Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

That's how I initially read it as well.

that seems a bit too subtle for bovine middle england imo

Jastrow's royal 50 Shades joke: is it racist sexism or just racism? It all hinges on your perspective!

Artfully placed above the Baker story, i'm confident that the resonance had been considered.

tinges, shurely xp

There are possibly quite a few policies (Capital punishment is one yeah) that some ppl want back but politicians don't do it.

It's a minority now in the general population but...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-poll-leave-voters-death-penalty-yougov-results-light-bulbs-a7656791.html

ha that graph is hilarious

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/29/17/20170329-brexit-bring-backs.png

Why are the EU stars superimposed on Donald Trump's face in the bottom left hand graphic?

It's Friday afternoon, stop looking at the internet:

Our ⁦@Adamstoon1⁩ ⁦@EveningStandard⁩ on political Pokémon pic.twitter.com/mHEwQLP6kV

— George Osborne (@George_Osborne) May 10, 2019

... right hand!!!! (xp)

... it's been a long week.

xps

traditional incandescent lamps (sorry I'm an ex-sparkie and "light bulbs" is savagery). but most basic light fittings these days have hardened pvc type lamp-holders that would basically melt or burn with the now old style tungsten filament incandescent lamps.

xxxp anyone who doesn’t like Psyduck the best is a Tory

that graph is just... i can’t stop looking at it

it goes on though: black and white television, rotary telephones, fax machines, food stamps

No option for kicking a ball in the street?

Kids these days need a poll to tell them to kick a ball in the street.

Look, kicking a ball in the street is the old politics. We need a new ball, a ball that reflects a modern plural democracy where every hard working family gets a kick and we're not held to ransom by Stalinist catenaccio

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/may/11/head-likens-criticism-of-private-schools-to-antisemitic-abuse

Oblivious Middle Class Cunt of the Day

He's managed to offend Margaret Hodge, Stephen Pollard and Andrew Adonis, despite not being Jeremy Corbyn.

if he'd have added ... "and it is all Corbyn's fault and here is why..." to this dodgy bs take, then that might have might have won him M Hodge's backing.

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 27% (-6)
BREX: 20% (+6)
CON: 19% (-4)
LDEM: 14% (+7)
CHUK: 7% (-2)
GRN: 5% (+2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)

via @ComRes, 09 May
Chgs. w/ 16 Apr

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) May 11, 2019

poll showing Cons getting hurt harder by hardcore brexiters than Labour, and LibDems bearing up on them ..lol.

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/opendemocracyuk/john-smith-and-path-britain-did-not-take/?utm_source=Daily+Newsletter&utm_campaign=bd753071b1-DAILY_NEWSLETTER_MAILCHIMP&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_717bc5d86d-bd753071b1-407356773

Today, we are in the depth of a Brexit crisis brought about by the collapse of trust in the way Britain is governed. But there was an alternative, another road that could have been taken. And would have been taken, by a potential Prime Minister who trusted himself and wanted to reform the UK while resisting the corruptions of neoliberalism. He would not have won the 1997 election with a landslide 180 majority as Blair did, for he would not have been backed by Murdoch and the Sun. But he would have beaten Major handsomely enough to set the UK on a far better course across the millennium.

I'm not sure of all of that, there might have been more compromises to Murdoch/US/neoliberalism than he thinks in Smith - but there is no denying this country might be in much better shape right now had Blair remained a thwarted ambitious prick on the sidelines and Smith lived longer.

An emergency food bank has been set up in the Whitehall offices of a government department after cleaners and other support staff became the victims of a payroll blunder - no wages since March - by one of Britain’s biggest outsourcing companies.https://t.co/gmr1qeZRWz

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) May 12, 2019

and these cunts think brexit is their only problem.

🤔

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c3c1d5c6f6a3fb89c14d5bd3d38c0c87/tumblr_prdndzrSWt1tti4cw_1280.jpg

The forensic ethnography of The North continues. pic.twitter.com/jJqFNinUto

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) May 13, 2019

Fuck me it's 12 already better get on it

In the south but as its warm day and all I will be going for a quick one at lunch in solidarity with our Brexit friends in the north.

Sebastian Payne has never been in a pub before, let alone a Working Men's Club. Anyway, they don't serve 12 year olds.

is yorkshire an airport

You know you’re in Yorkshire when you see pints at 1030... pic.twitter.com/sYP51mJ6Qm

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) May 13, 2019

Spoons starts serving at 9 you fucking lightweight

Meanwhile, This Milkshake Kills Fascists (again!)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9047183/ukip-carl-benjamin-sargon-of-akkad-milkshake/

... or, a new one this, fish

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/11/fish-thrown-at-ukip-candidate-carl-benjamin-after-he-tweeted-about-raping-jess-phillips-9499074/

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/SEI_66814757.jpg

slimy creature from the depths attacked with some fish

The only thing that confuses me about this choad is didn't he purport to be some kind of "just following the logic ma'am" internet intellectual at some point rather than making Yakkety-Yax look like a class act?

I am sorry to say that I am a bit obsessed with how much I hate this Sargon person. He reminds me so much of the worst people I've ever met.

It's kind of horrifying that cunts like this exist, half of my mates are the gammoniest of reactionaries and they seem like angels of decency compared to this shitehawk

Feel sad for the fish, but can't deny I absolutely love that a woman from Truro throws fish in protest.

A pasty made of solid tin would have been better still.

a loving hug from the family he never truly had

actually i don't really want to know the sargon creation legend, he's probably just a cunt with gammon masonic parents who went particularly batshit at posh school

he's married with 2 kids apparently ;_; ;_;

a loving hug from the family he never truly had

this tho <3 <3 <3

stop being beastly to kaknads of argos

rly we'd need to unretire nakhers for one post if we really wanted to skewer this guy

Lol, yes that will do it

I mean, I would like if Labour was a remain and reform party, but it's not yet and I'm not sure what Tom Watson thinks he'll benefit by claiming it is.

he thinks he has the pulse of the labour membership and will ride this wave to the leadership

stay away from those anabolic steroids kids.