Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

none of that excuses the performance and tactics of recent months in the league

it's extremely good how virtually all this club's finances have been lumped on a stadium which will in all likelihood still not be paying for itself at the point of extinction of all human life on the planet

caught ten minutes of this inc the first red and then had to get a bus with a probably mercifully dead phone

giving myself brain damage by watching Cardiff clowncar their way out of the division on TV. maybe a fan will brick my kitchen window on the way back from the ground

obviously means Brighton will let Arsenal steamroller them as well

Gnight Colin you ridiculous cunt

Neil Warnock when a woman wearing a hijab walks past him #brexit pic.twitter.com/yc8ywCDlKw

— Notorious (@Notorious54321) May 4, 2019

what a fucking ridiculous old cunt, seriously.

love the 1-2-3 of that salah goal, nutmeg to first time hit to right foot

can only hear "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" when I watch that gif

Newcastle having a rare old time then concede a soft goal

our club is being 75% bought out by some lifelong fan possibly with some shadowy consortium behind him (he is skint in club owner terms). His history in football club directorship so far has been making a complete balls up of Southport FC where the fans all despise him. All the other the clubs are getting billionaire oligarchs and we get someone who looks on paper like a two-bit conman. Be nice to see some basement clubs again when we are going into administration and having bucket collections to pay the kitman's wages.

jfc this game and this season

holy shit!

We really looked spent there, I thought that was it. Fabinho did well to play for the free kick and Trent AA has an amazing delivery. I'd be concerned minus Salah and possibly Firmino that we can't beat Wolves, though we shall see I guess. Hard to believe City will drop any points really.

Actually it was Shaq that crossed it

Great result on the back of Wednesday and being pegged back twice. I can't knock this team at all

Foyth deserves a four or five game ban for that

stupid joke cunt at stupid joke club

obv i didnt care to watch it again but did anybody even bother to lament our fearless captain staying out of it for the goal

pundits focused on Wanyama's positional aimlessness which struck me as more egregious also

look at us, bailing out Spurs again this season.

oh no it was last season I was thinking of, the draw at Stamford bridge.

the baby-faced ass looking quite listless today, never mind christmas, he'll cast out when may is out!

6 minutes added on because some scruffy bloke in rigger boots made planting a corner flag look very hard work.

cheer up, your not good enough for champions league football anyway!

look at us, bailing out Spurs again this season

Think we're gonna need Leicester or Burnley to also bail us out

Lol getting bailed out by old Murray (not so) mint now.

so Spurs have sewn top 4 up, despite being absolute cack over the last quarter of the season.

Thank fuck for that.

Our chairman has flogged a 75% stake in the club to a dodgy ambulance chaser who wasn't wealthy or even football savvy enough to reverse the downward trajectory of national league sleeping giants Southport Fc. I suspect he's keeping that 25% chunk of the shares so he can return as the saviour hero when we are back in L2, the absolute cunt.

Lolz Arsenal

Relieved we didn't need to get a result against Everton

tho I suppose we still have to try and not lose 5 nil or something

^^^lol

Lol indeed but it was just three years ago when we needed a single point from our final game to finish second (and above Arsenal), so we promptly lost to already relegated Newcastle 5-1 whilst Arsenal beat Villa 4-0

Drunk Spurs woman from somewhere in Manchester was great value on 5Live earlier.

"We were always in second but... NOT ANY MORE!"
"That's because you're in fourth."
"Yeah, well, being runner up is just so depressing. FOURTH, BABY!"

Chris Sutton also didn't believe it was mathematically possible for Arsenal to finish fourth, even when the arithmetic was explained to him in detail.

Repeat of those scorelines from three years ago would see Arsenal finish 4th but you'd hope it's unlikely as ten of the THIRTEEN games we've lost this year have been by just a single goal

well yeah because the other team know its enough

what was spurs' draw again, remember it being some drab affair

Arsenal.

(Who missed a penalty in the last minute or so)

i remembered wrong!

I wouldn't put it past Spurs to ship five to Everton right now but the idea of Arsenal putting three or four goals past Burnley feels unlikely.

we're just not gonna talk about this huh

nm

Hell of a goal.

Not exactly an iconic commentary moment from Tyler there

misery loves Kompany

xp was gonna note how painfully incapable Sky commentators are of narrating Moments with Gravitas

IhenachNOOOOOOOOO

Can't believe Leicester are so keen on finishing 8th

ffs.

sewn up