actually i'd like to go on record as not ever knowing what the fuck i'm doing, thx
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)
off the top of my head I cannot think of a single person who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:28 (seven years ago)
i could elaborate on this story but i'm not gonna but i mean imagine liking this
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (seven years ago)
stop being so fucking forgiving xp
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)
the quality of mercy knows exactly what the fuck it is doing
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:32 (seven years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64440121_1288828511279087_1428083575177084928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQlQOwgp0QHXT9PiSpKdXvR3Z4WsfsdDeEodsk4XTSmBubmEHLnokZAxxyj0r-cJLyw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=58a6b27492c24700ee1e383b5eeedf27&oe=5D7E00FA
― omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 22:10 (six years ago)
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/if-you-cant-handle-me-at-my-worst-you-dont-deserve-me-at-my-best-declares-sociopath-20181214180601
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 17 June 2019 22:23 (six years ago)
Ok, I'll think about single use plastics if you think about the two transatlantic holidays you take each year.
― koogs, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:04 (six years ago)
The FaceApp hysteria is the dumbest freakout in recent memory.
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
Based little in fact, shared by 90% of my friends
the funny part is people are posting it on Facebook which has years and years of pictures, records of what you did and where you went
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:01 (six years ago)
bUt ItS RuSsIaN
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:03 (six years ago)
"If you don’t know what’s going on, Face App is a Russian app that has been proven to turn on your camera when you aren’t using it as well as go through your pictures. Because it is an app that you download through an App Store they will be able to match that data with your personal information. The face scanning nature of the app probably also means they are trying to start tracking Americans if they enter the country."
This is an intelligent person who is so incredibly on point on a wide variety of sociopolitical topics and then they write this Weekly World News fodder
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
unfrienddelete facebook
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
Nuke from space to be safe
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:43 (six years ago)
Also Cats sucks
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
^ this is a pretty much perfect final message. do it!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (six years ago)
It's 2019, we're all gullible idiots now. And that's OK.
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (six years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47276347_565164730615381_8555368300064800768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmFkYMSMHH7ItAHyMhbn9KqUkrztat1GaDN_v2lYpiHlvVx758lMCwKApu4REY5hGs&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=ef1f33ebca0e9d0fcc30573931aabf6f&oe=5DB36821
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:17 (six years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67299726_2065351877103382_5864453542592380928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmyX8ha9qflzkF5npwcqYBur-0wbYd1zvoy9nTPOy3LcDs3T_TKBWdH_mGvRd49uMc&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=c0580652e0ddb75b2009046c34fe655c&oe=5DB33E5E
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:20 (six years ago)
THEREFORE TRUMP 2020
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 09:21 (six years ago)
Ok lol at “Well, our kids are assholes”
― rob, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:31 (six years ago)
hard to imagine that the person who wrote this could raise asshole kids but hey, millennials, what are you gonna do amirite
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:32 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fhlz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/11016819_721099204661829_2732389479366159709_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQkEIXxgee46-s-jAmwuUvhT1dL5qXXBER03BBoc7lD1jfKEE2kOtZ698RTqxCxGgo4&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz2-1.fna&oh=35b756641e634bafb383351add2eb84a&oe=5DDAAFAD
hmmm yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawgi
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 29 July 2019 04:52 (six years ago)
am i supposed to sue someone named fitzmaurice? i mean i will
― alomar lines, Monday, 29 July 2019 05:39 (six years ago)
So, if I understand Sue F. correctly, she's essentially saying that in her view there is no such thing as offensive speech or an offensive FB posting. Well, I have a few choice words for her.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 July 2019 19:33 (six years ago)
#liveinthemoment#neverforget
FOR ME AND MY FAMILYPERSONALLY, SEPTEMBER 11WAS A REMINDER THAT LIFE ISFLEETING, IMPERMANENT, ANDUNCERTAIN. THEREFORE, WEMUST MAKE USE OF EVERYMOMENT AND NUTURE ITWITH AFFECTION,TENDERNESS, BEAUTY,CREATIVITY, AND LAUGHTER.
< blurry photo of statue of liberty >
- DEEPAK CHOPRA
SUCCESS.COM
― j., Wednesday, 11 September 2019 15:08 (six years ago)
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67276410_2285798551749931_5415900781834403840_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnhvXehDVGpK65Xz6124-H6agcIvzuAicb0erkZjt2n2nUYqBgGPy-wB-RcfHwO7Uw&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=6d95bcc2bdca765fb76d0419b915e9b9&oe=5E34F699
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:04 (six years ago)
and that teacher.... was bob marley
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:05 (six years ago)
how did she say that stuff in all caps tho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
rising cadence as she gripped the podium and spittle flecked her chin
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:41 (six years ago)
She wrote 9x1=7. Her students laughed. Nevertheless, she persisted.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:45 (six years ago)
“OK BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOCUSING ON ME YELLING AT YOU??” yelled one troubled boy
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:30 (six years ago)
Everyone gets an F
― jmm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:44 (six years ago)
and that teacher...was Subway Jared
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
Lol at the idea of a math teacher thinking his students should be proud of his ability to do 90% of his multiplication tables correctly
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
I posted the gif on my FB, everybody clowned it but of course i got one "aw i find it lovely :((("
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
"I took dozens of sips from my beer and no one congratulated me on it, yet when I poured the beer all over my lap everyone laughed."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
or, as it's more commonly explained in bad joke parlance: "but you fuck ONE monkey..."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 22:47 (six years ago)
Literally the response i got from one friend
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:16 (six years ago)
i programmed this mars orbiter, and i got 90% of the code right, but people still laughed at me when it crashed
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:39 (six years ago)
https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E03/gif/2R8vdagigMbD.gif
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:43 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:26 (six years ago)
considered...for what?
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:27 (six years ago)
uh, yr maxell's broken dude
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:32 (six years ago)
Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (six years ago)
;_;
i wanna work at the cassette museum
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (six years ago)
How fast can you respool a cassette?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (six years ago)
*folds hands*
how long is the cassette
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (six years ago)
fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"
i can respool at 5 cm/s.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (six years ago)