OK where did they find this off-brand woman to read the broken L train announcement like she's never heard of boroughs? "For service to... man... hat ten?"
Not removing my noise cancelers till she's gone.
― mick signals, Saturday, 11 May 2019 04:11 (five years ago) link
i know you're joking but fuck everyone wearing noise-cancelers anyway
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 May 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link
Dude, they are saving my sanity
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 May 2019 05:52 (five years ago) link
what happens when the F turns into a G and you're the last to know?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:04 (five years ago) link
Wait, this just happened to you?
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
no, bcz I don't use headphones on the train; I laff when it happens to others
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 May 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link
I look up occasionally, hasn’t been a big problem
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
I only hate the people with noise cancelers/loud headphones on the subway because they don't get the fuck out of the way when you yell at them to.
― Yerac, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
And I would never wear them while moving in the city because I don't want to die that way.
― Yerac, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link
i am okay with dying that way i guess? it's been an adjustment and i don't leave them on all the time but it alleviates the nonstop intrusion of the world into every goddamn moment and turns the train from a traveling asylum back into a conveyance. I'm aware it may ultimately be a problem to be a true disconnected bystander but i feel like i may also have avoided several confrontations because i genuinely can't hear the guy cursing at everyone in the car, so I don't have to deal with it.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 06:17 (five years ago) link
I am okay with dying that way.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:09 (five years ago) link
Being held momentarily
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:13 (five years ago) link
can’t live in new york without headphones
have p good spatial awareness
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 13 May 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link
I wasn't joking
― mick signals, Monday, 13 May 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
I'm going to be that anecdotal person and say that a woman from my hometown died at a train station (in Chicago iirc?) bc she had headphones on and stepped in front of an Amtrak train.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 13 May 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link
Here's how a clogged toilet disrupted five subway lines during rush hour this AM https://t.co/7BYc8M1Sz8— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) May 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link
jesus christ
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
dont take much
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
New Yorkers giving a shit breaks the system shocker
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
If you're listening to music on headphones on the subway in NYC you're almost certainly going to be dealing with hearing loss later in life. Noise down there is super crazy.
― Position Position, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
whatja say?
doesnt matter, the Ramones got there first
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link
Thank you Dr Position
― calstars, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
almost like one should be using.... noise-cancelling headphones
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
Bus service cuts.Talk about a death spiral. This is one area of MTA transit policy where the mayor can take the blame. https://t.co/THEeu0OaJT— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) May 20, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link
We suspect someone has intentionally disrupted thousands of commutes on the 2/3 lines today by activating multiple trains’ emergency brakes. If you see any suspicious behavior, please @ or DM us details ASAP, including car #, so we can get trains back on schedule.— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) May 21, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link
googling where de Blasio was today.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 00:17 (five years ago) link
favorite morning headline typo:
The MTA is on the hunt for the "idiots" who are pulling emergency brakes on subway trains, snarling tush-hour commutes.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 May 2019 12:03 (five years ago) link
This person has an established M.O., the source said, and Jalopnik confirmed this by reviewing internal incident reports. There are at least three so far.
The suspect disrupts service primarily on the 2 and 5 lines from Flatbush Avenue in central Brooklyn to midtown Manhattan. He climbs aboard the rear of the train as it departs a station, unlocks the safety chains, somehow gets into the rear cab, and triggers the emergency brakes. Then, he disappears, most likely through the subway tunnels and out an emergency exit.
Despite striking on average once a week for several months, the person has not been caught.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 May 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
those dang mole people
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link
otm
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 23 May 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link
AKA the molè people
― calstars, Thursday, 23 May 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
F the MTAI’m just going to start hopping turnstiles
― calstars, Sunday, 2 June 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
that's the spiritif you get the monthly/weekly, always swipe someone in when you leave if you canleave the emergency doors open as you leave too
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 2 June 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link
Wonder of the the 7 train world: the Junction Blvd overpass elevator system.
― TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link
Southbound F Subway trains are getting back on schedule after we isolated a train car with a soiled interior at 57 St.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:58 (five years ago) link
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/05/new-york-infrastructure-costs.html
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
hardhat time
https://gothamist.com/2019/06/13/barclays_debris_subway.php
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link
Classic or dud: platform-standing people who are not getting on the current train but nevertheless form a World Cup level wall before the door.
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link
one of the biggest duds, next to people surging, in wall formation, into a car the instant the doors open, nevermind everyone trying to get the fuck off.
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link
Perhaps with the additional ingenuity of displaying strappy backpacks for any loose cords to catch on as you round the wall.
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link
Not as dud as the entire BART where people form a line at the future location of a yet to arrive train that blocks the entire width of the platform.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link
That seems similar to the experience of trying to dock a bike - or undock it- when people are lined up for the ferry.
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link
The worst are the fsckers who stand in the doorway when people are getting on and off
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link
I have an, um, soft spot for the types who sort of accelerate and sneakily jockey for position to be the first ones into the car, then decelerate once they are past the door while they size up the situation to decide where they want to sit.
― Vini C. Riley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 00:34 (five years ago) link
There are service changes and delays on the F line while we work to remove a shopping cart from under a train at Jay St-MetroTech.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
Yup
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link
yeah that was fun
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
QNS, F Train, Offensive Vandalism
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2019 13:01 (five years ago) link
MANH, A Train, Dirty Train Car
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
RIP 123456
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link