An awful shower altogether - vote for the worst member of the Irish diaspora

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“We didn't bitch about the guy next door who was richer because he sold his house for more money and we didn't bitch about the guy down the street who might be poorer. That is the sign of the Irish spirit.”

lol no it's not

Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

fact

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

Begrudgery is as Irish a characteristic as you’ll find!

Also lol at his parents leaving the country in 1947.

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

the true irish spirit in those circs is "i knew him when he had no arse to his trousers"

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

I've got vivid early memories of next door but one Polish neighbours the Wenzels having very unseemly "Polish scum" "Irish bastards" type over the hedge slanging matches on the regular with my parents.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

My Perthshire girl is pointing out that this is all well and good and all, but they've got Trump.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

They can also claim Blair and Murdoch and Gove!

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

claim/take

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

Are any of the Barca lads Irish at all

Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

gerard pique anyway

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

I mean, Blair and Gove are actually Scottish, though.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

Blair is more fucking Australian than Irish.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

he only lived in australia for a few years as an infant.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

I don’t think anyone disputed Gove being Scottish lol but unfortunately Blair counts as diaspora

Love how he paid tribute to his “fiercely Protestant” mother by becoming a deeply weird catholic convert as an adult

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

blair was born in scotland and spent a good deal of his childhood and youth there however

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

(lived there as a tot and then attended fettes as a teen)

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

discarding his accent along the way

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

Fite, but I would wager there's more evil Scottish diaspora bastards in the world than Irish - if not in total then in proportion.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

nah id saw thats right

just in ireland alone like

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

These US Presidents who all claim to be Irish are usually Ulster Scots efter a'

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

I'm just remembering (I'm not sure if this is a fake memory) Cathal Coughlan saying in an interview that when he met Mark E Smith for the first time, he said hello and MES replied: you're not Irish and just walked past him.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

If Blair and Murdoch teach us anything it’s that Irish and Scottish combinations can sometimes result in the most uniquely evil people

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

don't underestimate the Australian factor as well.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

We mixed the worst ingredients of Irish, Scottish and English culture and baked it in the sun for a couple of hundred years

We think you'll like the results

Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link

basically its the scotch

think nakh had sent me on a link before demonstrating the shite they made of anywhere they went

awful bunch

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link

Invented passing in football too - ruining a once noble game

Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link

the 2nd gen pseudo scotch are worse than irish equivalents surely. idk rod fucking stewart!

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

Oh God no, nothing's worse than a Plastic Paddy.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link

Like 80% of the population of the USA, for example.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

they don't count, everyone knows even the McGillycuddys or McMurphys or whatever over there are 90% German.

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link

Genuinely not certain what would qualify Tony Blair as Scottish Diaspora, other than being King of England.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link

OK, forget Blair, David William Donald Cameron then.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

basically its the scotch

think nakh had sent me on a link before demonstrating the shite they made of anywhere they went

awful bunch


we invented the modern world, everyone else is just jealous of our small nation’s oversized contribution to culture and history obv

The fact that we are uniquely deranged and fanatical is neither here nor there.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

Cameron bringing everyone down with him

Cameron has said, "On my mother's side of the family, her mother was a Llewellyn, so Welsh. I'm a real mixture of Scottish, Welsh, and English."[16] He has also referenced the German Jewish ancestry of one of his great-grandfathers, Arthur Levita, a descendant of the Yiddish author Elia Levita.[17][18]

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

read it and weep Corbyn!

calzino, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

Chuck in Callaghan & Healey for bad diaspora too

gyac, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link

did you see diaspora on that one

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link

xp Irish and scottish combos (celts picts ???) passed it back and forth, then with viking then english accomplices/force and then shoved it down the appalachians from the alleghennies to the blue ridge for 250 or 300 yrs. now here i am. bastards all ended up the same. but were nothing until they crashed it in ky. jmo.

enuf about us, i pick murdoch fwiw.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

the scots were fine at building steamships and being engineers. they should have stuck to that.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 01:54 (five years ago) link

"shields still holding cap'n, bit th' drain oan mah buckie is reaching critical point ...

calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link

Re: the building steamships thing, they made a hell of a lot of money building blockade-busting ships for the Confederacy.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 06:59 (five years ago) link

Wernher von Broon

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:02 (five years ago) link

the B Empire more concerned with getting the cotton flowing back into the mills rather than the future of Yankee democracy or taking a stand against slavery.

calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:08 (five years ago) link

Of course, if they hadn't then destryoing the Indian textile manufacturing industry would have been in vain!

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:11 (five years ago) link

is this an example of the subtle + insidious alt-right indoctrination of young un's ppl are talking about in the other thread?

calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:20 (five years ago) link

ay, how are parents supposed to understand these memes?

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:26 (five years ago) link

the mucky trainers really set off the whole outfit nicely

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 07:58 (five years ago) link


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