Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

"You're right of course, xyzzzz__, optimism was the word I was looking for - optimism that anything short of the last trump will cause the UK to come up to scratch"

I looked at this when it was posted and just now and I still don't know what you're on about but I'm glad you have an imagination Andrew.

Lads, why spend this time fighting when we can be laughing at fools on twitter being calm and posting as they always do?

I no longer just want Corbyn to resign. I want him to write a personal letter of apology to everyone in the country, and then I want him, Milne, Murray, Clark, McCluskey, Murphy, Bastani and the rest to fuck off and never come back. Their destruction of our party is unforgivable,

— Duncan Hothersall 🌹 (@dhothersall) May 14, 2019

Also extremely amused by this crying over spilt milk:

I joined the Fabian Society in 1972. Last week @thefabians told me that because @ForChange_Now are putting up candidates against Corbyn Labour in the European elections I can no longer be a full member. Today I cancelled my Standing Order. How many more members will they lose ?

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) May 14, 2019

Will soon be joining you. Got to email them. Am too right wing for fabians anyway

— roders (@oneandonlymr0) May 14, 2019

I love it when zoomers from indyref 1 make it into the consciousness of the wider UKpol community and then get roundly clowned for having an extremely normal one. he is pals with ian “moody teenager” murray too - it has been a banner day for edinburgh south CLP alumni:

Labour source: "This will be a good thing [in the long run]", says Ian Murray is a "moody teenager" who must be told to stop "damaging briefings against party members, including staff". https://t.co/GCHfgTXj3i

— Alasdair Clark (@alasdair_clark) May 14, 2019

xp

"our party" :D :D :D :D :D

he is a mcternan-adjacent better together clownshoe

Stripes continues to confuse me.

Did anything actually happen today? Like I know parliament is sitting but is it just the usual?

did you miss "four ovens"-gate

Tory housing minister roasted for having FOUR OVENS in extravagant kitchenhttps://t.co/hzImh3QIfg pic.twitter.com/2ysDRcL2JM

— Mirror Politics (@MirrorPolitics) May 14, 2019

What the FUCK, 23% of people have more than one oven, and 1% have FIVE OR MORE pic.twitter.com/v7EsUjTm40

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) May 14, 2019

I did not, why is he denying the evidence of our eyes, the absolute madman

I mean I grew up with three siblings and even on Christmas Day when we have people over & vegetarian fusspots in our midst etc I’m not getting a use for four separate ovens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that denial again: "we don't own four ovens, we own two double-ovens"

what do you think double means, mr brokenshire?

I have a double oven. It's basically an oven and a microwave. I'd fp myself now and stick my head in my double oven, but I've only one double-oven, not double double-ovens!

Don't know - 1%

Amazing what you can rustle up! Maybe some more hot potatoes next! #twoovens pic.twitter.com/gU0vrbuaV2

— James Brokenshire (@JBrokenshire) May 14, 2019

Look let's not post pictures of cake at this time of the evening when there's no way i want to put outside clothes on and schlepp over to the shop

clearly two double ovens

nothing posh about a double oven ffs

it's a double double oven, it's right there in the almanach saxe-gotha

"Let them eat cake" is the message I'm getting there

i like to chew up one oven and spread the resulting paste between another intact double oven

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xps to NV the best cakes are fridge cakes like chocolate biscuit cake and cheesecake anyway

The best cake is the cake you've got in the house when you suddenly want cake tbh

make a mug cake

the best cake is bread pudding, followed by tiffin

The only tiffin I recognise has biscuit and raisins in it and comes in a wrapper

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41DAksNsAWL.jpg

shat it

ChUKing it in: Change UK's lead candidate in Scotland, David Macdonald, is binning his Euro elections campaign and endorsing the Lib Dems

— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) May 15, 2019

Truly this is the shit ground no fans of UK politics.

Sweet.

is change UK banksy

Should have stood as a ChangeSco candidate.

My word. Change UK’s number one Euro candidate in Scotland, David MacDonald, has quit to back the Lib Dems. Chuka Umunna: “It is obviously disappointing that this candidate has chosen to pledge allegiance to another party - he has let down his fellow candidates and activists.”

— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) May 15, 2019

🙄

What activists?

is chuka for real

chuka are you banky

This whole debacle is a cautionary tale of trying to politics by media without any kind of proper membership base. The main beneficiaries appear to be the LibDems and that's because they're actually able to get boots on the ground.

Media have continuously demonised membership as 'crazy' for the last few years. It seems like some kind of end result

It's so good to see this cunt out of Labour. That he was ever in it is a whole other, deeper, issue.

"it's a broad church" blah blah blah... good riddance "politically homeless" tory detritus!

in another devastating blow to Corbyn, Bridget Prentice has resigned from not being an MP

A racist peer quit yesterday as well. We now go LIVE to the Leader of the Opposition for his reaction to these developments:
https://i.postimg.cc/xCf5j4TF/322-A0-FAD-9-A97-4503-890-E-26-E3-CD4-EBC68.jpg

Prentice said "this is no longer the party of Kier Hardy, Clement Atlee and Tony Blair" and i hurt my throat shouting DUUUUUUUUUUH at the radio

I saw Tom Harris, the former Labour MP who turned a 12k majority into an 11k loss to the SNP, was supporting the quitters yesterday, which tells you everything you need to know about how good this is for Corbyn.

I saw Tom Harris, the former Labour MP who turned a 12k majority into an 11k loss to the SNP, was supporting the quitters yesterday, which tells you everything you need to know about how good this is for Corbyn.

how was tom harris ever in the labour party

Xp the four ovens thing gives me clarity on why I hate all this 'baking!' shit

Shoot the count in the face

has chuka got a party now? i may have missed some formal steps admittedly

how was tom harris ever in the labour party

He's in the Daily Telegraph now, all's well that ends well.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/may/15/the-victorians-jacob-rees-mogg-review?CMP=share_btn_tw

imagine having to read this trash, even if you were paid to for a review.

A good point, well made

This is a good encapsulation of what’s so maddening about the idea we’re supposed to mourn/introspect after every Labour resignation pic.twitter.com/UgbYd5QGzy

— Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) May 15, 2019