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I thought they'd at least wait for the next election campaign before they turned into New Labour in disguise.

calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:22 (seven years ago)

CHUK are right, we do need a new way of doing politics in this country. Getting rid of about 90 odd % of the current parliament would be a good start.

calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:27 (seven years ago)

getting rid of about 90 odd % of the current population would be a better start

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:41 (seven years ago)

take that thanos you fucking coward

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:42 (seven years ago)

I suppose they do have to pick an arsehole for shadow defence, someone with a disposition for brown-nosing the our boys. Or you get gammons saying the iranian pillocks are waiting to nuke us the sec Corbz gets elected. But repping for freedom to commit atrocities makes them as morally redundant as the fucking tories and they can get fucked.

calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

fuck's sake

Idgi surely staining the reputation of the British army is the worst thing you can do, these people should be in favour of bringing back the death penalty just for soldiers who recreationally murder civilians and surrendering enemy combatants

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 9 May 2019 20:57 (seven years ago)

QC twitter having a banner day again

Tweet says don’t scapegoat and then entirely blames groups for particular things.

Low wages aren’t caused entirely by bad employers - it’s more complex

Similarly financial crisis and bankers.

Just because they share blame doesn’t mean they should be lumped with all of it

— Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) May 10, 2019

||||||||, Friday, 10 May 2019 07:11 (seven years ago)

absolute state of that nia griffiths tweet

||||||||, Friday, 10 May 2019 07:12 (seven years ago)

that old chestnut "more complex" eh? If someone smacked that fool in the head with a hammer it might be a good demonstration of how some bad things have very simple and blindingly obvious causes that are not all "complex".

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 07:24 (seven years ago)

QC Twitter = a good reminder of why a murderous dictatorship of the proletariat might be a net positive for humanity.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 07:35 (seven years ago)

It is complicated given the unknowable workings of divine providence

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2019 07:49 (seven years ago)

I need wise sage to explain to me the mysteries of poverty wages being paid by those whom are paying less corporation tax than 10 years ago .. the complexities of which can only be explained by the wise master from the golden windmill.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 08:02 (seven years ago)

Re: all the “bankers are people too!” morons, this take remains evergreen

Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit.

— Chrissy Hughton fan account (@tmanning24492) April 6, 2017

gyac, Friday, 10 May 2019 08:06 (seven years ago)

thanks hostile-environment policy, very cool!

At least five people have been killed in Jamaica since March last year after being deported from the UK by the Home Office, the Guardian has learned.

The killings took place after the men were sent back to Jamaica – which has one of the highest per capita murder rates in the world – despite strict rules prohibiting deportations to countries in which an individual’s life may be in danger.

The government does not routinely monitor what happens to people who have been deported. But through interviews and archive research, the Guardian has verified the deaths of the five men and been told by other returnees that they fear for their lives.

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 May 2019 09:50 (seven years ago)

They should have listened to the standard home office advice to disguise their accents.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 09:55 (seven years ago)

but n/w it's not like the UK commits violence against its citizens in the same manner the evil CCP does.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:00 (seven years ago)

who needs gulags when you can just ship people who can't provide 10,000 pages of documentation to prove their citizenships off to other countries to be murdered

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 May 2019 10:03 (seven years ago)

I said this the other day: much better odds of surviving Xi's gulags than UK's hostile environment.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:22 (seven years ago)

Dude, it's still wrong. Let it go.

Frederik B, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:26 (seven years ago)

I didn't say it was you predictable clown.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:27 (seven years ago)

The government is perfectly happy to deport people to active war zones, idk if Jamaica is going to present any qualms.

ShariVari, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:27 (seven years ago)

Just a friendly reminder that China routinely deports North Korean defectors back to their 'home' country. And no, I'm not defending the UK's hostile environment policy, which is no doubt about to get worse in the wake of Brexit.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:31 (seven years ago)

Yeah, it's bad form to minimize the suffering of others in order to make your political opponents seem as evil as possible.

Frederik B, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:40 (seven years ago)

Still relevant:

However, the approach that has led to such problems for the Windrush generation – the policy often described as the "hostile environment" – still has overwhelming public support. In principle, seven in ten (71%) support a policy of requiring people to show documents proving their right to be in Britain in order to do things such as taking up employment, renting a flat, or opening a bank account. Just 15% oppose this. Asked about specific situations, 82% think people should have to prove their right to be in the UK before accepting a job, 79% before registering with a GP and 74% before renting a home.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2018/04/27/where-public-stands-immigration

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:42 (seven years ago)

I listened to Jeremy Cunt on hardtalk the other week. His braindead spiel was that the great western democracies inhabit some moral high ground over the rest of uncivilisation, who all need to learn to respect US power and then everything will be alright.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)

It’s also bad form to come into a thread and act like a dick about citizens being deported to somewhere where they subsequently died because of their ethnic origin! I know your brand is being That Guy, but please do fuck off.

gyac, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)

Oh, stop being a dick yourself. I'm literally just saying concentration camps are awful no need to make a big deal about it.

Frederik B, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:47 (seven years ago)

I don't see how this policy being popular on polls means anything. You don't do policy by polls.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:48 (seven years ago)

Well, it does strongly imply that there's no real incentive to stop it, since little to no political gains are to be made as a result.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:51 (seven years ago)

I don't see how this policy being popular on polls means anything. You don't do policy by polls.

This is almost touching in its naivety.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:54 (seven years ago)

there was more of a popular outcry for the afro-Caribbean victims of hostile e than for many of the Asian/Africans deported iirc. For a muslim victim of it to become a social media cause-celebre they need to be a chess grandmaster or a maths genius or something.

calzino, Friday, 10 May 2019 10:57 (seven years ago)

xp was just rushing to make a NuLab joke yeah

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2019 11:01 (seven years ago)

Lol I know that is more of a wish than the reality. We would be in a different place but the focus group and distortions of public opinion by polling have gotten us to where we are today.

