Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

when this bee corridor gets invaded/liquidated/colonised by giant asian hornets in the next heatwave, London is finished!

corbyn trying to woo back green voters. good start, carry on etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk

If you were watching Marr yesterday, you’d have seen John McDonnell declare really mushy unconditional love for Extinction Rebellion.

t/s: watching marr yesterday to see john mcdonnell declare really mushy unconditional love for extinction rebellion vs eating broken glass

alright, monarchy respecter

Congratulations to Meghan and Harry on the birth of their baby. I hope they're all doing well. #royalbaby

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) May 6, 2019

One of the most low key parts of betting the house was when Corbyn met the Queen & gave her some jam, and didn’t want his colleagues to know.

That bit with Paxman bellowing at him about the monarchy in 2017 was gold though.

I would prefer he suggested a write in poll of the most hilarious ways to execute it/them, but that's not going to happen!

See Nicolas Cage vid above.

Can't believe Farage turned out to be a massive antisemite and conspiracy theorist.

there's me advocating banning ppl from the Labour party for bringing them into disrepute by appearing on RT and that cunt has been interviewed by Alex Jones 6 times!

The Akkadian king strikes again:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/07/police-investigating-ukip-candidate-youtube-carl-benjamin-jess-phillips-comments

It's like the dark enlightenment never happened

I love CTIGU

Change UK have changed their name again... their twitter handle was @TheIndGroup until an hour ago when it inexplicably became @ForChange_Now... which is somehow even more confusing and less catchy, and also means they've lost their blue tick 👏

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) May 7, 2019

Oh dear... Change UK didn't keep hold of the old handle when they changed it just now, and @TheIndGroup has been re-registered by someone else to read "Hard Brexit" pic.twitter.com/tHbASCruOk

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) May 7, 2019

lool!

omg the FourChangs are so consistently amazing

idk about anybody else but I’m getting to the point with this latest news cycle where everything is so stupid and awful that I can’t even really find the bantz anymore. Then this lot come through for me, god bless them

Oh yeah it's long past fun mostly except this incredible clown bus of a party which i am half-convinced is some kind of Chris Morris bit at this stage

This is just like an episode of in the thick of it.

If it helps this thread goes a long way to keeping me sane (except when mark a drops in to scare me with bl***y references)

At least we can laugh at their dreadful candidates flopping even as the country elects a full slate of fash MEPs.

euros are going to be REALLY depressing

I have been informed that the LibDems are gonna clean up so

CHUK will get circa 10% and Brexit Party will win most seats and the popular vote.

what a shambles

pinned tweet

We'll just leave this right here...#ChangeUK pic.twitter.com/by4zz58hJV

— Change Group (@ChangeUK) March 29, 2019

Can’t wait for a bunch of people who failed in labour to blame jemiru crombyn for them splitting the left-(ish) vote & fascists getting in. Will they blame the actual government? Nah, of course not.

Also it’s really besides the point given a lot of her other horrorshow views, but lol @ Nora Mulready (2nd gen) saying shit like this:

Ditto the Irish. https://t.co/9PQYIgcbEV

— Nora Mulready (@NoraMulready) July 11, 2018

Ah lovely, it's the turn of the Irish to be mortally offended and to have all the people be mortally offended on our behalf.

— Nora Mulready (@NoraMulready) December 7, 2018

Imagine if catholic priests who'd abused children were referred to by Home Secretary as "sick Irish paedophiles" or were referred to by "progressives" simply as "men"? Neither would be helpful or illuminating or honest. Respect the public enough to describe situations truthfully.

— Nora Mulready (@NoraMulready) October 20, 2018

Actually this reminds me that I wanted to poll the worst member of the Irish diaspora. I would expect Steve B to make a good showing, if not win outright, but there’s plenty of competition.

Anne Marie Waters!

I still think it's Terry Wogan.

xp I don’t think she’s diaspora I think she’s just an emigrant. That’s a different poll, with Glinner and Bono.

... and Geldof. Now there is a poll.

... Bono not a emigrant though?

Wogan and Geldof don’t count, both actually from Ireland.

Does Bono still even live in Ireland?

yaxley-lennon obv

My dead dad was an absolute cunt! But only "famous" in the Zetland St Irish centre, Hudds.

Pretty sure Bono still lives in Ireland. Diaspora could potentially include Brendan O'Neill and Morrissey, it's another good poll.

xxp you say this but the fucking staaaaate of some of the gene pool - got Andrew Breitbart, Morrissey and Bill Clinton.

Ok I’m polling when I get home, it’s gonna be cunts all the way down (and I will try to find some awful Scottish people of Irish ancestry for Tom & Jim)

Some people consider me an awful Scottish person of Irish ancestry.

For pity's sake don't make me ponder Morrissey vs Brendan O'Neill

Not bad enough to make the poll, sorry!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhg5MQQX0AAsClh.jpg

xp that’s going to be the least of your problems

OMG

Piers Morgan was born in 1965 in Newick, Sussex, England[9] as Piers Stefan O'Meara, the son of Vincent Eamonn O'Meara, an Irish dentist originally from County Offaly,[9][10]

Oh god i'm having a hate attack

darragh do something!

Things you weren't shockingly old enough when you learned

Maybe every terrible person in Britain is of Irish extraction.