KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

K himself admits he had no character to play in Dracula

such ornate dreck

Dracula is fantastic, but River's Edge is one of Reeves' best performances (in one of the best movies about teenagers - and THE best movie about metalheads - ever made).

I love Dracula

And yeah, Keanu didnt have much to work with. even as written in the book Jonathan Harkness isnt much of a character

River's Edge is one of Reeves' best performances (in one of the best movies about teenagers - and THE best movie about metalheads - ever made).

^^^this is the one

"Motherfucker! FOOD EATER!" is permanently lodged in my lexicon

Just saw the second John Wick. There are 100 stupid things about this movie, and they pretty much all make it better than the original.

^^^gets it

I've recently watched that movie where he is an eating disorder therapist and one where a bunch of teens housesit his beachhouse, only because he's in it.

from what I've read, I'm expecting 3 to be a slight step down and overlong, but still a blast

fwiw sic, Bullitt is a policier with one "action" sequence that everyone recalls

Last (x) movies you saw (II) - Yates' camera is watching McQueen's body the whole time, his action or inertness or frustration is doing 80% of the job of telling the audience where the investigation is at

on-topic:

Has Keanu played a light-hearted or goofy (or even expressive) character in the last two decades? the Wicks are the only things I've seen since the first Matrix on VHS, but I get the impression that he's pretty much all stonefaced all the time. RIP Parenthood Keanu.

(presumably Bill & Ted 3 is going to play on this, with sad dad Keanu finding how to get his mojo back)

Interrupting this (rightful) John Wick lovefest to reiterate an important point that shouldn't be overlooked:

Man of Tai Chi rules

― polyphonic, Sunday, February 2, 2014 1:21 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As true today as the day it was posted.

Destination Wedding, a two-hander with Winona Ryder (no other character gets even a single line of dialogue, IIRC), was surprisingly funny.

Destination Wedding was weird. I remember laughing really hard one time but otherwise it was about two very attractive, miserable people that seem to give up on life and decide to be together.

It was a weird one for sure, ultra minimalist romcom. Not that memorable tbh

Maybe him screaming during the sex scene was what I thought was funny. I can't remember.

Keanu making his rom-com return (as the villain)

Obsessed with Ali Wong and Randall Park in Always Be My Maybe and I’m gonna bet you will be too. Fall in love with it on May 31. pic.twitter.com/dbia4LbiPp

— Netflix Film (@NetflixFilm) May 16, 2019

I am going to watch the shit out of that.

He must have a good netflix deal. He appears super briefly in a bunch of their movies now. Like SPF-18 (the one where the teens are housesitting for him and he appears right at the end).

Destination Wedding was bearable bc of the chemistry btw Keanu & Winona , but the script itself was pretty dire.

why does Netflix bother with MPAA ratings?

Why does Netflix make three minute trailers?

I'll also watch the shit out of that but I feel like I've seen the movie now (minus the ending where Wong and Park end up together).

Part of them reviving the romcom is feeling the necessity to do it in the most rote, by the numbers fashion possible so everyone recognizes what they're doing (and they can crank em out as fast as possible)

I will love Ali Wong forever because of her fancy asian/jungle asian joke.

I was going to watch that anyway (cause I too love Ali Wong) but yep, looking forward to it even more now that I know Keanu's in it.

why does Netflix bother with MPAA ratings?

A lot of people seem unaware of this but aside from the KID profiles, Netflix also has parental controls. You can set shows above a certain rating to be accessible only with a PIN.

Lol. That Keanu scene in the preview was filmed in my place of work. They shot it late at night/early morning so I never saw him but the security guards said he was super friendly.

MPAA ratings allow a movie to be shown in a big chain/“normal” theater which is important when ur trying to get nominated for AWARDZ

This movie, like 98% of Netflix originals, will never be screened in a theater

... except it says at the end of that trailer that it'll be screened on Netflix and in select theatres.

I still think it was a crazy leap to think anyone would be convinced Diane Keaton's character in Something's Gotta Give would choose J Nichols over Keanu. I totally forgot until now that they dated irl too.

except it says at the end of that trailer that it'll be screened on Netflix and in select theatres.

OK, I missed that. But the idea that more than 5-6 of the many movies they produce annually will ever be submitted for serious awards consideration is wrong.

99% of you wdnt get off the couch to see this in a theater if you could

entirely defensible in this case

It's insane/pathetic that the Hallmark Channel is just letting Netflix drink their milkshake instead of, like, just casting some non-white actors from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos

I used to work somewhere (mid 2000s?) that had a lot of celebs regularly wandering around. Keanu was the only one where people dropped what they were doing and ran out trying to get a glimpse.

Oddly enough Vanessa Paradis was the only one that I ever saw that had photogs surrounding her.

He filmed a particularly dumb movie on my college campus in the '90s, at just about peak Keanu, and so many people were jockeying for assistant/coffee type positions on the production to be around him.

Heard a story from a friend who canvassed/fundraised for Obama and ended up at Keanu's house, and apparently K invited him in and was extremely nice.

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He is truly the best

an angel walking among us

we are at most 30 years away from a "won't you be my neighbor" style doc about keanu

Shazza, did you see the puppies interview????

nooooo SHOW IT TO ME

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god I love how he still can't grow a full beard so much

Every time I see this thread title I think “poor John Cusack”

River's Edge is a dumb carton, but Keanu's looking for something human.

He's better in Permanent Record (not a better movie, though).

Has Keanu played a light-hearted or goofy (or even expressive) character in the last two decades? the Wicks are the only things I've seen since the first Matrix on VHS, but I get the impression that he's pretty much all stonefaced all the time. RIP Parenthood Keanu.

He was charming in a supporting role in Something's Gotta Give, and the movie is so chickenshit about EWWW GRANNIES HAVING SEX that Nancy Meyers couldn't conceive of a scenario where Diane Keaton and Keanu end up married fucking the shit out of each other.