Politicians not leading or challenging is one of the reasons this country is the way it is.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:04 (seven years ago)

Kind of unrelated, but there also tends to be significant support for the reintroduction of capital punishment in countries that have abolished it. I find that terrifying.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:08 (seven years ago)

Oh, stop being a dick yourself. I'm literally just saying concentration camps are awful no need to make a big deal about it.


The government are not just people’s “political enemies” they are the ones passing & enacting shit like this.

You’re kidding yourself if you think every autocrat on the planet isn’t taking notes from Xi & I have no doubt the surveillance-obsessed PM is salivating at the thought of some of his policies. People in this country have a duty to call out disgusting stuff like Windrush, if you can’t rely on anything other than “lol can’t believe concentration camps are good”, I can’t help you.

gyac, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:09 (seven years ago)

xp

i wd be far more agitated if there'd been a Brexit-style referendum where people had been allowed to vote for the reintroduction of capital punishment, yeah

but my understanding is that the received wisdom is there's nowhere close to a majority for that in the UK now

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2019 11:09 (seven years ago)

tbrr, i'm not sure it is a great idea to fold Windrush cases, where people who had a perfect legal right to stay in the UK, or asylum cases, where people had more of a contested right to stay but should be given indefinite leave to remain because of the dangers they face if they are deported, in with the five cases the Guardian is highlighting here.

aiui, none of the five contested the legal right to residency or claimed asylum. The argument their lawyer is making is that Jamaica was too dangerous, specifically for them, to be returned to.

It's an interesting argument and may have merit, tbh. Jamaica has a baseline level of danger but the threat in most of the cases here seems to be tied up with links to organised crime. The idea that a criminal past or criminal activity poses enough of a personal danger to the individual to effectively trigger a legal or moral claim to asylum is potentially worth pushing but i am not sure how helpful it is either to the Windrush investigation, or to the broader push against the hostile environment policy to tie either of those things up in the public's mind with these specific circumstances.

ShariVari, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:11 (seven years ago)

imo a big part of why there's support for the hostile environment policies as well is that if you're a regular citizen you're unlikely to ever be exposed to the realities of what life is like within detention centres - in fact most ppl I talk to don't even know that detention centres exist, really. They're in isolated areas and close to airports so G4S or whoever can quickly transport ppl onto flights

Every now and then there's a story about it in the media but I think that these are often so devoid of context (accusations of abuse in detention centre x) that unless you already know the topic it'll be so much background noise

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)

calling them "detention centres" goes a good way towards establishing the nebulous "guilt" of those detained in the minds of the slice of the public already inclined to xenophobia

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2019 11:14 (seven years ago)

It's an interesting argument and may have merit, tbh. Jamaica has a baseline level of danger but the threat in most of the cases here seems to be tied up with links to organised crime. The idea that a criminal past or criminal activity poses enough of a personal danger to the individual to effectively trigger a legal or moral claim to asylum is potentially worth pushing but i am not sure how helpful it is either to the Windrush investigation, or to the broader push against the hostile environment policy to tie either of those things up in the public's mind with these specific circumstances.

I mean if we're talking purely in terms of -- optics -- probably the best cases to put forward are those of LGBTQ people, who also face deadly danger in retuning to Jamaica, and who have to "prove" their gayness in interrogations that have included questions like "what do you like about men's butts?"

Talking to ppl in general I do find the sympathy levels go down drastically as soon as the person involved has been in any kind of criminal activity - not just in the UK.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)

They're guilty of, er, having abandoned their home country.

xp

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:16 (seven years ago)

Talking to ppl in general I do find the sympathy levels go down drastically as soon as the person involved has been in any kind of criminal activity - not just in the UK.

Yeah, this seems like a more or less universal thing.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:16 (seven years ago)

Noodle Vague, I actually find the term kinda creepily euphemistic. What those places really are is prisons, and that's how the people inside them see them - with the caveat that in prison you know when you're getting out.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:18 (seven years ago)

There are possibly quite a few policies (Capital punishment is one yeah) that some ppl want back but politicians don't do it. There was never huge amounts of conversation about it.

What there was conversation about: open borders to EU citizens. Even so Europe before the ref was lower down as an issue.

So that leads to who was asking for deportations of the windrush generation and whether the numbers were ever that high? If this was stopped would it really impact on the Tory vote? It's only on the Home office doing this --> poll finds ppl ok with it after the fact. xps

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)

the idea of neutrally measuring public opinion is absurd

ogmor, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:23 (seven years ago)

The short answer is probably that the government committed to reducing all net migration to a completely arbitrary and unachievable figure without actually being able to influence it that much and then had to scrabble around deporting anyone they could get rid of so they only missed the target by 96% rather than 100% and looked like they were trying.

ShariVari, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:26 (seven years ago)

Yeah it's those ridiculous targets. The thing is I'm sure that many economic targets are missed and yet politicians often are able to talk around those. Targets in other areas are set and quietly dropped with minor political fall out.

I know those targets and Theresa May have a particular story attached to them..

xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:35 (seven years ago)

Front cover of the Daily Mail today: big photo headline about Danny Baker, then across the top a story called "Is Meghan Turning Harry 50 Shades of Grey?" From the pictures it obviously *purports* to be about him wearing grey suits on the reg, but no fucking way is that not an intentional dog siren

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 May 2019 11:56 (seven years ago)

Every woman adores a Fascist.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:58 (seven years ago)

xp not a dog siren I can hear lol, what are they getting at?

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 May 2019 13:03 (seven years ago)


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