect the votes either way, but this is a good way to say people aren't prepared to put up with vermin walking around full stop.

Looking forward to the government's Milkshakes and Dairy-Based Projectiles Act 2020

whisked away

no

wait, what?

Exciting to see that CHUK-TIG have their second policy! pic.twitter.com/4K6AYrgOvw

— Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) May 20, 2019

still doing some kind of bad, unfunny meta-comedy I see.

guaranteed vote-winner, great work everyone